Ai, to Funatsu: We got your lunch!
Orin: Crud, I forgot to buy cigarettes for you and Marco.
Ai: Now you remember-- wait, you’re not old enough to buy any.
Orin: No, the little gas stations don’t even card you. There’s one right off the beltway, but we didn’t go back that way.
Ai: What’re you talking about? That one cards you, they carded me.
Orin: Was it the blind guy?
Ai: Yeah?
Orin: He’ll always card you, go on the days when he’s not working there.
Ai: How on Earth would I know what day he’s not working there?
Orin: When you go by car, you’ll know.
Ai: Now, where is he? The food’s gonna get cold. Hello?!
Orin: What if he’s taking care of Lady Omekata?
Ai: Good one.
Orin: Were there this many scuffs on the tatami before we left...?
Ai: Oh my God, what happened? Wait, his laptop’s open out here!
Orin: Is that usual?
Ai: Uhh-- Oh God, not with 20 porn tabs open!
Orin: Literally 20??
Ai: One, two, three... sixteen.
Orin: Who needs that much porn at once?
Ai: People with more problems than they’re willing to admit. Every tab’s a different fetish site too.
Orin: Like what...?
Ai: Uhh... JigglyJihadists.com, BelowTheBorderLatinas.net, AsianGirlDynasty.org...
Orin: I didn’t think the second-in-command would be into such... racially charged porn...
Ai: I didn’t think he would be into adult women at all... Wait!
Orin: Oh God, what...?
Ai: After those there’s a bunch of... MILFdaycare.com, KidnappedBabysitters.html... BarelyLegal.gov, and AlmostLegal.co.jp...?
Orin: I’ve heard of “barely legal” what on Earth is--
Ai: Holy shit, too young!!
Orin: What, is she 16-- Oh God, that kind of too young!!
Ai: The Russian roulette of internet history!
Orin: Are we in the system now...?
Ai: I’m not a lawyer, how the fuck should I know?!
Orin: We only looked for a second! Five second rule, right?
Ai: That’s for food on the floor not child porn!
Orin: Oh my God...
To my mutuals, I present the Mirai Nikki McDonald's Alignment Chart: Supporting Characters Edition!
Still a bitch to put them all in place, but I finally finished the Mirai Nikki cast. I admit some of this placements are questionable, but I did the best I could with the on-hand knowledge I have of them. Feel free to leave your critics on the placements.