#oooo AMERICA is so cool we have choices!
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I think we could get universal health insurance in America if we advertise it as such:
Income based plan (cost scales based on income)
SUPER SPECIAL SAPPHIRE DIAMOND MOST SPECIALIST CUSTOMER PLAN (exact same coverage, but at a much higher flat price. You get a pretty looking card and get to be smug when you hand it over at the doctor’s office. All the coverage is described in ways similar to the plan name.)
I believe there are enough vain/status chasing people in this country that they could almost fund the income driven plan just from sales of the sapphire plan. It also provides the magical ‘choice’ so many people are obsessed with.
#oooo AMERICA is so cool we have choices!#THEYRE ALL MADE IN THE SAME FACTORY.#AND EVEN WHEN THINGS ARE ACTUALLY DIFFERENT#I WOULD PREFER A STRONG SUPPORT STATE TO A SIXTH TYPE OF ONE CEREAL FLAVOR#also it’s funny helping in civics classes.#and having to sit there while they learn ‘competition makes better products at lower prices!’#sounds cool. too bad supply and demand are fully uncoupled#and the companies have chosen unlimited growth over all else#I’m real tired of this shit.#big company has billions in profits#not even getting to executive salaries that also are too high#not the cost currently to run the business.#profit#shut the fuck up!#make a formula to see how much a company needs to save to be able to weather crises/changes#and everything else has to be either used for safety and worker compensation (like actual workers not ceo that shits capped)#or is fucking taxed#you want to benefit from society?#pay the fuck up!#oh everyone hates taxes#I don’t!#bc they should be how we collectively help each other leveraging large scale planning#but alas
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Fine, I'll give you a scenario on the demonic sub. Let's see, how about Claude, Hannah, and Sebastian (and Ciel, if you want) vying to get Kagome to accept their contacts for her soul and they complete via proving themselves the better servant? Or something like that. Bonus point if you includes some spiciness!
Here you are my dear, I hope you enjoy this!
Kagome sighed, not enjoying her current situation, not in the least. So apparently, they, her family, had distant relatives that married into English royalty or something along those lines. Though, when said distant relative bloodline ended, the family layers sought out any blood relations to inherit was left behind.
Jii-chan was too old to travel, Mama had to watch Souta, so Kagome volunteered to check things out. Boy, was she regretting it. Apparently, the old family home, more like manor, came with working staff. Though they were freeloader until she showed up. She wouldn’t have minded if they weren’t all demonic and now scrabbling for her to sign a soul-stealing contract with them.
“And how was the meal, my lady?” cinnamon eyes sparkled as he cleaned the table away, and then helping her. His touches lingering whenever he could.
“Very nice. Thank you, Sebastian.” she nodded her head, going through the motions as her mind was working on what to do with the estate and staff. So she was not all that aware that Sebastian allowed his hands to wander as he assisted her out of her chair.
“No dessert tonight, my lady?” he looked honestly upset at the prospect.
Blue eyes blinked up at the male. “Hmm? Oh, dessert.” her gaze dropped to the table, the dessert presented looked rather delicious, but the meal before left her feeling completely stuffed. “Ah. Not tonight. I’m rather full from the meal. Thank you.”
He nodded his head, watching her leave the room as he clenched his hands. She was proving a most difficult mark. But, he also did enjoy a challenge. And what a challenge she presented, so deliciously wrapped up in that pure and innocent flesh.
The moment she was out of the dining room, the next staff member was at her side in an instant. “Madame. I hope your meal was enjoyable.”
“Yes, Claude. Sebastian prepared a wonderful meal this night.” she eyed the bespeckled male, his golden eyes and cool front reminded her of Sesshoumaru.
He gave her a nod of his head. “And your plans for the rest of the evening?”
“Going over more of those legal documents and then a bath.” she pinched the bridge of her nose, they had also inherited a small productions company that she had to take into consideration as well.
“All the documents and files are organized on your desk, along with today’s news and correspondence. Would you like anything for while you work? Tea or wine?” a hand was pressed at the small of her back, guiding her to the office she was currently using to go over all the legal documents.
“Wine tonight sounds wonderful. Thank you, Claude:” at this point, she wouldn’t mind a hangover in the morning if it would get rid of the slowly building stress headache.
Claude’s lips quirked up, leaning down slightly to open the door. “Wonderful choice, Madame.” his words were whispered in her ear, smile growing when he caught her shiver and light blush.
The next hour or two were spent on documents to decide what to do with all that they had inherited. All the while, Claude ensured that her glass was never empty. It allowed him the ability to offer her a massage, eyeing the back of her neck as her head tipped forward as pleased moans echoed through the room.
Another shiver trailed down her spine when she felt warm breath before lips were pressed against the back of her neck.
“O-okay!” Kagome righted herself, eyes fluttering when gloved hands were slow to leave her. “I- I think I’m going to take that bath now!” her cheeks were flushed as she attempted to fix her appearance.
“Very well. I’ll let Hannah know.” his answer was clipped and cool, allowing Kagome the chance organize or work and set everything aside for tomorrow.
Blinking, Kagome could only shake her head how they all reacted when she said she planned on doing this or that, which meant she would end up being attended to by another servant. With a slow shake of her head, Kagome stumbled to her feet, frowning as she wondered how much wine she actually had. Shrugging, Kagome snagged the glass and made her way to up to her room and its attached bath.
Humming as she climbed the stairs, Kagome could only marvel at the home. It really was lovely, she just didn’t think her family could afford the upkeep. It was the scent she had quickly grown accustomed to that drew her out of her thoughts, her muscles already relaxing as the warm scent worked its way through her lungs.
Kagome was quick to put down her glass the moment she was in her room, removing her clothes only to pick her glass back up and make her way to the bathroom. Sighing, she sipped her wine at the sight of the impressive tub filled with steaming water.
“I decided to go with a different scent tonight, I hope that’s alright, Mistress?” the smooth voice of Hannah had Kagome turning to the only other female she had any contact with since she arrived in England.
“Hmm, it smells divine.” she took another sip of her wine, accepting Hannah’s hand that helped her into the tub. “Oh, this is perfect!” the words escaped her in a hiss, sore muscles easing as she sunk into the waters.
She lounged, soaking in the scented waters that left her feeling oh so wonderful. In fact, she felt almost delirious and dazed. “What are you up to, Hannah?” her head lolled to the side when the female dipped her hands into the water and began to massage her feet and legs.
“Oh, you seemed particularly stressed as of late. This seemed to be an option to help you relieve some of that stress.” her smile was serene as her hands moved further up.
“Oooo, that feels so nice.” a giggle escaped her when she nearly sank into the waters. “I do believe you drugged me!”
Hannah stilled, lilac eyes wide as she watched the young woman. “I would ne-!”
A hand flipped in an attempt to wave off the denial. “Oh please. I tasted it in Sebastian’s cooking, in the wine Claude gave me, and now with this bath.” she pulled closer to the edge, arms crossing over it as she wagged a finger at Hannah. “Just what are the three of you up too, hmm?”
Hannah could only stare at the human woman, surprised at the clarity that she was still able to hold despite the additives she had been surrounded by throughout the night. She was still showing effects of said ‘drugs’ as Kagome had called them.
“I believe it’s the stress that is getting to you. And the wine Claude selected.” Hannah took the wine, humming at the rich and dark taste of it. Head-turning slightly to eye the door to the bedroom. It was a bit much to give the young woman their form of wine, though the effects were interesting, to say the least, adorable in her own way. “I believe it’s a good time to call it a night.”
“Oh, if you think so.” another set of giggles escaped her when Hannah assisted her out of the tub.
As for Hannah, she was enjoying the sensation of the warm and wet young woman in her arms that clung to her to keep her from tripping or slipping to the floor. “Yes, I do believe it’s time for bed.” she was quick to wrap the young woman in a robe and direct her to the bedroom.
The two paused when they caught sight of the two butlers, standing at attention. One held up Kagome’s sleepwear, which was not the pajamas she had brought with her, the other having prepared the bed.
“Oh?” Kagome swayed next to Hannah. “It’s the other culprits. Now I know the lot of you are up to something.” her blue eyes narrowed on all of them. “I am not signing away my soul, so you can forget that.”
She walked away from Hannah to collapse on her bed, struggling to recline in the proper position, a hand sloppily attempting to slap away strong hands. “Naughty! And I can do it myself.” she huffed as she finally managed to crawl into the bed, collapsing into the warm pillows.
An eye cracked open when she felt a weight settle before you. “Sebastian? This is highly inappropriate.”
“As you pointed out, we’re not in your service, officially.” he was quick to pull the pliable young woman into his hold, hand trailing down her form.
Her head turned when a second weight settled, this time behind her. Claude had removed his glasses and was now staring her down. “Since you seem to be having difficulty in deciding who to choose, we decided to keep you instead.”
Tired eyes narrowing, Kagome opened her mouth to scoff their claims. Only, she didn’t get very far as Hannah was now crawling up her form.
“Tut, tut, Mistress. Can’t deny us. We are…” lilac eyes slid to Sebastian. “How do you say this?”
“One hell of a butler.” his smirk was pressed against her ear. “And to think, you have three of us at your disposal, little holy one.”
Kagome whimpered when they all began to lavish her with attention that made the rest of the night a hazy blur and feel far too much like a dream. A very delightful and sinful wet dream where she was the center of attention of three demons that had centuries of pleasure under their belts. It wasn’t any wonder that she did not wake the next morning when a fourth figure appeared at the foot of her bed.
“I would very much like to know why my property was sold off while I was traveling to America?” blue eyes pinned the naked puppy pile in the bed with a mix of interest and exasperation. “Sebastian?”
“Oh, hello, Master Ciel.” Sebastian propped himself up, smirking at the mewling woman resting on his chest. “And it’s been near half a century since you departed for the Americas, it’s only natural for the humans to pass your former property to your next closest living relative.”
Ciel turned his gaze to the young woman draped across Sebastian while she held Claude close to her as Hannah curled around her back. “Hn. I take it this is her?”
Sebastian smirked as he ran a hand through her hair. “Kagome… Yes. She’s quite the Hellcat, as they say in this age, in bed.”
Rolling his blue eyes, Ciel made his way to the office to see what the woman had done to his properties since arriving, attempting to ignore the odd sensation that filled the master bedroom. He was once again forced to clean up after Sebastian’s mess, something he had thought was done and over with since he became a demon himself.
They would all need to talk once the woman finally woke up, which might take a while since she had entertained three demonic lovers at one time. Interesting woman. Perhaps worthy of getting to know, intimately if what he saw a few moments ago. The day wasn’t looking to be a total loss then.
#prompts#fanfiction#crossovers#anime#Black Butler#Sebastian Michaelis#Claude Faustus#Hannah Annafellows#Kagome Higurashi
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nisekoi!au NCT U X Reader
For those who don’t know what Nisekoi is, it is about a boy who makes a promise with a girl. The boy keeps the locket and the girl keeps a key. They promised that in the future, when they have grown up, they will find out what was in the locket, and get married. That is when they parted ways. I hope this helps ;~;
This story is also going to be posted on Wattpad so if you want to be the first to read it, it’ll be on Wattpad first. So, let’s begin.
By atenoutoften/kihyupii
The faint memory of the boy's smile gleams inside of your mind. His laughter echoes, and you feel like smiling as well. He took your hand, and placed a small, circular locket down. He held out a small, metallic key. "When we meet again, when we're older, we will unlock what's inside this locket. We'll see what was inside and we will..."
"Y/N! Have you been listening to anything I said just now?", your best friend, ____, said.
You blinked a few times. "Ah, sorry. I spaced out again. What were you saying?"
____ sighed. "You're thinking about that boy again, are you?"
"How did you know?"
"You always start fidgeting with that locket of yours" She clicked her tongue. "Y/N, we'll find him, don't worry. If he is also looking for you, you'll find him soon"
She smiled, "Anyways, let me tell you what I said earlier. I overheard from the girls that work in the office that we're having foreign exchange students, in this class. 6, to be exact. I heard they were pretty-good-looking guys. Four are from Korea, one is from Canada, and another from Thailand", she wiggled her eyebrows. "Think one of them is the promised boy?"
You over-dramatically rolled your eyes, "Ah ____, why do you tease me so?" You grinned. "I mean there are chances that it might happe-"
The bell rings and everyone starts shuffling in their assigned classrooms.
"Hello everyone, please take a seat. I got important news for you", your teacher says. Everyone attentively listens.
"As you may have all heard, we have some new students", she looked over to the open door and gestured to come in. "You may come in, all of you. Please introduce yourselves one by one".
The boys came inside the room in a single-file line. You heard high-pitched squealing and a lot of "OOOO's and AHHH's" coming from the girls. You raised your eyebrow up in a confused look, then realized what was going on.
If the girls are going about to themselves, maybe the rumors were true, huh?, you thought to yourself.
You examined the first boy carefully. He had a defined jawline and pretty pink lips, but that wasn't what caught your attention. It was his eyes. His sharp eyes that can catch any girl's heart in seconds.
"Hello, I am Taeyong. Lee Taeyong. I'm from Korea. My English isn't really good, but I hope it will do well here in the States"
Taeyong. I'm sure I'll remember that name, you thought to yourself. He doesn't give off that vibe, however. He's pretty visually pleasing though, you ended your thoughts there and turned your eyes towards the second boy.
He had white porcelain, and a masculine, yet pretty body. His face definitely compliments his body. Pretty lips, pretty nose- pretty everything.
I definitely fail as a girl, you thought to yourself.
"My name is Yoon-oh, or you can call me Jaehyun or Jay. I was born in Korea but stayed in America for 4 years so, that's why (A/N: I'm here man) my English is fluent. It's nice meeting you all"
You sighed and muttered to yourself, "I'm jealous". Your friend gave you an amused look and mouthed, "Me too" and made hand movements of his body. You laughed. You quickly extinguished your laugh and move onto the third boy. That was when you jumped in surprised.
The third boy was handsome as the other foreign exchange students. He had an incredibly defined jawline, a cute nose, and pierced ears. How many piercings does he have?, you thought to yourself. Five, Seven?
"Hello everyone, my name is Ten. No, I wasn't born with this name, it's just a simple name to call me by. My real name is Chittaphon Leechaiyapornkul. Complicated, isn't it? I'll stick with Ten." He grinned. Your heart skipped a beat.
He also has a blessed smile, you made a mental note to yourself.
"I'm from Bangkok, which is in Thailand. I studied some English so, as you can see, my English is also fluent as Jaehyun's English. Thank you for your time"
Ten? Now that's a name I'll remember, you thought to yourself, once more.
You glanced over to the fourth boy. Now, he was a cutie. He had big, puppy dog eyes, and a mouth that reminded you of a bunny's.
"My name is Kim Dongyoung. You can call me Doyoung though. I'm from Korea, and...uhm, I like to sing. My English isn't the best, but hey, I tried"
He kind of gives me that vibe, but I'm not 100% sure he is him, You glanced over to the fifth boy. He reminded you of a child. Cute, plump lips. That caught your attention. You examined him more. He was simply adorable.
"I'm Mark Lee, and I'm from Canada. Like Ten's and Jaehyun's, my English is pretty fluent. Thanks for listening"
He had a cool and chill voice. It was actually refreshing. Your eyes moved to the last boy.
"My name is Moon Taeil. You can call me Taeil. I'm from Korea and I like to sing and play the guitar", he looked around nervously. "And um, I guess that's it"
Your mind immediately went over to the memory of the promised boy. You hear singing, a sweet, melodic voice and the strumming of the guitar. Was it him?
"Thank you for introducing yourselves. Please sit wherever you like", the teacher gestured them to sit.
That's when the shouting begins.
"Taeyong, sit next to me!"
"Jaehyun, over here!"
"Please sit by me, Doyoung!"
"Ten, please come here!"
"Come on Taeil, over here!"
"Mark Lee!"
The boys were smiling, flustered. Jaehyun glanced over to you, and took the seat in between you and ____. Ten took the seat next to the window, which was just one seat behind you. Taeyong took the seat in front of Jaehyun and Taeil took the seat near the door, which was across the room from your seat. You frowned.
Doyoung tried to look for other available seats, but there was one open spot left, next to Ten.
Ten glared at Doyoung, "Why do you have to sit next to me?"
"Ah, sorry bud. There's no other choice", Doyoung sighed. "We'll talk later"
The boys glared at the foreign exchange students. You predicted that they might do something about it later.
The classroom was ecstatic. The girls that got to sit near to one of the foreign exchange students were joyfully smiling to one another. Everyone, but you. Jaehyun took note of that.
You looked over to Jaehyun.
"My name is Y/N. It was nice meeting you", you said politely.
He gave you a dimpled smile. "Nice to meet you too"
"Okay class, that's enough. Now let's go onto the assignment. Please get your textbooks and turn to page 572" Your teacher puts on her glasses, flipping the pages.
During the whole lesson, you couldn't focus. Your eyes were on the textbook, but your mind was somewhere else. You were aware of Jaehyun's actions. You tried your best to look natural, tried to impress him. But why? Maybe you were just not expecting this to happen, having a pretty boy sit next to you. Maybe you weren't just ready.
Should I take a look at Jaehyun. Is he watching me?, you wondered. I shouldn't.
Despite the fact you thought, "no", your eyes looked over to the right. There he was, writing on his paper, not glancing at the textbook one bit. He feels you watching him and looks at you, raising one eyebrow. You quickly looked away.
God dammit Y/N, you cringed. He probably caught me.
You sighed and looked at the questions on the paper. You flipped through the pages on the textbook, trying to find the answer.
"Where is it?", you muttered.
"Do you need help?"
You looked at your right, seeing Jaehyun looking at you. He smiled, "I learned this already back in Korea so, I can help you a bit. What number are you on?"
"I'm on number ten"
He takes his paper and flips it to the front. He's already almost finished?, you watched him, impressed.
"Ah, number ten. Okay Y/N, the answer is on page 577. It's about..."
"Oh! That makes sense now", you smiled. "Thank you"
He returned the smile, "You're welcome"
Jaehyun's POV
"Okay class, the bell is about to ring soon. Please pack up. Those who didn't finished will have to finish it at home for homework." Your teacher takes off her glasses.
I pushed the paper inside my textbook and placed the textbook in my case. I looked over at Taeyong, who was stretching. I was coming over to him until I heard Y/N call my name.
"Jaehyun? Can I have a minute with you please?" she said.
I came back towards her.
"Have you seen a locket? It has a small keyhole and the locket itself is about this small", she made a hand motion. "It has a small but long chain which keeps it held up, like a necklace". Y/N said worriedly.
"Ah, no. I haven't. I can help look for it though"
She looked happy for a second, but quickly changed her expression. "Oh! You don't have to. Thank you though", she gave me a reassuring smile.
"Oh, okay. I'll see you around", I walked towards Taeyong, who was waiting for me.
"What took you so long?", he questioned me.
"Don't worry about it," I said. "Actually, Taeyong. I have something to do after school so, I'll see you tomorrow".
"Sure, go ahead. I'll see you later"
I walked ahead, out in the front of the school, towards my house. I held my bag behind my shoulders.
"A locket, huh?"
I touched my neck, which holds a necklace, taking the necklace by its strings and pulled it forward.
I held the small bronze-colored object into my hands. Inside my hands, was a key.
"Is she the one?"
(A/N: HELLO EVERYONEEE I hope you liked this Chapter. Sorry if my writing skills are rusty as hell. I tried my best. Sorry for the cliffhanger too, haha. I honestly free-handed the whole thing so even I don't know what's going to happen. However...is Jaehyun really the promised boy?)
Chapter 2
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