#oznz

[hockeyambassador]

saw that barbie meme and immediately thought of Them

[classic-oi-oi]

Australia and New Zealand with appearances from their cute little animal friends

[gybas-blog]

Valentines Day

Motion: CherryFox

Models: f_tr, irohan

[myhetaliablog]

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hey everyone i dont want to waste time! i have a busy life because i have a job that pays the bills! Lets get this BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so without further ado, here is my first post! so guys, if you had to choose between being on the axis powers side or the american powers side, which one would you choose and why? Please repost with an answer and I will make sure to get back to you! Personally, I would choose the Allies side because I LOVE America. In the big brother way! NOTHING SEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! However, I would also choose Japan and Germany to be friends with because I think they would be badass compansions!

[jackaroo-06]

They’re such immature BABIES

@asknzmate @asktheoutbackhimbo

[39kqm]

is this their dynamic

[questioned-quetzalcoatl]

Apparently it's against the rules to kiss/be affectionate in Adelaide Zoo because it angers and distresses the animals. Perhaps NZ got a little handsy with OZ during a visit and he literally shoves him off XD

(Fml Jack you always give me the most cursed ideas but this was too funny not to write about u3u, also get out of my ask box I swear you're constantly here-)

Rating: K

Pairings: New Zealand/Australia (Nzoz)

Variation: Canon

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"Please? Just one kiss?"

Jett sent him a withering look from over his shoulder, grinding his teeth as he thought about how to respond to the whiny New Zealander that stood in front of him.

"No James, it's against the rules."

【Don't Kiss me at Adelaide Zoo】

Whenever James visits him, Jett is fairly convinced that James only comes to Australia to see the selection of animals. And to see him of course, but if he had to choose between saving Jett or saving a rare Hairy-nosed Wombat, Jett stood hardly any chance.

In order to make some light of the situation, Jett always made sure to take James to a zoo or wildlife park. This visit in particular had started out as any other, James arriving on his delayed Air New Zealand flight from Auckland to Sydney. Proceeding to absolutely smother the Australian he'd missed so dearly in hard to breath cuddles and kisses, these sessions could go on for hours. They never failed to gain a few off handed stares from other Airport goers that passed them. Over the years Jett had warmed up to the action of having the breath squeezed out of him affectionately.

They usually stayed in Sydney, Jett concluding that a trip down to Adelaide would at least give them a change of scenery. Of course, Adelaide Zoo seemed like the go too place to take James. You can imagine his surprise when they're stood at the gates together and James blinked at him, a little dumbly.

"Aus, darlin, where are we?"

Jett was rather dumbfounded as he just stared at James. The Kiwi seemed genuinely confused.

"James. We're stood in front of a sign, with the giant letters, A-D-E-L-A-I-D-E-Z-O-O"

"I thought we were goin' to the movies-"

"Why on earth would I take you all the way to South Australia for a movie?!"

"I dunno! You said we were goin' to see somethin! So I thought movies..." James paused like he'd remembered something from the war. At least something along those lines with the fear on his face. "Just so you know Kookaburra, there's at least 2 tons of popcorn in the back of your car."

"I'm sorry wha-"

Before Jett can continue however, he's dragged into the gates of the Zoo. Perhaps a diversion of sorts because lord knows that James knew the argument that would follow when they got back to the carpark.

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It might seem strange, James supposes, for him to be so fascinated by Jett's eyes. The Australian only giving him a odd look as they stand against the fences that border the Tiger enclosure. Perhaps he had never gotten the chance to look at them properly, they're a beautiful chartreuse green. Somehow they were more breath taking than the striped big cat that strolled along it's enclosure.

"You're staring again, you know..."

Jett diverted his attention from the Tiger over to the lovestruck Kiwi next to him. It wasn't abnormal for James to be hit with these kind of lovestruck trances.

"Oh I know, I just can't help the fact your eyes are so perfect~"

Jett just rolled his eyes but his face said otherwise. Giving him a very fond smile and a light pink blush to his response.

"Please, your chat lines are cheap."

James rested his hand on the railing before fully turning to Jett, Jett's peripheral vision catching James about to lean in for a kiss. Feeling a hand caress his waist and slide across his hips. Almost like his flight or fight responses kick in when he's yanked towards James, he let out a yell of distress and cupped James's mouth with his hand while James was mere centimeters away from his face.

"MMH?!"

James just stared at him in shock, looking down at Jett's fingers then back up at the flustered Australian who had just denied him his kiss. The fear on Jett's face only making him more confused.

"DON'T-!"

Their gazes meet for a spilt second before Jett quickly looked away from him, pushing James back with his fingers on his rough lips. "D-don't kiss me...not here..."

"Whot?! Why?!" his voice was muffled against Jett's palm, barely audible at this point.

"You just can't James-"

"Koala bear?! Normally you love my public affection! That time we made out at SeaWorld and got kicked out!"

"That's the point-" Jett hissed softly at him like he was giving him some kind of classified information that no one else could hear about. He was certainly acting like it too, the way his head tilted back to look around for other visitors, to see if anyone had seen them.

"Please? Just one kiss?"

Jett sent him a withering look from over his shoulder, grinding his teeth as he thought about how to respond to the whiny New Zealander that stood in front of him.

"No James, it's against the rules."

"Against...the rules?! What rules?!"

There's a heavy sigh that the Australian lets out when he finally looked back up at James.

"It's against Australian law to be affectionate near captive animals. They could become jealous, anxious or aggressive. That then leads to them causing disturbance, or worse, harm to other zoo goers."

James just stared at him like he was mentally processing the overload of information that simulated his brain to, figuratively explode. Like a computer with limited space and storage that would break almost on command.

For some reason James just imagined a very angry koala attempting to scratch out his eyes. Which amused him to some extent, making him chuckle and grin.

"So I can't kiss you?"

"No-"

James winced quietly when Jett released him from his restraints. Giving him a rather sheepish smirk all of a sudden.

"Fine. But as soon as we get back to the car, I'm making out with you."

The Australian let out a small snort like he was kidding about that, unfortunately for him, James wasn't kidding.

Jett was suffocated in love once again, in Adelaide Zoo carpark.

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[starpoweredtelevision]

HHAHAHAHSSBUSOSJSUSOSHXISKSHS8DJCJISKSISOSKIX8XI HERE IS MORE NZOZ STUFF FOR THE LOVELIES OUT THERE WHO LOVE THEM LIKE WE DO!!!

Art collab with @a-local-asshat (my bestie whom i love very very much)

[askzeethekiwi]

Oznz ! !

• Falls asleep on the couch: Australia

• Makes friends with the neighbors: NZ

• Is an adventurous eater: Australia

• Hogs the covers at night: Both depending

• Forgets to do the dishes: Australia

• Tries to surprise their lover more often: Australia

• Leaves dirty laundry on the floor: Australia

• Stays up til 2AM reading: NZ

• Sings in the shower: Both. They duet!

• Takes the selfies: Australia

• Plans the date nights: Both together

[classic-oi-oi]

Them

[sunkissed-valley]

In 4 hours and 30 minutes, it will be Christmas in New Zealand. And for that, Merry Christmas! And from the Oceania brothers too.

[okamarinosuzoki]

What we deserve (OZNZ)

also available on ao3 :)

New Zealand was exhausted. Visiting Australia had been the worst decision of his life. He had been running after him for four days straight, waking up before the sun was up and going to sleep way too late for this to be healthy. He could feel his eyes closing by themselves and he nodded to what the other was saying without really hearing him.

Australia was just so... well, wild. New Zealand had thought he'd get some rest, but he had quickly realised that he was actually more well-rested when he was working.

“You okay?”

New Zealand jumped when Australia's face appeared in his vision. He smiled at him.

“I'm fine. What do you want to do today?” He asked.

Australia seemed to think about their next activity (New Zealand gulped quietly when he stared at his surfboard) before answering.

“Hm, I just want to sleep for now. I'm kinda tired, you know.”

Yes, he knew.

And this answer filled him with so much happiness that he didn't even wait before falling asleep on his boyfriend's shoulder. Better enjoy a quick nap before the other decided that it was time to go to the beach.

[jackaroo-06]

🎉✨ Happy New Year, darling ✨🎉

Ik it's early but this is in part of always wanting to visit Sydney during New Years :v, have some beautiful nzoz babs to end the year with. Happy 2023!

[betty26blue]

Some relaxing moment at the beach

[questioned-quetzalcoatl]

Rating: T

Parings: New Zealand/Australia (Hetalia)

Characters: New Zealand, Australia

Variation: Nationverse

Jett plans to have a night in to himself. Next thing the Australian knows he's swept off his feet by a well dressed, overly excited New Zealander who may or may not have forced himself into his apartment.

[starpoweredtelevision]

Aggie Chaos with @a-local-asshat and our favorite gays