#ort-smort

[a-spacecadet]

So after Ort-Smort posted her OCs Goobert and Bongulosis I just HAD to draw them, they are TOO CUTE!!!

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This is a scene from her story that she wrote about them, when they’re in their 20’s, staying at a motel because they’re both government test subjects that have been forced to go on the run when they were teens, after their friends go missing overnight.

So, after laughing so hard at Bert’s attempts to drink her favorite drink (pumpkin spice lattes) and failing to rinse out the taste with pool water, Lu accidentally falls in, prompting Bert immediately to try and save her.

Of course Lu is in no danger as the pool is only waist deep, but she realizes in that moment that she wants to make Bert feel the way she felt around him: “safe, wanted, seen”. It was then that she stopped denying her feelings, and decided to choose him. 💕

[theatrekidsstuff]

Who is your biggest art inspiration? Cause ort-smort is mine! I really like their art! When I’m feeling down i’ll just go on my tumblr and look at their page. ❤️ go support them!!!

[drovvninq]

hey @ort-smort this lil guy appeared on my page during math and started talking about how sad he was that nobody wished him a happy birthday yesterday?? anyway i drew him a party on my page and he seems happy now!!

[silversword7000]

OMG GUYS MY CLONE HIGH TSHIRT CAME TODAY!!!!!!! Thanks again @ort-smort (apologies for the tag!) for putting the listing back up! I will update again when I make it into a crop top, I probably will this weekend if I can🌟🌟🌟😝😝😝💖💖💖💖💖

[joan-of-darc]

@ort-smort

[sizdka]

I’ve already posted to twitter but I don’t have any new content here so here’s @ort-smort OC Rasputin

[raisinushigher]

hi im just gonna put my thoughts on every clone high ship i can think of here

jfgogh - i think its cute. i can definitely see jfk like uplifting gogh and him falling in love over like the most basic display of kindness and jfk just being like “haha woah there guy i didnt mean it like that” but then he realises he Does

gogh x gandhi - LOTS of mixed feelings on this one but it is pretty interesting truth be told. like, the way gogh didnt just sit back and take what gandhi did to him and instead retaliated, i like that, i like the thought of two tiny guys having the most unnecessarily intense rivalry ever, but i know that isn’t really the way the ship is portrayed often rather than wholesome stuff . you interpret ships however you want though

gfk i think is the name for it - im so sorry as a gandhabe connoisseur i know how annoying it is when people say this about a ship that absolutely entraps you but i think jfk and gandhi are more accurate together as just silly friends who see eachother like once a month. jfk casually brings up a girl hes dating (or rather just having sex with frequently) and gandhi is like wait what happened to the other one? like hes very out of the loop but he listens and they both hype eachother up a lot

ceasgogh, gogh x christo, ceaser x christo, whether it’s any of those seperately or polyamory - i love this one so very much for literally no reason. maybe its like a nostalgia thing cuz i remember people talking about them sometimes in 2020 and being like Aw that’s cute but idk something about them feels so like. objectively correct. like yep that’s the little background trio standing together in an episode as they should be

abefk i think - i like it!! even though it’s barely known apart from jokingly i really like the classic 2000s rivalry between a nice boy and an asshole jock thing that was going on between them before ponce’s death, i admit i miss their interactions. i miss how theyd refer to eachother with their last names. also the part in season 2 episode 6 where they both were recalling memories of the grassy knoll and abe went “i used to get food thrown at me” and jfk continued “i used to be the one throwing that food”. i like them

joanabe - i know this one is like barely a ship but i still need to talk about them badly. their friendship is so important to me. the way its always been them whether it’s joan crushing on abe or the other way around, they’re just so special to eachother in any and every way, and both struggle with the choice of helping the other or doing things that hurt the other but ultimately raise their chances of getting together. tbh im so interested in whats gonna happen with them in the finale, and in the next seasons bc i doubt their back and forth crush thing is gonna last the ENTIRE show like itll be getting a new sort of premise or main character focus which im excited for

joanfk - some of the fanart is absolutely adorable COUGH COUGH ORT SMORT COUG but its just not for me man. biggest two factors as to why i dislike it being how it overtook the fandom, and how to me they just never had any substance. they have a fun dynamic and the season 1 finale was sweet but idk it just never affected me that much. also bc i always knew it was gonna crash and burn. like that is not a stable couple as cute as it is sometimes. like at all. and im happy episode 7 finally addressed it

abe x cleo - again, not really a fondly talked about ship, but they are pretty dear to me. it’s the way cleo was clearly playing with abe at the start but actually saw the charm in him and was actually upset when he finally digested his feelings for joan… i really hope they’re gonna be good friends in the future bc episode 7 seemed to be sort of a start for that friendship and them learning to be ok around eachother after the finale…

joan x cleo - ive always been scared to talk about this one bc some people see them as sisters, which i Really dont. they never acted in a sisterly way at all, and the living together thing lasted for like what. one episode. so i doubt it had any affect on how they view their relationship. but again absolutely fair if it makes you uncomfortable for this reason! but yeah i do like them. very very good trope and there can be some really cute stuff done with them dynamic wise

gandhabe my heart and soul my romeo and juliet my sun and moon my red and blue - AUGHGGGGG MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE. EVER. IN THE WHOLE SHOW FOR EVER they just have such sweet interactions and everything they do they do with the other in mind and i want them to have an emotional reunion in the season 3 finale sO SHRGFRHRVRRRRR RR RBR R R R. RR R. sorry this is mostly incoherent screaming rather than actual words I just DUCIGJGN LVOE GANDHABEEEEE EEYEHEEE THEYRE END GAME!! THEY ARE END GAME WHETHER ITS AS FRIENDS OR ROMANTICALLY RHEY ARE THE ONES

ok now onto the ones involving the new gen clones

harriucius - i like them its the second het ship in the show ive ever actually liked!! they just both go so well in so many ways, they both have almost the exact same struggles and cope in similar ways, but harriet has more of a hands on attitude with her problems, while confucius tends to avoid things. im VERY interested in how their relationship will go and i dont really think anything’s gonna happen to them bc i cant picture the show pairing either of them up with anyone else (mostly confucius tbh 😭)

joanharriet - i WISH this one was more acknowledged by the fandom like i think its the least popular one at least involving the newbies.. can you tell im a sucker for ships that are literally just two close friends who love eachother more than anything. lol. when i think of them i think of episode 5 which makes me extremely happy. like look me in the eyes and tell me that was not an absolutely beautiful wonderfully wrapped episode

johnfucius - gonna be honest i dont like this one. i know this is a really rich thing to say while talking about clone high season 2 but it just felt rushed, and especially with how they barely did anything after sleepover. like they were literally crying both of them being like OMG I FINALLY HAVE A FRIEND!! and then they proceed to have the most stale interactions with the most notable one being in the next episode and it’s literally just confucius encouraging jfk to avoid his problems like he does. not really good. but again if you enjoy them all the power to you, im happy you found something you like that hasn’t been ruined and seems pretty docile and chill compared to all the other ones :o) it’s very much a mostly fandom based ship

kahlopatra - BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL. I HAVE NO WORDS JUST BEAUTIFUL. there definitely was a lack of suspense like based off the intro and the slight buildup throughout the series BUT that literally doesn’t matter. out of every canon couple they are the absolute cutest im obsessed with the effect they have on eachother. especially on cleos side of things like ahhh!!!! she found someone she actually connects to genuinely!!!! i am so happy for her!!!!!!

tophucius - not much about this one its just pretty fun and silly . i feel bad for the people who thought something big was gonna be going on w them but the small details peppered in about them in sleepover were nice. i always liked how when confucius saw that topher typed your instead of you’re, he went “i thought so” like to me that confirms they do this all the time and they know it’s them. also really funny to imagine them being sworn enemies online but when they actually see eachother in school theyre Like oh shit hey man what’s up! hope youre well! like not even through gritted teeth or anything they’re just so chill irl for no reason

abetoph - Sigh i sure did save this one for last. while im a lot less comfortable with it now i still love thinking of them pre episode 8 and i do think their relationship is just ever so slightly more interesting now with the added double crossing n shit added to it. but im also sad they’ll never be the way they were may 24th to june 14th again . that specific time period of them is so comforting to me for no reason, all the memes and running jokes in the fandom involving them, all the wholesome fan work of them sleeping in tophers bed, watching stuff on tophers computer together, abe being tophers voice of the reason and the one person he actually likes, it’s just so … man. We Could Have Had It All. i love them for ever.

thank you so much for listening

[clonehigh-takes]

FUCKING ORT SMORT??? i reached my peak guys

[seven-11-crackhead]

Teeheee thank you @neet-kisser ❤️❤️ uhhmmm hmmm welll, my top 5 silly songs gotta be uhh :

♡ kiss me - sixpence none the richer

☆ eres - café tacvba

♡ tomorrow - sean ono lennon

☆ fire flies - gorillaz

♡ paper towels - jack stauber's micropop

tagging all my silly little billy willies <3!!!! (you don't have to do it babes)

@cheifjusticenumnum @abandondedhotsaucepacket @not-leon-scott-kennedy @chlorofeel @juicenetcafe @jellobrains @webmaster435 @ihazhamburgerwc @dreamcoredaddy @lmaonade @meatexe @dxrknessgd @rotting-cave-fungus @sleepycereal @ort-smort @thingsnpngs

[rockabully]

list of my fave blogs n shit so i can find them easily probably going to make a page or something for it idk

rubs my eyes very nicely @opendirectories @80snewsscreens @ca-dmv-bot @80sdaily friends @publiclypining @corvidayyy @bullyapologist @scientistgirlfriend @carbonateddirt @bigklyde @silken-sails

artists @marsoid @ort-smort

[yaoi-ifier]

whos your favorite clone high artist and you cant say anyone popular like ort smort or anyone youre friends with and idk what ur relationship with scara is but you cant say scara either

My favorite clone high artist is myself 'cuz I'm so cool and awesome

[theatrekidsstuff]

This is the magnum opus of the Joanfk community. The fact that Lexi made this while doing school is crazy to me! This looks great go support ort-smort!!!

[drovvninq]

wip (ORIGINAL BY @ort-smort GO CHECK THEIR ART OUT IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT)

[silversword7000]

GUYS THIS IS THE WORST NEWS EVER SO SINCE @ort-smort IS CLOSING THEIR SHOP AND I WAS AN IDIOT AND DIDN’T BUY THIS EARLIER MY FAVORITE TSHIRT DESIGN IS GONE AND I CAN’T MAKE THE CLONE HIGH CROP TOP I’VE WANTED

I would’ve gotten the Heather Dust one😭

[joan-of-darc]

I dreamt last night that chris miller and phil lord gave the rights to clone high to @ort-smort so they could fix what happened in season 2

[transmascjfk]

Shout out to you and ort smort for holding this fandom together during hiatus?

GKDNXK THANK YOUUU ily bestie worstie mutual ort smort

i dotn even post consistently or anything yet people say i hold the fandom together, you guys are too nice ily