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[doctorgayass]

A list of things my best friend has said:

"They're already dead it's okay"

"I've started complimenting my sister by saying that I'm mad that she isn't fat and bald"

"How are you faster than me I have a bigger leg span"

"I'm too much of a fetus for this"

"Oh okay so your giving me this because I'm also trash hahah- OH MY GOD IT'S ALSO MOIST"

"If I were an animal I would be a pocatocorn"

"What's your favorite taco titty"

"Oh yeah when Adam is close to the edge just go *makes a pushing motion* oops I slipped"

*me and another friend are arguing what the plural version of moose is* "Meesi"

"If I throw my boot at someone am I kicking them or hitting?" "Hitting" "okay but it's my KICKING boots. That changes things"

"I only like flan for the aesthetic"

"HOLY HECKING HEAVENLY PICKLES BABY JESUS"

"My dog is trying to eat a window help"

"I have a bad flan and a sick cat so I think you won"

"Come to the caf they have good child sandwiches."

"Feti can’t lift weights, if your wondering that’s plural fetus"

"Pain is not fun. Kind of like watching your cat barf on your flan"

"Skeyeet"

"We are puddle. Puddle is US."

"Welc"

"Yep. But it's me. An asexual pigeon"

"#lolimawaistofairwhosonlypurposeistotalkaboutweirdthingslikepigeonshahaha"

"So I was trying to think of what animal you are and I thought mushroom but you're not a mushroom"

"What does a ween look like"

"What does a Yves look like"

"So I'm gonna draw a small Lafayette sitting in a puddle"

"Death by hoodie"

"Time to enter the fetus zone"

"I don't have a crack lab just a puppy"

"Oily chicken balls"

"I also just ate icing right out of the tube. DIABETES HERE I COME"

"Man me a toe"

"I will put my hand in your personal bubble"

"It's puddle boi and ween!!!"

"It's a brick and whatever I am"

"Puddle yes"

"PERSONAL BUBBLE VIOLATION WEEEWOOOWEEEOOOWEEOOO"

"PEEB does not"

"IlL nEvEr bE sAtUsFiYeD eJhoogoy I cAnT sPeLl"

"What's plural of fetus? Fetoos"

"This pinecone be THICC"

"That was the big daddy pinecone"

"That cloud lookin thicc"

"Peeb mode is on HHHHHHH"

"OH MY DIDDLE DARN SCOODLE NOODLR"

"Are you ever just sitting there and then you remember- huh. I ate mustard covered sour worms in grade 4"

"I’m a hOe fOr mAcArOni AnD cHeEsE 😤😤👌👌"

"I thought but was a tit bird but no, it's a freaking goose"

"You look like a crusty ass lizard"

"Cocain rats ate my soup"

"Vegan cheese isn't cheese, it's just tofu"

"In the name of holy god Swanson please"

*while playing Mario Kart* "These cows are about to suck on my dust pipe"

*talking about my boobs/dysphoria* "Give them to Jesus. He will be thecc"

"I just searched up 'sexy waluigi'"