#otp: polycrew

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HEEEEEEARTS BOXCARS !? (EYES TWINKLE!)

Hey........ *eyes twinkle back*

favorite thing about them

What isn't there to love. However for this one i'll answer the fact that he usually rips vault doors off their hinges. .....that's the best thing i can think of. Ooh also that he's a fucking asshole

least favorite thing about them

the big dark hole where his canon personality should be............ i guess he's just. big? really angry? shrug... :(

favorite line

"You tell Slick to get his scrawny ass to the vault. It's goddamn bedlam down here. You tell him you asked Deuce for backup but surprise surprise he's nowhere to be found. Big surprise, you tell him. You tell him that was sarcasm. He says he knows."

YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL etc. etc.

brOTP

the entire crew 🔥🔥🔥🔥 they hate eachother. they couldnt survive without eachother. they fight all the time. they're the only people they know they can trust. TEN MILLION EXPLOSIONS FOREVER

OTP

i don't really do OTPs so i'll just answer with ships i like Lots. ummm uhh. polycrew ... <333 also hbpi. and hbss. and a few others. Multishipper extraordinaire

nOTP

This is hard... uhhh. I guess i don't have one lol.

random headcanon

I've talked about it be4 but i think he really enjoys listening to radio dramas n shit... huhuhu

unpopular opinion

i. don't have any lol

song i associate with them

...my axe by insane clown posse

favorite picture of them

he's so fucked up

(here's my two favourite brutes, as an extra)

[xxdreamersdesirexx]

Kissing the midnight crew headcanons:

Slick: makes you do initiate and do the work, sloppy but passionate kisser, surprisingly easy to fluster, bitey.

Droog: aggressive, methodical kisser. Practiced, intense and in charge. Handsy but a gentleman.

Boxcars: careful and sweet with his kisses. Butterfly kisses and a million little kisses all over you.

Deuce: shy at first but demanding once the ice is broken. Affectionate and involved and flirtatious.

Bonus:

Snowman: ruthless, possessive, demanding in charge. Grabby and insistent.

[you-hate-time-travel]

Also, for the ask game, since I just saw it: Diamonds Droog and Die. They’re my favorite little sickos <3

Tumblr deleted my first draft of this . hoygh

favorite thing about them

Droog: Impeccable taste in fashion.

Die: he's the most pathetic man on alterni and i love him. he would try to claw my eyes out

least favorite thing about them

Droog: Nothing i guess?

Die: vague shrug?

favorite line

Droog: "You're making a mess, junior." x

Die: "Die asks if he can have his doll back. You say of course not, shut up. He looks crestfallen."

brOTP

Droog: Again, Crew, etc etc. shrug

Die: i think he'd be some sorta pals with stitch!

OTP

Droog: POLYCREW YAY! also dd09. i love dd09 hello. dadroog too <3 (though that only half counts since sometimes it's dignitary)

Die: Couldn't tell you an only true pairing tbh. here's a few i enjoy: 0611 (or as i like to call it, deathmatch/funeral pyre), hb06, 0206, and a few others that i'll save for some other day.

nOTP

Droog: Don't have any lol

Die: again, not really a NOTP but just. I just don't like crowdie.

random headcanon

Droog: He'd love to just be a little kitty cat.

Die: I can make so many characters trans men you would not beLIEVE

unpopular opinion

Droog: He's fucking silly as shit. yes, he acts all cool, but i firmly believe that under that shell (ha!) is a goofy fucker.

Die: ...i don't think i really have any for him lmao

song i associate with them

Droog: nothing i'm sorry </3

Die: Who Can It Be Now by Men At Work

favorite picture of them

Droog:

Die:

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eheheheh,,, clubs deuce for the ask thing? =:333

HIIII HELLOOOOO the crews all togetherr hehehehehehe

favorite thing about them

His high kill count combined with The Whimsy

least favorite thing about them

not really anything lol

favorite line

"Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty." Classic

brOTP

when not in an hbcd context, hb... bros 4 lyfe 🔥🔥🔥🔥

OTP

hbcd :3 also obvs polycrew and Also i think ms. paint/deuce is soooo cutes... Also been thinking about cdpi lately. Funny guys

nOTP

none, i guess!

random headcanon

Stabdads clubs is divorced

unpopular opinion

uhh uhh uhh. i'm terrible at knowing if i have unpopular opinions or not because i surround myself with based people

song i associate with them

none so sorry...

favorite picture of them

...he doesn't really have any cool panels so uh. heres this

[xxdreamersdesirexx]

❤️ - How affectionate is your f/o?

Jack: standoffish, but secretly very affectionate. He won't come to you, though, you have to come to him and pay attention to him, and he'll give it back. On his own I think he gets flustered and second guesses himself any time he tries to show affection unprompted.

DD: A lot like a cat, he's most affectionate when it's inconvenient! :p He likes to be the one to initiate, probably cause he's usually really busy and doesn't like to be shaken out of his groove. But he's worth waiting for! <3

HB: nonstop affection constantly, always pulling his beloveds in for hugs and cuddles no matter what we're doing. He's needy and its adorable.

CD: Also extremely affectionate, but gets embarrassed about it. Like Jack, it's easier if you initiate, but unlike Jack once he's comfortable, he gets a lot more affectionate and honestly really flirty.

BQ: total wine mom of affection. Pinches cheeks and wants me to sit on her lap constantly. 😂😂😂

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