#on hyman's goal

[pensherosjourney]

cute leon celebration from g5 against the kings

[girljeremystrong]

i really don't know how many more bertuzzi - matthews - domi i've got left in me

[dvhaime]

something about matthew and leon’s teammates hitting 50 goals on the same night

[sunshine-gumdrop]

I lost my mouthguard??!

[brandonsaad]

COL v. EDM - 01.07.23

[chanelfunnell]

NHL heroes

And two young heart robbers

Trevor Zagras has really first world problems

A prospect Connor Bedard has a nice interesting face protection shield

[soup-redemption]

We're??? Doing so good????? After a break?????????

[intricatepuckrituals]

i simply think that noted children's author zach hyman deserves TONIGHT to AGAIN score his tenth 2022 nhl season goal and for the first time actually HAVE IT COUNT !!!

[werewolfbneimitzvah]

*checks the game, sees that Oilers have 2 goals on 6 sog to the Stars' 0 goals on 17 sog* heu what the fuck is going on *sees that they were both ppg* oh, ok yeah that checks out

[letchaosbedivine]

Who needs a 2 goals lead 7 min in the game, anyway?

[wizardclown]

zach ♡♡♡

[nuge]

his first 50 goal szn

zach hyman | EDM @ OTT | 03.24.2024

[starsandhughes]

Penalty Box Series— Preseason Edition (Quinn Hughes Edition)

23-24 Season Masterlist

next: two

tw for trevor’s unemployment

my shoulder check showcase post was referenced! check it out if you haven’t <3

SEPTEMBER 27, 2023

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yourusername WELCOME BACK, SISSY (and hockey) FANS! my best friend, CAPTAIN QUINN HUGHES played his first preseason game tonight and he sure made an impression!

firstly, he got the third penalty of the game and first penalty for the canucks in the first period! it was for holding against hyman of the oilers, and to say i was laughing was an understatement. that was top notch comedy, bestie, thank you sm for keeping me employed

and secondly, QUINN SCORED!!! he got his first (preseason) goal as a captain, AND the first goal of the game during the second period! it was a power play goal, and leon draisaitl (he’s shown in the last pic of this post) was the criminal that made it so! shoutout to him!

i’m sorry you didn’t win, but you played a beautiful 24:10 minutes (most for the canucks, third most overall) and almost won the overtime race against leon’s boy toy, mcdavid!

and lastly, i want to address mine and quinn’s son cole! he got his second penalty of the preseason 3 minutes and 23 seconds after his father! and they both looked dead inside <3 like father, like son! (ps shoutout to petey for also getting a penalty!) (there were ten total penalties!)

you put your whole butts into this game, boys! mwah! you’ll get them next time for the season opener! i love you all!

and i extra love my best friend🩵

tagged _quinnhughes and colemcward

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_quinnhughes i have not missed this

yourusername don’t be silly! of course you have! you love it and me!

_quinnhughes i do love you! just not… i could live without the embarrassing screenshots

yourusername so don’t be embarrassing??? this sounds like a captain best friend problem

_quinnhughes you halfway credited my goal to draisaitl? and called mcdavid his boy toy? @.trevorzegras what did you let happen this summer?

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes she got bored

yourusername @_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras they’re my heroes

jackhughes @/yourusername stop… stop typing

user4 OH WE ARE SOOOO BACK

user73 AHHH!! YOU’RE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER

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colemcward @_quinnhughes what do i do?

_quinnhughes @/colemcward act like she’s normal

colemcward @/yourusername i love you, too, mom! and miss you! thanks for the support! i think

yourusername @/colemcward aw i miss you, too, son! i’ll see you soon, i promise <3

yourusername @_quinnhughes i will fight to the death with you

trevorzegras @/yourusername you are not close enough to casually get on a flight to vancouver right now so don’t you dare

yourusername @/trevorzegras and who’s fault is that?

trevorzegras @/yourusername technically, not mine

yourusername @/trevorzegras it’s tough being the breadwinner right now… but it is a burden i must carry

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras ““i’m sorry about your life” -sissy” -me

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes maybe i will put her on a plane

user16 THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE HAS RETURNED! oh, and quinn has, too!

jackhughes @_quinnhughes gordy howe hatty when?

yourusername @/jackhughes @_quinnhughes @.lhughes_06 @/colecaufield @/jamie.drysdale @_alexturcotte @/slknight35 @.matthew_tkachuk gordy howe hatty when?

jackhughes @/yourusername i am an angel

yourusername @/jackhughes you’re quite literally a devil

trevorzegras @/yourusername why wasn’t i included?

yourusername @/trevorzegras aww, baby! it’s so cute to think you could fight! i’ll leave yours up to stromer

trevorzegras @/yourusername your favoritism towards stromer is going too far at this point

yourusername @/trevorzegras but daddy, i love him!

jackhughes @/yourusername i’m begging you again to stop typing

_quinnhughes @/jackhughes @/yourusername can i get a regular hatty first?

jackhughes @_quinnhughes no

yourusername @_quinnhughes idc which comes first but i’d like them both pls and ty

slknight35 @/yourusername i’m a goalie?

yourusername @/slknight35 and? you had an assist last season, ullmark scored an empty netter last season (sorry quinny), and goalie fights happen! you’d become a national treasure. you’d steal matty’s title as king of the rats

_quinnhughes @/slknight35 don’t listen to her

matthew_tkachuk @/slknight35 don’t listen to her. i got it.

yourusername @/matthew_tkachuk MY RAT! I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU! my first love🥰

trevorzegras @/yourusername 5 minute major for hurting my feelings. get in the bathroom.

yourusername @/trevorzegras i deserve that

jamie.drysdale @/yourusername if i get a goal and an assist first, i’ll see what i can do

yourusername @/jamie.drysdale this is why you’re my favorite ex husband❤️

jamie.drysdale @/yourusername i try my best (suck it @/jackhughes)

colecaufield @_alexturcotte and i haven’t gotten into a fight??? and you want us to full send???

_alexturcotte @/colecaufield you know damn well what she’s about to say

yourusername @/colecaufield @_alexturcotte sounds like you two don’t love me anymore

_alexturcotte there’s our girl

colecaufield @/trevorzegras add 2 minutes for embellishment

trevorzegras @/colecaufield yes sirrr

lhughes_06 @/yourusername i haven’t even gotten an nhl penalty

yourusername @/lhughes_06 i’ve got big bucks on your first one being puck over the glass

jackhughes @/lhughes_06 i’m rooting for you

_quinnhughes @/yourusername @/jackhughes WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT GAMBLING?

yourusername @_quinnhughes ““to not to” -mator” -me

user61 i’m begging the universe that sissy posts get to keep happening😭

user44 using this as a sign that *you know what* will happen🕯️🔮

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes thank you

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras die

yourusername @_quinnhughes you’re literally going to marry us please don’t wish death upon him

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras fall down a flight of stairs

yourusername @_quinnhughes yeah okay

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes uno reverse

jackhughes @/yourusername they might be worse than us

yourusername @/jackhughes they wish

lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes beautiful debut as a captain! i’m so proud to be your brother!

_quinnhughes i feel like you’re mocking me

lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes i would never

yourusername @_quinnhughes idc if he meant it or not, I’M proud to be your sister💙

_quinnhughes @/yourusername that’s the nicest thing you’ve said this whole post aw (i’m proud to call you my sister) (you too luke)

jackhughes @_quinnhughes you’re proud to call lukey your sister? low blow

lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes all i’ve done is figuratively look up to you my whole life!

_quinnhughes @/jackhughes @/lhughes_06 i’m disowning you both

yourusername @/jackhughes @/lhughes_06 suck it, lucifers

[the-garbanzo-annex-jr]

The ratio of terrorists to Palestinian noncombatants killed during Israel’s ongoing war against Hamas in the Gaza Strip is approximately one to one, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu revealed this week.

“What Israel has done is take the effort to minimize civilian casualties as no other army has done,” the Israeli leader said in an interview with U.S. author and political adviser Dan Senor on Monday.

“We use leaflets, we use millions of text messages, phone calls. We actually call the people, give up the benefit of surprise, tell them: ‘Get out of the way. Get out of the war zone so that we can accomplish our military objectives while you’re in a safe place,'” said Netanyahu.

“We’re facing 35,000 Hamas terrorists. We’ve killed already about 14,000, wounded many others, and we’re progressing towards that goal” of destroying the terror group, he added.

Israeli government spokesman Avi Hyman on Monday reinforced Netanyahu’s message, saying that the Israel Defense Forces had killed more than 14,000 terrorists and approximately 16,000 civilians since the outbreak of the war on Oct. 7.

“Israel is setting the new gold standard for urban warfare with what appears to be the lowest civilian-to-combatant casualty ratio in history,” stated Hyman.

Last week, the United Nations admitted it overcounted the number of Gazan children who have been confirmed killed in the war by a staggering 42%.

In March, the U.N. Children’s Fund stated that 13,450 children had been killed, citing figures from the Hamas-run Gazan Health Ministry. Last Wednesday, the U.N. Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs (OCHA) released updated casualty figures according to which 7,797 Gazan children have died in the war as of April 30.

“The revisions are taken…you know, of course, in the fog of war, it’s difficult to come up with numbers,” Farhan Haq, deputy spokesman for U.N. Secretary-General António Guterres, told JNS on Friday.

The 13,450 statistic was cited frequently in the international press, leading to accusations that the Jewish state had committed war crimes, including intentionally targeting children.

[chanelfunnell]

Chicago Blackhawks lost, J Toews scored

10 goals between Chicago Blackhawks and Edmonton Oilers, 3 goals by the Blackhawks. One by the captain Jonathan Toews. He fell but he scored.

the most goals appeared in the last period, both teams opening their d zones. Kane scored by Evander Kane d man on other side of the toe tag. Fear not. Patrick Kane has added 2vassists to his stats, one on PP.

[soyouwinagain]

zach hyman's game 1 hattrick | 22 april 2024

+ connor's ridiculous assist on the 1st goal