#picard: ur the only motherfucker in this galaxy that can handle me

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fic fmk with Picard, Kirk, and Sisko, please! nerds always b comparing captains and this tradition must Continue

Fake date Picard, predominantly because I struggle to believe he has ever dated anybody for real, ever.  Picard is a ball of emotional constipation.  It could never work between us…

It was a toss up, but slow burn Kirk.  I mean, for all that everyone loves to paint him like a ladies’ man (cough AOS cough), he’s a sensitive guy who’s trying his best.  Plus, he is simultaneously a nerd and a jock.  Where else would you find that combination in the wild?  Kirk wakes up every morning and drinks respect women juice.

Enemies to lovers Sisko, obviously.  I mean, with the moral complexity and shades of grey that make up DS9, Sisko is really the perfect captain to go enemies to lovers with.  We’d start off on different sides of a conflict, until the Dominion emerged as a greater threat and so we’re forced to form a tentative alliance that becomes something more.  We could bond over my limited knowledge of baseball.