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2 Criminals Pick Wrong Victim for Carjack ā€“ Deadly Surprise Ensues!"
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Florida Mama Bear Flips the Script on Carjackers: Comedy of Errors Turns Deadly...Sort Of šŸ˜‚ Ah, Clearwater, Florida, where palm trees sway, seagulls squawk, and apparently, carjackers get their grand plans totally squashed. Picture this: two young criminals, Jernalen Dreshaw Coleman and Lasupta Singletary, thought they hit the jackpot when they targeted a woman named Louise Ornduff and her son Kalaeb in the oh-so-promising setting of a Bank of America parking lot. Can you just hear the ominous background music? šŸŽ¶ These criminal masterminds, ages 17 and 18, had a cunning scheme to sell a Nissan Rogue to this innocent duo. Armed and ready for action, they swooped in, probably thinking, "Oh, we got this, she's just a helpless woman." Well, folks, if you've learned anything from action movies and Florida crime sagas, it's that things are rarely what they seem. šŸ•µļøā€ā™‚ļø Act 1: The Bungled Carjacking šŸš— As Ornduff's son was maneuvering that Nissan like a pro, the duo of dimwits pulled out their 'weapons' and demanded the car keys. As if! Ornduff had other plans ā€“ she whips out her concealed firearm and, kaboom, fires a shot that hits Singletary. Coleman, clearly realizing they're way out of their league, decides to play chauffeur to his injured accomplice. But wait, they didn't hail a getaway car, oh no. They headed to the nearest hospital. šŸš‘ šŸŽ¬ Act 2: Enter the Police and the Baffled Public šŸš“ Now, don't think this action-packed comedy ends there. Criminal defense attorney Anthony Rickman (who's definitely missing out on a role in this movie) drops the line we've all been waiting for ā€“ "looking at surveillance videos" and "talking to witnesses." Classic detective work, right? I bet they even had magnifying glasses. šŸ•µļøā€ā™€ļø But hold on to your popcorn, because these criminals ā€“ one dead, one soon-to-be-unemployed ā€“ had some history. Surprise, surprise! They were in the midst of an armed robbery, because, you know, that's just what bored teens do on weekends. šŸ•ŗ #ļøāƒ£ #FloridaManGoneWrong šŸŒ“ The charges start piling up like sand in your car after a day at the beach: second-degree felony murder, armed robbery, and probably a partridge in a pear tree. Coleman gets the honor of facing these charges, all because they wanted to give the Nissan Rogue a joyride to remember. šŸ’¬ Audience Reactions šŸŽ‰ Now, my dear readers, here's the fun part: the reactions from the peanut gallery. Social media was lit like a Florida bonfire on a summer night. One brave soul applauds Ornduff's swift action, saying, "She was right in what she did and had to doā€¦police and courts should back her up and not take the defense of these criminals." Talk about a cheerleader for justice! šŸ“£ And then there's the armchair philosopher: "People are tired of working hard and getting robbed by punksā€¦a lot of honest citizens are ready to shoot back including me." Ah, nothing like a bit of vigilante wisdom to brighten your day. šŸŽ­ Epilogue: The Moral of the Story šŸ“œ So, what have we learned from this outrageous comedy of errors? Well, for one, never underestimate the mama bear in a Florida parking lot ā€“ she's probably packing heat and ready to defend her Nissan Rogue at all costs. And two, if you're gonna commit a crime, at least have a better escape plan than "let's head to the ER." And lastly, Florida headlines are just a whole different level of entertainment. šŸæ# Florida Mama Bear Flips the Script on Carjackers: Comedy of Errors Turns Deadly...Sort Of šŸ˜‚ Ah, Clearwater, Florida, where palm trees sway, seagulls squawk, and apparently, carjackers get their grand plans totally squashed. Picture this: two young criminals, Jernalen Dreshaw Coleman and Lasupta Singletary, thought they hit the jackpot when they targeted a woman named Louise Ornduff and her son Kalaeb in the oh-so-promising setting of a Bank of America parking lot. Can you just hear the ominous background music? šŸŽ¶ These criminal masterminds, ages 17 and 18, had a cunning scheme to sell a Nissan Rogue to this innocent duo. Armed and ready for action, they swooped in, probably thinking, "Oh, we got this, she's just a helpless woman." Well, folks, if you've learned anything from action movies and Florida crime sagas, it's that things are rarely what they seem. šŸ•µļøā€ā™‚ļø Act 1: The Bungled Carjacking šŸš— As Ornduff's son was maneuvering that Nissan like a pro, the duo of dimwits pulled out their 'weapons' and demanded the car keys. As if! Ornduff had other plans ā€“ she whips out her concealed firearm and, kaboom, fires a shot that hits Singletary. Coleman, clearly realizing they're way out of their league, decides to play chauffeur to his injured accomplice. But wait, they didn't hail a getaway car, oh no. They headed to the nearest hospital. šŸš‘ šŸŽ¬ Act 2: Enter the Police and the Baffled Public šŸš“ Now, don't think this action-packed comedy ends there. Criminal defense attorney Anthony Rickman (who's definitely missing out on a role in this movie) drops the line we've all been waiting for ā€“ "looking at surveillance videos" and "talking to witnesses." Classic detective work, right? I bet they even had magnifying glasses. šŸ•µļøā€ā™€ļø But hold on to your popcorn, because these criminals ā€“ one dead, one soon-to-be-unemployed ā€“ had some history. Surprise, surprise! They were in the midst of an armed robbery, because, you know, that's just what bored teens do on weekends. šŸ•ŗ #ļøāƒ£ #FloridaManGoneWrong šŸŒ“ The charges start piling up like sand in your car after a day at the beach: second-degree felony murder, armed robbery, and probably a partridge in a pear tree. Coleman gets the honor of facing these charges, all because they wanted to give the Nissan Rogue a joyride to remember. šŸ’¬ Audience Reactions šŸŽ‰ Now, my dear readers, here's the fun part: the reactions from the peanut gallery. Social media was lit like a Florida bonfire on a summer night. One brave soul applauds Ornduff's swift action, saying, "She was right in what she did and had to doā€¦police and courts should back her up and not take the defense of these criminals." Talk about a cheerleader for justice! šŸ“£ And then there's the armchair philosopher: "People are tired of working hard and getting robbed by punksā€¦a lot of honest citizens are ready to shoot back including me." Ah, nothing like a bit of vigilante wisdom to brighten your day. šŸŽ­ Epilogue: The Moral of the Story šŸ“œ So, what have we learned from this outrageous comedy of errors? Well, for one, never underestimate the mama bear in a Florida parking lot ā€“ she's probably packing heat and ready to defend her Nissan Rogue at all costs. And two, if you're gonna commit a crime, at least have a better escape plan than "let's head to the ER." And lastly, Florida headlines are just a whole different level of entertainment. šŸæ Read the full article
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themoontaxi Ā· 3 years
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hi hanna!! congrats on 100<3
can i pls order:
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šŸ· - cyma your favourite characters!
šŸæ - whatā€™s the meaning of life?
lmao youā€™ve been here a few times now katie, but iā€™ll just say thanks again. there you go - enjoy! <3
šŸ·: you donā€™t even wanna know how long it took me to decide on these. so sorry if you donā€™t like yours or donā€™t identify with them, i just tried to match my favorites to who i thought is most compatible bc i wanted to include yā€™all, especially since some of you are still waiting for your orders. ask away if youā€™re not familiar with yours <3
you as alice cullen (twilight) & skylar (good will hunting)
@ropoto as Ć©owyn (lord of the rings) & teresa lisbon (the mentalist) & christopher mccandless (into the wild)
@originalvampireslut as jessica jones (jessica jones) & dean winchester (supernatural) & mike waters (my own private idaho)
@ssaagentemilyprentiss as santana lopez (glee)
@ellcsgreenaway as glenn rhee (the walking dead) & yorkie (black mirror - san junipero)
@angstyalex as rosa diaz (brooklyn 99) & sam button (the perks of being a wallflower)
@alicejareau as ginny weasley (harry potter books)
@sadgirlml as rose dewitt bukater (titanic)
@jaspxr as ally mayfair-richards (american horror story)
@starrylang as elizabeth bennet (pride and prejudice)
@deadravenclaw as ellie bishop (ncis)
your šŸ§:
as for šŸæ: ā€œyou better take my hand in marriage rnā€ already sounded kinda like a proposal, but nice of you to make it official šŸ’ anyway, hereā€™s the playlist that goes along with it. the german songs i tried to translate as best as i could. and hereā€™s my attempt of answering what the hell the meaning of life is:
iā€™m not smart enough to change a thing // i have no answers, only questions, donā€™t you ask a thing /// this world is gonna end // but till then // iā€™ll give you everything i have / Hypersonic Missiles - Sam Fender
iā€™m forever chasing after time // but everybody dies, dies /// but if the earth ends in fire // and the seas are frozen in time // thereā€™ll be just one survivor // the memory that i was yours and you were mine / Immortal - MARINA
of course iā€™m afraid of dying, everybody is // everything on the planet is afraid of dying // whether itā€™s a dog // whether itā€™s a mosquito // whether itā€™s a turtle // whether itā€™s a cat // everythingā€™s programmed to survive // everything doesnā€™t want toā€¦ // nothing wants to die // everythingā€™s struggling to live // i guess humans, but i wouldnā€™t necessarily say this for certain, are maybe most aware of the fact that theyā€™re going to die // i guess that makes the journey a lot more difficult, more complex, and more challenging than perhaps what goes through an animalā€™s mind // but i wouldnā€™t say that for certain / WHEN THE SUN GOES OUT - Die Antwoord, Rodger Ballen
oh life // is just a game // no one ever tells you how to play // see different people // go different ways // some of them will leave you but // some of them will stay / Survivors - Passenger
dust in the wind // all we are is dust in the wind // dust in the wind // everything is dust in the wind / Dust in the Wind - Kansas
thereā€™s no plan, thereā€™s no hand on the rein // as mack explained, there will be darkness again / No Plan - Hozier
the world is covered by our trace // scars we cover up with paint // watch them preaching sour lies // i would rather see this world through the eyes of a child / Through the Eyes of a Child - AURORA
i know all your reasons // to keep me from seeing // everything is actually a mess /// we all are living in a dream // but life ainā€™t what it seems // oh everythingā€™s a mess / Dream - Imagine Dragons
so wake up // this ainā€™t a dream // ā€˜cause everythingā€™s exactly how it seems / Live Like Animals - Nothing But Thieves
letā€™s suppose that you were able every night to dream any dream you wanted to dream // and you would naturally as you began on this adventure of dreams, you would fulfill all your wishes // you would have every kind of pleasure, you see // and after several nights you would say, ā€œwell that was pretty greatā€ // but now letā€™s have a surprise, letā€™s have a dream which isnā€™t under control // where something is going to happen to me that i donā€™t know what itā€™s gonna be // then you would get more and more adventurous // and you would make further and further out gambles as to what you would dream // and finally you would dream where you are now / Dreams - Nuages
afterlife, oh my god, what an awful word / Afterlife - Arcade Fire
lifeā€™s a bitch and then you die // thatā€™s why we get high // ā€˜cause you never know when youā€™re gonna go / Lifeā€™s a Bitch - Nas, AZ, Olu Dara
you win, you lose, you sing the blues // thereā€™s no point in buying concrete shoes / I Always Wanna Die (Sometimes) - The 1975
i can feel it coming over the hillside // itā€™s a valley fire and itā€™s coming to burn us down // like a rushing comet bound for the planet // and weā€™re dinosaurs living in denial / Conrad - SOHN
you and me, weā€™ll all go down in history // with a sad statue of liberty and a generation that didnā€™t agree / Sad Statue - System Of A Down
ā€˜cause itā€™s got my head running 24/7 // i donā€™t know if i can figure it out // itā€™s all messed up, only one thing i know for sure // weā€™re so full of sugar, honey, ice, and tea / sugar honey ice & tea - Bring Me The Horizon
underneath it all, weā€™re just savages // hidden behind shirts, ties, and marriages // truth is in us all, cradle to the grave // weā€™re just animals still learning to behave / Savages - MARINA
becoming friends with a noose i made // and i keep tryinā€™ to untie it // make it into something useful // or maybe hang it through a window pane // turn it into a fire escape / Leave It Alone - Hayley Williams
i wanna live life and never be cruel // i wanna live life and be good to you // and i wanna fly and never come down // and live my life and have friends around / We Never Change - Coldplay
now iā€™m told that this is life // and pain is just a simple compromise // so we can get what we want out of it / Misguided Ghosts - Paramore
yeah, you should be loving someone / Loving Someone - The 1975
when the sun will set // donā€™t you fret // no, i have no money on my mind /// just love / Money On My Mind - Sam Smith
something that stays // something that is enough // something that shows weā€™re on the right path // until we find something that feels alright // thatā€™s worth sharing // weā€™d love to feel something like that // weā€™re searching everywhere and seemingly find nothing // that makes us stay // that promises us what we really want // what weā€™re all searching for // we never get enough ā€˜cause we always want more // we can explain why the earth is moving // look into space, one planet is not enough for us // build memorials, weā€™d love to be forever young // collect pictures, but are missing the memory // sell ourselves as stupid and make money from it // invent something new each year that the world doesnā€™t need // ā€˜cause there always has to be something more // even though no one explains why // weā€™re in search for something // weā€™re in search for something more // weā€™re in search for something // but no one knows what // but at least itā€™s something more / Irgendwas - Yvonne Catterfeld, Bengio
all this fuss over nothing // reinventing the wheel // all this searching for something thatā€™s not real / The Wheel - SOHN
i find over the course of our human existence // one thing consists of consistence // and itā€™s that weā€™re all battling fear // oh dear, i donā€™t know why weā€™re here // oh my, too deep, please stop thinking // i liked it better when my car had sound / Car Radio - Twenty One Pilots
why explore the universe when we donā€™t know ourselves? // thereā€™s an emptiness inside our heads that no one dares to dwell / Hospital for Souls - Bring Me The Horizon
letā€™s start again // letā€™s learn to talk // without fear of being heard // ā€˜cause everybodyā€™s listening to everything and everybody / Start Again - Sam Fender
from the top of the first page // to the end of the last day // from the start in your own way // you just want // somebody listening to what you say / Square One - Coldplay
the end is the same for everyone // should be enough for us to be as one / Six Billion - Nothing But Thieves
stop asking why // why we had to waste so much time // well, we just pick up, pick up and start again // ā€˜cause we canā€™t keep holding on to grudges / Grudges - Paramore
i need a purpose, i canā€™t keep surfing // through this existential misery / MANTRA - Bring Me The Horizon
mistrust the world, itā€™s lying to you // or are you lying to yourself? // in the end nothing of you will stay // but the frame you didnā€™t leave / I Love You But Iā€™ve Chosen Dispo - Jennifer Rostock
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Julez' Top 10 Favorite Movies Between 1990-2000
Ok, here we go! A fitting list for my first blog entry. These are my favorite movies from a great era in time. It was hard to narrow it down to just 10! This list includes multiple genres of movies, but mainly from the crime genre. Some well known, others hidden gems that you might have missed. Another interesting fact about this carefully curated list, the average IMDb score is 8.5/10 and doesn't contain a Rotten Tomatoes score of less than 74%! So rest assured, you are in for a treat. Time to grab the popcorn and enjoy these great movies! šŸæšŸ“½
1.) Pulp Fiction
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Released: 1994
IMDb: 8.9/10
Rotten Tomatoes: 92%
Crime/Drama
Director: Quintin Tarantino
Synopses:
Vincent Vega (John Travolta) and Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson) are hitmen with a penchant for philosophical discussions. In this ultra-hip, multi-strand crime movie, their storyline is interwoven with those of their boss, gangster Marsellus Wallace (Ving Rhames) ; his actress wife, Mia (Uma Thurman) ; struggling boxer Butch Coolidge (Bruce Willis) ; master fixer Winston Wolfe (Harvey Keitel) and a nervous pair of armed robbers, "Pumpkin" (Tim Roth) and "Honey Bunny" (Amanda Plummer).
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2. True Romance
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Released: 1994
IMDb: 7.9/10
Rotten Tomatoes: 93%
Crime/Romance
Director: Tony Scott
Synopsis:
A comic-book nerd and Elvis fanatic Clarence (Christian Slater) and a prostitute named Alabama (Patricia Arquette) fall in love. Clarence breaks the news to her pimp and ends up killing him. He grabs a suitcase of cocaine on his way out thinking it is Alabama's clothing. The two hit the road for California hoping to sell the cocaine, but the mob is soon after them.
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3. The Matrix
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Released: 1999
IMDb: 8.7/10
Rotten Tomatoes: 88%
Sci-Fi/Action
Directors: Lilly Wachowski, Lana Wachowski
Synopsis:
Neo (Keanu Reeves) believes that Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne), an elusive figure considered to be the most dangerous man alive, can answer his question -- What is the Matrix? Neo is contacted by Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss), a beautiful stranger who leads him into an underworld where he meets Morpheus. They fight a brutal battle for their lives against a cadre of viciously intelligent secret agents. It is a truth that could cost Neo something more precious than his life.
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4. Goodfellas
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Released: 1990
IMDb: 8.7/10
Rotten Tomatoes: 96%
Crime / Drama
Director: Martin Scorsese
Synopsis:
A young man grows up in the mob and works very hard to advance himself through the ranks. He enjoys his life of money and luxury, but is oblivious to the horror that he causes. A drug addiction and a few mistakes ultimately unravel his climb to the top. Based on the book "Wiseguy" by Nicholas Pileggi.
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5. Fight Club
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Released: 1999
IMDb: 8.8/10
Rotten Tomatoes: 79%
Thriller/ Drama
Director: David Fincher
Synopsis:
Fight ClubĀ is a 1999 American film directed byĀ David FincherĀ and starringĀ Brad Pitt,Ā Edward Norton, andĀ Helena Bonham Carter. It is based on theĀ 1996 novel of the same nameĀ byĀ Chuck Palahniuk. Norton playsĀ the unnamed narrator, who is discontented with his white-collar job. He forms a "fight club" with soap salesman Tyler Durden (Pitt), and becomes embroiled in a relationship with a destitute woman, Marla Singer (Bonham Carter).
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6. Trainspotting
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Released: 1996
IMDb: 8.1/10
Rotten Tomatoes: 91%
Drama/Dark Comedy
Director: Danny Boyle
Synopsis:
TrainspottingĀ is a 1996 BritishĀ black comedy-dramaĀ film directed byĀ Danny BoyleĀ and starringĀ Ewan McGregor,Ā Ewen Bremner,Ā Jonny Lee Miller,Ā Kevin McKidd,Ā Robert Carlyle, andĀ Kelly MacdonaldĀ in her debut. Based on the 1993Ā novel of the same titleĀ byĀ Irvine Welsh, the film was released in the United Kingdom on 23 February 1996.
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A wild, freeform, Rabelaisian trip through the darkest recesses of Edinburgh low-life, focusing on Mark Renton and his attempt to give up his heroin habit, and how the latter affects his relationship with family and friends: Sean Connery wannabe Sick Boy, dimbulb Spud, psycho Begbie, 14-year-old girlfriend Diane, and clean-cut athlete Tommy, who's never touched drugs but can't help being curious about them...
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7. Casino
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Released: 1995
IMDb: 8.2/10
Rotten Tomatoes: 79%
Crime / Drama
Director: Martin Scorses
Synopsis:
In early-1970s Las Vegas, low-level mobster Sam "Ace" Rothstein (Robert De Niro) gets tapped by his bosses to head the Tangiers Casino. At first, he's a great success in the job, but over the years, problems with his loose-cannon enforcer Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci), his ex-hustler wife Ginger (SharonĀ Stone), her con-artist ex Lester Diamond (James Woods) and a handful of corrupt politicians put Sam in ever-increasing danger. Martin Scorsese directs this adaptation of Nicholas Pileggi's book.
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8. Leon: The Professional
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Released: 1994
IMDb: 8.5/10
ROTTEN TOMATOES: 74%
Action/ Drama
Director: Luc Besson
Synopsis:
Mathilda (Natalie Portman) is only 12 years old, but is already familiar with the dark side of life: her abusive father stores drugs for corrupt police officers, and her mother neglects her. LĆ©on (Jean Reno), who lives down the hall, tends to his houseplants and works as a hired hitman for mobster Tony (Danny Aiello). When her family is murdered by crooked DEA agent Stansfield (Gary Oldman), Mathilda joins forces with a reluctant LĆ©on to learn his deadly trade and avenge her family's deaths.
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9. The Shawshank Redemption
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Released: 1994
IMDb: 9.3/10
ROTTEN TOMATOES: 91%
Drama / Crime
Director: Frank Darabont
Synopsis:
The Shawshank RedemptionĀ is a 1994 AmericanĀ drama filmĀ written and directed byĀ Frank Darabont, based on the 1982Ā Stephen KingĀ novellaĀ Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption. It tells the story of banker Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins), who is sentenced to life in Shawshank State Penitentiary for the murders of his wife and her lover, despite his claims of innocence. Over the following two decades, he befriends a fellow prisoner, contraband smuggler Ellis "Red" Redding (Morgan Freeman), and becomes instrumental in a money-laundering operation led by theĀ prison wardenĀ Samuel Norton (Bob Gunton).Ā William Sadler,Ā Clancy Brown,Ā Gil Bellows, andĀ James WhitmoreĀ appear in supporting roles.
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10. Se7en
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Released: 1995
IMDb: 8.6/10
Rotten Tomatoes: 82%
Crime/Drama
Director: David Fincher
Synopsis:
When retiring police Detective William Somerset (Morgan Freeman) tackles a final case with the aid of newly transferred David Mills (Brad Pitt), they discover a number of elaborate and grizzly murders. They soon realize they are dealing with a serial killer (Kevin Spacey) who is targeting people heĀ thinks represent one of the seven deadly sins. Somerset also befriends Mills' wife, Tracy (Gwyneth Paltrow), who is pregnant and afraid to raise her child in the crime-riddled city.
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turns out the snacks were more filling then i thought (because that extra large cupcake was phenomenal!), and i know that this cafe is getting more and more customers by the day. so, i decided to get one more thing before i make my official leave:
šŸæ - where does the universe end?
i understand that popcorn takes awhile to pop, so please take your time and know that iā€™m in no rush at all! ;)
harleyā€¦ itā€™s so good that you werenā€™t in a rush because this literally took me centuriesā€¦ or should i say light years? šŸ’«
but, to be fair: this was such a hard question, seriously. first off, no one has a definitive answer to that, and secondly, who the fuck talks about that in their songs except me probably if i ever were to write one? well, these people apparently. (wasnā€™t that the best transition you ever heard?) okay, so youā€™ll notice that not every one of these lines is in direct correlation to your question, but there is a connection and i thought you would appreciate some of them being here on the list. i also didnā€™t know all of them before this, because at one point i was so lost i typed ā€œuniverseā€ into lyrics.com and searched through like 100 pages of lyrics containing the wordā€¦ yes, i am fine, thank you. so to sum it up, i really loved your interest in the question and was eager to find an answer, but iā€™m happy to finally not have to think about this anymore hahha. anyway, i hope you enjoy! :)
oh, and the first one iā€™m dedicating to you <3
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girl, i travel ā€˜round the world and even sail the seven seas // across the universe and all the other galaxies // just tell me where to go, just tell me where you wanna meet // i navigate myself, myself to take me where you be / Meet Me Halfway - Black Eyed Peas
letā€™s talk about love // is it anything and everything you hoped for? // or do the feeling haunt you? // i know the feeling haunt you // this may be the night that my dreams might let me know // all the stars are closer / All The Stars - Kendrick Lamar, SZA
iā€™ve looked a long time to find you // i drifted through the universe, just to lay beside you / Dark Star - Jaymes Young
give me all - keys of eternity // so i can hide my youth // in the infinite universe / Falling Asleep - Alogia
the universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding // in all of the directions it can wiz // as fast as it can go, the speed of light you know // twelve million miles a minute and thatā€™s the fastest speed there is / Galaxy Song - Monty Python
just remember youā€™re a tiny little person on a planet // in a universe expanding and immense / Galaxy DNA Song - Eric Idle
youā€™re my earth // youā€™re the planet // youā€™re the grass // the wind and tides // and now that youā€™re gone, i feel so out of place // and now that youā€™re gone, iā€™m just drifting through space / youā€™re my world - atlas
to the center of the earth // where the wild darkness grows // to the edges of the universe // is there anyone who knows / Oh Yeh - Leonardoā€™s Bride
itā€™s you my lover // iā€™ll thank my lucky stars // in this space and time // to have crossed with yours // no matter how far away // to another galaxy // thereā€™s no time to waste // i won the cosmic lottery / Cosmic Lottery - Evergreen
iā€™m lying on the moon // my dear, iā€™ll be there soon // itā€™s a quiet and starry place // times were swallowed up in space // weā€™re here a million miles away // thereā€™s things i wish i knew / The Moon Song - beabadoobee, Oscar Lang
i wonā€™t wait for you, iā€™m already gone // like moonlight leaves with the dawn // i wonā€™t wait for you, the nightā€™s too long // iā€™m a voyager, and i voyage on / Voyager - Birdy
in the california of my mind // one night i was out walking // looking for the star that fell to earth // all the palm trees bending to my will // all the red tails circling the kill // in a big black hole where the universe gave birth // iā€™m changing, i'm changing, my dear // getting stranger and stranger, i fear / Learning How To Disappear - Milow
i got the good side of life // travelled the universe twice / The Good Side - Troye Sivan
the world is so small, ā€˜til it ainā€™t // iā€™m building up a wall ā€˜til it break / Small Worlds - Mac Miller
door opens // three, four steps, different world // light shines blue // parallel universe // hug her and him // long time no see / Zeit Steht - Trettmann, KitschKrieg, Alli Neumann, SFR
i believe that youā€™re for me, i feel it in our energy // i see us written in the stars // we can go wherever, so letā€™s do it now or never // baby, nothingā€™s ever, ever too far / Levitating - Dua Lipa
far away // this ship is taking me far away // far away from the memories // of the people who care if i live or die / Starlight - Muse
deep inside of a parallel universe // itā€™s getting harder and harder to tell what came first / Parallel Universe - Red Hot Chili Peppers
and in a burst of light that blinded every angel // as if the sky had blown the heavens into stars // you felt the gravity of tempered grace // falling into empty space / Iridescent - Linkin Park
with shortness of breath, you explained the infinite // how rare and beautiful it is to even exist / Saturn - Sleeping At Last
two words in your hands, in your heart // itā€™s one universe // you are always here with me / Here with Me - Susie Suh, Robot Koch
you might have lost yourself in thoughts // no faith to help you grasp the universe // but once you have accepted it // you will find that life is ok / Pray To Fall Asleep - Dā€™Sound
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let me know your thoughts! <3
(also congrats on getting engagedā€¦ with me haha ā¤ļø)
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Congrats on 100 and having possibly the coolest celebration idea ever!!
šŸ¬ (curious) candy - i love new music
šŸæ (philosophizing) popcorn - Is happiness just chemicals flowing through your brain or something more?
hi new fiancƩe! thanks again, it really means a lot <3
so i finally tackled that topic, but be warned itā€™s gonna be disappointingā€¦ so letā€™s just say i was out of butter and sugar for the popcorn ahaha
so first the easy part:
heard youā€™re a swifty, so i went with something not too differentā€¦
sheā€™s a gem <3
and now a disclaimerā€¦ when i first saw your question my mind went like ā€œoh shittt. i mean i did say i want challenging questions, but how the hell am i supposed to answer this WITH LYRICS?ā€ like most songs i listen to are full of sadness and devastation, but rarely happiness and certainly not nEuROscIEnCe lmao. like yeah, i can recommend you ten good books on that, but songs?!? well i tried nevertheless, but these are more loose threads and it depends on your interpretation if these can be linked to your question, but it at least made sense to meā€¦ anyway, hereā€™s the playlist in case you wanna listen to them.
yeah you rid me of the blues // ever since you came into my life // because youā€™re my medicine // said i, i adore you // and thatā€™s all i have to say bye-bye // and you opiate this hazy head of mine // because your my medicine / Medicine - The 1975
they will see us waving from such great heights //ā€œcome down now,ā€ theyā€™ll say // but everything looks perfect from far away // ā€œcome down nowā€ // but weā€™ll stay / The Postal Service - Such Great Heights
i know places we can go babe // where the highs wonā€™t bring you down babe // no, the highs wonā€™t hurt you there babe / I Know Places - Lykke Li
so we spent what was left of our serotonin // to chew on our cheeks and stare at the moon / Graceland Too - Phoebe Bridgers
your love // score love as a painkiller // your love // more love // pure love as a painkiller // your love // is just a // your love is a painkiller // sweet tasting overdose // oxytocin // oh, iā€™ll never be told / Painkiller - Nothing But Thieves
give me a run for my money // sipping bubbly, feeling lovely, living lovely // just love me // i wanna be with you (love me, just love me) / LOVE - Kendrick Lamar, Zacari
you rely on someone else // to make you feel alright // as far as iā€™m concerned // thatā€™s no kind of life / No Kind of Life - Clearlake
i sang a hymn to bring me peace // and then it came, a melody // it felt so sweet // it felt so strange // it made me feel like i belonged // and all the sadness inside me // melted away like i was free / Happy - MARINA
weā€™re in the car on a highway // itā€™s a magical feeling that no oneā€™s got a hold // youā€™re a catalyst to your happiness you know / Pumpin Blood - NONONO
iā€™ve had enough // thereā€™s a voice in my head // says iā€™m better off dead // but if i sing along a little fucking louder // to a happy song // iā€™ll be alright / Happy Song - Bring Me The Horizon
wellā€¦ as i said, i tried. maybe the pretty colors will suffice lmao. hope i didnā€™t let you too far down <3
also let me know whatā€™s gonna be your tag :)
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