The bad news: Poor Porkchop had a mass in her eyelid that required surgery.
The good news: It was successfully removed and sent off for testing.
The bad news: She did not get an eye patch (on which I planned on sticking a googly eye)
The good news: She has a small window before her fur grows back to cosplay as Prince Zuko?
The room temperature news: She is purposely hitting me with the cone every time she walks past me. The rest of the fam is safe from these drive bys. I think it's because I'm the one who always takes her to the vet for the horrors.