| told you so | l.mk, j.suh
pairing: bf!mark x gf!reader ft bestie!johnny
genre: fluff
warning(s): profanity..think that's it
a/n: inspired by a midnight snack
"Now what the fuck am I supposed to do with this?" Johnny looks at the both of you, deadpanned.
You roll your eyes and exclaim impatiently, "what the fuck else do you do with cookies and milk? Eat it!"
His face turns up at you, giving you a stank expression, "excuse me, I'm gonna need you to dial it down. You just sat a plate and glass in front of me, with no words, and expect me to know what to do? This is a favor for YOU."
You can't help but laugh and shake your head at the Aquarius's sass. Okay, maybe you had been a bit bitchy for no reason. "Alright, fine. I apologize for snapping at you. Now can you eat the cookies??"
Mark finally chimes in with a chuckle of disbelief, much less frantic than you. "I just can't believe how big a deal you're making this-" but you place your index finger on his lips and shake your head, shushing him.
"This could make or break our relationship. Plus, I have a point to prove." You gesture to Johnny to proceed with the demonstration.
"You guys are so weird sometimes." But he continues on guiding the windmill shaped almond cookie to the glass of milk.
The anticipation builds as you lean further onto your toes before hopping with a shout, "YES!! I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU!!!" You're hopping around Mark in a circle as he sighs and facepalms.
"Alright, alright– you were right."
The taste tester looks up at you, startled and sighs exasperatedly, "Okay- what was even the point of this??"
You look at him with a proud smile, "Well, I had Mark try my favorite cookies the other day, and he ate them completely WRONG. He ate the rectangular part and THEN dipped the windmill. WHO DOES THAT!!"
Johnny looks at Mark with an amused look that lets everyone know he's never letting him live this down. "Oh come on Mark. Everyone knows you have to dip the windmill first and then dip the rectangle. I'm disappointed."
He fake tsks and winks at you, causing you to cross your arms with a faux pout. "Exactly. Thank you, John."
Rolling his eyes and smiling at your antics, Mark approaches you and offers a cute apology. "I'm sorry for eating the cookies incorrectly. I promise to eat yours right."
You hit his arm with a squeal and bust out laughing as Johnny cringes, "Alright, didn't need to hear that. There's my cue. Goodbye."
He rises from the island and walks to the door, "Thanks for wasting my time."
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Cult Faction Podcast Ep. 125: Class of 1999
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