#patrizio

[pixuou]

Monty family branch no.1 had a rough night when they caught a burglar sneaking in at midnight to set fire to Patrizio's urn.

Luckily Benedick was awake and alerted both the police and the firemen on time before permanent damage was done.

Benedick, thinking: But who would even do such thing, set fire to Granddad's ashes...? Why would anyone do that, if maybe not out of some petty personal grudge... Wait... could it be... that maybe one of the Capps... no, that's just going too far even for them...

[primepaginequotidiani]

PRIMA PAGINA La Stampa di Oggi mercoledì, 21 maggio 2025

[kiki-de-la-petite-flaque]

Happy Patti Smith day by Patrizio.

[hyacinth-sims]

sims 2 premades as memes/texts/posts/etc. (-slides u a note during class- do u still think i'm funny y/n edition)

[moandieu]

Patrizio Di Renzo: ‘Pure Poison'

[thesims2comics]

[3kl4ire]

i brokeback mountain-ed and aged down your old man yaoi. i’m not sorry……

aka British twink x Italian-American bear (they totally fuckin in the Mount Verona woods).

🎼: Glen Campbell - Southern Nights

5 drawings based off of a series of rbs i had w/@punkgrldotmp3 that you can find here :3

Basicallyyy Ennis -> Consort, Jack -> Patrizio, Alma -> Contessa, and Lureen -> Isa 😝 (they’re all in their mid to late 30s).

In this AU, the Capps are British immigrants *desperately* trying to fit into the Midwest cowboy culture, and the Montys are Italian-Americans that adopted the cowboy lifestyle as their family migrated from the east coast to the Midwest.

may i also bring to the table old woman yuri *serves you these drawings on a silver platter* (not so old since they’re all aged down lol) (i hope to fuck that Alma and Lureen aren’t related… haven’t watched this movie before… and maybe should’ve 😭)

+ just a reminder of plus size Isa and Patrizio supremacy plz n tnx 😤 (my *hc*)

++ I’ve never posted my drawings of Tybalt on here but his and Consort’s character designs I created have nods to each other and I think that’s neat (will def post tybbs in the future). My Merc also has Patrizio’s chin and cheek dimple teehee 🤭.

[simstraffikcone]

veronaville in ms paint because Shakespeare bday and motivation low enough not to want to go full out

[dumbass-with-internet]

✨Happy Pride y'all homosexuals🏳️‍🌈✨

[silkensimblr]

Veronaville boys

[gacougnol]

Patrizio Aceti

Mystic River

[pixuou]

Unfortunately, Benedick and Beatrice came home from the party to find their family in the kitchen mourning the patriarch of the family, Patrizio, who was visited by the Grim Reaper while they were out that evening.

Beatrice: I'm so sorry that we weren't here to say goodbye to him, Papa... If I had only known he was so sick...

[primepaginequotidiani]

PRIMA PAGINA Unita di Oggi sabato, 03 maggio 2025

[testingcheatsenabledon]

After a long hiatus, it's back! Read here

Some credits and spoilers...

All credits to Skell for the idea of Titania and Oberon's animal forms. Even after all these years F&R remains a brilliant story and one of my biggest inspirations for simming ❤️

[hyacinth-sims]

sims 2 premades as memes/shitposts (the great trip to south korea edition p.1 aka these have been queued up for like 2 weeks)

[hellodahliah]

starcrossed

act i

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police: aside from your employees, are there anyone else who have access or keys to this place?

bianca: no, not that we know of.

police: there is a chance your employees could have lost their keys or given them to someone who shouldn't have them.

antonio: h-hi boys! as you can see, we're a bit busy here!

romeo: oh watcher! is there anything we can do?

mercutio: "rot in hell, monty sounds like something the capps would write.

antonio: *sigh* we don't have proof it is them. now go home, keep an eye on patrizio. if i know my father well, i know he'll let his emotions get the best of him and do something stupid.

patrizio: *throws a vase into the wall so it breaks* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! TO HELL WITH THAT CONSORT CAPP! IF HE WANTS A FIGHT HE SHOULD COME STRAIGHT TO ME LIKE A MAN, NOT PLAY DIRTY TRICKS LIKE A SNAKE! A SNAKE IS WHAT HE IS! THEY ALL ARE!

patrizio: we can't let him or his family walk over us like this! we need to strike back!

isabella: we? no, patrizio! this is exactly what consort wants: to provoke you!

romeo: relax, grandpa! sit down, take a deep breath! bianca and antonio will take care of this!

mercutio: remember what the doctor said about your high blood pressure?

patrizio: FINE! i'll take justice into my own hands then!

romeo: grandpa! no, come back here!