#oof- it's getting close to that ain't it

[luimagines]

with modern reader imagine if their phone worked so they could show the chain stuff

this is partly based on myself

warriors: so despite all the wars and disease your world is still more advanced than hyrule?

reader: well yeah, most of our advanments come from warfare - like nuclear power, a source of power, that was because a country wanted to wipe another off of the map

wars: your world has weapons capable of that??

reader: nukes? oh yeah and they've gotten even stronger :D I'll show you something about their strength

plays this: https://youtu.be/JyECrGp-Sw8

his face would drop

bonus

reader: and we're sitting on the verge of a nuclear war! so these could be used any day now and we couldn't stop them

wars and the links who over heard: (especially if they're yandere) you're never leaving hyrule :)

Reader shrugs. "I think they're dumb and unnecessary."

Warrior's eye twitches. "If we had these here-"

"Ganon would finally stop being a problem." Legend mutters underhis breath.

"Don't condone this!"

"I'm not! But I'm right!"

"Agreed." Wild shrugs.

[cherubfae]

hiiiii!!! I was wondering maybe if you wanted….-

hazbin x reader when reader is just tired and just kinda like falls into them- like needing a hug yk

I needa hug 😒😞

(btw i love your work oml- I’ve comeback to your page at least 4times in the past 2hours)

there's comfort in your arms || hazbin x reader

With Alastor, Lucifer, Husk, Angel Dust, and Vox

tags: gn!reader, exhaustion, comfort, fluff, pre-established relationship/platonic

Alastor

"Oof!" A sudden weight on his back has him twisting halfway around to see who it is. He's not very pleased with the sudden embrace but he's calmed down a bit when he sees that it's you. Alastor peels you off of him, quirking a brow.

"My dear, you look positively worked to the bone. What has happened?" He frowns, a rare trait. He's sending you to bed straight away, can't have his dear friend struggling about when they're so tired!

Lucifer

Immediately frowns, cupping the back of your head. He grasps your shoulders, pulling you back a little. Heavens, it looks like you're on the absolute verge of falling asleep on him! Lucifer holds you close, smiling lightly when your head nuzzles into the crook of his neck. He sighs, delicately wrapping his wings around you.

"I've got you, sweetling. Don't worry." Lucifer hums, stroking your hair gently allowing you to sleep on him.

Husk

Frowning, Husk awkwardly pats your back. He hates seeing you so tired. You're a hard worker, you do more than most. Tucking you beneath his wing, Husk makes sure you stay warm while he continues to wipe down his bar. If he can't leave yet, he may get Charlie or Angel to bring you to bed with the intentions of checking in on you later.

"Don't keep pushing yourself so much, kid. It ain't healthy. Don't make me worry about you, okay?"

Angel

Keeping you upright was a task all on its own. Your eyes could barely stay open and there was a shake to your legs. That fuckin' job of yours was running you absolutely ragged, something he knows well. He lifts you up into his arms easily, heading off to tuck you into bed.

"Ya really gotta cut back on the hours, sweets. This ain't good for ya."

Vox

Eyes going wide, he lightly pats your shoulders. He's pretty alarmed with the sudden display of affection. Vox's lips turn wobbly as you all but seem to go limp against him. With a sigh, he's scooping you up and letting you curl up in his lap while he messes around on his monitors. You can rest there for as long as you need.

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"I wish you told me you were so tired, hun. Would've given ya a break."

[n3ptoonz]

BEGGING you to make more sub mk men content 😭 they're always dom in all the other hc's and it's refreshing to see something that's my cup of tea lol

oh? like this? throws this post behind me like a bouquet toss earthrealm guys here

mk1 hcs: how the outworld guys react to you riding them

y'all sure do love headcanons LMFAOO

i always try my best for most of the outworld cast cause i'm truly an earthrealm girly, but i got yall. yall really challenge me 😵‍💫

suggestive/mature content below the cut

Shang Tsung

This sly mf. He thought when you suggested riding, he'd be the one watching you writhe, but it's quite the opposite. Little did you know it was all an act. A fib; fairytale. He wants power, of course, but in the bedroom it's entirely different

Nothing will get him to submit fast than treating him like a common harlot. He's in desperate need of hair pulling, degradation, maybe even act like you're trying to kill him. He's into that shit! He's an aggressive man, so he should be treated as such

I'm talking fully dog this man out while you ride him. It'll drive him mad and make him crave it. Hell, slap him around and call him names and his gasps, groans, and deep whimpers will clear the air in no time! If you add small weapons to the mix or like a role play thing it's ON

He's literally the meme "don't bully me i'll cum" so do with that what you will!

Rain

Rain sexy ass...OOF. That smug "i am a demigod" attitude is punted out the window when you ride him. One single stroke of his hair and a caress of the jaw and just like that he's a slut!

Give him praises. He wouldn't handle degradation too well. On the outside he appears to have his shit together and doesn't have a care in the world about anybody else but his studies (and you), but he likes to be taken care of

If you want to be rougher or if he asks you to, really just pull his hair/give him love bites. idk it might just be me but i just wanna bite him sooo we're gonna say he likes bites! He's also super handsy but mostly when he's close

He's not very vocal but when he is i can see him as the kinda man that like...purrs, if that makes sense? If it don't i say he's a grunter and from groan city: population him

Reiko

Reiko has a hard time being submissive, but you just make it a little easier for him. You kinda have to coax him into it before every time you get intimate because he's made it clear he can do both and wants to try submitting more to the person he loves

It was your suggestion after a long time away for a mission. Poor dude was stressed da hell out! He's like Rain, a sucker for praise. Now that i'm really picturing it he'd prob be down to smother his face into your chest cause like, that's hot to him

When he's feeling particularly spicy definitely tie him down so he can't pull free no matter how much brute strength he uses. Hold his face and never break eye contact, he's all yours! If you call him any name that has the word "strong" in it he's like puddy in your hands

Prime grunt man here. He ain't whimpering unless you deny him of something, even then it goes from a coarse tone to soft

General Shao

Siiggghhhh 🙄 Shao likes the riding position the most. That's all thanks for coming to my Ted talk

LOL JUST KIDDING😹 He would appear like he's incapable of submission but like, this is YOU we're talking about. And he'd do anything for you. Literally.

A little birdy told me he loves when you grab his horns. Grab his horns. Grab them and make him look at you. This unbreakable wall of man yearns to be conquered by someone like you. Someone who dared to challenge him and never back down? By the Gods he has a breeding knk whether you can have kids or not. oh yeah, he'd beg. plead. he's gasping for air like pls just don't stop riding him LMAO he needs his mind off taking the throne for a few hours

whimpering little bitch which eventually turn into growls and grunts. takes a bow

Reptile

Syzoth is so subby I literally cannot picture him dominating a soul. Ashrah got that man on hold fr but anyway this about you

Typa dude to tear up when you ride him. You just look so damn good, and you make him feel so damn good. Dizzy eyes that he can barely keep open; I feel like he'd go brain numb from how fast he feels pleasure

I'm talking like because he's not originally human he's more sensitive. Now hear me out guys...two dicks....AHEM. DONT SHOOT THE MESSENGER!! Both his dicks are very sensitive OHHHHHHHHH Reduce him to a sobbing, stuttering, gasping, mess. He needs it, wants it, loves it. It's up to you if you'd ride him in his og form ya nasty. He'd also have a tendency to leave bite marks on you like your chest, neck, and shoulders

Mister whimper over here there's nothing else he does but whimper and cry jesus almighty somebody give this man a HUG (hug him while you fuck him dumb/busts)

Havik

Banging my head against the wall rn lemme tap in...ok we here let's go.

Another kombatant who peruses power, but also very much attracted to it. He definitely likes to be dominated. He'd be into some real kinky shit too i know it. Literally all the above he don't wanna think about SHIT

He would thoroughly enjoy being completely helpless at your disposal as you ride him. He likes degradation more than praises but if you do give him the kind of praise that inflates his already massive ego. shoot down his arrogance while also maintaining it he fucking lives for it. he likes being choked or slapped too keep that in mind

This bitch growls and that's it. bro ain't got the lips to really make different sounds LMAO?? get yo fuckin dog bitch!!!

Baraka

You might be insane but we love that haha...! Monster fucker certificate checked at the door i understand i do

Absolutely no degradation here DO NOT!! Mf might start crying or give a monologue either way, steer clear. Be nice to him!!

He likes to be held, and he likes holding his partner. If this was confident Baraka from the previous timeline I'd say he likes fast and crazy over slow and romantic but that's not the case. Be immersed and in the moment with him, he clings onto the human interactions he got stripped from him 😞

Growls but that's mostly bc he deadass don't have lips either LMFAO😭

a/n: tearing my skin off rn I DID IT GUYS I DID IT TELL ME IM GREAT😎author likes praise too.

[tosuckmyweenis]

Pure smut

its canon that he slaps his shmeat across your face and I ain't seen no one write about it yet 😤 it's a crime against humanity.

CW: Public sex, probably an alley way I didn't get that far. Unprotected sex/breeding kink, choking, oral (m.recieving) mean!Leon, he really rough in the beginning

18+ content

Letting out a small oof as your back hits the wall, losing balance so you slide down until you're sitting on the ground

"Come on, Leon, that wasn't funny at all." 

You could hear him step closer, so he was just a few steps away

"What do you mean it's not funny?" A menacing grin on his face looking down at you

You felt your whole body flush hot

"Leon, what do you think you're doing?" You stuttered out, bracing yourself. Then, finally, you leaned forward to stand up.

"I'm just giving my baby what I know she wants. Practically begging me for, wearing that skimpy little dress in public, knowing what it does to me." 

Shoving his left heel into your shoulder, pinning you to the wall with enough force to be uncomfortable but not unbearable.

"Do you want me to stop?" 

Swallowing hard, you let out a shaky breathy

"No"

Leaning onto his lifted knee, towering over you and pushing harder into the wall, causing you to let out a whimper

"That's what I thought," he chuckled.

Gazing up at him with half-lidded eyes, you took in his appearance while you waited for his next move; he was wearing his black boots, signature jeans and a skintight shirt; he looked like a god to you. 

Twisting his foot into you one last time, causing you to cry out before pulling away 

Watched his hands trail down his chest to his belt, undoing it

"We'll start with something easy. on your knees."

Lifting yourself so you were kneeling straight, eye level, with the tent in his pants.

"I've been waiting for this all day."  he sighed

Looking up through your lashes, placing both hands on his thighs, reaching to pull the zipper down to reveal his painfully hard cock.

He gripped the base and gave himself a few strokes, thumb swiping over the tip, smearing the bead of precum deliciously, his other hand resting against your cheek.

"Come on, don't be shy." 

Feeling the slapping of his dick against your cheek a few times, signaling you to let your mouth hang open as wide as it would go, flattening your tongue, salvating at the thought of what was to come.

The hand on your cheek slid into the back of your head, fisting your hair before being jerked forward harshly, causing you to gag slightly as his head hit the back of your throat before pausing, squeezing your eyes shut to blink away the tears forming.

Breathing in deeply through your nose, you relax your throat, hollowing your cheeks lightly while pulling back, gliding your tongue on the thick vein until all that was left was the tip before being pushed back down, saliva dripping from the corners of your reddened and swollen lips.

Moving a hand from his thigh to wrap around the base of his slippery cock, giving a slight squeeze and moving in tandem with your mouth, moaning at the delicious ache in your skull.

"That's it, baby, just like that...fuck...take it."

Watching his head being thrown back in pleasure, eyes closed, mouth slightly gaping, and the slight panting you could hear had your panties drenched.

After a few more thrusts, you're being pulled off, your mouth popping, and a string of saliva left you connected to him, wiping the spit off your chin with the back of your sleeve.

Sinking to his knees, with blue eyes with blown pupils staring down at you, tugging your hair painfully, placing a quick bruising kiss on your lips.

"Turn around on your hands and knees."

Obeying his words, you turn, planting your hands firmly on the cool cement. 

Settling behind you, kneeing your legs open wider to fit perfecting between, Hiking your dress up to stare at the dark spot on your panties before pulling them to the side, exposing your sopping core to him

"God, look how wet you are. Do you like when I manhandle you like the whore I know you are?" 

Letting out a whimper when you feel the loud smack followed by stinging on your ass cheek

"I asked you a question; I expect an answer."

"Yes, Sir, I love it when you manhandle me."

Another smack and a moan escape your throat, hands moving to grip your hips harshly; you know you're going to be bruised tomorrow.

"Like what" he growled

"Like a whore" you choked out

Your body lurches forward as he thrusts into your dripping cunt, burying himself to the hilt.

"Like my whore" he purred

Pulling back before slamming back in roughly, he started a brutal pace

"Ahh...s'too much...slow down," you cried out, feeling the heat building in your gut

"No, no..you wanted this baby..so you're going to take everything I give you without complaint, understand." 

"Yes...yes...Sir.. ahh..right there, please!" 

"That's it, pretty baby; you going to cum for me? Need some more help."

Snaking his arm around your front to pull you flush against his chest, placing his hand around your throat and squeezing the sides just enough to make you feel lightheaded before letting go and repeating, gasping at the sensation, cunt clenching around his cock as you feel every sinful thrust, pounding into your sweet spot with the new angle over and over again, making you see stars.

You could tell he was getting close by how sloppy his thrusts were getting

"I'm going to fill this needy cunt; maybe I'll even knock you up. Would you like that? Huh?, All full and pregnant with my baby?" he wanted, voice full of lust chasing his high

"Yes..yes..please..oh fuck..oh god..please please knock me up.. wanna have your babies so bad"  your words came out strangled

Letting go of your neck and returning to your hips, leaning back onto his feet, dragging you with him.

Pulling your hips down harshly, you could feel the pulsing of his cock as he came; a few more thrusts and the fire spread through your body as your orgasm followed, panting you leaned your head back against his heaving chest; he placed soft kissing to the top of your head.

"Are you ok, Baby?

"Yeah, but my knees are absolutely destroyed. So you're going to need to carry me."

Pulling out slowly, you whined at the emptiness 

 You slipped your panties back in place before 

"You know, if you wore pants, this wouldn't have happened," he chuckled

[itwasthereaminuteago]

|| Next Time ||

Frank Castle x female reader

Tags/warnings: porn without much plot, fingering, p in v. We waaants hiiiim 🥺

You roll the moment your feet hit the roof opposite, the bullet whistling past your cheek as you rise from your crouch.

A bit too close this time.

"You're gonna have to work on your aim, Castle. Missed me again!" You yell at him despite your heart rate spiking just a little.

His growling gruff voice shouts back from somewhere behind you. "My aim's just fine darlin', that was a warnin' shot. Back off the lawyer or next time I won't miss."

He'd been chasing you around town for hours after he kept seeing you hanging out in places you shouldn't, getting a mite too close to the truth. You didn't know that Matt Murdock was Daredevil, and Frank was intent on keeping it that way.

You duck down behind one of the numerous vent shafts, sneaking around within the cloak of the shadows. You hear the leather swish of his coat.

"I'm no good at math castle but I know I ain't got enough fingers to count how many times you've said 'next time'. When are you gonna do it huh?" you call out.

He doesn't know where you are, too many places to hide on the roof and bounce your voice around for him to find you.

You wait. He doesn't respond. He's gone quiet.

Shit. You've lost sight of him while you were busy snarking.

You take a risk, peering back around the stack searching the shadows.

Big mistake, as you're suddenly yanked backwards with force and slammed up against the wall with a breathless oof.

He towers over you. You squirm but his bulk has you pinned hard, his huge forearm braced across the top of your chest pressing down on your neck and making you choke out a laugh.

"You finally gonna make a move, take me out this time?"

He increases the pressure, squeezing down harder making it extremely difficult for you to breathe.

You wheeze your words out, keep on goading him. "Gonna end this, Castle? C'mon, you ain't got the balls to shoot a woman and we both know it."

He growls and you feel the hard press of the cold steel muzzle against your temple.

Oops.

"You're a goddamn pain in my ass. Like a fucking fly always buzzin' round me."

"Well if I'm a fly that must make you a steaming pile of shit!" You retort.

"Fuck… you just love to run your mouth round me huh?"

You hiss as he shoves the gun harder against your skull.

"Just wanna see if you'll snap Frank, now you've finally caught me. Must say that I'm gettin' curious why you want me to stay away from Murdock so bad. He your boyfriend or something?"

His eyes glint in the dark as he stares you down.

"Shut the fuck up." He spits.

But it's not his words that shut you up when you open your mouth to get another snarky comment in, it's his bruising kiss as his lips crash against yours, hard and full of frustration. He drops the gun, you've touched a nerve. You're too shocked at first to do anything, eyes wide as he forces your mouth open against his, but then you hear your own moans as his tongue slides against yours, closing your eyes as he presses you into the wall, thigh wedging firm in-between your own, tasting the sweat, smelling the gunpowder residue, the scratch of his stubble against your face.

It's intoxicating.

Your hands fist around the straps of his stupid skull vest, grabbing and yanking him closer. You find yourself wishing you could take it off and feel the heat of his body against yours but that's not quite the way this is going.

Your hands snake upwards, holding his head and tugging at the longer lengths of hair on the top as you trade evermore ferocious kisses in a battle of lust, your leg wrapping around his hip, dryhumping like a pair of teenagers. You can feel the unmistakable evidence of his arousal as he grinds right into your core, annoyed that it feels so good and that you're doing nothing to stop it.

Frank's groping the firm swell of your breast as he feels your hand slip down between you and grabs hold of your wrist instinctually, slamming it back up on the wall above your head and grazing your knuckles painfully in the process, his mind screaming at him that you must be going for your knife.

"What the fuck?!" You yell, "I'm trying to open your pants, idiot!"

"Oh, right… yeah." He rasps as he lets you free when his brain catches up with his body and you continue ripping open his fly. When you get your hand around him your mouth drops open with an impressed huff.

"Jesus, to think that all this time I was bad-mouthing your dick."

"Fuck!" Frank grunts into the long column of your neck as you fondle him, soon scrabbling to loosen your own tac pants and shove his hand down between your legs. He doesn't know why he's surprised you're so wet. He hums as finds your clit, circling it a few times making you pant and writhe.

"Aw look at you. Now you got my trigger finger just where you want you're purrin' like a damn kitten."

"Are you clean?"

Your straight out question makes him stutter his answer. "Y-yeah, yeah m'clean."

"Alright, then shut up and fuck me."

"Jesus Christ-" he says under his breath as you race to push each other's pants down.

He hurriedly pulls off one of your boots to get a pant leg past your foot and then he scoops his big hands under your ass to lift you up, groaning with unrestrained pleasure as you help guide his rock hard cock inside you. The sound you make as he stretches you open is almost embarrassing, but then you realise Frank's going just as feral.

He's strong. You'd only ever encountered him in ranged combat, trading bullets not fists. You were pretty sure he could bench press you. At this moment however it seemed he was only interested in trying to fuck you through the wall. The tension between you both was still thick, you couldn't think about what would happen after this except that this was a dangerous line to cross, and not just for you.

You scrabble for something to hold on to, a drainpipe, the rebar sticking out of the wall, anything as Frank absolutely rails you into it. It's frenzied, it's fast, it's blowing your mind how fucking easily he's gonna bring you to orgasm. Your moans are increasing in pitch every time he snaps those hips and thrusts up into you.

You grab his hair and yank his head back from where he's buried it against your neck and he curses, legs shaking as you guess he's close.

"Mm fuck! You almost there? Cos m'bout ready to blow baby."

The waver in his gritted out words is scrambling your brain making you unable to form your own. Seeing him like this is like nothing you've ever imagined, and you imagine you're going to be replaying the night's events long into the future.

"Uhuh!" Is all you can manage as he fucks you deeper, harder than you ever thought possible until you're chanting something, almost screaming out as you quake around him, and you realise it's his name.

Frank Frank Frank.

And that's when he unloads into you, with an animalistic sound that trails off into a hot-as-fuck moan of release, his fingers pressing into the soft round meat of your ass, muscles locking up after he drives past the point of overstimulation to ensure you're satisfied after you've milked him dry.

"Oh fuck…" you collapse against him breathing heavily.

His hot breath fans over your face as you both come down from the unexpected high.

He gently lets you down, pulls out and tucks himself away.

"Back off the lawyer, okay?" He warns, pushing off from the wall you're slouching against, struggling to stay standing.

You shake yourself back to reality, bite into your lip and smile as you look up at him and the flush you've brought to his cheeks. "No promises." You reply, pulling your own pants back up.

"I mean it. I'll say it again just so it sinks into that pretty head of yours." He starts walking away and you're already missing his heat. "Next time… I won't miss."

"Who says there'll be a next time Castle?" You tease, wondering how long you'd feel the ache between your thighs.

"There's always a next time sweetheart."

You stay on the roof watching him climb down the fire escape, your legs trembling beneath you as you try to process what just happened.

[markantonys]

episode 5 thoughts!

heartbroken by no mat, but i was expecting it since min wasn't credited for this episode on imdb, and there was so much other amazing stuff going on, so i can cope. i do think they must be gearing up for a mat-heavy episode soon because his content has been so sparse thus far! we also didn't have lan this episode, which i'm good with since he got so much last week.

(minor imdb casting spoiler: ayoola isn't listed for ep6, so i'm guessing we may have no perrin next week. they definitely do have a lot of different groups to juggle! but IF mat & lan soon join the cairhien crew, we could condense things)

also sad at not much elayne, but again, the remaining episodes will probably be pretty big for her! same with egwene, that storyline didn't progress as fast as i'd thought it would in this episode, but OOF the preview for next week looks like A Lot!!

back to the beginning! falme looks SO COOL!!! and the opening scene with the seanchan was fantastic, it showed off so many different aspects of their culture in just a few minutes (namely their various Ceremonial Things and ideas of who's allowed to speak to whom)

lanfear just whispering "bitch" the second she revives killed me djkfjg what an icon. and we get confirmation that it is indeed the True Power that she used to revive herself.

Lanfear Unleashed is SO much fun oh my god, i love seeing her in full forsaken mode

moiraine telling rand that he can't sleep because lanfear will get him, girl don't tell him that he's going to internalize it and not sleep for the next 6 seasons. this season is really Wheel Of Time Origins: Rand's Various Emotional, Mental, and Physical Health Problems

elyas saying the ef5 aren't perrin's pack HOW DARE!!! i feel like they're making elyas even more standoffish/human-averse than he was in the books, which makes for an interesting dynamic and contributes to perrin's sense that his human & wolf sides can't coexist.

but hopper follows perrin!!!! the goodest boy!!!!!

AVIENDHA IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S EVERYTHING!!!!! although ngl her fake accent does sound a bit Fake to me lmao but i'm sure i'll get used to it after a few more scenes

hot dain bornhald is also here! he kinda compels me and i'm furious about it. if whitecloak why hot? in all seriousness, i can see already from his intro episode + the basics of his book story that he has the potential to be quite an interesting character if fleshed out more and given more screentime compared to what he had in the books, sort of a liandrin-and-alanna-like Main Secondary Whitecloak for us to follow

also he totally wants to fuck perrin you can't change my mind. buying him drinks and giving him a Cute Nickname, boy you ain't subtle! and then aviendha briefly hits on perrin later and also perrin stops her from killing dain. wake up babe, insane new WOT polycule just dropped djkfjfg

OB!!!! FREAKING!!!! SESSED!!!!!!!! with verin's detective subplot!!!! it is SO much fun, it delivers a ton of great exposition (namely about the black ajah), and it gives us a bigger peek into the brown ajah than the books ever did. i love this squad!! also katie leung was probably my first Girl Crush (not that i was aware of it) when i was like 8 so i was thrilled to see her show up here, god bless

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, IT GAVE US CONFIRMATION THAT GAWYN EXISTS IN SHOWVERSE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH when i tell you i came extremely close both to screaming and to falling off my bed!!!! i'd been hoping for a gawyn namedrop all season but having it here was SO unexpected! my current theory is that he'll be introduced in caemlyn next season along with elaida and galad, and all 3 of them will head to tar valon to look for elayne because they're worried after not hearing from her for a long time.

also now i want a fic where the wondergirls actually do get special permission from mommy morgase to leave the tower just so that they can attend gawyn's birthday party

anyway, someday gawyn and egwene are going to kiss with tongue onscreen and haters can die mad about it <3 oooh now i have a brand-new meetcute for them to look forward to since they didn't meet at the tower!

liandrin & nynaeve's convo in the ways was so good! they continue to do amazing work with that relationship and liandrin's character. AND WHEN SHE SUBTLY FREED THE GIRLS RIGHT BEFORE LEAVING HOLY SHIT i gasped!!!!! the LAYERS they have given this character!!! because yes she serves the dark BUT she still feels loyalty to her sisters (as seen in s1 too when she appeared genuinely upset over kerene's death) and can't stomach the thought of any of them, even the light-serving ones, being collared!

suroth saying with her whole chest "oh sure you're a forsaken but you're not even of the blood soooooo" god grant me her confidence. also another great illustration of the insane heights to which seanchan high blood take their superiority complexes. good god, what's tuon gonna be like?!

avi's fight scene was just as amazing as i'd been hoping and expecting!! 10/10 no notes. can't wait to see what she can do when she has weapons at her disposal!

and later avi tells us that she is out in the wetlands Looking For Her Man (that she doesn't yet know is Her Man) <33

moiraine saying "get rand some nice new clothes" and barthanes immediately offering to dress him, Sugar Baby Rand lives on! also, anvaere and barthanes definitely thought rand was moiraine's sugar baby after they cleared the warder possibility, you can't change my mind

also also, barthanes is so surprisingly sweet! i wonder if he'll still be a darkfriend, or if anvaere will be instead

lanfear making ishy dream about caressing rand's face in bed is something i will go insane thinking about every day until i die. like oh my god i don't even know where to START with unpacking that, so i won't even try djfkjg

like for real, they ALL BUT made it explicitly canon that ishy had/has a crush on LTT/rand LMAO it's what we deserve

and we get forsaken namedrops! moghedien, graendal, and "the boys." it could be that semirhage did still make it and lanfear just chose not to go on and on listing every single one (slash the writers wanted to give themselves some leeway in specifically naming forsaken in case they don't get enough seasons to deal with all of them), or it could be that one of the statues from last season was actually a man and/or stepin's statues aren't accurate, and we've got 5 men instead of 4 (in which case i'd imagine ishy, asmodean, sammael, demandred, and rahvin)

i'm gonna have to watch this ishy & lanfear scene again to pick up more because i was FAR too distracted by the initial homoeroticism to keep focusing lmao

aww i'm kinda sad not to get elayne & nynaeve hiding out in falme completely on their own, but for their sakes it's nice they've found (been found by) some Real Adults to help!

LANFEAR'S OUTFIT IN THE END SCENE LMAO this season really just went off the WALLS with horniness and kinkiness, and i am here for it. it's what rj would've wanted

now that moiraine and rand are indeed staying in cairhien after all, i really think we might get a cauthor reunion next episode!!!! fingers crossed!!!!

[murfpersonalblog]

IWTV S2 - Three spicy/spoilery reviews

The reviewers are just saying whatever they want, I guess! O_O

Here's my favorite bits from TheWrap, ComicBook, and IGN.

I've decided to mix and match them, comparing what they each say about similar themes/topics/reveals.

ELEVATING THE SOURCE MATERIAL

TELL IT! It's about adding DEPTH, y'all, not just a 1:1 page-to-screen.

Intellectual horror, instead of psychological horror--fascinating.

An "even more authentic adaptation" -- WE BEEN KNEW!!! I roll my eyes at book stans who hate on the show, acting like the movie was more accurate just cuz it was set during slavery times with white actors. 🙄 Like PLEASE, there's so much missing from the movie, or glossed over, or straight up changed, that the show-antis just demonstrate how shallow they are when their every attack hinges on the timeline/race/age changes. Cry harder.

MORE elevated than Season 1--you love to see it.

Yaaas, bring on the petty melodramatic mess, and fierce performances! 👏

CLAUDIA & MADELEINE

Because Bailey used profanity to convey her agony being a woman trapped in an adolescent's body in S1 too, I'm assuming Delainey will just cuss more? But cussing is all over the show, so I don't get it.

Everyone keeps raving about Roxane as Madeleine, but they've been SO CLOSE-LIPPED about her scenes, and it's KILLING me. 😭

"Deeply willful around Louis"--yeah, we saw a glimpse of that in the trailer; it's what he deserves. Give 'em hell, Claudia!

And yeah, she's PISSED that they cast her as Baby LouLou--imagine, being infantalized, and given the name of the father you've already gone through so much to emancipate yourself from as a "Brother" instead of "Daddy Lou." 😒 Eff Louis--where's Claudia's scythe at!?

LOUIS / LOUMAND

"Nonsense--" TheWrap isn't holding back a single punch huh?

"dating show contestants feigning authenticity to clumsily present themselves in the best light--" oof. 💀

Holy god; "begging the question...if Louis has just traded one abuser for another" GO AWF! 🚩🚩🚩

DANIEL / DEVIL'S MINION

Wow, so this must refer to Episode 5 from the episode titles list released recently. "Genuine horror".... 😈

RIP. 💀 Youngmaniel might see some action, but Oldmaniel's "utterly allergic and adversarial;" OOF. 💀💀

ARMAND

They keep saying petty. 😅 These messy queens are a trip!

"Far more powerful" -- I am SEATED~! I wanna see THE coven master!

Yaaas, come through Children of Satan/Darkness acolyte! 😈

"Scarred and transformed by the same man" -- they sound like war veterans. U_U

LESTAT / LOUSTAT

"the show's primary villain--" say it louder. Book stans need to stop projecting post-IWTV Lestat the hero/protagonist/MC into the narrative that LOUIS is telling, as a guy struggling to get over his ex.

"There to berate him for his poor choices--" this tracks with the trailer released today, too, where the producers said Dream-Stat would "pass judgement" on Louis' pisspoor actions.

PRODUCTION (Sets, Costumes, etc)

Yes, IWTV S1 was absolutely gorgeous; their attention to detail was immaculate. And so far it looks like S2 is gonna be just as nice. I REALLY like what I've seen of the Threatre's aesthetic.

THEATRE DES VAMPIRES & SANTIAGO

I freaking love this. XD

Agreeing with him about WHAT though? 🤨 That Louis & Claudia are hiding things? Or that they deserve to die because of it? (Especially since Lestat is OBVIOUSLY not actually dead, so what "crime/rules" are they actually breaking, Lord Kangaroo Court?)

TALAMASCA & CRITIQUES

Thank you lord god kamisama flying spaghetti monster he's a Talamascan, not another secret vampire.

But now I'm nervous, thanks to the ComicBook review:

Uh oh. The Talamasca feels forced & out of place. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

The AVENGERS INITIATIVE. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

But they say it feels like "Daniel's being recruited--" YES PLEASE. 🙏 If Daniel's not gonna be a vampire, at least let him be a Talamascan. Ain't no way he can return to the mundane world after all this.

My BIGGEST complaint about IWTV as a franchise is its tenuous connection to the Immortals Universe. AMC is dropping the ball hard on creating an ARCU--Anne Rice's Cinematic Universe. There are SO MANY immortals & supernaturals we should've BEEN seen in S1, walking the streets of NOLA. I will say this every time: Oncle Vervain Mayfair should've been kept from the OG pilot script. We should've seen Louis go to him for gris-gris before the poker game, and introduce Lestat to Vervain as a practitioner of what Louis thought was "European voodoo." Also: we should've seen Lasher. There should've been a scene where the Mayfairs told the vampires to GTFO their territory, and keep their hunting grounds on the other side of town. Like, the Mayfair Witches show sucks like you wouldn't believe, it's so stupid (looks gorgeous though), but the WORLDBUILDING is ripe for the taking! And AMC did squat with it!

Like, tbh, I don't see the point of a whole Talamasca show, and if it's handled by Esta & the gang from MW, then I don't wanna see it--I WILL, ofc, but I won't WANT to. Especially since we haven't seen any ghosts. ISTG, PLEASE have Merrick Mayfair in Ep7 or Ep8--not only will that bridge IWTV with MW, but it can perfectly lead to Blackwood Farm., while keeping the threads between vampires, ghosts, AND the Taltos (if they're determined to do a Lestat/Rowan crossover from Blood Canticle 🤢🤮).

I was wondering why so many reviews were giving it 4/5 or 9/10, like wtf are y'all being so stingy for!? But if this is the problem, then I'm not surprised, I've been complaining about it the whole time.

[chuunardo]

My version of the Tucker family (PostCovid!) +extras

Added my version of Kenny n Butter's child + Style's daughter (I'll add her brother some day `~`) ++ Wendy's daughter!!! (Ik a lot of daughters, I can't help it that I like drawing girls whoops)

GET TO KNOW THE GIRLS!!!

Christina (Chris) Tucker:

**long black hair, usually braided in the back, has a mole above her lip**

>Peruvian/White

>is her Papa's (Craig) mini me // from the way they act to the way they speak in their nasally monotone voice

>looks more like her papa but gots her dad's (Tweek) nose

>is close to Kam McCormick // Kam calls her "her sister from another mister"

>speaks spanglish often // much to the point where Tweek also picked up some Spanish as well

>her in game persona is always a guy because she finds it endearing (hints to her might being genderfluid or Trans)

>Ace!

Kameron (Kam) McCormick:

**dirty blonde hair, shaggy like hair cut with her ends dyed pink, has freckles**

>Hella white

>makes sure you know she ain't white trash

>loves scene culture hence her hair style

>is a self proclaimed "weeb"

>follows the internet culture religiously

>is always seen with some type of orange on her // bcuz of her dad (Kenny)

>is also his mini me // Butters claims that they can be twins

>looks identical to Butters tho

>Pan!

Stacey-lynn (Stace/Stacey) Marsh-Broflovski:

**black hair (w/ red undertones), is usually seen with a blue headband and gold earrings**

>Also white

>plays volleyball for the school's team // and is the captain and right wing hitter

>learnt how to read and write in Hebrew to please her Baba (Sheila)

>is her Baba's favorite

>her and her brother lived in New Jersey for most of their middle school years

>yes that means they have a jersey accent // though they can mask it pretty well

>has her Papa's (Kyle) attitude but her dad's (Stan) looks

>is a people's pleaser (oof)

>is dating Irene

>Lesbian

Irene Testaburger:

**short black hair, is seen with a pink hair clip in her hair, drawn on hearts underneath her eyes, dimples**

>is from Australia // yes accent!

>not Wendy's bio daughter as she is the daughter of her diseased coworkers

>was adopted by Wendy when she was 13

>moved to South Park when she was around 16 // junior year bby!

>is Korean/Australian

>though new to South Park High, she is already the VP of her class council // last VP dipped

>is a huge nerd

>loves dancing // was in a dance group back in Australia

>is dating Stacey!

>Lesbian!

//I want to personally add the fact that I named her Irene after Red Velvet's Irene! I also made her Korean name Yerim Yoo (shares names with Yeri) and her birthday Feb 10 (shares bday with Seulgi). It pairs perfectly with the fact that she's Wendy's kid too 💛. Testaburger family = Red Velvet?? *insert vine boom* (sorry Joy, I'll add you somehow my love)

[akuneko-tls]

[AKNK] Butler in Wonderland / Chapter 3 - Like a Butterfly?

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I was surprised to see Fennesz stumble at the end of the hallway… I followed them, it seemed like they had gone out into the garden.

[Devil's Palace, Garden]

Just as expected, the garden was also decorated for Halloween.

When I went out to the garden, Haures and Fennesz were no longer there… Instead, there are Lucas, Nac, and Hanamaru.

It seems like they haven't noticed me yet.

Hanamaru: "Even so... Well, they did decorate every corner of the mansion just to please the Lord…  Really, I gotta respect that."

Lucas: "Fufu… Hanamaru as well, you were the one who did your best to help, right? Ammon was grateful. 'Mr. Hanamaru is surprisingly reliable!' he said."

Hanamaru: "Dr. Lucas… You can cut out the 'surprisingly' part, okay?  I know how difficult gardening is. The church also had a garden, you see. Each summer, those damned weeds just keep on and on returning…"

Nac: "Mr. Hanamaru. It's fine to reminisce about old memories, but the Lord should be arriving soon... Let's get into our roles."

Hanamaru: "Hmm, that's right. Our roles… Come to think of it, I don't know much about the original work. Which character is this costume based on?"

Nac: "Oh. It is themed after the `Forest Butterfly'."

Hanamaru: "Forest Butterfly…? Such a character existed? Ooh, I remember... Come to think of it, that 'Caterpillar' turned into a butterfly at the end…"

Nac: "No, it's not 'Caterpillar'. The theme is 'Butterfly' through and through."

Hanamaru: "Huh...? But ain't the caterpillar and the butterfly, the same character...?

Nac: "Yes. That said, the theme is 'Butterfly'."

Hanamaru: "....... Uhmm… Just maybe, Nac, do you… hate caterpillars?"

Nac: "No, That's not true.  At last it becomes a chrysalis, and then a butterfly. I even feel a kind of preciousness in the way they live their lives, slowly and hard. For that matter... The theme of this clothing is, 'Butterfly'."

Hanamaru: "...Hey, Dr. Lucas, is Nac surprisingly always this stubborn...?"

Lucas: "Nac has his own aesthetic, so we have to respect that too ♪ "

Hanamaru: "Good grief…… But there's something cute about caterpillars too."

> "Everyone is wearing beautiful costumes."

Hanamaru: "Oof, if it isn't my Lord.  You already arrived… Wait, did you hear what we talked about?"

> "You're all as beautiful as butterflies."

Hanamaru: "Oh... Looks like you were listening carefully."

Nac: "Fufu, Isn't that so, my Lord... ♪  Right now…. I'm feeling like a butterfly, drawn to beautiful flowers!"

> "By 'flower', you mean me...?"

Hanamaru: "Hey, hey, come on, using 'my Lord'... I thought we were supposed to get into our roles?"

Lucas: "Fufu ♪ It's the same old Nac ♪"

Nac: "Oops… That was rude of me. I should be calling you 'Lord (name)' right now. Well then… Lord (name). What brings you to this forest?"

> "I'm looking for rabbits..."

Lucas: "Rabbits? Why do you need to look for them?"

> "Because otherwise I can't go back to my world"

Lucas: "Hoo… back to your world, is that right? 

That is to say, the world that Lord (name) lives in – must be a much more comfortable world than this one…"

> "Err…"

Lucas: "No… you don't have to say anything more.  If your world was painful and hard… You wouldn't have bothered to look for a way back…"

Nac: "Yes. It's regrettable, but you are right.  The mansion with not even a single speck of dust... The beautifully landscaped gardens... The loyal butlers... All still lack the charm to keep them in this world..."

> "I-it's not like that..."

Hanamaru: "Well then… You should stay here, Lord (name). This world is good, ya know. Lord (name) doesn't have to do anything~. 

*Close-up*

Just stay by my side. Sounds good, yeah?"

Nac: "Mr. Hanamaru. You are a little too close.

*Close-up*

However… I do share the sentiment."

Hanamaru: "Hey, hey. Nac, ain't cha getting a little too close yourself?

> (Bo, both of you are too close...)

Lucas: "Now, now ♪ If you tease the Lord that much… …Those two behind you, they look scary, don't they?"

Hanamaru: "Hm? What two-"

Lamli & Yuhan: "Stare~~~~~"

Hanamaru: "Woah! Yu, Yuhan…"

Nac: "Oh, Lamli. So you were there.  Your turn was already over though?

Lamli: "Too bad, but Lam-cats tend to appear out of nowhere. More importantly… Aren't you guys too close to my Lord?"

Nac: "That's right. The person I am right now, is simply a butterfly who is drawn to flowers. Besides, our role this time is to 'stop them from leaving by any means necessary'. For that end, don't you think it's important to be unlike a butler and close the distance?"

Hanamaru: "Ye-yeah! I was thinking the same thing. That's why… Don't glare at me with those piercing eyes, Yuhan."

Yuhan: "Whatever do you mean by glaring...  I was just observing with interest.  Don't forget that these eyes will always be watching you."

Hanamaru: "Ugh… I'm against Big Brother Society~!* "

While Lamli and Yuhan were distracted by Nac and Hanamaru – before I knew it, Lucas was right next to me.

*Close-up* Lucas: "Fufu… They really get along, don't they ♪"

> "Ye-yes, they do."

As usual, Lucas smiled at me with his natural smile, but … somehow… I feel like the distance between us is half a step closer than usual.

Lucas: "Fufu… Does it bother you? But... I am a 'Butterfly' too, you know. I'm attracted to beautiful flowers. That said, I can hold back, so don't worry ♪"

> " W-what… 'holding back'..."

Note: 

*Big brother society is a political system in which a dictator abuses his power and puts all citizens under constant surveillance. Wikipedia.

I'm using 'eyes' for Yuhan since Idk what's up with his hidden eye. Can someone enlighten me?

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[hebrokein30]

for @wincestwednesdays day 3: radio

Müde bin ich, geh zur Ruh'

Dean likes going to bed. It's one of those mundane, boring, humiliating human things but hell. Dean is allowed to enjoy himself with that at least. It's the in between hunt nights he enjoys the most. Where he really can get into it without having to think too much about other things. There's a whole process behind it. When they were children, Dad would make them share a bath and scrub themselves clean (there was a whole lot of water splashing and kicking and screaming involved) and if they were lucky they could watch that new action movie on TV, which Dean looked forward to, and then Sammy'd sit in bed next to him and read from his little children's book and Dean would pretend to be annoyed but would listen to the little lisb in Sam's speech because he still kept losing teeth. That changed over time, and so did the books, becoming first adventure stories and fantasy, which he enjoyed, then Sam developed a taste for fancy artistic stuff, which creeped Dean out (who'd wanna read about someone turning into a giant bug for gods sakes?). When Sam started reading articles about the differences of pest boils in different animal species, Dean'd tell him to fuck off or shut up. It usually worked. After Stanford, Sam developed a habit of keeping the little portable radio on the bedside table and listen to police chatter, anything he might find important. When it wasn't that bad anymore, sometimes he'd find a comedy show station, which he didn't really enjoy but Dean found hilarious and so he kept it on until Dean's laughter faded away into snoring.

Dean turns off the shower with a satisfied sigh. His skin is tingling and raw from the hot water and the excellent pressure, he's smelling nice and clean and that's about the best thing in the world. Well. Almost the best thing. Definitely up there in the top ten anyway. "Drained the pipes yet?" Dean's turning to find Sam standing by the sinks, wiping a mirror with a towel which, oh yeah, did steam up pretty good. "Gotta take care of the pipes Sammy", he says, making his voice sleazy the way Sam hates but secretly loves, Dean knows that. "'S important. Wouldn't want them to rust." Sam rolls his eyes but there's a smile tugging at the corner of his lips. "My pipes ain't rusty", Dean finishes, drying his hair with a towel. "No", Sam says, his tone low, "I make sure of that." Dean emerges from the towel and catches Sam's gaze in the mirror, trailing slowly over Dean's naked body. Dean grins. "Hurry up, bitch" he says, and strides out of the bathroom, butt naked. He can do that now, in this place that only belongs to them. He dresses in his room, the softest boxers he could find and nothing else, because Sam is an oven and he doesn't want to die from heat exposure. He gets into bed and sighs at the feeling of his mattress giving into the curves of his body. Best damn thing he ever bought, this mattress, and Sam can roll his eyes at that until they're stuck to the roof of his head. Dean just closes his eyes when Sam strides into the room and makes the mattress dip under his weight. He smells like peppermint and aftershave (the weirdo shaves at night) and so Dean let's himself be pulled into the dip Sam is making. "Scoot over", Sam says and Dean wiggles away a bit, eyes still closed, until Sam is finally lying down and then Dean presses up against him again, his nose burying into the middle of Sam's (very fantastic very comfortable) chest. Sam oofs, but doesn't push him away, and Dean feels him getting comfortable, a hand at Dean's back, keeping him close. Dean hums and feels himself relaxing. The room is cool, but Sam is warm, and the bedsheets smell nice because he bought them and washed them and changed them himself, just this morning. There's a click and the light behind Dean's eyelids turns black. He sighs again, breathing deep. He could fall asleep in the next three seconds he really could. There's just something missing. Sam keeps fumbling around behind Dean's back. Deans just about to open his eyes and see what's going on, when someone starts talking way too loudly into his ear. "But how did they manage to decapitate the victim with--" "Sorry, sorry!", Sam says, and Dean jumps, startled, only lying down because Sam keeps pressing him down into his chest with the hand on his back, stroking clumsily in an attempt to soothe him. "Dude, what the hell?" Dean says, and then "Is that your freaking podcast again?!" "It's the last episode of the season". Dean buries his nose into Sam's ches and groans. "This thing has seasons?!" "Shhhh", Sam says and doesn't dignify Dean with an answer. He has turned down the volume significantly though and curled up around Dean, his nose in Dean's hair, making a cocoon of their bodies. "...what happened, between that afternoon and when the bodies were found strung up over a river?" Dean groans again. "You know, for Christmas I'm gonna get you those headphones you refuse to buy. Or you could get me a nice pair of earplugs. I heard they were good for, you know, silence and sleeping". But Sam only hums, totally relaxed, the bastard. Dean closes his eyes again and tries to get into his sleeping groove. One day Sams little podcasts are gonna give him worse nightmares than the one time Sam read about governmental sleep experiments. Even if its just for the shock value of having this thing played directly into his ear. But the voice behind him is quiet enough to fade into a background murmur, easy enough to ignore, and Sam is still warm and still smells nice and familiar and it's...not so bad. Dean likes going to bed after all. Sam's little nerdy podcasts are just part of the process.

[grigori77]

Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 93

Nord VERSE? Hmmm ... where's this going, then? Reboots? Oh gods ... a million dollar idea? Yeah, and worth NONE of the pennies ... an "impendent" woman? What's that, then? "Crusty" ... yeah ... ohj boy ... wow, even Ashley can't keep a straight face ... oh wow, this is just THOROUGHLY derailing itself ... that was ... yeah ... so awful ... XD

Matt's evacuating the seat! Alert! Alert! Aabria has arrived! Yay!

FINALE of the Crownkeepers? Oh fuck ... not a good sign ... not at all ... AAAAAAAAAAND just stright into it ...

Aabria vows to knock away Matt's Bless no matter what ...

Ojh boy ... Dorian and Dariax are the only ones with ANY idea of what's going on and even then the ain't seeing the same thing ... oof ... meanwhile the Spider Queen is DETERMINED to finish this NOW and it's really not good ...

Wow ... Opal is currently trying to TALK THIS EVIL DEMONIC BITCH OUT OF MURDERING EVERYBODY ... yeah ...

Yeah, reckon it's safe to sday Spider Queen IS scared. ALL the gods will be scared right now ... oh, so she's gonna kill two of them NO MATTER WHAT? Oh no, THAT'S not at all acceptable ...

Did Opal REALLY just SPRITZ the Spider Queen? You spritz Lolth? You spritz her like the cat?

14 points of Psychic damage? ARGH ARGH ARGH ...

She ATTACKS hope? Now that's just CRUEL ...

Dick-adjacent? Hmmm ... Morrighan, what are you planning? Oh, she's gonna cast Bane on the spiders? Okay ... yeah, do it, do it ... yeah, no, spiders are NOT insightful beasts ... ABSOLUTELY hits ... ooh, Divine Smite? Yeah ... no, spiders are just NATURALLY armoured, it's an exoskeleton ... a weird fluorescent purpleness? Huh? Oh fuck, she's ENRAGED IT ... and it's SPITTING on her ... shit! Oh thank the gods for that dex save ... that was almost SO BAD ... yeah, KILL that horrid beasty ... another Divine Smite? Yeah ...

"Fuck Aabria"? Yeah, 6th Edition IS "weirdly mean" ... LOL

Whoa! Inspiration! Always cool ... WHY are you fighting? Hmmm ... oh okay, a godly lore dump ... maybe not the BEST time for this ... oh, so it has direct relevance, of course it does ... Georgina? Oh yeah, Opal's original name, okay, that's cool ... also O.O ... gods yes, TELL HER!!! And now she's just getting WARNED OFF in immense fear ... wow ...

Dorian! Help you bro! Oh, so the Double D are inventing baeball? Hmmm ... Chromatic Orb? Whoa ... Doirian bringing out the big guns! Oh yeah, I should THINK 26 would hit to spider ... 17 points of Thunder damage ... oh wait, WHAT? And now Matt literally MANIFESTS Dariax ... oh wait ... NO, not Cyrus! Shit! Now HE'S taking all that voltage too ... fuck ... yeah, Dorian just IMMEDIATELY flies to his brother ... or AS CLOSE as he can get this turn ... bloody game mechanics! Wow, and now the illusion's REALLTY doing a major number on him ...

Fy'ra CANNOT see Opanl ... this is not useful ... oh boy ... offered an ultimatum by OMISSION by the Wildmother ... hmm ... DOES SHE give herself over ENTIRELY? Yeah, okay, this is just getting heavy ... godly familial discord ... hmm ... spending a ki point might do it, yeah ... oh yeah, Fy'ra is CRAZY smart ... okay, and now she's JUMPING ON OPAL HEAD-ON ... oh boy this feels SO DUMB for such a smart lady ... Step of the Wind, then ... and FIREBALL?!!! Holy fuck ... but Opal COUNTERSPELLS ... crap! yeah, I'm not surprised that Fy'ra's actually RELIEVED that didn't work ...

Fy'ra shouts "I accept!" and Dariax is now extremely confused ...

The Darkness is dispelled? Okay ... that's a relief, at least ...

It's Ted's turn? interesting ... yeah, Ted's just going to BACK HER UP right now, right? Please? Oh, right, sounds like that's NOT a good idea, then ... crap ... so Opal speaks to the others ... oh balls, THIS doesn't sound good, what's happening NOW? O.O No, not the Double D! Oh wait, no, that's not so bad ... make them make out, that's not so bad ... oh ... please be gentle,. Opal, please just ... do what you can ... "Just walk away. Go see Orym." Oh yes ... that might do it ... yes, this IS totally a mercy right now ...

Whoa ... the spell lasts for TWENTY-FOUR HOURS?!!! Holy fuck ...

NOW Ted's going ... oh shit ... a Crit Fail? Ouch ... yup, Ted's loose ... balls, no, not the reverse psychology ... oh yeah, she's TOTALLY unleashing on Morrighan now ... THREE attacks? Fuck ... one miss, but the next hits high and ... OH FUCK ... a bloody NAT20 ... 21 points of slashing damage from the first ... oof ... and another 23 points of THE WORST possible damage, that is some NASTY sounding shit ... AND a con save ... crap, yeah now she's POISONED ... the effects of THAT are pending, apparently ... but somehow she STILL has her Haste on ... amazing ...

Now it's Opal's turn ... very gently she casts Banishing Smite on her ... oh wow ... on the back of her knees? How the hell is she gonna do that? Oh, it doesn't hit anyway ... hmmm ... oh, so it DOESN'T cast yet ... but ... sdo wait, it's still primed but she can't actually USE IT? Huh? I'm so confused now ...

Dariax is DEFINITELY trapped in the spell, clearly ... so he's just casting Cure Wounds instead ... yeah ... 23 points back to everybody? Nice ... and now he's booking it away as fast as he can ...

Matt FINALLY remembers the Wizzkids plug! Yay!

Cyrus is being IMPALED by spiderlegs? Fuck ... wait ... is he DEAD?!!! Are you fucking KIDDING ME?!!!

The other spider jabs Morrighan while she's distracted? Ouch ... oh ... NO!!! NOT THE GEMS!!! SHIT!!! And now Opal no longer remembers her original name? Oh man ...

Whoa ... Fy'ra's taking a seriously LETHAL wound? NO!!! NO NO NO ... fuck this is so bad ...

Holy fuck ... Opal DOES NOT KNOW WHO TED IS ANYMORE?!!! SERIOUSLY?!!!

Oh what the fuck is THIS SHIT?!!! Oh that's just SO WRONG ...

Cyrus REALLY IS out? Fuck ... a Death Save with disadventage? Crap ... yeah, he is now DYING ...

The new MEGA spider atacks Cyrus ... an AUTO Crit? Really? Fuck ... no ... Cyrus is DEAD. Fuck ... no ... no no no ...

Morrighan IMMEDIATELY senses that, as she would, of course ... yeah ... oh man ... the Matron is HIDING the worst of the knowledge from her ... oh man again ... she pulls a Rabbit Hop and goes STRAIGHT for the big ass spider ... full charge ... two attacks, both hit ... another Divine Smite ... of course ... just the WRATH of the Matron ... yeah, she EVISCERATES this thing on the spot ... yeah, definitely, no glory, this is just COLD ... but she grabs the last of the dick gems, at least ... what does she see? What memories are saved?

Erica is just DESTROYED right now, totally ...

Yeah ... Cyrus was a moron, but he was OUR moron, and he was such a total sweetheart ...

Oh wow ... the fight's just GONE from her now, Morrighan just wants to run ... oh, that's ... FASCINATING ... so she takes Cyrus with her as she goes, because she's a Paladin of the Matron ... wow ...

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE indeed ... yeah, Dorian is just BREAKING ... his brother's dead, what do we EXPECT?!!! Yup, that's it, he's just leaving same as Dariax ... 7th Level Geass? Huh?

Oh, it HITS ... holy fuck ... this thing has to KEEP ATTACKING the Spider Queen for A WHOLE YEAR, without ANY chance to shake off the compulsion ..., holy fuck ...

Yeah, the Spider Queen is PISSED ...

But Dorian's grief is TOO STRONG ... wow ...

Oh shit ... how much IS Fy'ra actually aware of right now? Is she on her own in carrying on the fight right now? Opal is just BEGGING HER TO MESS HER UP AS MUCH AS SHE CAN ... okay ... this is about to go SO BAD ... wow ... Anjali is SO ANGRY right now, she really is ... whoa ... Fy'ra just GRABS THE FUCKING CROWN ... she completely NAILS the strength chekc ... are you kidding me is she REALLY just ripping that evil thing off right now?

Matt is so completely in the zone right now, clearly ... the boy has ONE functioning braincell right now ...

Negotiations? What?

Circlet of Barbed Vision? Wow ...

Oh wow, I love how snarky Lolth is all of a sudden ... XD

DO NOT roll below a 20, Anjali ... a TWO? What? Oh fuck ... wait, okay, maybe this is salvagable ... 9 points of piercing damage ...

So this is a take them both or not at all kind of situation? Interesting ... Intimidation check with advantage? Okay ... with Matt's help, then ... 21 ... nice ... oh wait, is this ACTUALLY WORKING?

Opal doesn't want this for her, but she has NO CHOICE in the matter right now ... oh yeah, this is just HAUNTING all of a sudden ...

Soooo creepy, Aabria ...

Oh yeah, that's it, there's NO WAY Fy'ra's leaving her now ... this is getting SO VERY TRAGIC ...

Wow, the Spider Queen REALLY doesn't like the Wildmother AT ALL, does she? LOL

Dariax is now AT THE BOTTOM of the cliff ... and he sees Cyrus dead ... oh fuck ... oh yeah, he's off, definitely ...

This really IS IT ... the end of the Crownkeepers ... fuck ...

And now for a very painful epilogue ...

Dorian and Dariax head for Zephrah ... yeah, of course they do ... they're just moving in silence, then ... okay ... then the Compulsion's gone ... hmmm ...

Yup, the bigger picture takes hold once more ... fucking Ludinus ... and then they're there, in Zephrah ...

NOW they finally get to start mourning at last ... ouch ... "tropes" ... oh, here we go ... ah yeah, here we go, BARD LESSONS ... XD

Matt: "It is awful." Aabria: "Fuck you, gimme a Performance check!" Matt (rolls): "It's not as awful as you'd think!"

Oh boy ... Dariax's first public busking session ... I am SO nervous right now ... wait ... what ... IS HE RUNNING OUT on Dariax? Are you kidding me? Please tell me he's not doing that ...

Oh, I see ... he's just being anonymous in the moment ... drinking it all in ... this place ... it's beautiful ... oh, and it's KEYLETH!!! Hey! And she SEES HIM anyway, even though he's invisible ... and NODS ... oh ... wow ...

And now THIS is where she chooses to call it for this session ... wow ... I mean it's beautiful ... but now Aabria's gone ... nuts ...

Time for a break, then ...

Soooooo ... it's just Robbie left, at the table ... hmmm ... I guess that means it's just Dorian and Dariax alone here, then ...

Keyleth's now speaking to him directly ... okay ... that's just so totally Keyleth, straight to mothering mode ... I love her so much ...

Here we go, yeah ... just tell her everything, Dorian, she'll understand ... oh yeah, could they get Cyrus' body back? yes ... good, that's good ... meanwhile these two DEFINITELY need to just recharge, clearly ...

Oh yes, and TOTALLY they need to get to Orym and Fearne ... yes ... but yes, rest and resupply, definitely ... and yes, of course she's happy to indulge them in both. I really do love her so much ... oh yeah, it makes total sense that Dorian responds so positively to this. Yeah ...

"A shared solace and grief" ... oh yeah, totally ... makes perfect sense ... meanwhile ... oh yeah, she's still got a lot to deal with, definitely ...

Dorian receives Orym's Sending Stone message ... wow ... and he responds: "I'll be there." Oh man ...

Oh, okay ... looks like this might be their chance to tag along ...

Ah yeah ... this is A LOT to dump on him all in one go, surely ... and an invitation, yeah ... he doesn't hesitate, either ... oh, here we go, resupply such as they can in the time, at least ...

The tree! Yeah, here we go ... and it opens up ... yeah, so they're going RIGHT NOW, definitely ... straight through, then ...

Ruidus in the sky ... great ... that's still as creepy as ever ...

"Seven figures"? Wait ... already? Really?

They're all there ... but ... no ... no, they're not ... that one's NOT somebody he knows. FCG's not there ... oh man ...

HERE THEY ARE!!! BACK AT THE TABLE!!! WITH ROBBIE!!!

Proper reunion ... it's been SO LONG, but FINALLY ... SQUEEEEEE!!!

Orym doesn't even WAIT, does he? He just jumps right on him. Fearn's close behind ...

Catching up ... yeah ... and now ... oh fuck ... broaching the subject of their loss ... their fallen comrade ... oh man ...

Ah yeah ... Evoroa ... this'll be interesting ... nobody here's seen a Bormodo, after all ... wow ... that is SO OBNOXIOUS of Dorian ... WOW ... but he likes her. Awwww ... :3

Yeah ... how DOES the situation lie right now? Yeah, reckon they COULD use some rest after what they just went through ...

oooh, this is NICE ... cosy comfy, just what the doctor ordered ...

Cool transformation ... yeah, she;s definitely showing off a little there ... points for a dramatic entrance, at least ...

Dorian tells them what happened ... yeah ... this is ... a whole lot of heaviness ...

And then the story of FCG's last stand ... man ...

Aww, the crystal dancer! Awwwwwwwww ... :3 Yeah, Dorian would TOTALLY love that ...

BOO PREDATHOS!!! Yes.

And now Laudna's pulling out dead stuff ... it's business as usual for Dorian again ... he loves her but she makes him uncomfortable! It's adorable! :3

Is he staying? Dorian: "If you'll have me." YAY!!!

Ashton: "This is how ska starts." XD

The conversation just got a whole lot more serious ... oof ...

Oh yeah ... Deni$e ... yeah ... XD ...

The pronunciation of Predathos ... oh, I love it ...

They need drink. Lots of drink. Drink is necessary ... much alcohol, please ... nice one, Ashton.

Ashton interrupts Keyleth and Evoroa's conversation. Hmmm ... wow ... that was brief and intense and ... interesting ... back to alcohol ...

Ah yes ... the changes in Ashton and Fearne both ... yeah ...

Yes. To Letters ... time to get shitfaced ...

And that is it for the night. Perfect place for it, really ...

Adn ROBBIE'S BACK!!! I'm so happy ... it's been TOO LONG ...

[nervousgardenerkid]

more brainrot because steve harrington is love steve harrington is life

if you work at family video with him y’all aren’t getting anything done. sorry but it’s true—

you’re just trying to do your job and sort through the returned movies and steve is behind you with his arms draped over your shoulders either judging someone’s movie taste or taking one from the box so you can have a last minute movie night. 10/10 takes the blame from keith if you do anything wrong but it’s okay because you do the same for him <3 (robin blames you both for any mistakes she makes, in a loving way)

*cracks knuckles* y'all ain't ready for this.

you sigh as you rewound third tape for today. this would be so much easier if they had a machine for this or something. you smile at the thought of talking to dustin into making one, maybe you can even pay him. if he ends up doing it he could probably start a business, i better get some credit for the idea, you thought.

too lost in your own thoughts you failed to hear steve come up behind you. you jumped slightly when you felt his arms wrap around you, relaxing once you saw realized it was him.

"how do you look so hot while working?" he questioned.

"babe, what? i'm literally rewinding tapes."

he hummed and pressed a kiss to your neck. "yeah but you look good doing it."

you shivered at the touch of his lips and gently nudged him off.

"steve stop at work!"

"so? that didn't stop you in the- oof!"

"shut up! someone could walk in!"

steve rolled his eyes and turned you around to face him. "yeah right, who's gonna rent a movie on a tuesday afternoon?"

the bell above the door dinged and you pushed steve away from you with a red hue on your face.

"hey y/n! hey steve!" will said walking in.

el followed close behind him waving at you two with a smile on her face.

"hey guys!" max said walking in behind them. the rest of the group walked in throwing greetings your way.

"of course they'd show up." steve said with a sigh. "hey! don't go back there!"

-

"hey y/n why did you switch the comedy and romance section?" keith asked with a can of pringles in his hand. of course he chose sour cream and onion today.

"because that's what you told me to move?"

keith sighed and shook his head. you held your breath and tried not to gag when you couldn't hold it any longer.

"no, i didn't."

"yes you did? i remember you-"

"ah keith, my bad man i switched them."

keith rolled his eyes and turned to steve. he leaned in closely looking at him up and down with narrowed eyes.

"hey there." steve whispered and gave a tight lipped smile.

"i don't like you steve." keith said then backed away. "just fix it." he said while walking off.

steve looked at you with eyes and shook his head. "you owe me big time." he said while shivering and wiping his face off.

"i'd kiss you, but you smell real bad"

-

robin rushed to both of you tapes scooped up in her arms. "steve! take this hurry!"

"shit robin! why'd you grab so many."

robin tried to catch her breath as she pat steve's back. "i'll pay you back. i swear, scouts honor. i mean, i've never even a scout but i always wanted to be. that's gotta count right?"

"robin what are you talking about-"

"WHO DROPPED THREE BOXES OF TAPES!?" keith shouted.

you sped walked past them but froze when you saw steve holding tapes in his arms.

"i'll miss you babe." you said while giving him a salute.

steve looked up at the ceiling and shook his head. "why does this happen to me?"

[oh-three]

TBB S3E3:

THE ASSASSIN. THE ASSASSIN. SIR, ARE YOU TECH.

Shittt, Hemlock saw them taking Omega's DNA, they can't get rid of it now.

Ooh, the Palpatine episode.

Not Nala Se begging Omega to escape 😭

This is definitely the escape episde, right? Right?? That will be so embarrassing with Palpatine there lmfao.

"Forget your assignments and get some rest." Ayy, perfect.

Ian McDiarmid will never not be iconic as Palpatine. All these years, and he's still just as good as the first time he played him.

OMEGA, WHY WOULD YOU KICK THAT POOR LITTLE MOUSE DROID 😭

Crosshair: Out of all the bad habits she had to inherit, why was it improvisation?

Lmaoo, he locked up the guards.

Oof, right, extra stormtroopers out and about.

Noooo, his hands shaking are a result of the experiments 😭

Imagine stealing the Emperor's shuttle. Now that would be fucking hilarious. But the crashed one is definitely smarter.

Kinda scary that Palpatine was working on Project Necromancer this early on.

Rip hound droid 2.0

Emerie, go away.

Well, at least he only stunned her.

Facility is definitely not secure, Palps.

You know, somehow I thought he'd stay longer.

Those ray shields so close together like the ones in TPM. 👀

All things considered, Crosshair is taking this well.

What if. What if Batcher dies protecting Cross and Omega from the other lurcas?

Hemlock knows. He fucking knows.

Ayyy, klaxons my beloved. Except for when they're waking me up in the morning.

Well, that ain't a lurca. I think I know what killed the stormtroops in episode one. At least it'll distract the lurcas for a while.

How has Emerie not scanned Omega's DNA yet? It's been like, hours.

Something, something, Crosshair being the one with hope when Omega thinks all is lost.

They way they fondly talked about Tech making her memorize all the plans. Of course he'd have her memorize them. 😭 I miss him.

BATCHER! Ayyy, nice timing.

Oooh, the way that commando's visor went dark when his head hit the wall. Nice touch.

Those stormtroopers really just stopped and stood there right in front of the canons lmao. Clones would never.

Ayyy, they're taking Batcher with 'em.

Kinda knew Omega's DNA would be the one they needed. That sucks.

The sudden fear in Hemlock's voice when he realized they actually really shouldn't kill Omega 😂

I think I know where Fennec comes in play, now. Hemlock's gonna hire here, isn't he? And Bane. And who knows who else.

[imastrangeone98]

The Room Where It Happened - Chapter 1: A Place to Go

(A/N: no one asked for it yet here it is- my Miguel o'hara thirst posts in a weird convoluted one shot complication)

Warning: spoilers for across the spider verse. Also fem!korean spider "oc" who is unnamed as of yet so I will call it "reader"

"No, not this universe either! And the other spiders are probably gonna get close to either him or us before we find him!" Gwen raked her fingers through her hair, tugging painfully at the strands. "I need to think, I need to think..."

"Relax, kid. Not only are we not getting anywhere, we're all exhausted and hungry," Peter B. sighed. He knew that she was getting desperate- hell, all of them were.

Miles was nowhere to be found, and with the unhappy revelation that he had not gone to his true universe, they were forced to bounce back and forth between worlds. Thankfully, Spider-Byte and Peni Parker had managed to narrow it down to a few possibilities, but it still didn't change the fact that without Miles' watch, they had no real way of knowing whether he was in that world or not.

And not to mention, the high likelihood of the Spider Society being hot on their tails did not make it easier on them.

"I'm detecting a signal," Margo said suddenly, checking her monitors. "It looks like a shift in inter-dimensional energy!"

"Then that means-!" Pavitr's eyes widened.

"They on our tail," Hobie sighed out with a crack of his knuckles. "Ain't gotta get ya Alan Wickers in a twist; I got a plan."

"And what could that possibly be-?" Gwen was about to ask, frustrated, but Hobie didn't pay any mind. He instead turned to Margo, giving what sounded like coordinates.

"...Are you sure about that one?" Margo whispered to him, eyes wide. "Isn't that...?"

"Yeah; it's the one place he ain't gonna poke his nose in." He gestured to the now open portal. "Goin' in or not? Or wouldja rather waste time gettin' a hook?"

Without waiting for the rest, he jumped in. The others, upon hearing the tell-tale sound of webs flying behind them, all followed the spider rebel. Just in the nick of time, as two other spider-people landed right as the portal closed.

"We just missed them! What are we gonna tell Miguel now?!" the first one hissed. The second ignored their partner, checking their watch for the coordinates, only to drop their hands in shock.

"Ah, poopsack. They went to that world."

"Dude, Peter. You're not making things very clear."

"Oh, shut it, Peter! You know damn well why! It's-"

[EARTH-51802: SEOULBECA]

"Oof! Get your fat butt off me, Peter!"

"That ain't me- that's Mayday! Has anyone seen Mayday, by the way?"

"All of you! Get off!"

The gang immediately tried to disentangle themselves (except Margo- she was a hologram). Hobie immediately moved to swing up to the roof of the nearest building, leaving the others to follow him. But once they did, nearly all of them gaped at the city below them.

"Are you sure... this is New York?" Gwen gasped, admiring the strange yet beautiful mix of nature and man-made metropolis- tall, green trees on par with skyscrapers; large bridges that spanned pristine rivers and meadows of lush flowerbeds; happy, carefree citizens going about their day-to-day lives seemed to be the only thing this universe shared in common with all their own.

"Seoulbeca, Gwendy. Ya ain't seenit?" Hobie stretched his arms and jumped off the roof, zipping away towards some unknown destination. The others didn't hesitate to follow.

"Oh, man! If only Mumbattan had this level of controlled traffic!" Pav cried out in joy, inhaling the surprisingly fresh air.

"The colors on this place, I need to study them further," Spider-Noir mumbled, much to Spider-Ham's chagrin and Peni's amusement.

"Hobie, seriously, where are we headed?" Gwen called out to her friend. "What is this world? Why haven't I ever seen it?"

"Why did you bring us here, Hobie?" Peter B. yelled. For some reason, he seemed exceptionally nervous. "Why this one? You know this world is off-limits!"

"First'a all, ya ask too many questions." Hobie landed on the roof of a hotel building, keeping an eye on the ground below. "Second'a all, rules ain't my thing. Third'a all, she is the reason we ain't gotta worry about Miguel."

He pointed straight down, and almost immediately, a piercing shriek filled the air. The gang peered off the ledge to see what was clearly a spider-person fighting a fox-like demonic creature with nine tails lashing to and fro.

"¡Es el Gumiho!

“Everyone, run!"

“거미 다! 거미!”

The Spider-Woman was so quick, nearly sipping around the battlefield, webs flying and quickly subduing the monster, who yelped and roared, thrashing in its bonds before collapsing to the ground.

"Dang..." Peni whispered to Noir. "She's good."

"She's fast," Pavitr concurred. "How does she move around like that? It's like she's got skates for feet!"

"Y'know," the Spider-Woman laughed below them at the villain, "I've always wondered what foxes actually said. Now I know: they cry about not surrendering to the police!" With a flick of her wrist, the monster's head was forced downward, and it slammed to the ground so hard the building they were on was shaking. It then stopped moving, only its chest rising up and down an indicator that it was still alive.

And then it started to shrink. The monster slowly drew in on itself, transforming into an exhausted young woman. The Spider-Woman, after quickly giving the woman a once-over, swiftly picked her up and deposited her with the shocked police officers before zipping away.

"Oh, crap, she's getting away- wait, is she looking at us?" Gwen asked. Her eyes were fixated on the disappearing woman... no, her eyes didn't deceive her. The woman was definitely waving right at their direction.

"That's our cue, innit?" Hobie snapped under her nose, and gestured for the others to follow him.

By the time they managed to catch up to the punk, they found him casually chatting with the woman.

"Peter," Gwen whisper-hissed to her friend, "you know her? How come I've never seen her before?"

He glanced at her, nervousness evident in his eyes. But he didn't say anything, returning his attention to Hobie- who had taken off his mask- and the mysterious Spider-Woman, who was affectionately rubbing his head and booping his nose.

"So!" she called out to the others, turning to them with a friendly wave. "You're the guests my little buddy told me about, huh?"

"Oi, I ain't little-"

"I'm 거미, the one and only Spider-Woman of this world! Welcome to Seoulbeca!" She gestured grandly behind her towards her city with pride. "Hobie filled me in on what happened; don't worry, you'll be safe here. Come with me; you all must be hungry!"

She quickly leaped off the edge, leaving the others to follow.

"I like her," Pavitr chuckled. Hobie grinned and briefly rubbed his head before resuming his swinging.

"Is her name seriously 'Gummy?'" Gwen couldn't help but ask.

"It's not with a 'g' sound, Gwen!" Peni called out. "It's more of a soft 'k!'"

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A/N: I like this movie way too much for my own good. Miguel O'Hara is too attractive for his own good 🤤

거미 다! 거미! - It's the Spider! Spider!

[lazypanartist]

Hi today is Thanksgiving here aka Friendsgiving for me and Disaster has struck in lego city so uh have this funny writing i did to cope with Piesis (Pie Crisis). -📝 anon

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Raphael slowly uncovered Mikey's ears, his face a few shades lighter from the shock he felt listening to the long line of curses come out of your mouth.

"Jumpin' Jack Flash, I hadn't even heard summa those, and we ran around Manhattan for a while..."

Red and Orange both watched as you slid down the side of the counter in a heap, a mess of rich blues and purples splattered all over the floor, your shoes, and the fridge nearby. You looked utterly wrecked.

"Uh, what was that screaming that sounded vaguely like it came from a horror movie we aren't old enough to watch?" Leo murmured, slinking into the kitchen along with Donnie, who glanced up from his phone long enough to see the mess and let out a low whistle of sympathy.

"Yikes. That's a lot of pie guts."

You gave a mumble in reply and tucked your head into your knees. Mikey picked his way across the battlefield, shimmying his way past minefields of pie crust collateral and trenches of blueberry goo before squatting next to you.

"You good...?"

The only response you gave was a hollow "no" and the shaking of your head.

"What in the name of Lou Jitsu even happened?" asked, Leo, looking around. It was almost impressive. There were dots of pastry on the ceiling.

"I'd wager a guess, based on the pie splat radius and the angle, our little hard at work baker forgot how they take up space with physically existing and accidentally hip-checked the pizza stone their homemade lemon blueberry pie was on." The softshelled mutant slowly lifted his goggles up. "Knocked the whole thing to the ground, didn't you?"

His response was a warbled wail that vaguely could be understood as words.

"I think we need to babyproof edges and doorways..." the youngest murmured. "It seems to be an issue with you."

Raphael, his arm around their friend, leaned forward and swiped a chunk of crust laden with the filling and popped it in his mouth. Donnie shuttered and politely turned to gag.

"...Dang. Dang that is...REAL good pie. Still good pie! Its got salvageable bits!"

Mikey lifted the face-down tin and gabbed a piece of busted latticed crust himself, Leo opting to swipe a finger through a splotch on the counter.

"Oh wow. Yeah that is good."

"Dang! You should give me that recipe."

You whined out a series of hard to understand words and babbling as your hands flailed while you talk.

"Yeah, that's a problem." Donatello nodded, opting to have some of the remnants of pastry that clung to the inside of the tin and had not touched any of the tile. "Its nice that we like it here on the floor, but- Ooh, wow that is nice, very bright- you can't exactly bring it to the lair's Friendsgiving dinner tomorrow like that."

"Splat Pie~" crooned the youngest, reaching to grab some more of the demolished desert.

"Yeah, and the stores're all closed until the day after, ain't they?" Raph asked. You whined and nodded.

"Dont worry about it," Leo preened, waving a hand dismissively, "I think I'll actually die if I dont get a full slice, we'll get you what all you need again." He paused, listening to your mumble as you began to collect yourself from the meltdown. "Mikey can help remake the crust while we go on a run. You need more blueberries and a lemon? Easy. Surely something is open somewhere!"

"I'll stay and help clean up." Raphael said, slowly standing to his full lumbering height. "You should go shower off the pie gore."

You slowly began trailing away, mumbling something pitifully.

"It's no problem, we love you too!" Leonardo chirped before waving you off, "And dont thank us yet! Thank us with full pie. Come on Donald-"

With that, the twins portaled off somewhere in search of groceries while you slunk off for a boiling hot shower as Raphael and Michelangelo started cleaning between stealing salvaged bites of the confection.

--

(Its all okay now but Oof i had some BIG emotions when The Tragedy Struck.)

OhNo.. sounds like an Issue happened. I hope you're doing okay now!

This sounds like another instance of Big Brother Raph's instincts popping up to control the situation & calm everyone down. Love how everyone's just Ready To Go as soon as there's a plan!

[plantwithoutplot]

Oh oh for the ask game i’d love to hear you answer 11, 14, and 16!!

Ooooh thank you for the ask!! You've picked interesting ones for sure ゞ(’ꇴ’*)ノ ヾ(*’ꇴ’)ノ” Sorry it took me a while to answer but I really really had to connect those damn 2 braincells I have left 🤣 that and being a working adult sucks

11. Which non-Straw Hat character would you love to see join the crew?

AAAAH THIS 🥲🥲....

My Top 3 would be:

1. Vivi. BECAUSE CMON SHE IS A STRAWHAT AND ALWAYS WILL BE 🥹🥹🫶🫶🫶🩷

2. Yamato!! 🩵🤍🩷 My boy dederves to go on an adventure and he would fit so well with the crew (*´▽`*)❀ He's got just the right amount of Crazy/Braincells to belong with them! Plus, he always wanted to be free, to be able to finally go out and explore the world and discover all of its wonders 😭💙

3. Bonclay 🦢 Honestly he was an icon and we loved him and the crew loved him (the idiotic ones at least) and he would have been a great nakama 😭😭😭

14. If you were to have one of the devil fruits in the series, which one would you have?

Some of yall may not like this answer buuuuut... The Yami Yami No Mi 🤔

We only know the basics of the fruit and yet it already gives its user SO MANY powers, literally and metaphorically speaking? Not only can you copy (steal) another Devil Fruit power, but darkness in itself brings so many possibilities!!

Like, we have seen Blackbeard use it similarly to a black hole (absorbing light/drawing anything close, thus affecting gravity), but what if there is more?

Can you use it to shadow travel? Could you use it like a warp gate/wormhole? Can you still steal another Devil Fruit's power even if it is the opposite of the Yami Yami no Mi? What is the limit of Devil Fruit powers you can steal? Can you use them simultenaously and how much does it tires you out? What would the drawback be? What would be the best combination to come up with????

Sorry for the ramble lmao this fruit just rubs my brain the right way, yknow 🤧🤧

16. If you were to make fake devil fruit, what would you call it and how would it work? And what would happen if it awakened?

OOF THIS IS A TOUGH, TOUGH ONE Σ(　 Д )ﻌﻌﻌﻌ⊙ ⊙

Y'all know I'm a sucker for time travels/loops....... So........ Quite obviously, this is gonna be the theme.

It would be a man-made fruit, like the SMILEs. However, because of its nature and creation process, I doubt it would be a manufactured one. What I mean by that is, while created by people, it couldn't be on as big a scale as Cesar/Doflamingo/Kaidou managed for the SMILEs. Why? Because the processus wouldn't involve any SAD, nor experiements ― but I'll come back to that!

What's the Fake Devil Fruit's power? It will be that of a paramecia! It will however be limited to giving you the power of a Devil Fruit that doesn't already have a power.

What's the take? While you do get a chance at having a Paramecia power (and awaken it like you would any other paramecia)... That shall only be so upon your death. So not only do you have to experience death to get that power (you are brought back to the moment/state you were in as you died), but you only have 1 chance out of 200 for it to work. You cannot know whether or not you've won the Fake Devil Fruit Lottery up until your last breath. For comparison, SMILEs give you 1 chance out of 100 to get a Zoan's power. Plus, since this wouldn't be a manufactured product, it means that there would only be a scarce amount available on a yearly basis.

How is it created? Thanks to the combined powers of two Devil Fruits! Which I have made up but according to Egghead Island that ain't too far-fetched lol By combining the powers of the Reset Reset no Mi (Sorry for the japenglish but I ain't gonna try and translate this), which allows you to reset time back (for a few minutes only, but up to 6 hours if you have awakened it), and the power of the Odd Odd no Mi, which allows you to slightly manipulate the odds of an event (here, the successful creation of a fake Devil Fruit that use the Reset Reset no Mi to give its user a second chance).

How would it be named? Well........ Y'all know me........ I'm a sucker for terrible, terrible puns............

All Hail the Loopsie-Daisy 🍉🍎🍍