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At least there are trees.
When I was younger, I thought trees were a big stupid waste of time except insofar as they provide us with oxygen.
Now, when I am sad and on the edge of something worse than sad, I think, "At least there are trees."
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the face of a man who found yet another way to mention his partner’s enormous ass in every single video
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i just think max verstappen switching from rb to mercedes is incredibly satth dan howell coded and i don’t like how crazy that’d be like whoa
#if so my mind should be studied#yes satth dan howell is based on mv1 a little bit howd you guess#f1#phormula 1#dnp#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#satth#phanfic
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omggg Peyton on my dash!! not to be THAT person but.... more SATTH when? 🥺🙏
med school is so time consuming i am SO SORRY
Whenever inspiration hits + im done with exams
(im so sorry)
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You’re all trying to think of ways for Phil to win more Dan Vs Phil’s but I’m here hoping Dan keeps winning accidentally because I think it’ll be funny to see him getting more and more stressed and desperate to throw games
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gelphie supremacy (my playlist)
#waiting for wicked for good every second i cant breathe#wicked#wicked for good#glinda#elphaba#elphaba thropp#glinda x elphaba#gelphie#wicked movie#wicked musical#galinda upland#galinda#gelphie rights#Spotify
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the freckles, mullet, gay little earring, and tan are doing something to me i need her so bad
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TERRIBLE - DAN AND PHIL [Official Music Video] ♪ https://youtu.be/KtUrV0nli9s out now wherever you listen!
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there is homework and there is phil lester and we all know which one i would rather do
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You belong with me. 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤
Letter on my site :)
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actually, i’ve been saying this
dan needs a sequel to the cold beer and hot women shirt that says cocktails and hot males
#at the time i made this he was being annoying about piña coladas i dont remember#dnp#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#dnp tit#phil lester#daniel howell
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chelsea flower bro
phil insta post
22/5/25
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someone put tom daley in witness protection right now

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the whole chicken coop
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it literally is not that deep and part of it is definitely just dan not wanting to post much on social media at all, but there's something oddly emotional for me about phil continuously being the one to "break the joint post streaks", while dan hasn't had a solo post since the wad merch went on sale online last year. yeah most of the joint posts are promo but still... for a guy who tried so hard to get away from the Dan And Phil branding for a few years, it really does feel significant that he seems perfectly content with having his entire online presence being linked to phil at the moment, both personally and professionally, and idk. idk. it just feels significant. three years ago this didn't seem even remotely possible.
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