#papa alastor!verse

[the-smallest-star]

It seems another sound-proof barrier is in order... as well as the ever-looming threat that he will slaughter anyone and anything that disrupts his son while he's resting.

Gritt is quietly purring, he might be alseep but part of him knows when his dad is here.

[apollowhoo]

Alastor x child!reader (platonic obv)

I need papa alastor to like help his little fawn through a nightmare by singing them a song 😭 or just somthing overall like super sweet like the two dancing where he has their feet ontop of his that type of father-daughter/son dancing im begging

(Ignore this request if you don't want to do it)

ALASTOR X CHILD!READER

this is such an adorable idea aksklsdkajak

The radio demon himself was rarely seen as anything less than terrifying—utterly unpredictable. But there was a different side of him that only a few ever saw, and his little fawn was one of them.

Tonight was one of those nights. The hotel was quiet and Alastor’s little fawn had woken up trembling from a nightmare. Alastor, with his dangerously well sense of hearing, heard their small voice whimpered into the night.

He made his way to their room, gliding in with his usual terrifying smile, his crimson eyes slightly softening at the sight of his little fawn curled up in bed, tears wetting their cheeks.

“Now, now, what’s all this about?” Alastor's voice, usually full of sinister. he crouched beside the bed. He already understood what was bothering them but he decides to ask anyways. “Having bad dreams, my dear?”

His fawn nodded, wiping at their eyes with the back of their hand. They didn’t need to explain; Alastor had seen it before, and he knew just how to soothe those fears away.

With a dramatic demeanor he lifted his little fawn out of bed and set them down on top of his shoes. “Well then, we must turn these frightful visions into something far more pleasant, don’t you think?”

Holding their tiny hands in his own, Alastor began to hum an old, jazzy tune from a time long past. He took a slow, gentle step forward, guiding his little fawn’s feet as they danced together.

Alastor’s voice rose gently into a song, a melody that was hauntingly beautiful but in his hands, full of care.

“You’re safe with me,” he murmured between verses, his tone uncharacteristically gentle. “No one can harm you while i'm right here.”

The nightmare seemed far away from his fawn now, replaced with the warmth of their little dance. Alastor twirled them gently, their feet never leaving his as he guided them back and forth in a playful waltz.

Finally, as the song came to an end, Alastor scooped his little fawn back up and tucked them into bed. “Sweet dreams, my little fawn.” he whispered, patting their head gently.

With that, he turned off the light, leaving the room, ensuring his fawn felt safe even in sleep. Alastor lingered at the doorway for a moment, watching over them like a protective shadow before quietly slipping away, satisfied that his little fawn would dream of stars instead of monsters tonight.

[tokintormin]

Vax verse Masterlist:

Vax's POV and some snippets from his childhood

Extra: What if Vax met Emily and told her that no one loves him (it was supposed to have a continuation where Vax uses it on overlords and they fight over him and it escalates to ridiculous degrees, but it's abandoned)

Vax's childhood

Vox's POV of the time small Vax told him that dreaming of him felt nice

Aftermath of Vox's outburst on Vax (related to Vax's POV and some snippets from his childhood)

Vox returns to Vax and picks him up after years

Flashback: Vox knows that Vax is mortal

Flashback: Vox knows that Vax is mortal pt 2

Flashback: Vox knows that Vax is mortal pt 3

Vox's regular work days: Vox knows that Vax is mortal

Vox faces bitter truth

Honorable mention (things I wanted to draw but I didn't):

Flashback: The explanation of "Papa was right when he called you Empty chocolate box", where it's explained what it means.

Flashback: Vox wanting to raise Vax with love but Valentino confronting him about it and calling him out on hypocrisy, ultimately convincing Vox not to do it, which led to Vox leaving Vax.

Vax choosing to change his name back from Valentine to Vax

Vax has excellent hearing (as a moth) and therefore he can hear every time Vox cried.

Flashback: Vox shutting the door on Vax when Vax wanted to say "I love you papa"

Angel casually telling Husk about Vax, Husk telling Alastor, Alastor telling Rosie and therefore all overlords know about him much to Vox's disdain.

Vax visiting Valentino work place

Vox trying to open up to Vax

Vax suffering hallucinations in the form of Vox

Vax not remembeing his childhood addressed

[flickynightdarkness]

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Oggy and Olivia (Oggy and the Cockroaches)

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ENA (ENA)

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Pomni (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Matt (Eddsworld)

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Romantic❤️

Scarecrow (Batman The Animated Series, The New Batman Adventures, Brave and The Bold, Arkhamverse, Nolanverse, Audio Adventures, Harley Quinn Series, Happy Halloween Scooby Doo, Tomorrow-Verse, Fear State and Injustice 2)

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Meta Knight (Kirby)

Jafar (Disney's Aladdin)

Mr Puzzles (SMG4)

Mad Hatter (Batman The Animated Series)

Alastor, Zestial and Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)

Blitzø, Paimon, Sallie May, Striker and Asmodeus (Helluva Boss)

Riddler, Ragdoll and Penguin (The Batman 2004 Series)

ENA (ENA Season 1 and Dream BBQ)

Platonic💛

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Rayman (Rayman and Animated Series)

Globox, Grand Minimus and Teensies (Rayman)

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King Andrias, Lady Olivia and Hop Pop Plantar (Amphibia)

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Orbulon (Warioware)

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Ashley, 9-Volt, Penny, Kat and Ana (Warioware)

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Fat Nuggets and Keekee (Hazbin Hotel)

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[deathmimedream]

A N N O I N T M E N T : (Drabble and headcannon for my Terzo muse)

Secondo was stepping down.

Terzo was not told why, not yet, only because of the haste in getting him ready.

So he knelt in the chapel, alone, as was customary, to complete the last ritual of his annointment.

Binding himself to Lucifer and the church fully.

The only other one in attendance was the young archbishop who should not BE young, as he had been here since even primo’s childhood.

The items required were set before him, and the candles and incense lit.

He opened his jacket, vest, then opened his shirt to make it easier to carve the triple six sigil into his own chest.

Even with the spells, and the incense’s heady smoke, it still stung like a bitch.

The Archbishop only took the blade when Terzo had finished, and stood vigil with him as the Cardinal turned papa whispered the prayers and incantations required.

And somewhere, in that fever dream of drugged haze, prayers, and lack of sleep, Terzo got an answer.

“You are not destined for my touch, Emeritus, but that of another. You are no less worthy for it, but you will be cursed believing it so until fates, and stars align. Ad Astra, per Inferi, young Cesare. I will take your birth name, I will guide and protect you, until your fate becomes known. By your soul is not for me to take.”

Terzo snapped back to reality, bathed in sweat, tears and his own blood.

He only understood parts of what Lucifer had told him, and all he could do was cry, the archbishop comforting him, before preparing him for his new role as Papa.

But the time he had stepped into the stage, he was more able to appear confident, despite the turmoil in his heart.

Why, why amongst all the others of his line, had Lucifer not accepted the traditions?

How long would he be papa if anyone found out? They triple six sigil had stayed, it was smaller than others he’d seen, but it hadn’t faded.

He stood beside Secondo, and took his place as Papa.

Papa Emeritus Terzo.

(In short, headcannon wise: Terzo’s birth name is Cesare (chez-a-ray). He wasn’t accepted by Lucifer for the pact because Lucifer had seen he will eventually belong to Alastor. But Terzo’s got no clue on that, just that he feels like he wasn’t good enough. This is headcannon to my ONLY shipping plot with @alastors-radioshow as my muse will only ship with them. Any other verse will not have shipping, but Terzo’s papal pact will be with lucifer instead. Just to clarify that.)

[the-girl-who-didnt-smile]

“BIG PAPA” LEGBA

The man, the myth, the legend.

This is the leader of the Loa, who as I mentioned before are just the gods of Hazbin Hotel. Their leader is really fucking strong.

“Big Papa” is my favorite because all of the Loa are complete bullshit, but he’s the most bullshit of them all. 

I think I cooked up something really special with him. I cannot wait to share him with the world.

This man is called “Big Papa” Legba. Everything about this man is completely outrageous.

He is completely batshit insane.

This is how I envision this man gets introduced into Hazbin Hotel:

So you just hear this rumor that there exists a man in Hazbin Hotel who is so fucking strong that he can rip apart the entire universe with his bare hands. And you think he’s going to be this really scary guy. You think he is going to be really serious and that he is going to look completely terrifying, but no.

The most powerful man in all of Hazbin Hotel is just a jazzman from the Harlem Renaissance. 

He’s the jazziest jazzman to ever jazz.

He just fucking waltzes in, he makes a microphone materialize out of nowhere and he just starts fucking singing. 

This happens in a context when it is completely inappropriate for Black Santa Claus to break out into song. He does not care. He’s also got the craziest pipes ever. 

He’s literally got the best voice out of anyone in Hazbin Hotel, which is fucking insane because the cast of Hazbin is so packed when it comes to vocals.

This man can sing. He can dance, and he can play every musical instrument.

He introduces himself with a musical number. His musical number is called “You Can Call Me ‘BIG’ Papa!”

It’s a jazz number. 

This has to be one of the best tracks out of any season of Hazbin Hotel. It has to be the catchiest jazz number ever. 

It’s just a tribute to the Harlem Renaissance, and Alastor’s little musical number in the pilot. He brings that level of mania, dialed up to eleven. Dialed up to a thousand.

I tried to pour all of my mania into this guy, and I can be a little manic at times.

“Big Papa” Legba is just a walking tribute to the Harlem Renaissance and bullshit anime superpowers, especially One Piece. He’s basically everything I love, condensed into one man. 

This guy is so much fun.

He wears a bright red zoot. He carries a magic gold staff with a huge coil in. He can turn the staff into a gorgeous snake that he wraps around his body and he can turn it into any musical instrument. He smokes a pipe, which he can turn into saxophone and other silly things. He can just turn someone a little violin and start playing. He does all of these things during his little musical number. 

The recurring verse in his song “You Can Call Me BIG-” and when he says the word “Papa!”, he slams his magic staff into the ground. Magic gold sparks fly everywhere, and the word “BOOM” appears in pitch black behind him, filling up the entire screen. But that’s not just the word “BOOM”. What he did just there is he tore a hole in the universe in the shape of the word “BOOM”, and then he closed it. Because he can fucking do that. 

This how strong this guy is. He is the man that is powerful enough to rip apart the entire universe with his bare hands, and he loves doing it too. He rips holes in the universe all the goddamn time.

The way this man moves, walks, and talks, you get the sense that he is enormously powerful. You are correct. Everywhere he walks, magic gold sparks are flying off of him, and he sounds like thunder when he walks and talks. He is the magic man in a bright red zoot. This man is just overflowing with golden magic and charisma. His physical form can barely contain his massive reserves of pure magic.

He loves using his powers to do all sorts of crazy shit. He takes off his head and starts juggling it. He makes his arms and legs fly off like Buggy D. Clown. It goes without saying that he can do everything that Alastor can do, but can do way more than that. He has every busted Devil Fruit power, and it’s not like he can’t swim. He uses his voodoo magic to force people to listen to jazz, because he fucking loves jazz, and he forces you to start dancing to it to. 

At one point, he changes the entire art style of the show.

Also, he loves using his powers to do little quirky, mischievous things. One of the little quirky things he does with his powers is dog-taming. He can tame any dog, no matter how vicious it is, and turn it against its master. Dogs are his favorite animal. He’s got little bones in his hat, not because he has death-related powers, but because he just fucking loves dogs and they fucking love him back too. He uses his powers to make bones materialize out of nowhere so he can give them to dogs. He likes to transform the orb at the top of his staff into a bulldog head. He loves to transform himself into a bulldog too. 

On the subject of his staff, he also likes to transform the magic gold orb into a sun. He normally does this when he's about to do something NUTS with his powers, or just for a bit of visual flair.

He likes to shapeshift with his powers, and he likes to transform other people too. Another quirky thing he does is he reverts humans, sinners, and angels back into what they looked like as children during their lives as humans. This has the effect of disarming that person, but also because he’s really good with kids. He probably doesn’t need to disarm you anyways, because he’s probably way the fuck more powerful than you.

He is just a very mischievous, jazzy man.

This man always has a shit-eating grin, but it’s like a really infectious shit-eating grin. The way he smiles, you look at him, and you kind of want to start smiling too. Unlike Alastor, he only ever smiles when he’s actually happy. He’s just happy almost all of the time. He’s just a jolly old man who fucking loves jazz, and he’s here to have a good time.

He’s also just about the most powerful thing that ever existed and ever will exist.

So you might be looking at this guy and wondering “Why is he a One Piece character?” Because, in Voodoo mythology, Papa Legba (as in, the actual deity) is like this mischievous old man who wears a straw hat. He smokes a pipe and he loves dogs. He assumes the form of an old man so you think he’s more feeble than he actually, but he’s actually like the most powerful and most important deity in all of voodoo. He’s a little devious in this regard. That is why “Big Papa” Legba (as in, my attempt to turn this deity into a batshit insane anime character) is just Monkey D. Garp with the most insane voodoo magic you have ever seen in your entire goddamn life.

You cannot convince me that “Big Papa” Legba would not make the greatest addition to the cast of Hazbin Hotel.

“BIG PAPA” IN MY DERANGED FANFICTION

So in my deranged fanfiction, “Big Papa” is 100% the most important OC I have introduced here, because he’s Alastor’s surrogate father figure. He popped into Alastor’s life when he was like twelve years old and filled the void left following the deaths of both of his parents. He fucking loved Alastor’s mom. He taught Alastor everything he knows about voodoo magic. He’s the reason Alastor is as insane as he is. It’s this fucking guy.

Alastor fascinates “Big Papa” because Alastor’s entire existence is extremely improbable. In my fanfiction, Alastor is not just this mixed race Creole dude, he is also FTM trans and the child of the most evil guy and the most virtuous woman ever. He stands at the very crossroads of Black and White, Male and Female, and most importantly: Good and Evil. “Big Papa” is like this ancient, immortal god who has existed for millennia. Human lives are like these little specks flash by him in the time it takes for him to blink. In the time it takes for him to blink, Alastor is just going to be dead, and he will have missed this once-in-a-lifetime chance to study the person who stood at the very crossroads of Race, Gender, and Morality.

Also, as I mentioned, he fucking loved Alastor’s mom. Alastor’s mom was like the most virtuous and pious woman ever. She built up an enormous fortune of goodwill with these uber-powerful beings. These guys who are literally just the gods of Hazbin Hotel. They all loved her, and her dying wish was for them to protect her child. So now the most powerful god of them all is just like following Alastor around and keeping an eye on him and shit. Alastor probably would have died as a teenager if “Big Papa” didn’t have his back.

“Big Papa” thinks that just by tracking Alastor, he can learn about humanity itself. He sees Alastor as a such a improbability that he stands at the very crossroads of existence. For “Big Papa” is the god of the spiritual Crossroads, and he is a very curious god. There is no other god more captured by the existence of human lives than he.

Anyways, the best part about “Big Papa” Legba is his powers, which is what I really want to talk about. They are the most outrageous thing about this very outrageous man.

“BIG PAPA” LEGBA’S POWERS

“Big Papa” Legba’s power level is just completely fucking insane. 

In Voodoo, Papa Legba (the actual deity) is called “The Doorkeeper” and he is the deity of spiritual crossroads. This is my attempt to translate these attributes into completely insane, bullshit anime superpowers.

“Big Papa” Legba wields the powers of Dimensional Manipulation, and “Crossroads”. These are both really good powers. 

Both of these powers are completely fucking broken.

This is what it is like trying to fight this guy:

So he starts the battle by just expanding to whatever size he needs to be. He can just instantly become whatever size he needs to be, but if he is not in danger, he likes to take his time doing this. He is probably going to start dancing and singing while doing this too. Once he’s the size he needs to be, he drills his magic staff into the ground and a huge, pitch black void forms underneath him.

It is important to note that his staff does not need to make contact with the ground for this attack to activate. He’s just picking a point in space-time and choosing to make that the center of his attack.

If you fall into this void, you’re super dead.

So you’re thinking “I’ll just stay out of this void”, but this void has an insane gravitational pull. It’s basically a black hole. 

Even if you can somehow resist the enormous force behind this gravitational pull, “Big Papa” can just teleport next to you and throw you into this void. He can just turn his arm into a rubber hose and throw you in. There are a million different goofy ways this man can force you into this void. And once you’re in, you just die.

This void looks completely pitch black, unless you are standing directly above. Then you can see what is actually happening.

“Big Papa” is just collapsing all three dimensional objects that enter this void into two dimensional space. It’s just “the paper” from the Remembrance of Earth’s Past trilogy. It's actually a stronger version of the paper, because he can literally make it any size he wants and there's no spaceship fast enough to save an ORDINARY HUMAN from this attack! This is a near instantaneous attack! This is his weakest and slowest attack. He always opens with this because just wants to see who can survive his weakest slowest attack, and he loves toying with his opponents.

So you’re thinking to yourself, “I’m a shapeshifter. I’m just going to shapeshift into a two-dimensional object so Papa’s dimensional attack doesn’t kill me.” First of all, you probably cannot shapeshift fast enough to dodge this. Moreover, Papa selects three properties when he uses this attack: a center, a radius, and an angle. The angle is not fixed to the angle his staff makes with the center point of this attack. If you are not perfectly aligned to the angle of this two-dimensional plane he creates, he does not gently rotate you into the correct orientation. You get ripped by this one! The odds that you correctly guess the angle he selects is basically zero (his Battle IQ is REALLY high!!!) This is a really strong attack he’s opening with.

If you can somehow survive getting all your three dimensional matter UNRAVELED and CRUSHED into two dimensional space, now he goes in the opposite direction and explodes your ass into four dimensional confetti. 

You might be wondering what it means to get exploded into four dimensional confetti. So you know how a piece of paper is basically a two dimensional object. If you grab the top of the paper and pull it along the z-axis in one direction, while grabbing the bottom and pulling it in the opposite z-axis direction, you rip that paper in half. That’s what he’s doing to your ass, but in four dimensions. This attack rips every three dimensional object to pieces.

This is a pretty good power.

“Big Papa” can do this because he’s the Doorkeeper of the Dimensions. 

He can also crush you down into one dimensional space or explode you into higher dimensions. But his favorites are turning you into a pretty two dimensional picture, or four dimensional confetti. This man will literally just instant transmission to an uninhabited solar system, unravel and collapse all of its three dimensional matter into two dimensional space, then shrink that down like a PNG to make his next jazz album cover. He can turn the entire galaxy into four dimensional confetti and put that in his next music video.

If you are one of the few who is completely immune to dimensional attacks, then he uses his next power. This power is called “Crossroads”. “Crossroads” is when “Big Papa” claps his hands and shouts the word “CROSSROADS!!” This attack splits all of your atoms apart because it sends all your protons flying in one direction and all your neutrons flying in the opposite direction. “Big Papa” does not have to shout “CROSSROADS!!” to use the attack “Crossroads”, he just likes doing that. This attack activates once his palms make contact with each other. While he does have to clap his hand to activate this attack, as you can imagine this man can clap his hands very fast.

This is a really fast attack. The center of this attack is the point where his palms make contact with each other, and if it was not obvious, this is a spherical attack (in three dimensional space). He picks the center and radius of this attack and it activates almost instantaneously.

In theory, it is possible to dodge the attack “Crossroads”, but you cannot dodge it by stepping to the side. The only way to dodge this is to back up really fast, or to just teleport. But you probably cannot teleport fast enough to dodge this.

If you somehow manage to dodge this, “Big Papa” just keeps spamming “Crossroads” until it hits you. The probability that you dodge three rounds of “Crossroads” is basically zero. He can just instant transmission to wherever he needs to be to kill your ass with this attack.

If anyone is still alive after Papa’s void attack and three rounds of “Crossroads”, “Big Papa” just turns them into party balloons. He jump ropes with them a little bit, and then goes back to doing whatever he was doing before.

This man is a whole ass problem.

You can send armies full of millions of super-powered men at this guy, and they’re all dead in less than two minutes. And most of that time was just Papa expanding at the very beginning. You can form an army out of every canon character in the Hazbin Hotel universe and he no-diffs this army in less than thirty seconds. I don’t even think he needs to use “Crossroads” to kill all of them. I think they’re all dead after his first dimensional attack.

“BIG PAPA” GETS SERIOUS

Let’s say you can survive Papa’s void, three rounds of “Crossroads”, and getting turned into party balloons, because you are also a god. If you are also unimaginably strong and going to battle with “Big Papa”, then he gets serious.

The real fight begins.

“Big Papa” starts using all sorts of insane dimensional manipulation powers. He does not just wield the power of dimensional manipulation, he is the master of dimensional manipulation. He has completely optimized this power for maximum destruction.

This is like trying to fight a loony toon, but the loony toon is also manipulating the dimensions all around you to move your ass around too. It is basically impossible to land a hit on “Big Papa” when he gets serious. Also he’s just constantly firing “Crossroads” at you while he is doing this.

“Big Papa” can use “Crossroads” in all sorts of creative ways. For you see “Crossroads” is not restricted to splitting protons from neutrons. “Crossroads” is a really powerful magic attack where you target two parts of an object and split them apart from each other. “Big Papa” just defaults “protons” and “neutrons” because this completely obliterates pretty much everything in three dimensional space. But he can modify this attack to work in any dimensional space, and he can change the target to whatever he imagines. The only limit to what you can target with “Crossroads” is your imagination. As you can imagine, “Big Papa” is a very imaginative man. If he is fighting an ethereal, five-dimensional being that is not made out of “protons” and “neutrons”, he can still split its “arms” from its “legs”. He can destroy pretty much anything with this power.

Fighting “Big Papa” means the destruction of the known universe. He just starts tearing holes all over the universe and doesn’t bother to close them back up. You are probably going to destroy most or all of the known multiverse if you do battle with “Big Papa” Legba.

This guy is like Sun God Nika, but I think he’s actually stronger than Sun God Nika. I think he’s actually a lot stronger than Sun God Nika.

He can make himself even stronger too.

This is what “Big Papa” does when he just wants to end the fight. He stops grinning, he closes his right eye and opens left eye really wide. His left eye forms a perfect circle, and you just see this very tight gold spiral form in the center of his pupil. For you see “Big Papa” is not actually jazzman from the Harlem Renaissance in a bright red zoot. This is just the preferred avatar he assumes in three-dimensional space. 

“Big Papa” is actually a near-infinite reserve of extremely powerful magic that exists across every dimensional space in existence. He is the Doorkeeper of the Dimensions - and I mean all dimensions, including imaginary dimensions! The gold in the center of his pupil is his magic. When he opens his eye really wide like that, he is concentrating an enormous amount of his ultra-powerful magic into the one-dimensional point at the very center of his pupil. So his body goes completely stiff and still because he is no longer wasting any of his magic to manipulate his three-dimensional avatar. 

When he does this, “Crossroads” no longer has any limits to it. It just targets “everything” within an object and splits it apart. “Crossroads” is the power to destroy anything within a given dimensional space. “The Doorkeeper of the Dimensions” can also travel between dimensions and rip apart the fabric of any given dimensional space. For you see, “Big Papa” Legba is actually the god of Dimensional Destruction itself.

The best part is that his powers just look so fucking goofy no matter how serious he gets. It’s literally just Black Santa Claus in a bright red zoot. He’s no longer smiling, but he’s winking at you. He can instant transmission anywhere and grow or shrink to whatever size he needs to be. He can kill pretty much anything that ever existed and ever will exist, and I don’t think there is anything that can kill this guy. 

“Big Papa” Legba was just designed to be the most broken anime character of all time. He is so goddamn strong. He is, without exaggeration, the most powerful of the gods. It is almost inconceivable how fucking strong this man is. I think he might be the strongest man in all of fiction.

The only thing more powerful than this man is God. He is the Voodoo King from New Orleans, and he’s got power beyond your wildest dreams. 

He can pretty much do whatever the fuck he wants.

[alastors-radioshow]

Language of flowers:

Terzo leaves an elegantly arranged bouquet in a vase where Alastor can see it.

Heliotrope, yarrow, yellow tulips, red and blue salvia, pink carnations, red roses, honeysuckle, white clover, and red and pink camellias.

The message, the tiny papa knew, would read loud and clear.

The Language Of Flowers

-Heliotrope: Devotion -Yarrow: Everlasting Love -Yellow Tulip: Sunshine in your smile -Red Salvia: Forever Mine -Blue Salvia: I think Of You – Pink carnation: I'll never forget you -Red Rose: I Love You -Honeysuckle: Bonds of love -White Clover: Think of me -Red Camellia: You’re a flame in my heart -Pink Camellia: Longing for you

Just as Terzo was already aware of, the message that bouquet held was received loud and clear.

The stag was very well versed in floriography, but even he had to pause and analyze the bouquet, once he returned to the room he was currently occupying.

A soft sigh would escape him as clawed fingers slid down the porcelain, crimson orbs simply taking it all in.

He truly was a strange man. To fall so deeply for one such as himself. A human, even. He truly didn't comprehend what he saw in him.

He wasn't exactly aware of the fact that maybe, just maybe, there was some fondness in that smile of his as he studied the array of colors in that bouquet.

"A dangerous game you are playing, Papa~"

[bayouboy-alastor]

Chapters: 40/? Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Alastor/Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel) Characters: Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Fat Nuggets (Hazbin Hotel), Husk (Hazbin Hotel), Niffty (Hazbin Hotel), Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel), Charlie Magne, Met Kalfu, Loko - Character, Papa Legba, Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel), Molly (Hazbin Hotel), Arackniss (Hazbin Hotel), Baron Samedi, Alastor's Mother (Hazbin Hotel), Angel Dust's Mother (Hazbin Hotel), Henroin (Hazbin Hotel), Original Characters, Lucifer Magne Additional Tags: Past Rape/Non-con, Hurt Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Trans Male Character, Trans Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Miscarriage, Period-Typical Homophobia, Period-Typical Sexism, Medical Trauma, Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Feels, Established Relationship, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Kid Fic, Eggs, Egg Laying, Weird Biology, Demon Deals, Soft Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Protective Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Blood, Voodoo, Domestic Fluff, Family Feels, Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Mild Blood, Spider Babies, Monster Babies, Mild Gore, Drag Queens, Gender-Neutral Pronouns, School Series: Part 14 of YCTH!Verse Summary:

After Angel throws a little birthday party for his pet pig, Alastor says something that opens up an old scar.

[elkfeast]

It was instinct honestly and the Princess barely recalls acting; she saw the glint of metal and next thing she knew her body lurched in front of him to guard the demon. Guard the one that's always been guarding her. Surely he could have fended for himself or perhaps the spear would have done him in as she stares down at the spear embedded within her abdomen. Knees buckle as she falls, blinking. She doesn't feel pain. "...I'm sorry," she mumbles. "I disobeyed." So tired is she. "I love you..."

tw: violence + gore !

    stop the Inferno Train all by yourself as it speeds through the railway at unimaginable speeds and you’re legendary. with your skill and influence, catch the attention of Hell’s crown and they’ll appoint you as head of the PUNISHMENT DISTRICT. but fail to protect your pupil and you don’t need anybody to say a word as you brand yourself a failure. mouth agape as blood covers his features and arms turn numb to the weight that falls against his body, forcing him to stumble over and catch the remaining angel’s spear against the palm of his hand. the feathered fiend lock their eyes with his as his smile falters and their’s begin to form in a sickening display of fortuitous success.

    God is good. God is merciful. words of the forgotten church echoing in his mind as memories of chanting the very verses in a white dress and long red hair hugging accentuated features cause his lips to quiver with unadulterated loathing. a good girl can only take so much cruelty when the world causes her nothing but pain. ‘ take the gun ’ papa says and he tells her to shoot ; makes a soldier out of her. when love causes her heartache she forgets the man and looks after her family. when war takes her brother away she follows in his footsteps and when she returns to walk through the Ticker Tape parade all she can think of is that she has become a shell of the person she had once was. she’s a nobody ; a sinner ; a killer. from the beginning she’d had always been bound to go to Hell, nevertheless, the Happy Hotel was something she never thought she would be… possessive about. care is a rare thing within the Radio Demon but over time the idea of it —- something he’d lost along with his humanity has began sprouting within him in ways he had never imagined.

    something ignited in his veins. a fury so strong that those who would try to stomp out the fire in his eyes will be engulfed by flames before they have a chance at escape. claws strike fast, digging into white linen and silver armour. the iron burns but he digs and twists and watches in satisfaction as the angel’s face, now threatening to put their entire weight over the deer contorts in horror. the holy being’s knees buckle as Alastor tears that heart right out of their chest, damaging ribcage and muscle and crushes the beating thing in his grasp prior to shoving it into the angel’s mouth and down their throat. pristine fangs may attempt to bite down on the elk’s arm but the radio host takes the jaw next and tears it off its bony hinges, discarding the disgusting thing by his feet. his shadows make quick work of feathered wings as its twisted and torn of, thrown over his shoulders as he catches a glimpse of them flapping about desperately in his peripheral. the rest is ruthless evisceration as he strips the angel of its skin and crushes their bones beneath his heels.

    and when it’s all over he rushes over to his sunshine and rainbows now pale and convulsing as she dies on the concrete made up of angel feathers and blood. there’s no hesitation as he takes the girl in his arms, and brushes the blonde hair away from her sweat filled face and crying eyes. god, oh god. ❛ i’m here. ❜ he manages to croak out over a tight throat, assessing the damage. brows weaving together as crimson hues fill with tears. chapped lips quivering. shoulders shaking.

    ❛ i’m right here. ❜ pathetic. whimper. nothing matters anymore. appearances don’t hold up in situations like this. this is why he never wanted to get attached. this is why he preferred no company but his own and the shadows that have become a part of him over the decades. another dying love withering away in his arms as he survives and they leave. they always leave.

    ❛ charlotte, ❜ he whispers, rocking back and forth as he held her. ❛ my sweet charlotte. i’m right here. ❜ for he would forever wander the Nine Circles alone, but he would never abandon her in her time of need… even if it were the last.

[the-smallest-star]

Well, that certainly has him turning his tune on a dime. He's much less energetic-- and his expression softens considerably.

"I'm proud of you. Rest well, mon fils. "

Gritt's tail wagged, he never got tired of being called that. It made him feel... well... home.

"Will do dad." Gritt yawned a bit, stretching before he flopped back onto his bed. A good long sleep was needed for certain.

[the-smallest-star]

Static crackles and buzzes from within Gritt's dressing room. Considering the chaos that falls upon the Pride Ring at the start of each year-- the Radio Demon took it upon himself to check in and let his son know he had survived the angel's latest attempts at annihilating him.

"Excellent show, mon fils!" He speaks through-- something? Perhaps there's a radio stashed around here somewhere. "You make your father proud!"

How did he- they were in Gluttony! How could he reach him here?? Never mind he wasn't going to press. His tail wagged as he looked around himself.

"Thanks, I had fun with it. I'm glad you got through extermination, I was worried for a minute." Well... sort of worried. This was Alastor they were talking about.

[the-smallest-star]

No one seems to quite realize just how wide The Radio Demon's mouth can open once he snaps his jaws in half-- not until he cracks said jaw in two and tears a grey face's head clean off his shoulders.

Oop, been a while since deer dad dropped in. He blinked at their feasting. "....... you good?"

[the-smallest-star]

//dad Alastor need to expain you a lot...

"I'd prefer to get the tapes than have him have to explain it!"

[the-smallest-star]

have you met your Dad Alastor's husband Gritt?

"Didn't know he was married. No I haven't. Good for him though."

@arachnoheaux @radi0activesmile

[the-smallest-star]

It had been quite some time since Alastor had dropped everything he was working on, but upon hearing the terror in his child's voice... he was rising from the shadows in a matter of seconds. A veil falls over the walls, creating a sound-proof barrier between the young imp and the taunting words of the soon-to-be-corpses.

"If, by some magic, that thing does come back, he will not survive long enough to even consider getting near you." Alastor's static whirrs and crackles angrily before calming to a gentle, soft, comforting buzz.

"I promise you that."

It was so silent. It even made Snoot blink and squeak in confusion. But it was welcome from the taunts.

A cigarette in hand, Gritt's hand shook a bit too much to light it. And that annoyed him.

"Well he ain't coming back, he's dead. Shi made sure." Gritt spoke, but Patch had been dead... who's to say he wouldn't.

That just made his stomach churn.

But he also wasn't that clueless idiot he had been before, Frank wouldn't get close even if he did come back. "... thanks."

[the-smallest-star]

Cue some uncomfortably loud static. "̶͎̆H̷͉͆ẹ̵̆ ̶̫̋s̴͈͂a̶̓͜i̸̦̋d̷̖̂.̶̡̈́ ̸̹́D̴̞̉R̴̝̆O̴͂͜P̵̰̓ ̴͇͐i̷̗̽t̵̺͑.̶̹̓"̵̨̛

Gritt jumped, he hadn't expected Alastor to be listening. ".... thanks."