#otp: polycrew

[xxdreamersdesirexx]

Kissing the midnight crew headcanons:

Slick: makes you do initiate and do the work, sloppy but passionate kisser, surprisingly easy to fluster, bitey.

Droog: aggressive, methodical kisser. Practiced, intense and in charge. Handsy but a gentleman.

Boxcars: careful and sweet with his kisses. Butterfly kisses and a million little kisses all over you.

Deuce: shy at first but demanding once the ice is broken. Affectionate and involved and flirtatious.

Bonus:

Snowman: ruthless, possessive, demanding in charge. Grabby and insistent.

[bambiilooloooo]

002 for odysseus from epic? :)

omg an ask about my cat!!!

(for this btw)

How I feel about him:

he's my favourite solo main character - in anything - ever. odysseus is also just the most main character ever. his arc is not smth that you see in media at all and it makes perfect sense for him and it's written great. i don't have coherent ways to express my thoughts on him but he's like a stress ball to me if that makes sense

People I ship romantically with him:

her name is penelope and fun fact: she is his wife!! and ik diomedes is only mentioned in epic but i do love odydio/odydiopen

don't really care for any other ships but i've seen some great polycrew art!!

My non-romantic OTP:

him and polites. ody's got great dynamics with every character but come on.

My unpopular opinion with him:

dunno if i have any. this is a minority but i've seen some ppl say he hates eurylochus tho and hard disagree. their dynamic in epic is amazing and so perfectly nuanced ok? i love them

One thing I wish would happen / had happened:

i NEED to see his sister and their dynamic. i will not be normal about this. i don't wanna toot my own horn but i think i cooked with this post i made on their reunion and i just need something with them in canon AAAH

My OTP:

penelope and her husband

My cross over ship:

i don't have any and the first character that came to my mind was sun wukong. i wanted another popular hero figure from literature and sun wukong is my guy. and honestly they would slay so hard together

A headcanon fact:

he carves his and penelope's name into the wood all over the ship like a middle schooler

thanks for the ask, i love talking about this guy

[you-hate-time-travel]

HEEEEEEARTS BOXCARS !? (EYES TWINKLE!)

Hey........ *eyes twinkle back*

favorite thing about them

What isn't there to love. However for this one i'll answer the fact that he usually rips vault doors off their hinges. .....that's the best thing i can think of. Ooh also that he's a fucking asshole

least favorite thing about them

the big dark hole where his canon personality should be............ i guess he's just. big? really angry? shrug... :(

favorite line

"You tell Slick to get his scrawny ass to the vault. It's goddamn bedlam down here. You tell him you asked Deuce for backup but surprise surprise he's nowhere to be found. Big surprise, you tell him. You tell him that was sarcasm. He says he knows."

YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL etc. etc.

brOTP

the entire crew 🔥🔥🔥🔥 they hate eachother. they couldnt survive without eachother. they fight all the time. they're the only people they know they can trust. TEN MILLION EXPLOSIONS FOREVER

OTP

i don't really do OTPs so i'll just answer with ships i like Lots. ummm uhh. polycrew ... <333 also hbpi. and hbss. and a few others. Multishipper extraordinaire

nOTP

This is hard... uhhh. I guess i don't have one lol.

random headcanon

I've talked about it be4 but i think he really enjoys listening to radio dramas n shit... huhuhu

unpopular opinion

i. don't have any lol

song i associate with them

...my axe by insane clown posse

favorite picture of them

he's so fucked up

(here's my two favourite brutes, as an extra)

[groggygrimalkin]

die 06 for the ask game. Also spades slick

YEASSSS okay this is gonna be long since it's two characters but let's get into it!!

So first Die

favorite thing about them

He's a lanky grown ass man who looks like would shriek if I tapped him on the shoulder,his abject weirdness and pitifullness appeals to me in a way I can't explain. I both love him dearly and would bite him viciously

least favorite thing about them

Funnily enough despite the description of me wanting to bite him above there's nothing I dislike about Die! I wish he showed up more :(

favorite line

"Looks like he got what he deserved.

But, uh...

As usual, you find yourself in a bit of a predicament"

Like yeah you fucking did...

brOTP

Okay it might be out there but Die and Snowman...I like to think she's weirdly endeared to him and she's the one he hangs out with the most. She would have him do things for her like polish her claws or have coffee with her(of course he's the one making it). Most of what they do is him doing things for her but he likes the positive attention(at least he thinks it's positive I don't think Snowman emotes facially much)

OTP

Die × Itchy

They hate eachother. But like

They also think about eachother a little too much

Boxcars×Die because I see really cute art of them that I like!!

nOTP

None really!

random headcanon

Die is riddled with anxiety and probably shakes sometimes because of it like those chihuahuas that have to wear little sweaters. I also hc that he's a mammalian leprechaun with his DNA coming from a hare. They both look like they've seen God. He is very quick to flee from any situation,he's like the last guy you would call for any sort of help but when he does get into fights and actually stays he fights like hell. He also has a staring problem.

unpopular opinion

I touched on this in another post but Die would not like weed if he got high he would just be paranoid and scared it would not relax him it would make him horrified of everything and in turn would ruin everyone else's vibe

song i associate with them

I imagine this would be playing in that empty void Itchy and Die were playing cards in

https://youtu.be/rLW_CLW5a5g?si=6Vi_v4rhh3b2Qdrk

favorite picture of them

He looks like a deer in headlights I love him dearly

Okay now on to Slick!!

favorite thing about them

Okay without getting like too personal I had alot of childhood stuff having to do with Slick but over the years I've learned that I fucking love him. My favourite thing about him is how soft he gets around Ms.Paint it's so sweet. Also his lowkey goofy moments(like him trying to think of a line to say before killing Sawbuck and Crowbar,or him pretending to ride a horse and Snowman catching him)

least favorite thing about them

None nowadays,I love him very much

favorite line

"Hate to chop all of your heads off with this sword. Real sorry about that. My bad."

brOTP

All of the midnight crew. All of them.

OTP

Also all of the midnight crew. I like Polycrews!!

And Slickpaint!!!!I love Slickpaint so much it brings me so much comfort even as a kid I loved it and I still do!!

nOTP

Can't really think of one atm!

random headcanon

I hc Slick as Transmasc,idk why but I do and it makes me happy when I see other people do to! He never got top surgery because he doesn't care,who the fuck is gonna say anything about his chest. Everyone who has is dead now.

unpopular opinion

Don't think I have any tbh!

song i associate with them

This song makes me think of Slick and the midnight crew as a whole!I imagine their casino when I listen to it..

https://youtu.be/BQdLVzL5yqA?si=QqXcMpCZA-kfOAWL

favorite picture of them

[xxdreamersdesirexx]

❤️ - How affectionate is your f/o?

Jack: standoffish, but secretly very affectionate. He won't come to you, though, you have to come to him and pay attention to him, and he'll give it back. On his own I think he gets flustered and second guesses himself any time he tries to show affection unprompted.

DD: A lot like a cat, he's most affectionate when it's inconvenient! :p He likes to be the one to initiate, probably cause he's usually really busy and doesn't like to be shaken out of his groove. But he's worth waiting for! <3

HB: nonstop affection constantly, always pulling his beloveds in for hugs and cuddles no matter what we're doing. He's needy and its adorable.

CD: Also extremely affectionate, but gets embarrassed about it. Like Jack, it's easier if you initiate, but unlike Jack once he's comfortable, he gets a lot more affectionate and honestly really flirty.

BQ: total wine mom of affection. Pinches cheeks and wants me to sit on her lap constantly. 😂😂😂

ask game link

[you-hate-time-travel]

Also, for the ask game, since I just saw it: Diamonds Droog and Die. They’re my favorite little sickos <3

Tumblr deleted my first draft of this . hoygh

favorite thing about them

Droog: Impeccable taste in fashion.

Die: he's the most pathetic man on alterni and i love him. he would try to claw my eyes out

least favorite thing about them

Droog: Nothing i guess?

Die: vague shrug?

favorite line

Droog: "You're making a mess, junior." x

Die: "Die asks if he can have his doll back. You say of course not, shut up. He looks crestfallen."

brOTP

Droog: Again, Crew, etc etc. shrug

Die: i think he'd be some sorta pals with stitch!

OTP

Droog: POLYCREW YAY! also dd09. i love dd09 hello. dadroog too <3 (though that only half counts since sometimes it's dignitary)

Die: Couldn't tell you an only true pairing tbh. here's a few i enjoy: 0611 (or as i like to call it, deathmatch/funeral pyre), hb06, 0206, and a few others that i'll save for some other day.

nOTP

Droog: Don't have any lol

Die: again, not really a NOTP but just. I just don't like crowdie.

random headcanon

Droog: He'd love to just be a little kitty cat.

Die: I can make so many characters trans men you would not beLIEVE

unpopular opinion

Droog: He's fucking silly as shit. yes, he acts all cool, but i firmly believe that under that shell (ha!) is a goofy fucker.

Die: ...i don't think i really have any for him lmao

song i associate with them

Droog: nothing i'm sorry </3

Die: Who Can It Be Now by Men At Work

favorite picture of them

Droog:

Die:

[you-hate-time-travel]

eheheheh,,, clubs deuce for the ask thing? =:333

HIIII HELLOOOOO the crews all togetherr hehehehehehe

favorite thing about them

His high kill count combined with The Whimsy

least favorite thing about them

not really anything lol

favorite line

"Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty." Classic

brOTP

when not in an hbcd context, hb... bros 4 lyfe 🔥🔥🔥🔥

OTP

hbcd :3 also obvs polycrew and Also i think ms. paint/deuce is soooo cutes... Also been thinking about cdpi lately. Funny guys

nOTP

none, i guess!

random headcanon

Stabdads clubs is divorced

unpopular opinion

uhh uhh uhh. i'm terrible at knowing if i have unpopular opinions or not because i surround myself with based people

song i associate with them

none so sorry...

favorite picture of them

...he doesn't really have any cool panels so uh. heres this