#once he has u he gets all c*cky like he was that way the whole time

[theloveinc]

bakugo’s tsundere ass would jerk off to you thrice a night if you even glanced at him. he would be down sooooo bad 😔 and once he knows your name? he’d be mad and hard until he gets the chance to see you again

God... he is so fucking funny... the more he tries to stop himself, the worse it gets, too. And all you've fucking done is smile at him One Time LMFAOOO.

There's no in-between with him, he either hates you or he pretends he hates you with a giant (half-love, half-horny) boner. DAMN LIAR. Can't even look you in the eyes without turning red and remembering all the nasty thoughts he had about you the night before that had him busting multiple big, fat nuts all over his chest.

Meanwhile, you're convinced he's either the most anti-social person in the world, hates you, and/or BOTH. Even when Ochaco's coming up to you with the gossip about how she thinks he's all into you or whatever, you're just like... "Bakugo-san looked like he was about to shit himself when I offered to pick up coffee for the office and then didn't even answer the question."

That was him trying not to get hard.

(This would make for the funniest meet-something ever, though... tsundere!Bakugo in his gross, late-20s, i'm-never-gonna-find-anyone, Work is Life, eat hot chip, not shower, i hate myself-era falling in love with you and then pining for like, three years before finally hitting that pipe... and then thinking you're god's greatest gift to earth all because you gave him head or some shit.

IT'S SO FUNNY, out with the boys after trying to claim it's only a temporary fling when he's already imagined the both of you getting married like 98234yo84up82ur5qu34 times... I'm dead.)

He is the world's most emotionally-constipated man. It genuinely must be some kind of condition.