#out of everyone shen qingqiu is the winner here

[sunderwight]

With moshang I think I'm equally fond of the possibilities/concepts where either Shang Qinghua is ludicrously attractive to demons in a broad sense (but doesn't realize it), or, where Shang Qinghua is just some weird little gremlin and everyone else cannot wrap their head around why THE Mobei Jun is so smug about seducing this man.

Or a combination, where no demon in their right mind would ordinarily look at Shang Qinghua and perceive a sex icon, but because such a high-ranking demon has clearly done so, they go "well there must be SOMETHING going on there" and then look closer and before they know it they're on the slippery slope to being horny about a guy who could help file their taxes or arrange to have their clan base's faulty plumbing fixed.

Basically it's all good. Demons en mass going "yeah yeah big scary dudes who punch good are a dime a fucking dozen around here, but do you know how hot someone who can skillfully use an abacus is?" vs demons going "the ice king is a respectable ruler but he has garbage taste in men, we all just smile and politely nod while he insists the weird rat guy he fixated on as a teenager is a catch" vs demons going "I really don't see the appeal -- wait he did what? he killed how many guys at once with 1 trick? he betrayed WHOMST? and lived?! and he knows how to get my door to stop making horrible squeaky noises?! okay yeah figures the king would marry him" but every option is a winner.

I'm also a big fan of both Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua being not very attractive to demons in general, but it also being really common for demons to get super weird about first crushes and fixate hard on them, so in that sense they are completely normal choices for a couple of high-level demons to marry. Like the demon populace can appreciate the emperor actually landing his hot teacher and the king successfully marrying his teenage sweetheart. It's an idealized fantasy in terms of the scenarios, even if the actual guys are just weird humans. Nearly every average demon has lifelong daydreams about successfully seducing their first crush, so regardless of who those crushes turned out to be it's still a power move for LBH and MBJ to actually succeed.

Bonus if the fact that both SQQ and SQH are peak lords from the same sect leads to a bunch of demon kids developing crushes on the other remaining, unattached peak lords, and chaos ensuing. Especially for Liu Qingge. I think it would be funny for him to gain a flock of teenage demons with crushes, whom he keeps trying to fight off, only to discover that beating them up does NOT discourage them at all (actually makes the crushes worse). Or Yue Qingyuan getting mobbed like he's a pop star any time he makes a diplomatic visit to the demon realms. Sha Hualing deciding that she's just waiting for Liu Mingyan to become a peak lord before they make things official, since That's Obviously How It's Done, or Qi Qingqi doing a head count one day and realizing she suddenly has a bunch of unfamiliar "guest" disciples who sigh at her a lot and have funny-colored eyes...

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MLM SHIP BRACKET ROUND 1 POLLS!

~ Updated bracket for Round One is above ~

OFFICIAL POLLS BEGIN TODAY AND will last until Saturday, December 2nd.

You will notice previously the tournament had been divided into two brackets. I realized now after the preliminaries we would be down to 32 ships. I decided to condense it to one bracket, still in its original order. The tournament shall continue as a normal bracket does.

Happy Voting!

INFO

REMINDER: All match-ups were randomly generated using a randomizer to ensure a higher likelihood of randomness as ships were pitted against one another.

Polls posted will include submitted propaganda (with edits for spelling/punctuation). Feel free to include your own propaganda (in the reblogs, comments, tags, or submitted via 'ask') for which ships everyone should vote for and hype up your favorite ship if you want them to win! Feel free to add text, art, or videos to your propaganda as well!

I will continue linking propaganda and ongoing polls so keep an eye out for those throughout the ongoing weeks.

Remember, get those votes in. Reblog, comment, tag. Get as many others to vote and get your favorite ships to Round Two!

VOTING RULES

As I have seen some arguing in previous polls I wanted to clarify:

You can vote to your heart's content!

The ship you vote for can be:

canon or not!

the cutest/most adorable

or just your favorite ship

There is no actual criteria for voting.

Its all who you believe to be the best ship

This is why propaganda is important, to convince others your favorite is the best.

With that out of the way-

Round One polls are beneath the cut or [Find by Tag]

Round One Polls!

Side A

1. Takasugi Shinsuke/Sakata Gintoki vs. Jack Harkness/Ianto

2. Astarion Ancunín/Wyll Ravengard vs. Juno Steele/Peter Nureyev

3. Blaine Anderson/Sebastian Smythe vs. Prince Gumball "Gary Prince"/Marshall Lee

4. Gaston/Le Fou vs. Gregg Lee/Angus Delaney

5. Dean Winchester/Castiel vs. Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqiu

6. Legolas Greanleaf/Gimli son of Gloin vs. Odo/Quark

7. Luca Paguro/Alberto Scorfano vs. Adrien Agreste/Luka Couffaine

8. Fizzarolli/Asmodeus vs. Detective Hunch Curio/Daniel Fucks

Side B

9. Phoenix Wright/Miles Edgeworth vs. Fiddleford Hadron Mcgucket/Stanford Fillbrick Pines

10. Squalo/Tiziano vs. Shawn Spencer/Carlton Lassiter

11. Kurogane/Fai D. Fluorite vs. Dream/Hob Gadling

12. Bruno Bucciarati/Leone Abbacchio vs. Stede Bonnet/Edward Teach

13. Ike/Soren vs. Jean-Paul Beaubier/Kyle Jinadu

14. Noe Archiviste/Vanitas vs. Elim Garak/Julian Bashir

15. Lelouch Lamperouge/Suzaku Kururugi vs. Edwin Paine/Charles Rowland

16. Gol D. Roger/Silvers Rayleigh vs. Johnny Silverhand/V

tag key-

polls- #masterpost, #first mlm ship bracket, #second mlm ship bracket, #third mlm ship bracket, #mlm ship bracket 2023, #mlm ship bracket tournamnet 2023

other-polls- #other tournaments

preliminaries- #thirdprelims

rounds- #thirdr[1-5]. (ex. thirdr1)

propaganda- #propaganda

<<< PREVIOUS ROUND (PRELIMINARY) POLLS (ENDED) [HERE] >>> NEXT ROUND (ROUND 2) POLLS (ENDED) [HERE] THIRD MLM SHIP BRACKET WINNERS [HERE] MLM SHIP BRACKET MASTERPOST [HERE]

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Most Lewdable Male Tournament - Round 3 (Semifinals) Polls

Round Three Polls are now Live!

OFFICIAL POLLS BEGIN TODAY AND ROUND 3 will last until Monday, December 11th.

INFO

DISCLAIMER: All match-ups were randomly generated using a randomizer to ensure a higher likelihood of randomness as characters were pitted against one another.

Polls posted will include submitted text and 18+ image propaganda. For those characters who were submitted without image propaganda I decided to find and add images as it adds to the fun of the tournament, for those characters who I was able to find images for. Feel free to include your own propaganda still in the reblogs, comments, tags, or 'asks' for which characters everyone should vote for and hype up your favorite lewdable male if you want them to win! Feel free to add further text, art, or videos to your propaganda as well!

I will continue linking propaganda and ongoing polls so keep an eye out for those throughout the ongoing weeks.

Remember, get those votes in. Reblog, comment, tag. Get as many others to vote and get your favorite Lewdable Males into the finals!

Find individual polls bellow or via tag [HERE]

Side A

Leon Kennedy vs. Dick Grayson/Nightwing

Side B

2. Shen Qingqiu/Yuan vs. Olivine

FULL BRACKET [HERE]

<<< ROUND 2 POLLS [HERE]

>>> ROUND 4 (FINALS) POLLS [HERE]

MOST LEWDABLE MALE TOURNAMENT WINNERS [HERE]

MASTERPOST [HERE]

[peerless-soshi]

U and O for your recent ask :)

Thank you so much for sending an ask! :)

U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites.

1) Shizun aka Shen Qingqiu from Scum Villain: he was so frustrated with bad writing that his dying wish was to fix that one shitty novel, he acts cool when he has no idea what is going on, everyone believes him though he just screams internally, once he faked his death to avoid responsibilities and when he reunited with his future husband, who was also supposed to kill him, his first reaction was to jump out the window.   

2) Katsuki Bakugou from Boku No Hero Academia - welcome to therapeutic hours with Soshi, take a seat. I know many people wouldn’t agree with me, but watching BNHA turned out to be one of those rare moments when I could relate to a fictional character. I’m a boring potato, I hardly ever see my own reflections in fiction. Bakugou hit such a sensitive spot because I was also a “talented” kid, always praised by teachers, always with the best mark. And even though it may sound pathetic, dealing with failures when earlier people were making you feel special for doing your basic job like homework is not easy. It sucks. It’s a struggle to admit you’re nothing special. I was watching BNHA when I faced some harder moments and well... the timing was good. 

3) Hinata Hajime from Danganronpa 2 - I don’t know, there’s something about Hinata being a totally boring plain flower among this garden of individuality? I loved how his rational behaviour contrasted with other eccentric characters, his salty comments are very underappreciated, his struggles are very reletable and so human? He’s not the best, he works hard to be the best and it’s inspiring. 

O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?

No cheating, here comes the shuffle! And the winner is Hot and Cold by Katy Perry! I have a various tastes in music, ok?

“You change your mind like a girl changes clothesYeah you, PMS like a bitch I would knowAnd you over thinkAlways speakCrypticallyI should know That you're no good for me”

Tell me it’s not FengQing. Look into my eyes and tell me it’s not about them. Feng Xin even said that Mu Qing has mood swings like a woman in harem, confirmed in canon ;) 

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Third MLM Ship Bracket Preliminary Polls

The Third MLM Ship Bracket Tournament has its match-ups!

OFFICIAL POLLS BEGIN TODAY AND will last until Saturday, November 25th.

Polls will begin with one a one week preliminary round before moving on to Round 1. You will notice we had 40 ships included in the bracket. Due to simplicity I chose to split the ships evenly between two brackets. The winners of each bracket will face off against one another in the finals.

INFO

DISCLAIMER: All match-ups were randomly generated using a randomizer to ensure a higher likelihood of randomness as ships were pitted against one another.

Polls posted will include submitted propaganda (with edits for spelling/punctuation). Feel free to include your own propaganda (in the reblogs, comments, or tags) for which ships everyone should vote for and hype up your favorite ship if you want them to win! Feel free to add text, art, or videos to your propaganda as well!

I will be linking propaganda and ongoing polls so keep an eye out for those throughout the ongoing weeks.

Remember, get those votes in. Reblog, comment, tag. Get as many others to vote and get your favorite ships into Round one!

VOTING RULES

As I have seen some arguing in previous polls I wanted to clarify:

You can vote to your heart's content!

The ship you vote for can be:

canon or not!

the cutest/most adorable

or just your favorite ship

There is no actual criteria for voting.

Its all who you believe to be the best ship

This is why propaganda is important, to convince others your favorite is the best.

With that out of the way-

Preliminary Polls are beneath the cut or [Find by Tag]

1. Preliminary Polls Part 1

Side A

1. Ethan Chandler/Dorian Gray vs. Jack Harkness/Ianto Jones

2. Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter vs. Prince Gumball "Gary Prince"/Marshall Lee

Side B

3. Fiddleford Hadron Mcgucket/Stanford Fillbrick Pines vs. Connor Walsh/Oliver Hampton

4. Dave Bowman/Hal 9000 vs. Dream/Hob Gadling

2. Preliminary Polls Part 2

Side A

5. Upsher/Doff vs. Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqiu

6. Milo Thatch/Commander Lyle Tiberius Rourke vs. Adrien Agreste/Luka Couffaine

Side B

7. Minho/Thomas vs. Jean-Paul Beaubier/Kyle Jinadu

8. Dr. Walter Curnow/Dr. Maxim "Max" Brailovsky vs. Edwin Paine/Charles Rowland

tag key-

polls- #masterpost, #first mlm ship bracket, #second mlm ship bracket, #third mlm ship bracket, #mlm ship bracket 2023, #mlm ship bracket tournamnet 2023

other-polls- #other tournaments

preliminaries- #thirdprelims

rounds- #thirdr[1-5]. (ex. thirdr1)

propaganda- #propaganda

>>> NEXT ROUND (ROUND 1) POLLS (ENDED) [HERE]

THIRD MLM SHIP BRACKET WINNERS [HERE]

MLM SHIP BRACKET MASTERPOST [HERE]

[spicymalepolls]

Most Lewdable Male Tournament - Round 2 Polls

Round Two Polls are now Live!

OFFICIAL POLLS BEGIN TODAY AND ROUND 2 will last until Sunday, December 3rd.

INFO

DISCLAIMER: All match-ups were randomly generated using a randomizer to ensure a higher likelihood of randomness as characters were pitted against one another.

Polls posted will include submitted text and 18+ image propaganda. For those characters who were submitted without image propaganda I decided to find and add images as it adds to the fun of the tournament, for those characters who I was able to find images for. Feel free to include your own propaganda still in the reblogs, comments, tags, or 'asks' for which characters everyone should vote for and hype up your favorite lewdable male if you want them to win! Feel free to add further text, art, or videos to your propaganda as well!

I will continue linking propaganda and ongoing polls so keep an eye out for those throughout the ongoing weeks.

Remember, get those votes in. Reblog, comment, tag. Get as many others to vote and get your favorite Lewdable Males into Round three, the semifinals!

Find individual polls bellow or via tag [HERE]

Side A

1. Miguel O'Hara/Spider-Man 2099 vs. Leon Kennedy

2. Dick Grayson/Nightwing vs. Wriothesley

Side B

3. The Narrator/Tyler Durden vs. Shen Qingqiu/Yuan

4. Astarion Ancunin vs. Olivine

FULL BRACKET [HERE]

<<< ROUND 1 POLLS [HERE]

>>> ROUND 3 POLLS [HERE]

MOST LEWDABLE MALE TOURNAMENT WINNERS [HERE]

MASTERPOST [HERE]