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bought a squeaky packer from @plushenby (worth it please consider getting yr own) and my brothers review: if you squeaked that in front of my dog she would turn your penis into a penwas
Ghet enjoyed the court performances as much as the next dwarf growing up, but he was actually a pretty awful storyteller when Bassil first took him on as an apprentice.
Penwa and Behl are technically princesses by birth, being the daughters of one of the "giant" (human) chieftains to the northwest of the dwarven lands. However, one of their clan's religious beliefs was that twins are the incarnations of evil spirits, which is why they're slaves by the time we meet them.
Speaking of those two, "Penwa" and "Behl" aren't their original names; they're new ones based on the local dwarven language which they received after their liberation and adoption into the court. "Penwa" has the same in-universe root as the word for "pinky/little finger," which Ghet lost as a result of trying to free them. "Behl" shares an in-universe root with "silver" (or more literally, "white" or "shiny.")
I'm currently leaning towards Jinni (name pending) being perpetually invisible due to jinn not existing 100% in the physical world, but the effect doesn't extend to whatever she's wearing or carrying.
Tonic (name pending) always wears an unadorned iron ring on his right hand. Most mages he encounters assume that the ring is specially linked to Jinni. They would be entirely incorrect in that assumption.
me to myself bc i talk to myself out loud a lot when im gaming: i gotta get outta here before uh [forgets all of what i was going to say] before hollow's lantern turns my penis into a penWAS
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Let's see, we've got Ghet Nine-Fingers, who's a royal guard-turned-thief-turned-storyteller in the court of a dwarven king. And then we've got his two basically adopted human sisters, Penwa and Behl, who he got away from a traveling merchant/slaver (which is also the story behind why he's called "Nine-Fingers") when the two were children. Those two grow up to become lesser ladies of the court, with Penwa being more of an adventurous and outspoken sort and Behl being more refined and tactful. Ghet's master in the art of storytelling is a political advisor named Bassil. He's a cool dude.
For a different story we've got Jack Rider, a human who's wound up as a Fairy Prince on account of fairies having no inborn defense against bald-faced lies and him being physically incapable of not digging himself in deeper. Also from that story is Honeyscotch, a low-ranking fairy guardswoman and the first fairy Jack ever met, making her indirectly responsible for this whole mess. She's very nice and earnest. Sometimes I feel bad for tormenting her.
I do have a few other rough character ideas that aren't a part of either of those stories. One's a street urchin "apprenticed" to a conman. She might or might not wind up with the talent to mold wood like wet clay, haven't quite decided. There's also this middle-aged prophet dude who, in a twist of the usual formula, sees only futures that will not come to pass. He manages to make it badass anyway, both due to his religious order managing to piece together a very rough roadmap of the future through process of elimination and the fact that he can do things like step into the space where he knows a sword is not going to be in the next two seconds.
And also apparently Jinn & Tonic, but all I've got for that so far is the pun, one being a genie, and the other being a postgraduate chem dropout who accidentally figured out how to make an Elixir of Life.