#or did dave set up a camera that miraculously survived and made sure it said SWEET CATCH when it filmed dirk landing | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

attachablepenis · 1 year

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its completely unrealistic to believe that baby dirk, fresh off his meteor, was able to both not drown and somhow climb up into his bros old apartment

alpha dave setting up a wile e coyote giant baseball mitt and catapult contraption to catch and fling limp neck dirk to safety IS however completely believable and in character

#youre trying to tell me rose DIDNT tell dave about his ectobro living in water world #and dave giving himself an ulcer trying to figure out how to make sure this future baby doesnt DROWN #he WOULD come up with this and rose would hate that it works #alpha dave strider #dirk strider #homestuck #does dirk know what the contraption was for??#does he think its just one of his bros old ironic art installations??#or did dave set up a camera that miraculously survived and made sure it said SWEET CATCH when it filmed dirk landing #and dirk has to live with that knowledge #i desperately need to know

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