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❝ hey, don’t look at me like that. ❞ haha, it’s funny because wrench is wearing a mask. ❝ i can’t just— here, hold this. ❞ after forcing the small crate of explosives into wrench’s arms, jordi pulls shut the ancient garage door by hand, & reclaims them before the guy can run away just like that, or kill him, or anything. ❝ i can’t just give you freebies every time, or you’ll start thinking you’re my favorite customer. ❞ is wrench his favorite? is someone else his favorite? does he have a favorite at all? he refuses to answer any of these pressing questions, but they both know he’d usually be happy to give the kid some fun extras. he’s just having some trouble with his guy lately ... oh, the trouble is that he killed his guy.
❝ anyway. ❞ he enunciates the word, & places the crate on the ground. he feels at home beneath the empty night sky & dim streetlights; cities are so much better than any rural area, that’s for sure. ❝ how many did you need, again? ❞
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| █ ▌ : / / @owntheinternet said : ❛ my neighbour was arrested by the fbi for being a cannibal. ❜
𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙎 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝙒𝙃𝙔 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙄𝙍 𝙂𝙊𝘿 𝙃𝘼𝘿 𝘼𝘽𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙊𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙈. Perhaps this was why the human race needed something more , something better than themselves —— to guide , and to nurture , to lead humans on a path that was not so self - destructive . They had been turning upon one another for as long as anyone could remember , and who was going to stop them ? To save them ?
“ All accounts I’ve read say it tastes like chicken . ”
: / / FILE : JOHN MULANEY . STATUS : ACCEPTING .
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violent action starters — accepting. 034. — trip my muse. @owntheinternet
you never expect to be tripped out of nowhere, not even if you’re hypervigilant; & the fixer isn’t even that much. okay, jordi wouldn’t say he puts his guard down often around anyone — it comes with his field of work — & wrench isn’t some wild exception, but he has ( up to this point ) anticipated a sort of business professionalism from the young hacker. apparently, this was a miscalculation on his part, & he’ll be sure to lower that standard from now on. he does not, however, hold it against wrench: he moreso blames himself for expecting too much of someone who’s chronically immature. just thank god that jordi isn’t the type to take everything personally ... & that he’s all the way at the opposite side of the spectrum. he couldn’t possibly give enough of a fuck to hold a grudge, especially not against some masked dedsec punk.
although, there is a fleeting moment, right when he falls to his hands & knees, when it seems that he might be about to kill wrench — or, at the very least, leave him terribly maimed. it probably would have been more amusing if he’d actually fallen onto his face, yet, here they are. the fixer deduces in his head that wrench isn’t about to kill him, but he forces his expression to remain agitated for longer than necessary: making a point. ugh, there’s dirt on his suit ... ❝ smooth, ❞ jordi scoffs, the lone word dripping with sarcasm. there’s no dignified way to get up off of the ground, but he sure as hell tries. should he shove the kid back? eh, probably not. the fixer brushes the dust off of his hands, & places one briefly against his hip whilst regarding the other with a notable squint. today, wrench gets off entirely scot free. it’s hard to say whether he should consider himself lucky.
❝ watch it. my clothes are worth more than your life is. ❞ hold on, hitman, is this true? ... no comment.
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john mulaney starters — accepting. @owntheinternet
❝ can i return you while i’m there? ❞ he doesn’t make fun of people often, but when he does, he makes fun of wrench. it was set up pretty well, anyway, but he’s not paying a lot of attention, so the mild joke comes across more tired than anything. jordi has better things to worry about right now, after all; such as the fact that he’s about to fly all the way to florida. if it’s dawned on wrench that the fixer may never come back to san francisco, then he certainly doesn’t seem to care. that’s wise.
❝ i know what you mean, but there’s something about miami ... fuck it, you’ve seen dexter. ❞ he doesn’t look up from his phone; he’s never bought airline tickets on it before. ( how the hell ... ? is he even on the right site anymore? when did he get old? ) ❝ seriously, it’s a good state to be a contract killer: already so full of crazy shit, i’ll just be another drop in an ocean. ❞
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