#ooooomg

[willowser]

Rival himbo ceo touching himself in his office after a meeting with you, only for you to barge in and ruin his orgasm lol he mocked in the meeting infront of the staffs, so you came by to chew him out but..you caught him jerking off bye...

i'm trying to catch up on my older asks before answering new ones but i saw this today while walking out of work and haven't been the same since

[rowanisawriter]

on tuesday im becoming god

[aninternetwindow]

I JUST WATCHED 7 AND 8 OF FIONNA AND CAKE IM LIVING I NEED TO DRAW RN I NEED RO DO FANART I'LL DIE IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS IF I DON'T DO FANART RIGHT NOW

[elfgremlin]

the worst thing about being the sibling that does everything for everyone in the sibling clan is that YOU plan and take care of anything that happens to ur parents, not ur siblings

[woollyjumperimcold]

you don't understand like I'm actually obsessed about bob odenkirk and ayo edebiri's little crossover!!!!!!

[hwajin]

posting hella tags in my previous post only for the cb trailer to drop now 😔

[deathsweetblossoms]

The setup in HOFAS for ACOTAR 6 is, like, a work of art 🫢

[wrecking]

thinking abt may 6th, 1998 build pokemon 311 tonight. can i have him back, please. i love him

[cannoliparty]

but im a cheerleader had such a good soundtrack i think it made me cry for that reason alone

[alnilaem]

I'm inching ever closer to writing my own unhinged Simon or Konig fic and I solely blame you (also why am I now getting into price because of the fan art you reblogged)

omg do it!! there is never enough unhinged Simon! and i’d love to read it ❤️

[nadhie]

I THOUGHT THEY TOOK THE LYNELS OUT. I JUST CAME ACROSS MY FIRST ONE. IN THE DEPTHS. FUCK ME.

[anurarana]

I'm bleeding again dw about it but it reminded me of what I wanted to say the other day but then got distracted by my scrapped knee ok so the theme for the grad speeches this year was "time capsule" so like items that represented either the student giving the speech or my class as a whole and this one girl. Ok I really don't want to be mean I didn't know her that well but she seems nice she just. Her contribution was the lyrics of The Night Changes by One Direction. One direction lyrics. I can't I'm still laughing about it she read out those lyrics to a field of like 300 people I could never

[aninternetwindow]

GUYS OMG GUYS

90'S LEO'S BODY ACTOR LIKED MY POST :0

[birdstruck]

genuinely hate that the stupid plane movie makes me cry

[whatstheproblembaby]

I know I've seen some post on this topic go around before, but it bears repeating: episodic media is written in ARCS. Many frustrating or annoying situations are written that way ON PURPOSE to allow for growth or development! Grow some patience and let the story unfold in full before unilaterally deciding something is crap!

[sandyspaghettibag]

This month is so fucking unhinged. ME being the only employed friend in my friend group for the first time ever, not being able to listen to music from my phone because the bitch doesn't have a headphone jack, going absolutely buck wild in front of my supposed soon-to-be boyfriend as I BATTLE with myself about whether or not we're going to work out, my cousin getting his nudes extorted while I'm supposedly selling feet pics for 400 bucks a week?????? Bitch it's only the 7th omfg