#phil: hehe bird perch

[cirrusea]

He likes to be tall :]

[anarchy-and-piglins]

Really short avian phil and really tall piglin techno: They're BestiesTM so techno almost always slouches to be closer to phil's height and so Phil has an easier time climbing him to use as a perch bc bird brain. This leads to everyone thinking techno's like- pretty tall but still somewhat average right? Bc he's almost always next to phil and EVERYONE looks tall next to phil. Until techno finally stands up straight and just towers over everyone. Everyone looks tall next to phil but everyone also looks short next to techno. He enjoys the intimidation factor his height gives him.

I'm a short!Techno believer actually, because 'piglins = shorter than humans' in my brain and also I think Techno wearing platform boots and/or heels lives in my head rent free. Phil can still perch on him just bc Phil is very light (bird bones hehe). So I'd propose the opposite, everybody thinking Techno is tall until they see him without shoes and they're like "what the fuck" lol

I can be swayed for tall Techno sometimes but Ranboo has to be taller than him always that's the hill I'll die on