Irrefutable proof that the Phouse is a ruse and Dan and Phil are actually straight
Phil texting Dan to ask where Dan was, because he forgot that Dan was in another country on tour. How do you forget that about the person you live with?
"Uma Thurman just watched me have sex"? Well maybe that's because he had sex WITH Uma Thurman. Did anyone ever consider that??
Bit circumstantial, but they're really doubling down on No Hetero Howell. Maybe it's just for the bit, but they're both a bit TOO adamant that they're gay, y'know?
This is why they don't post very often on social media. Because the phouse is all a lie!
The Japan trip? It was a wedding. A DOUBLE WEDDING. To other, female, people. That's why it was so secret!
The video where they played Game of Life ep where Phil was bi, married a lady and WON? Soft launching.
And without faith it is impossible to please Him, for the one who comes to God must believe that He exists, and that He proves to be One who rewards those who seek Him.
my very specific prediction for the upcoming AITA video: he'll open by explaining that last week on the gaming channel he had an 'AITA' moment himself [insert clips from the dan eye incident here]
then he'll lead into the vid by saying something like "and that inspired me to ask you all for your 'am I the hole' moments", and only then will he bring up that this time, he asked for specifically dating/love-related stories, leaving us to piece together that the intro is a dating/love related story via the maxim of relevance
this is a picture from the, “rodent boy summer” post that Dan and Phil posted on their instagram accounts. If you didn’t see, Dan had been drinking from this cup and posed for this photo before drinking his drink normally. The left picture is a screenshot of the photo when Dan posed with his drink. I use an app called Snapseed, which automatically enhanced it and revealed the picture on the right….
still thinking about dan saying "id pollinate that" sorry excuse me what. what. and the way phil said thank you after that was WILD sorry that interaction was literally gayest thing ive ever heard in my entire life
I'm failing at my sincere detective attempts on the static scenes we can actually make out but very important to note this one looks like a cartoon version of the pheal
it’s honestly insane how much dan and phil do to try to be as accessible to everyone as possible. and they litteraly only get better.
like for the three tours:
you can watch tatinof on youtube premium, and while that’s great, you still have to buy youtube premium. you could get it then cancel it, but then you’d only be able to watch it once.
for ii, they were able to put it on dvd, which is great! you still have to buy the dvd, but you can watch it as often as you want.
and then we have wad. first, he was able to do a screening with a pre and post show at the end of feburary, but you still had to pay at least $15 for it, and you could only watch it for 48 hours.
we all knew dan wanted a place for it to stay forever, but i think it’s safe to say that we all assumed we’d have to buy it one way or another. even when he announced it was going on youtube, there were people, myself included, that had a tiny thought in the back of their head that we’d have to pay for it, cause why wouldn’t you? our society runs on capitalism and this is a huge, insane, and expensive project, it makes sense for it not to be free, and yet dan made it accessible for litteraly anyone with an internet connection. i dont think people realize how huge that is, and i respect the hell out of him for it.
even with phil, we all joke about capita£ester cause of all the sponsorships (and it being fucking hilarious), but you can still tell, he doesn’t like to hold people hostage like that, even with society telling him to. even if he isn’t always as explicit as dan. even with the sponsorships, every time he takes the time to still make them as entertaining as possible as if to say “yeah i know this is awful, but hey! at least i didn’t put a paywall on all my videos and then take it down a day later cause people were calling me a capitalist pig!”
everybody should really appreciate everything they do, or at the very least try to do, despite all of society’s bullshit telling them otherwise