#or dee and mac with db

[franollie]

i do sometimes wonder how the gang's chemistry and dynamics would shift if they actually did have to co-parent a baby because realistically none of them should have children. ever. but the idea of dropping a baby in the hands of five incredibly unqualified alcoholics is oh so very amusing to me

[gaydennisreynolds]

It's Always Sunny Season 3: A Recap in Crime

Be Hot Do Crime for It's Always Sunny Season 3 is COMPLETE! Let's look back on our crime stats:

Total Number of Crimes Committed: 54

FRANK: 17 crimes committed in season 3

Felonies: 9

Misdemeanors: 7

Summary Offenses: 1

Most Serious Crimes: Arson and Aggravated Assault

DENNIS: 13 crimes committed in season 3

Felonies: 4

Misdemeanors: 6

Summary Offenses: 3

Most Serious Crimes: Kidnapping, Aggravated Assault, and Breaking & Entering

MAC: 11 crimes committed in season 3

Felonies: 6

Misdemeanors: 2

Summary Offenses: 3

Most Serious Crimes: Kidnapping and Aggravated Assault

Felonies: 5

CHARLIE: 8 crimes committed in season 3

Felonies: 3

Misdemeanors: 3

Summary Offenses: 2

Most Serious Crime: Kidnapping

DEE: 5 crimes committed in season 3

Felonies: 2

Misdemeanors: 2

Summary Offenses: 1

Most Serious Crime: Aggravated Assault

Fun Facts about Crime in Season 3:

There were 2 more crimes commited in season 2 than in season 3.

Overall, the crimes were more serious this season; S3 contains 24 felonies, whereas S2 had 19 and S1 had 0.

For two episodes in this season, Mac surpassed Dennis for most crimes committed overall. Dennis has been in first place for overall criminal activty (aside from those two eps) since S2E1.

Although Dennis does commit more crimes overall than Mac, Mac committed more felonies this season.

Despite joining the gang in season 2, Frank has quickly surpassed Charlie and Dee for crimes committed. He is the #1 criminal of the season.

There were several actions that I would consider crimes this season that I could not figure out how to charge under Pennsylvania legal code, which may have artificially reduced the totals.

It still holds true that although Dee commits less crimes overall, she tends to commit more serious offenses when she does break the law.

TOTAL SERIES CRIME TALLY: DENNIS (32), MAC (30), FRANK (25), CHARLIE (24), DEE (19)

All crimes committed in season 3 under the cut.

FRANK

first degree felony for arson (building)

first degree felony for arson (well)

First degree felony for aggravated assault (setting dee on fire 1)

First degree felony for aggravated assault (setting dee on fire 2)

 third degree felony for aggravated animal cruelty (setting kittens on fire 1)

 third degree felony for aggravated animal cruelty (setting kittens on fire 2)

third degree felony for pimping

Ungraded felony for violating FLSA 

Ungraded felony for violating OSHA

1st degree misdemeanor for child endangerment (dangling a sword over DB)

2nd degree misdemeanor for vandalism (hotel room)

2nd degree misdemeanor for simple assault (shooting Doyle)

2nd degree misdemeanor for simple assault (drugging Charlie)

second degree misdemeanor for impersonating a police officer

third degree misdemeanor for petty theft (taking cash out of the jaywalker’s wallet)

ungraded misdemeanor for possession of Schedule I drug (acid)

summary offense for drinking in park (open container law)

DENNIS

first degree felony for kidnapping (party mansion guys)

first degree felony for aggravated assault (throwing party mansion guys off a roof)

first degree felony for breaking and entering (Ingrid’s office)

felony for possession with intent to distribute a schedule II drug 

first degree misdemeanor for child endangerment (dangling a sword over DB)

second degree misdemeanor for impersonating a police officer

third degree misdemeanor for first offense of prostitution

third degree misdemeanors for petty theft (taking cash out of the guy’s wallet)

third degree misdemeanors for petty theft (taking cash out of the guy’s wallet)

Ungraded misdemeanor for possession of a Schedule I drug (with the amount of weed he had he would probably get slapped with an intent to distribute but he doesn’t actually get caught, so)

summary offense for drinking in park (open container law)

Summary offense for public urination

Summary offense for criminal mischief (destroying Ingrid’s door)

MAC

first degree felony for kidnapping (party mansion guys)

first degree felony for aggravated assault (throwing party mansion guys off a roof)

third degree felony for auto theft

Ungraded felony for possession with intent to distribute a schedule II drug 

Ungraded felony for violating FLSA 

Ungraded felony for violating OSHA

first degree misdemeanor for child endangerment (painting DB while a sword is held above him)

second degree misdemeanor for vandalism (hotel room)

summary offense for drinking in park (open container law)

Summary Offense for littering (throwing Big Gulp in alleyway)

Summary offense for public urination

CHARLIE

first degree felony for kidnapping (taking Dumpster Baby for ransom)

second degree felony for arson (exploding cop car)

felony for possession with intent to distribute a schedule II drug 

first degree misdemeanor for child endangerment (dangling a sword over DB)

second degree misdemeanor for retail theft (2nd offense)

second degree misdemeanor for vandalism (hotel room)

summary offense for drinking in park (open container law)

Summary offense for retail theft (first offense)

DEE

first degree felony aggravated assault (beating up the masturbating alley guy)

felony for possession with intent to distribute a schedule II drug 

first degree misdemeanor for child endangerment (painting DB while a sword is held above him)

first degree misdemeanor for theft (double dropping between $200 - $2,000)

summary offense for drinking in park (open container law)

[noellawrites]

Dumpster Baby - Charlie Kelly x reader

You were almost, but not quite, late for your shift. Philly traffic could be a bitch sometimes, and your car wasn’t exactly a speed machine. Luckily you pulled into Paddy’s just as the clock struck 4.

“Hey, guys, I’m— what the fuck is that?” You gasped as you walked through the door.

Your eyes fixed on a tiny baby in a carrier sitting on top of the bar between Mac and Dee. You walked over and picked the baby up with ease, propping him up on your hip.

“It’s a dumpster baby. Dennis found it out back an hour ago and we’ve been trying to figure out what to do with it,” Mac explained.

All of a sudden, the side door opened to Frank and Charlie, who were arguing about a paternity test. Charlie looked over to you, eyes growing as big as saucers. Seeing you holding a baby stirred up something primal within him.

“Well you can’t just put him back into the foster care system. It’s a vicious cycle, you know,” you explained, “I’ll take care of him, just until you figure out what to do with him. I’ve always wanted to be a mom.”

Your last line echoed in Charlie’s brain over and over until he blurted out, “I-I can help you!”

“Really, Charlie? That would be great!” you exclaimed as Charlie walked closer to you.

“Did you guys name him?” you asked your two idiot bosses.

“Uh...” Dee and Mac looked at each other, “DB?”

“That is so stupid,” you laughed, “what about Patrick?”

-

“Charlie, where are you? It’s almost midnight and the baby has to go to sleep. Call me back,” you huffed into the phone, angrily pressing the ‘end call’ button.

You looked in the mirror, dark circles under your eyes from virtually no sleep. Taking care of a baby ended up being a lot more than you’d bargained for.

Your apartment door opened and you rushed over to see who it was, your eyes falling on a very disgusting and dirty Charlie, Patrick strapped to his front in a baby carrier.

“Where the fuck have you been, it’s way past Patrick’s bedtime!” You yelled.

“Woah, woah. Patrick’s fine, he was just helping daddy Charlie with some... scavenging. Don’t worry, he was strapped to my back the whole time,” Charlie reassured.

“Charlie you smell like shit. Were you dumpster diving? With the baby?”

“He’s fine, don’t sweat it,” Charlie said, passing an equally smelly Patrick to you.

“Jesus christ Charlie, go take a shower,” you fumed.

-

You had spent the past 45 minutes washing up Patrick, cleaning up his dirty diaper, and putting rash cream on. You were angry to say the least, especially when Charlie was the one who volunteered to assist in the first place.

You heard Charlie turn your shower off. A few seconds passed before he came out, towel wrapped around his waist. You were so angry that you had to look away from his very attractive, very tempting happy trail.

“Charlie, you said you wanted to help, but all you’ve done is fuck things up! I just spent 45 minutes cleaning up the dirtiest baby I have ever seen!” you cried.

“I didn’t let anything happen to him!” Charlie defended.

“You didn’t change his diaper for six hours, Charlie! He had two loads of shit in there!” you yelled.

“Wait, what?” Charlie said, appearing confused.

“What?”

“What do you mean ‘diaper’?”

“Diaper as in the thing wrapped around their crotch that you have to change whenever it starts smelling bad and the baby starts crying,” you explained.

“I didn’t—“

“You didn’t what, Charlie? You didn’t know babies shit themselves and we have to clean up after them? God, I don’t think I can do this anymore,” you sighed, putting Patrick in his crib then sitting down on your couch.

“I-I’m sorry (y/n). I didn’t know. Everything smells bad when I’m dumpster diving. I’ll try to change his diaper next time,” Charlie suggested.

Upon realizing that you were crying into your own hands, Charlie sat down next to you and began rubbing your back comfortingly.

“I know you love Patrick. I’m sorry for being a fuckup. I just wanna be a good dad. I’ll take him to my apartment tonight if you want some sleep.”

You looked up at your kind co-worker with tear-stricken eyes.

“Let’s keep him here for tonight, okay? But you can stay here, if you want. And you can wake up and feed Patrick when he starts crying.”

“Deal, mommy.” Charlie said, chuckling.

“Don’t you dare call me that.”

[mhaccunoval]

How do you think each of the gang would be looking after kids? (Either on their own or with another )

ok so this is prob gonna be a mix of canon portrayals n my own thoughts:

• charlie - soft. baby with baby (if it's a baby). i mean with older kids (or tommy at least) he gets fed up easily when they challenge him and he'd probably as much of a sensory overload as a toddler he's watching. [dad au is essentially him being soft with a baby and putting up with everyone else's shit]

• mac - i imagine he's grown from the straight- man-&-woman-parenting dynamic. i mean he's dumb and probably wouldn't be a great dad / caretaker but in the least he's grown. would probably still try to teach the kid how to fight and if it isn't his kid, the parents are prob like "????"

• dee - terrible. everyone expects her to be good because she's a woman but no. she was alright with DB but also. she tried to get him tanned and let mac put shoe polish(?) on him. glad we don't know if she would have been bad with ""barnabas"" or not

• dennis - we still don't know about north dakota!!! but one of the moments from ddl makes me think that he'd be kinda soft (+ goes to the water park too). probably emotionless mostly but still wanting the best. then again. maybe he'd snap as much as he snaps at the gang

• frank - we know he's awful. periodt

[oysters-aint-for-me]

an incomplete list of guest characters i want to see come back to always sunny

Special Agent Jack Bauer

Peter Nincompoop

“Dylan Toback”/“Catfish” (I’m not sure we learned her real name)

That one mob guy that thought Mac had beautiful hands 

Bill Ponderosa’s goth son

Dr. Motherfuckin Jinx

Country Mac (I know he’s dead but I can dream)

Terrell, the gay night club promoter/musical theater actor 

The kid on the basketball team that wore flipflops to practice and gave Dennis a diet soda 

Byron the truck driver who’s into lot lizards

Dottie/“Dee,” the UPS driver (or whatever) who likes mojitos

The guy that worked at the morgue that likes yogurt up his ass 

DB the dumpster baby all grown up

Ernesto, the passionate man that read Dee’s diary to Charlie and then robbed the Reynolds mansion 

“Donovan McNabb”/“Tiger Woods” 

Chase Utley (but only if Mac gets to kiss him)

[farmsmmorg]

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The Dell XPS 13 sports a 1920 x 1080p screen.Īt 286 nits, the Pro is dimmer than the XPS 13 (356 nits), but brighter than the average of 251 nits and the Samsung Book 9 Plus (213 nits).īased on our measurements, Apple's notebook is capable of displaying only 87.3 percent of the sRGB color gamut. The Acer Aspire S7, for instance, has a 2560 x 1440p panel, and the Samsung Book 9 Plus has a 3200 x 1800p display. However, other notebook makers have followed suit and, in some cases, surpassed Apple. Intel recently launched its Core M processor, which the chipmaker reckons will allow notebook makers to create "razor-thin, fanless designs with the optimal blend of beauty, performance and battery life".Click to EnlargeApple was the first to usher in Retina-level displays, and the 2014 MacBook Pro delivers more of the same (good) thing with its 13-inch 2560 x 1600-pixel panel.

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If they do, it's almost certain that a subtle upgrade won't be on the cards. If you're considering buying a new MacBook, you may be wondering whether to take the plunge now, or wait for the possibility of upgraded (or even completely redesigned) machines arriving later in the year. Available to download from the App Store, they include 64-bit versions of iPhoto, iMovie, Garageband, Pages and Numbers. Like all new Macs, the 13-inch models come with a copy of OS X 10.9 Mavericks pre-installed, which includes Apple's updated iLife suite of multimedia and productivity apps geared toward content creation. This is especially so, as the high-end version is now the only machine in the line-up configurable with dedicated Nvidia graphics. As always, you'll have to opt for the 15-inch MacBook Pro to get your hands on even more power.

[titeknots]

June 2020 Show on 1BTN

Here’s my 3 hour show from 1BTN in June. Due to the COVID19 restrictions it was recorded in my studio and broadcast on June 10th in my usual slot - 5-8pm on the 2nd Wednesday of the month.

https://www.mixcloud.com/1btn/titeknots-10062020/

-TRACKLIST-

Kingsley Ibeneche - My Freedom

Autarkic - The Exploiter

Dreya Mac - Skippin’

Nelson Of The East - Draw Me

Astral Travel - You Are From This Planet (Khaleb Edit)

Greymatter - Real Bad Manners

Shakarchi & Stranéus - Mogadishu (Axel Boman Mogadishu-Dubb)

Lukas Nystrand von Unge - Alone & Blue (Sune’s Baby P Edit)

Lee Clarke - No Shaman

Nídia - Tarraxo do Guetto (ft. Gamboa)

Pa Salieu - Betty

Mario Swagga & DJ Silia - Tungi Noma

Osunlade - Spanish Lake

Kamaal Williams - One More Time

Footshooter - Lay (ft. Natty Wylah)

Alex R - The Drums Pt. 3

Barker - Utility

K148 - Air Unlimited

Hiatt dB - 6 O’Clock Rock

Carlos Nilmmns - Late Nights In Neon Lights

EMS Synthi 100 - Movement 3

Alien D - Breath

Simon Hinter - Lifestreams

The Beat Koropration ft. Malice & Mario Sweet - Purple Thoughts (Kaytronik’s International Dub)

Swordman Kitala & K-Lone - Malanga Ja

Nicolette - Waking Up (Remix)

Man Tear - Love Me Now (Pedrodollar Love Me Now-Dubb)

Dee-Lite - Try Me On… I’m Very You

Osunlade - Amnesia

Ciel - Chug Of Passion

Sandra St. Victor - At My Spheres (Funkineven Remix)

Angel Bat Dawid - Transition East

TAH - Track 09

Ilana Bryne - Lemme C U Squiggle

DJ Delish - Mega

Murder He Wrote - I Got U

LA Kena - Velocity

thatmanmonkz - Freaks N Prophets (PPF’s Magic Freak Rub)

Kush Jones - Barebelly

Gilbert Cohen & Ariel Kalma - Tribu Sauvage (Glib R Late Night Mix)

The El Michels Affair - Hipps

Billy Bruner - Sweetness

Cymande - The Message

Robin Richards - Cofi

Les McCann and Eddie Harris - Compared To What

[gaydennisreynolds]

Be Hot Do Crime: Season 3, Episode 1 - The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby

Total Number of Shirts Worn By Dennis: 5

Total Number of Crimes Committed: 8

CHARLIE: 2

1st degree felony for kidnapping (taking DB for ransom)

1st degree misdemeanor for child endangerment

MAC: 2

1st degree misdemeanor for child endangerment

summary offense for littering (throwing Big Gulp in alleyway)

DENNIS: 2

1st degree misdemeanor for child endangerment

Ungraded misdemeanor for possession of a Schedule I drug (with the amount of weed he had he would probably get slapped with an intent to distribute if we're being real. but he doesn’t actually get caught, so)

DEE AND FRANK - one crime each, 2 total

1st degree misdemeanor for child endangerment

Best Shirt: I love his stupid “impressing the hippies” fit, 5 o’clock shadow included. He put his whole pussy into this outfit and I love that for him. The "kind bud" is part of the outfit btw

Episode Rating (on hot/crime metrics ONLY): I LOVE getting to see Dennis in something other than his usual wardrobe in this ep, and the crime is diverse and plentiful. A solid 9/10.

TOTAL SERIES CRIME TALLY: DENNIS (21), MAC (21), CHARLIE (18), DEE (15), FRANK (10)

All outfits worn by Dennis under the cut, in order of cuteness, with commentary.

I love this preppy boy sweater getup and I sure hope he wears it again in future eps this season where it isn't outshined by an iconic griftfit (grifting outfit)

He only wears this outfit do to acid in, which is so iconic. I wish we could see it from a different angle.

Another awesome hippy fit + smile :)

And, finally, I regret to inform you that I do consider this an outfit. And it's fucking terrible. The seashell necklace stays ON during sex