#orig.

[useless-greek]

σκυτρωποφανής, -ες, sad-looking, Orig.

[watermirror]

the vaguely racist way arknights talks about sargon and sargonians is fucking crazy i’m sorry

[t00thpasteface]

here's something stupid: the catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!

[dusty21134]

me: these are my friends!!!

them: yeah! you're my friend :)

me, every time: huh whuh??? your FRieedn??? Friend with me????? likes me????

[butt-berry]

Beach trip

[soysaucecas]

so you know how the first use of mansplain was on a spn livejournal comment

[snsnsuo]

rise is always fun to rewatch for me because of its attention to design details. these screenshots are from the bug busters episode. look at his battle shell: we see in these shots that it's designed to be flexible and not constraining for his movement

if you ever held a mango cut like this, you'll get the idea of how donnie's battle shell works

[tacticalgrandma]

Wyll Ravengard making fun of Astarion for saying “agog” and then busting out “randy.” I love this man so much.

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[babyboy-angel]

any prince looking for a knight? i swear i'll serve you so well (will fuck you until your sheets are soaked, your legs numb, until you're covered in bite marks and scratches, will make you cum until you physically can't anymore, will send you lustful gazes in public and grope your ass in empty corridors, will make you scream until you lose your voice)

[noster-tempus]

This was an interesting read, and I particularly want to highlight this comment by Marta:

I also recently did a set of workshops in DDS about so-called “executive functioning” skills, noting, as you have, that they are really only compulsory for people with less power in a relationship — I’m expected to be on time, but my doctor, for whom I wait sometimes hours in a nightmare of a waiting room, is not. Also, anyone who can hire someone to do their executive functioning for them, or better yet get it done free by a spouse or family member (usually a wife or mother), isn’t required to have these “skills” and can be freed up to go make art or design things in non-linear, iterative ways.

[velociraptorsaurusrex]

newt & hermann + tumblr text posts and one (1) tweet

[watermirror]

in a better world. this could be saileach and outcast

[t00thpasteface]

tips for writing realistic sibling interactions:

[butt-berry]

Absol and friends 🌖

[dnpbeats]

im sooooo normal about this actually like the most normal anyone has ever been (x)