#pathological twilight

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Pointy pic for @askpathologicaltwilight / @painttasticpony

[painttasticpony]

NEW STICKERS ON REDBUBBLE!

I went ahead and made designs for ALL my blogs for valentines/hearts & hooves day! Be sure to check them out!

[askpathologicaltwilight]

spike looks like a plush... can i hug?

"mm...comfy. I'll just sleep here a little longer.."

#15

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[mutiny-huyutiny]

I’m just going insane

[raidergamerspice]

I'm sure this is still a frequent convo elsewhere, but fellow Spy x Family fans that see this: how old do you think Twilight is?

I recently thought that he could be four or five years older than Yor, making him either 31 or 32.

What do you think? Agree or disagree? 🤔

[herbgroom]

imagine a pathologic MMO

[torse]

[pcetstcrtured]

this blog is going to end up becoming all ocs & canons from underrated/unknown fandoms & i’m kind of here for it -

[starlitc]

Twikovsky: "This damn rain… Can your herb mares summon it, can't they?"

[redversaillesrose]

Back in the Twilight era, people said shit like “Ohhh vampires don’t sparkle!” and would never stop to consider the fact that bursting into flames is not the flex they thought it was. 

[pawowogic]

for some reason tumblr decided to suggest me twilight content (i think its because of my vampire au??)  (if you cant read my handwriting, fair, but above eva yan it says ‘thinks she’s bella swan’ and above artemy ‘actually bella swan.’

[painttasticpony]

Greenlight

I have decided to greenlight, drumroll please.....

PATHOLOGICAL TWILIGHT!!!!!

The rest of her posts will be at @askpathologicaltwilight

Be sure to check it out!!!

I'm thinking this will be a more Lax blog, silly fun with darker themes

[askpathologicaltwilight]

So Dash is Twi like your gf or something?

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[fandom]

Video Games

We combined the console and mobile games lists and two dating sims still came out on top. Go figure.

Genshin Impact

Baldur's Gate 3

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

Five Nights at Freddy’s

Splatoon 3

Twisted Wonderland

Undertale

Ace Attorney

Pokémon Violet and Scarlet

Obey Me! Shall We Date?

Disco Elysium

The Sims 4

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Deltarune

Team Fortress 2

Hogwarts Legacy

Final Fantasy XIV

Honkai: Star Rail

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Minecraft

Persona 5

Pizza Tower

Rain World

Hollow Knight

Hades

Danganronpa

Arknights

Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Project Sekai

Elden Ring

Touhou

Stardew Valley

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

ULTRAKILL

Pikmin 4

Guilty Gear

Overwatch

Portal

Omori

Flight Rising

Resident Evil 4

God of War

Red Dead Redemption 2

Sonic Frontiers

The Stanley Parable

Fire Emblem: Three Houses

Cyberpunk 2077

Limbus Company

Mortal Kombat

Bendy and the Dark Revival

Destiny 2

Bloodborne

Among Us

Yakuza

Silent Hill

Ensemble Stars

Cookie Run

League of Legends

Bendy And The Ink Machine

Fear & Hunger

Dragon Age: Inquisition

Cult Of The Lamb

Fallout: New Vegas

Half-Life

Resident Evil Village

Pathologic

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time

The Murder Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Professor Layton

Dragon Age 2

The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

Fire Emblem Engage

Devil May Cry

Pokémon Legends: Arceus

The Sims 2

Fallout 4

Cuphead

Persona 3

Metroid

Final Fantasy VII

Dragon Age: Origins

Metal Gear Solid

The Witcher

Psychonauts

Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

Street Fighter

Guild Wars 2

The Sims 3

Dead By Daylight

Horizon Forbidden West

World of Warcraft

Starfield

Umineko

Detroit: Become Human

Yume Nikki

Monster Hunter

Pokémon Black and White

Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective

Night in the Woods

This is a newly-combined list! Yay!

[qdbs-writes]

Hello, are you still writing for Twilight? I can order The human reader who comes to high school is calm and beautiful, but the Cullen can't use their powers on him and that's a strange thing like Alice can't read his future and Edward can't read their mind and Jasper can't know their feelings If it's a lot of characters you can just do cullens boys

Fresh 'n hot headcanons coming right up! I'll focus on the Cullens who are in high school

Cullens React To Hot Reader Who's Immune To Their Powers

Edward

Edward is what some might call pathologically unobservant

Being able to read minds means he's constantly drowning out the menial thoughts of everyone around him, so you'll forgive him if he doesn't notice you immediately

He will notice you quickly once he realises that compared to everyone else your mind is like a soothing, quiet oasis. He will then notice just how stunning you are

And frankly, the rest of the high school agrees with him, you're a total babe! Edward is used to having people fawn over him and he's not sure how to handle all the attention suddenly being on you

Once he works up the courage to finally go talk to you, he decides he's quite okay with being your equal

Jasper

Jasper doesn't register your immunity until you're beating him in a civil war trivia kahoot quiz and he decides to make you dizzy to inhibit you

When he realises that you're still winning, he tries to make you miserable in case it was an accident. When you continue to merrily beat his score, that's when alarm bells start to ring

Jasper is very insecure about his inability to control your emotions, it's not a power the rest of the Cullen's really respect and it's not like he can walk up to you and ask you why you're immune to his magical emotional manipulation

He prepares to glare a hole into the back of your head instead until you glance in his direction and he sees just how gorgeous you are

Well now it'll just be ungentlemanly of him if he doesn't congratulate your victory, no use being a sore loser after all

Alice

After school, Alice sees you cross the road without looking, and you unknowingly walk into the path of an oncoming car. She fully expects to see a vision of your head cracked open across the tarmac with the rest of your body mangled under the bumper. But it never comes.

In fact, no visions come. She looks towards you again to see the car screech to a halt just in front of you, as you reach the other side and apologize to the shouting driver.

Interesting, very interesting. She decides to test her powers on you the next day by focusing hard on what your math final scores would be. Again, nothing comes to her. Alice finds you after the results were posted to ask how you did, and you had gotten a 98. It was the last good grade you needed to get into your dream college, the best news you could've gotten this week.

Alice slowly comes to terms with the fact that your life and its events may be completely beyond her, that despite all the effort in the world she will have no warning on what may happen to you next, but she wishes you all the best regardless

Emmett

Emmett first notices you in the boys changing room. For totally heterosexual reasons of course

You were the new kid on the football team, and the coach was eager to join you even after tryouts

You were a wide receiver while Emmett was on tackle, you didn't get to talk much, but he loves grappling your fit, muscular body into the ground. Shame he might have to smack you in your pretty face, though

And hey, you were good. Not as good as him, obviously, but still good

He invites you to sit with him at lunch, to talk strategy, and to hang out as guy friends. Totally not a gay thing, haha, unless you want it to be...

Rosalie

Now Rosalie had to give credit where credit was due; you were super hot

But unlike all the other hot people at Forks High, you were not completely full of yourself

But Rosalie doesn't just give her respect to any hot mortal, she wants to see how you handle all the attention you get from everyone else

You seem to keep to yourself, for the most part, politely declining all the young women vying for your affection. Your popularity knew few bounds, as you were admired by both teachers and students alike

But you remained calm and reflective in every situation, being humble at every compliment and word of praise

Rosalie will consider making you her friend, people like you are very hard to find, even for immortals

[fortheb0ys]

SOME CHARLIE LORE:

My name is Charlie but you can also call me CJ. The J just stands for Jako.

I'm half German and half Filipino. I grew up in the Philippines but I'm currently living in Canada.

I'm AMAB but I use he/him and they/them pronouns.

I speak four different languages.

I'm 6'3.

I'm currently studying to be a coroner and to have my PhD in pathology.

I have one cat named Rupert.

I have seven piercings. Three of which are on my ding dong.

I enjoy cooking and baking.

I'm completely deaf in my right ear.

I'm autistic.

I'M OBSESSED WITH THE OG TWILIGHT ZONE.

I served in the military (can i be the military man you have a crush on?)

That's all I can think of rn :)