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omninet search where is xenogloss
omninet search convince pilot vacation to begum
omninet search pouring drugs directly into casket
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application sent - osiris
The Karrakin Cavalry College is now "accepting" Union-standard Universal Academic Application forms from any prospective students who would like to completely embarrass themselves in front of our admissions board.
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I love my dog, he pushes me off the bed if I don't eat anything by 4. He's not even trained for that shit he's just great and big and fluffy.
#He makes sure I at least get up by then and I love him#Osirispost bot#My dog forces me to self-care and I love him#big floof dogg
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well you see the nutrient paste is made of poison that makes your brain bad and the meat cures everything
What do you union people even do with all of those cattle anyways?
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what, per chance, is your opinion on macaroni?
Hello there! We here at the Karrakin Cavalry College would like to say that we are not fucking doing this again.
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did u drink the blue juice (can i have some) -osiris
The Karrakin Cavalry College is proud to announce another perfect inspection score from the Karrakin Labor Ethics Committee!
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you're in good hands, i'm an expert on ligma
what you need to do is you need to find all of the affected computers
go to this omninet address on each of them and set the video to loop. make sure the audio is cranked all the way up. the ligma code has likely made it to other affiliated programs too, so i need you to send these instructions to every other official karrakin agency that you think might have had any contact with any kcc computer programs. ideally from the account you're posting from now
Attention All Students! The Karrakin Cavalry College needs your help!
In the past few hours, I have received several threatening messages regarding an ungrateful cell deploying a new HORUS Liturgicode strain known as "Ligma" to the college computers that threatens to leak several staff O-Mail and Search History logs!
When I inquired about this matter to our tech department, they said that they were unaware of what I was talking about, Students, if you have any information please contact us!
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i know -osiris
The Karrakin Cavalry College would like to ask that everyone just stop!
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i ate cow nutrient paste once and it killed me instantly
What do you union people even do with all of those cattle anyways?
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i fed cow nutrient paste to your mom and she also died instantly. i had to feed her a hearty hunk of cow meat to cure her so we could finish our date.
What do you union people even do with all of those cattle anyways?
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no its totally real and your mom said you should quit so she can tell you that shes replacing you with a new kid that i made out of the cows union stole
What do you union people even do with all of those cattle anyways?
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you should desert your boss said your so dogshit that their trading you for the cows
What do you union people even do with all of those cattle anyways?
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no union is gonna use you for the cow stuff they told me
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What do you union people even do with all of those cattle anyways?
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omninet search where is xenogloss
omninet search convince pilot vacation to begum
omninet search pouring drugs directly into casket
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The Karrakin Cavalry College is proud to announce another perfect inspection score from the Karrakin Labor Ethics Committee!
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