#p!schlatt x male reader

[sunflowerdaisybee]

Yo! I'mma start calling myself 'Aether' if I can, 'cause I'll be coming back a lot. Congrats on the 400, you deserve it dude! Now I've had an idea a longass time ago which won't get out of my head since. P!CC!Schlatt with a Nephew Reader who comes into his house randomly from like, the window or picking the lock or something and Schlatt is on a stream but is used to Reader, so he jokes like 'someone's breaking into my house, chat' before opening the door (part one, word limit's evil)

I love the idea of Schlatt with a mini Schlatt, 10/10 would recommend <3

Summary: Chat meets mini Schlatt

Pairing: P!Schlatt X Reader (he’s your uncle)

Pronouns: He/him

[A/n]: Requests are closed, please check back later <3

One of the perks of being Schlatt’s nephew means you can just break into his house whenever you want, especially since you lived on the same street as him. So, as you would any other day, you spent the day trying to find some ridiculous way into his home. Today you decided to climb through one of the windows to his bedroom.

Of course, you just so happened to be doing this when he was in the middle of streaming, but that didn’t matter, he knew you were coming over anyway. So when he heard the sound of his window being pried open and someone climbing through, he immediately knew it was you.

“Hey guys, I think someone is breaking into my house, I’ll be right back.” Chat of course thought he was joking, but when Schlatt returned with a 15-year-old boy in tow, they weren’t sure.

“Guys this is my nephew (Y/n), he likes to break into my home on a daily basis.” Schlatt sat back down and brought over a chair for you.

“What the fuck is that?” You pointed to the doll hanging from the ceiling.

“It’s my child you dumbass.”

“Your child looks like Mr. Peanuts reject baby, ass hat.” You huffed and sat next to him, looking at his stream.

“What the hell are you doing? Never mind it’s probably some loser shit.” The two of you laughed, chat not picking up on the inside joke.

“This is what I do for a job, you’d know if you came over like a normal person rather than break into my house.”

“Ok firstly, breaking in is way more fun, and secondly, is it really breaking in if you don’t stop me and give me permission to?” You looked over to him, watching as he turned to look at you.

“You want me to send you home?”

“Can’t, no one’s home.”

“You’re 15, you can stay home alone.”

“And you’re an old man who plays video games all day.”

“Why you little.” You jumped up and ran around as Schlatt chased you, eventually catching you and giving you a noogie.

“You’re a punk.”

“You used to be the same way, old man!’

“Stop calling me that, I am not that old!”

“You’re older than me, old man.”

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[crystalcow]

𝐶𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑠//𝐷𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚𝑠 𝐶ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑

Masterlist // previous parts

THE PRISON VISIT..

Dreamwastaken x reader // quackity x reader // !p !child reader

Pronouns used: they/them

Warnings: swearing, abandonment, mentions of torture, mentions of drugs, light mention of alcohol

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“Sam- Sam please don’t take them away from me. I beg of you.” Dream cried to the creeper hybrid as his ghost child floated about the cell.

“Dream you know I can’t do that, your the one stuck here not them.” Sam sighed looking at his watch, debating rather to replace his clock or not.

“I haven’t seen my kid in months, hey maybe even years and your trying to take them away from me? Hell sam, they’re dead!” The blonde managed to muster out, his voice rasped due to the lack of hydration.

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ

“DADDY! PLEASE STOP, LET ME GO!” The 16 year old shouted, restrained against Sapnaps Arms.“Take him away boys.” Tommy instructed proudly. The man who’s caused so much pain to everyone in the server, now out of their lives.. For good

“What about his kid.” Puffy asked placing a hand on Sams arm. “Make sure they have someone.” Dream mumbled loud enough for him to hear, grunting as Sam tugged on the chain.

“They’ll be in fine hands..”

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“Oh hello Sam! Do you think I can stay when uncle Quackity comes? I miss him so much, he left us for that country of his.” The ghost walked to the corner of the small room plopping down in the water bowl.

Dream cringed as his child chose to reside in the water, small sobs admitted from the young one Sam reluctantly leaving the two. Once Sam left the other side still in view, the ghost prepped up again. Little ghosts of water droplets drying quickly, like holograms on the floor.

“Was that good?” They faced to their dad who had the cheekiest smile, “Perfect pumpkin.” Their eyes snapped to the platform. Footsteps were heard, a man with a scar running down his eye stepped into view. He slowly approached walking with the bridge, carrying two enchanted weapons.

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Y/n managed to break through of sapnaps hold, running to their dad bringing him to a one sided hug. “This is your fault.” They whispered, tears streaming down their face.

“I hate you for doing this to me.”

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“Pumpkin, I think you should leave with Sam this time.” Dreams head snapped to the child who was running up to Quackity. The males tie discarded on the netherite tiles. The ghost was quick to admire the ducklings wings, fanning out to touch them but pouting when their hand went through.

“Sam get the kid out of here.” Quackity couldnt bear himself to look into their eyes, so full of life compared to their alive counterpart. Memories from the past slowly creeping in on him.

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“Mi Delecto, what’s that. Is it blood?” Quackity rushed up to the 13 year old who was clutching their cheek. “Schlatts not doing well, I can’t find my dad anywhere.” Quackity sighed looking around the small area.

“Have you ever smelled sugar?” The preteens eyes widened, “Not necessarily.. Uncle Sapnap tried once but daddy caught him.” Quackity laughed placing an arm around them. “Well this time I don’t see your dad anywhere..”

“Let’s have some fun.”

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“They won’t go, I can’t do anything since they’re a ghost.” Sam apologized, the duckling pacing back and forth, grip tightening on the axe. “Kid you have to leave.”

“You left me! And you want me to just go away? They did that before and look how that turned out!” Little ghost petals started falling down, disappearing second they hit the ground. The sound of his child’s voice almost brought tears to dreams eyes.

Their last moments, so alone and forgotten. How did they survive? Begging to know if anyone had taken care of his little monarch when he went away. Did George and Sapnap take them in? Did they even care?

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“Sapnap!” Karl laughed running up to his fiancé. “Karl your back’ how was your new adventure?” The strider hybrid smiled, the other male shaking back and forth on his feet. “We need to move my library..”

Sapnap cringed at the idea of leaving the smp area, and having to move all those books in Karl’s hobbit hole. “I don’t know how I feel about that.. This place has been my home for years, I can’t imagine just leaving.”

“I understand that, but Sap look at the brighter side.” One of Karl’s hands snaked around his fellows waist, holding the other out. “A place away from here, a fresh start.. We can get married, and take George along with Y/n!” Soon enough, the male had caved into the idea..

“Our fresh start..”

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“Sam I can’t do shit to him when his kids here. Damn it!” Quackity shouted throwing his axe at the wall, not even making a scratch.

The small ghost brightened up again, bouncing around Quackity. “Take a cornflower, Mi amado.” They smiled up at him, remembering the faint understanding of the language.

“Listen N/n, you need to leave. I have to have a chat with your dad, and you can’t be here.”

The ghost looked out at Dream, “I’m a ghost, not a kid.. Stop talking like I’m just one small cloud that can’t handle themselves to stay up! I try to forget those times, stay bright and cheerful,”

“Then they maybe wouldve wanted me!”

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The 14 year old watched as Dream stripped the crown off of George’s head. The quad walking shoulder to shoulder, stacks of black stone in their hands. “Let’s look at this another way.”

“The start of El Rapids!”

“We now rule our land, Kinoko kingdom!”

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“Tommy!?” They shouted running around old campsite, a large hole in the middle. Scatters of broken up tents and crisped wood. “You know this isn’t a very fun game, hide and seeks a little lame for awesome people like us!”

Dream stood aside staring up at the tall dirt pillar, checking his intercom multiples times. “N/n, did you see any death messages recently?” He looked over to Y/n. They look around the whole area, tripping over the benches at the beach.

“Is Tommy dead?” They panicked tears prickling in their eyes. “No he’s not dead, I would’ve gotten notified if so.” The blonde tattered trying to think, moving the smile face mask to the side.

“So he left us.. Why? We’re best friends, you don’t leave your friends like that! Right daddy?” They looked over to Dream, his gaze adverted to the ground.

“He wouldn’t leave us! Why would anyone leave us, we’re great..”

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The man sighed motioning sam to bring back the bridge. “You see I’ll be nice to you this time, a little break. But I swear to god if this happens again, it won’t be the same outcome.”

Quackity kneeled down infront of dream, pulling the collar of his shirt as the blonde grunted in his ear. “Yes sir..” He managed to get out

Once the lava had finally dropped the ghost ran up to their dad, attempting to bring him in a hug. He shivered at their touch, skin starting to freeze up fast.

“This is all my fault..”

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@creatorofstars @georgenctfound @samistheidiot @smolbox-png @ghostlysenses @stellarinstigator

Angst my beloved.. When I originally wrote this I hated it but I added and changed stuff up and I’m really happy how it came out.

As always you can request or ask anything! And if you want to be on a taglist for dreams child or any of my works, your free to ask!

[sp00nzontheteenagefacebook]

DSMP Boundaries

Welcome to my boundaries list for the DSMP 

•Who I write for?

*Romantically

-Dream (Cc or c)

-GeorgeNotFound (Cc or C)

-Sapnap (Cc or C)

-C!Awesamdude

-C!BadBoyHalo (no smut)

-Fundy (Cc or C)

-Wilbur (Cc or C, no smut)

-Quackity (Cc or C, no smut)

-Karl Jacobs (Cc or C)

-C!Technoblade

*Platonically

-Tommyinnit (Cc or C)

-Tubbo (Cc or C)

-C!Schlatt

-Skeppy (Cc or C)

-Eret (Cc or C)

-Nihachu (Cc or C)

-Philza (Cc or C)

-Puffy (Cc or C)

-Ranboo (Cc or C)

-Foolish (Cc or C)

•Basic Information

-I will not write smut for the minors. Thats just a no.

-I primarily do Cc/C x S/o

-I can do Headcannons, Drabbles, Crack Ficts, Song ficts (I don't like 'em very much tho), or like, full ficts :D

-I am a-okay with writing polyamorous things for C! I will not do it for Ccs’! (I mean Im poly so why not :P)

-I primarily use she/her pronouns for my writing since I know the female anatomy better then the male anatomy! Im okay with writing with male pronouns tho :)

-I am okay with writing platonically for the cc/cs in the romantic section!

-Keep requests 1-8 characters please!!

•Information for requesting

-When requesting multiple characters let me know if you want them to be separate or not! Id you request for a poly relationship then it will be defaulted to the characters instead of the Ccs

-Tell me if its for C or Cc

-tell me if its platonic or romantic (only applies to characters in the romantic section)

-here are some examples of what you could write :) :

Can I get a platonic Quackity (Cc) with a reader who is way shorter then him?

Or

Can I request the Bench Trios (Ccs) reaction to you dyeing your hair?

Or

Can I request a Dream, Quackity, Techno, and Wilbur (C) with a bunny hybrid s/o?

-If there is a specific plot you’d like me to follow please write it in your request!

If you have read all of this then you can request here!!

[sunflowerdaisybee]

Sun, my pal. We're gonna need more nephew-of-schlatt reader soon. (Or not, it's completely up to you)

Maybe where mini schlatt sneaks in and finds his way onto schlatt's computer while he's out (maybe he memorizes his password after being over a number of times) and just streams. And it's perfectly chaotic. And he'll be bragging about crazy things like outrunning the cops, or jumping off a high cliff into a lake. Then when he's discovered, Schlatt is just disappointed, but kinda impressed. Like I said, completely up to you. Either way, I hope you have an amazing day. :]

(P.S., could I be Nervous anon?)

Yes you can be Nervous Anon, also sorry it took so long to get to this, I do love the Uncle Schlatt thingy we got going on here, I’d be delighted if anyone came back with more <3

Summary: Mini Schlatt shenanigans

Pairing: P!Schlatt X Reader

Pronouns: He/him

[A/n]: Requests are closed, please check back later <3

“Ok, I’ve seen him do this enough times to figure it out. Just gotta press this and then this! And we’re live!” You cackled as you watched viewers flooding in, the chat spamming their confusion.

“For any of you who don’t know, I’m his nephew. And so we’re clear, the ‘he’ I’m talking about is Schlatt.” You grinned at the comments, some talking about how this was happening and most talking about how they thought they recognized you.

“Oh and don’t worry. He’s not home so he has no idea I’m on his computer right now.” You didn’t think everything through though as you failed to take into account your uncle’s friends. A few of them tuned into the stream, all alerting their friend to what was happening.

You were in the middle of telling one of your amazing stories when your uncle had come home. He was out grocery shopping and figured he’d deal with you when he got home. There was only so much damage you could do.

“And so I punched him in the gut, laughing as he fell on his ass.”

“You wish that’s what happened. You ran away like a coward.”

“Uncle! Hey! When did you get home?”

“Five minutes ago, debated putting groceries away before coming over here but when I heard you lying to stream I had to come check.”

“I was not lying! You’re lying!”

“Yeah whatever, now end the stream and come help me put shit away. Don’t make me call your mother.” Schlatt walked off, he was simultaneously impressed and disappointed in you. It was only a matter of time till you did something like this. The fact that you managed to memorize all his passwords, and remember exactly how to set everything up was impressive. Also now he had someone to help put groceries away.

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[sunflowerdaisybee]

Hi! What I mean by ‘selected 7 characters’ is that YOU can choose what 7 characters get to interact with the ’Colorzas’ Like Blueza meets Wilbur by hiding from the rain, etc.. Sorry I was not clear. -Anarchy

I didn’t really know what to do with this, but here’s what I managed, i hope you enjoy! :]

Summary: Introducing the colorza’s

Pairing: All platonic (You are the colorza’s technically)

Pronouns: He/him

[A/n]: Requests are closed, please check back later <3

Redza:

Redza was introduced via Schlatt. As a chaotic and destructive loving type, it’s only natural that he would be drawn to such a guy. He’s portrayed as the demon on both of Schlatt’s shoulders, pushing him further and further into madness. When Schlatt dies, Redza becomes his own being, no longer hiding in Schlatt’s shadow, which only prompts him to find another person to drag into the chaos.

Redza’s voice would be sorta low yet smooth and alluring, he needs a charming voice to be able to convince folks into the chaos.

Orangeza:

Orangeza is a smart, redstone obsessed character, and his attention is often drawn to the prison which is full of redstone. This is where he is introduced as Sam goes to fix a bit of redstone, only to find Orangeza already down there, fixing it for him. This leads Sam to hiring Orangeza as their redstone maintenance guy, obviously, it’s required that someone is there to supervise to make sure he doesn’t do anything he isn’t supposed to. While he isn’t Philza, he is still technically a part of him and Sam has Technoblade trapped in the prison.

Orangeza’s voice is kinda gravely, he doesn’t talk much and is always busy working so his voice typically goes unused. If he drank some water and talked a bit more he would have a rather pleasant voice.

Yellowza:

Technoblade is good with his crossbow, but he always loses to Yellowza. This is by choice rather than skill, as Techno is on the same skill level. The one time he beat Yellowza, the man threw a fit. Being a prideful and egotistical being he doesn’t like to lose, winning is much more his favorite and looks much better for his image. When he wins his wings poof up in a display of pride.

Yellowza has a higher pitched and light voice, he’s very full of himself and has a voice to match it.

Blueza:

Ghostbur, sitting in a small cave, crying, brings Blueza into realization. The blue man drapes his wings over the crying boy, pulling him close and holding him tight. Blueza wishes to spread positivity and kindness, so naturally, he’s drawn to Ghostbur, the dead version of Philza’s son. Blueza feels a connection to him and wants to help him, coddling the poor boy and giving him a proper friend. He couldn’t let someone so kind and lovable suffer like this, which is why after that day he is often spotted around or close by to Ghostbur.

Blueza has a soft, almost unhearable type voice. It’s quiet and sometimes he has to repeat himself but his voice is always calming and very soothing.

Purpleza:

A very aloof and cold person, Purpleza prefers to spend his time alone, this doesn’t mean he has no friends though. While Purpleza wouldn’t call him a friend, Purpled does. Purpleza often will show up and ask for something, giving him something of equal value in return. The aloof man only ever asks Purpled for things as the boy does not have many friends, meaning Purpleza has very limited interaction whenever he visits to ask for something. As time passed by Purpleza found himself caring for the young boy, not showing or mentioning it, but he does find himself around the boy more often. If you look closely you can often see Purpleza lurking in the background, watching over Purpled.

Purpleza’s voice would sound like a stereotypical angsty teen, but older and scratchier. He doesn't talk much as he doesn’t like people, he only started talking when he started to drop in on Purpled’s life.

Pinkza:

When Wilbur died, Pinkza took over his place as Fundy’s dad. Pinkza didn’t want the poor boy to be left alone, feeling like he had no one, so he stepped in. Due to his kind nature, Fundy enjoys the company, allowing the pink man to follow him around and act as his father. Fundy also asks Pinkza to teach him how to fight and defend himself, so that if there were ever a moment where Pinka wasn’t around, Fundy would be ready. Due to their mutual appreciation of each other’s company, they are spotted together most times, only rarely due they separate for long periods.

Pinkza has a softer, fatherly type voice. He always speaks in a calm, loving manner, only raising his voice or carrying a more threatening tone when either he or Fundy is in danger.

Greyza:

Greyza is a mysterious being as he isn’t ever seen around people, but around places. People often catch glimpses of him turning a corner, only to find him gone when they race after him. He is typically spotted roaming about Eret’s castle, not that Eret minds he just wishes he could get a chance to say hello to the guy. Those who have seen Greyza have never seen his face, only his backside as he rounds a corner. Greyza wouldn’t want anyone to see his face, there isn’t much to see anyways.

Greyza never really speaks as he avoids people, preferring the quietness of the builds around him rather than people. If he did talk though his voice would be the kind that echoes around in your head, bouncing off the walls and filling all the space around him. It’s difficult to know what he's saying as his voice echoes so much, so whenever he needs to communicate he either writes it or uses sign language.

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