#plant boys bday c:

[one-bunny-a-day]

21/07/2023

today's bunnies are birthday boys !

cakeless version so you too can make them look at whaever you'd like o/

[yamagucji]

A present like no other

warnings. nswf, 18+, light bondage, overstimulation, dirty talk, pet play, oral and penetrative sex

in which. you are yamaguchi’s bday present

pairing. dom!yamaguchi x fem!reader

note. this is.. a little hot. i’ll edit it later.

This isn’t how he’d imagined his special day to go. He’s come home from his office job to the comfort of your bedroom— catching sight of you sprawled out over the mattress in your matching lace underwear. Has he ever told you how fucking hot that specific color is on you?

He’s frozen in place— but he doesn’t need to move, because you’re already sliding off the bed and heading towards his flustered figure. The hem of your panties moves perfectly against your skin, complimenting the dip between your thighs and your pretty cunt. It reminds him of that dream he’d had several times before, where you were caught only begging with his name as he maneuvered his tongue over your clothed clit; caught begging again when he fucked you over with no remorse. Maybe tonight will go something along the lines of that.

“You can do anything you’d like Dashi, I’ll be your little fuck toy for tonight.” His gaze flickers down to the placement of your plump fingertips against his chest, gulping at the mere touch. How are you always so enthralling? So... hypnotizing?

“Petal, I- you don’t have to do this for me,” 

But he’d love to. He’d love to fuck you over and fulfill his secret fantasies for a change. Even just the thought of you being his little fuck toy makes his dick twitch. He pulls at the knot of his tie, shifting the fabric a little from left to right as he tries to comprehend your offer. He’s sure this isn’t a dream again, is it?

“Are you sure? I’m okay with how we’ve been— you know...” 

“Hm,” you nod. “I want the birthday boy to take all the lead tonight.” Birthday boy. Lead. Somehow your bit of teasing makes something within Tadashi stir.

He lets you undress him at first; starting off with his disheveled tie, then to the buttons of his dress shirt, reaching your hand down to the buckles of his belt. But he pushes your hand away from his strap— because this is as far as you can get with the initiative. “My love, you said I could do anything I’d like, right?”

Tadashi’s voice, as usual, sounds heavenly; soft and innocent. It encapsulates his gentleness in a way that makes him seem submissive. But the moment your head nods for a little confirmation, he says the next string of words in a voice much deeper.

“Then,” he whispers, unbuckling his belt with ease, already thinking— no, knowing of where his leather strap will end up. “You’ll be a good little bunny for me tonight, will you?”

Maybe Tadashi’s just too excited. But how can he not be? He’s dreamt about this, even thought about taking total control over you (at times when he shouldn’t be). He’s simply eager to fuck your tight cunny up for his own pleasures. He finally lets gentleness depart when he hears your last hum of approval.

“Turn around,” he nearly sounds intimidating. But you follow his order without question, turning your body back towards your bed and bringing your tummy down against the mattress. You’re so obedient, unlike the other times you’ve fucked each other. He pulls your wrists together in front of you and wraps his belt around them (ironically the one you gifted him last year), before leaning his body over your back. “It’s not too tight is it?” is a question he whispers right beside your ear. Is that a floral perfume you’re wearing? He takes a whiff.

“No it’s ah-” you moan at the feeling of his hard dent rubbing against your ass. It doesn’t even take a second before he’s asking another question, tempted by your seduction. 

“You wore this pretty outfit and perfume just for me bunny? Hm, I know it’s my birthday- but I feel like I should at least give you some reward.”

Ah, it’s too early for you to be moaning like this. But fuck it does it feel good when you start to feel Tadashi’s lips against your back, kissing a soft trail all the way down your spine— and especially with the way he’s gripping your waist with a little more force than usual. He tells you to lie back down on the bed which you do accordingly, your hands now above the pillow and your thighs spread apart to showcase your clothed cunt that’s already slightly damp. You debated whether or not he chuckled or heaved a breath as he settles down between your legs; but the subtle smirk on his face makes you certain it’s the former. 

“Look at you princess, already wet for me.” 

“Y-yes...Dashi,” why are you suddenly so shy in front of him? 

Tadashi mumbles something, probably along the lines of how cute and needy you are for his cock. He lowers his face down, just barely touching your core, ignoring the uncomfortable strain of his growing boner still in his boxers and slacks. You smell just as good down there too. A gentle kiss is placed over the ribbon of your panties— before he dips nose slightly between your folds. Like in his previous wet dreams (which still remain unspoken of), Tadashi plants a small experimental lick along your stripe. 

“Hmm fuck,” you whine. “D- don’t tease me.”

The feeling of your slight jerk back up towards his lips provokes him further. This time he latches his mouth completely over to your cunt, wetting you even more with the saliva drenched from his tongue. You’re so pretty like that; squirming in pleasure as he holds you in place with both his grip and his gaze. Actually being able to pleasure you like this in real life incites Tadashi’s eagerness to fuck you over right then and there. Though before he even lets himself get off, he wants to get a taste of you first; pulling your panties in a painfully teasing manner after he’s had a couple of licks over your fabric. 

Your pussy seems even more wetter now that the fabric’s gone. It’s so fucking hot, just imagine how easy it would be for him to thrust in and out of your cunt with the wetness you’ve produced. He can’t wait any longer, instinctively lapping the tip of his tongue up from your entrance and to your clit. “Are you seeing this my little bunny? Is this pretty cunt really all for me?”

You wonder just when he’d found the courage to talk so lewdly. This is something new… a more dominant side of Tadashi that rouses you into submission. “Yes Dashi,” you nod with desperation. “Mmm, this pussy’s all for you.”

“You’re so good to me… I know just how eager you are to get your reward bunny.”

His face dips down, only this time, there’s no fabric that prevents his tongue from going between your folds. It’s so soft and warm, and it’s only a matter of time before your clit turns into a hardened nub from his slow strokes. The melodic whines you make become increasingly intense the faster he moves his tongue and lips against you; pleasurable sounds that make his own eager self hump his boner over the mattress. Eating you out has always been one of his favorite quirks for sex because this way he get’s to taste you, watch you make lewd expressions, all the while knowing that he’s the only one that can make you feel this good. You’re a delicacy compared to a simple birthday cake. 

He pulls away with a small pop. “Bunny… be a good girl for me and tell me how good you’re feeling. You want to cum don’t you?”

“Oh yes, please-” the desperation in your sinful voice makes him thrust against the bed once more. “Please Dashi… please fuck me with your mouth!”

Good girl. His lips returns to your folds once more but fuck, he’s going at a rougher pace. Tonight he’s relentless, he’s lapping your juices up from your hole over and over again and mixing it with his own saliva. He’s never gone down on you like this; sucking and nipping your little nub with force; moving back and forth from your hole to your clit; his moaning giving you the added pleasure. It’s… too much somehow, and now you’re feeling hazy with bliss. The feeling of you twitch and squirm let’s him know that you’re right on the edge of orgasm. 

Tadashi stuffing his face deeper into your wet cunt is driving you crazy. “Ah, ah fuck Dashi… so good- it- it’s too good I’m gonna…” you clench your thighs around him. The quick build up of your high brings you with overbearing pleasure, so incredibly good that you don’t even have the time properly tell him that you’re cumming. He can feel your juices gush out of your cunt as he keeps his tongue there, making sure to collect every drop of you. 

Getting to taste your juices is just the beginning of his special birthday night. You’d think he’d pause for a second to wait for your climax to diminish, but he hasn’t even used you as his fucktoy yet. Tadashi’s just getting started. 

“You’re such a good girl cumming for me… it’s my turn now, princess.” He leaves your twitching cunt shortly to free himself of his remaining clothes, his underwear, pants, and your bra joining the rest of his clothes on the floor. He’s so desperate now that you’ve got him all hot and bothered. There’s a trail of precum leaking down to his shaft— just waiting to be mixed with your own juices. You’re still heaving from your previous high, and it doesn’t help when Tadashi begins to pepper kisses all over your skin again. 

“Mmmn,” you whine from the contact of his palm against your breast. He purposefully earns himself yet another sinful moan from you by pushing his dick up against your slick folds. His dick shouldn’t feel so good just from that small pressure...no, he can’t wait any longer. 

“Bunny, I’m gonna make you feel so good,” his lips warm the side of your neck. “Hm… gonna make you feel so good with my c-cock…ah- ”

Tadashi thrusts himself full inside of you, the two of you moaning together from the pleasurable surprise. There’s no way he can go slow at this rate— your soft, wet walls clenching around him from the sudden stretch makes him go insane. Ah fuck, he’s going to go crazy. 

“Y-y/n… you’re so wet and tight,” his little moans sound contrastingly higher than the directive tone he’d used on you before. He can’t help it, your cunt is making his dick feel so much pleasure. You’re moaning and whining his name in sync, putting your arms around his neck to steady yourself from his roughness. You’ve never felt so submissive underneath Tadashi before. But the heavy slam he makes every time his cock thrusts hard inside you has you begging for a second orgasm. It’s not long until Tadashi’s quickening his pace inside you, especially not with the way he’s been holding his cum for so long. He’s whining against the nook of your neck, whining about how it’s so good and warm inside of you. There’s no better pace than fast and mildly rough, and frankly, he can’t bring it in himself to slow down. 

You feel his cock begin to twitch, and that’s when Tadashi finally indulges you into a heated kiss. It’s a little messy with the way he’s pounding into you, but he doesn’t care, and neither do you. You can taste hints of your previous orgasm from his saliva— just the perfect mix of yourself and Tadashi. 

“Hmmn... I- I’m hm, bunny, oh bunny...” he moans against your lips. Your name follows soon after in soft whines and wails, and at the same time you begin to feel your second wave of orgasm.

“O- oh fuck baby,” you part away to catch your breath. “I’m close too-”

“You’re close... princess? Going to c-come? Why don’t you come for me... okay?” his questions come out in broken staggers. He’s drowning in a pool of pleasure, barely able to form coherent sentences. Tadashi can feel his climax come right around the corner, and he mumbles, no— pleads for you to cum with him. Your soaking cunt clenches and unclenches around his dick as he releases his milk into your hole. There’s... so much coming inside you, so... warm. 

A few moments pass before he finally pulls himself out of you, with a soft whine leaving your lips from the empty feeling of your hole. A thin line of cum drips off of Tadashi’s swollen tip. But fuck, why is there so much more coming out of you? Did he really cum that much? He sits back against the soft mattress not yet noticing how his dick is still as hard as before. 

The sight of your bare chest rising and falling rapidly; beads of sweat trickling down the side of your forehead; his cum still oozing out of you. It’s all very tempting. You eventually meet his gaze and timidly close your thighs together, a little embarrassed to be showing him your sopping cunt (again, why are you so shy?).

But just as your thighs are half-way through closing in on each other, Tadashi’s pulling them apart again with his strong hands.

“More.”

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[call-me-koi]

take the wheel ♡

Nsfw. Fem!reader. Takemitchi pairing. Spoiler free.

Conclusion; it's takemitchi b-day! So, being the thoughtfull gf you are, how about you give him a hand..or more?

Cw; established relationship. AFAB reader. Really soft? I wouldn't say femdom But, the reader does most of the work. So its up to you. Licking cum of your hand. Usage of boobs a ha. Kissing? Praise kink? Hickies.

A/n: a drabble for my husbands/hj. bday!! Im so trier holy hell. I don't know how to write for him i haven't wrote in a while-- sobs in 5 different languages

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Running a gentle hand against the straining tent in his pants, you gently elevate his head towards your chest to lean on it. "Shh sh, let me help You today, 'kay?"

Knowing he's was a virgin, you took it slow and gentle, not wanting to startle him with the new feelings hes going to intake. Planting a small kiss on his forehead you unzipped his pants- dick springing out with life as the tip was already oozing with pre cum.

"a-ah! S-Sorry-" his voice muffled by your chest you only scratched his scalp a bit, a sign known between you two as a silent 'don't worry'

"There there, you're doing so well ~" you quietly cooed as quick fingers make his their way towards his shaft to give a experimental stroke, earning a groan from him.

"F-feels good..."

You nod, picking up the paste; thump occasionally rubbing over the tip, spreading the precum in the process. His hips buck occasionally, small "s-s/ o!~ haaah" or loud "f- fuuck !!~ so g- good"

You quickly raised your sweater up, your breast falling directly on his lips. "Go ahead, it Is your birthday after all" he doesn't even waste time nodding, going straight for the perky bud and sucking it like a thirsty man.

Lapping, biting, sucking. Anything he could do to your boob he would do it, leaving hickies scattered across. Some big some small, some a darker shade of purple then the others!

"S-s/o- 'gonna c-cum.." He panted as his hips bucked more and more into your hand, tip now pretty red and weeping beads of pre cum..

Now applying more pressure and more pace, a couple of moans of your due to how erotic this situation seems..

He finally cums into your hand, thick and dangerously hot ropes of cum stains it in the process. Choked moans could be heard from his agape mouth.

"Ugh- a-ahhnn !~~ fuck yes. F- fuuuck.."

After riding him from his high, you hummed for his attention; opening his eyes he chokes on his own saliva as he watches you lick every drop of cum on your hand.

"Good boy, now, would you like to use the resy of your presents?~"

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* you know Chifuyus sweater?? The beige one? Yeah that one.

God this is so shit im sorry wvshswa 🏃🏃🏃

[paperbagpetrichor]

hey! since it’s joot’s bday, can i request him and the reader celebrating his bday?? 💕 thank you! btw i love your writing it’s so good 🥺💖💖

[ Pushed this one into priority since it’s his birthday - don’t worry, I’m still working on other requests! c: ]

When you awoke that morning, a smile upon your face, heart racing and mind buzzing with plans, ideas, speculations, hopes and dreams and wonders, it was as instantaneous as a nerve synapse sending a jolt of excitement throughout your body, reminding you over and over (although you certainly didn’t require the reminder) that today was one of the most important days of the year.  The man of the day lay awake beside you, sitting up with his bedside lamp on, browsing through a marine biology magazine.  By the sleep in his eyes you could tell he hadn’t been awake for very long - good news for you.  He didn’t so much as have a cup of coffee yet, and you committed that fact to memory as you hesitantly emerged from under the covers, gaining his attention.  “Good morning, birthday boy,” you greeted with a grin, leaning over his chest to catch a glimpse of his reading material.  Most of the words were a foreign language to you, but that didn’t matter, so long as he was content with them, which, you noted, he was, between your glances up and him and down at the magazine.  You liked the pictures.  You could understand those.  Marine life truly was beautiful, even if you didn’t understand all the ins and outs of it all.  

You didn’t receive a response save for a small pat on your head, a hand running through your hair, and a small noise of approval from Jotaro, who never once broke contact with the magazine.  To him, this was bliss.  You fixed yourself back to your side of the bed, slinging your legs off the side and preparing to hop out only for his voice to stop you in your tracks.

“Where are you going?” his voice was still raspy from resting, and your head tilted to the side, opening your mouth to reply only for him to continue, “Stay with me for a little longer.”  The words melted your conflicted heart, whose tug-of-war between ideas was easily overcome by his request, and you smiled, more than happy to oblige, settling your head against his chest in an area he’d lifted his arm from, mechanically forming a spot for you to sync into him without second thought, you falling against him and his arm wrapping around you.  Coffee could wait, then.  Jotaro wasn’t the biggest cuddler in the world, but nevertheless he enjoyed your presence against him, even if his attention wasn’t completely devoted to you: just knowing that you were there, against him, irremovable and irreplaceable, was more than enough.  Your eyes followed his across the pages, diverging whenever a picture appeared.  Every now and then you’d recognize a fish from prior marine magazines or photographs, and, with great enthusiasm, would ask Jotaro if it was indeed the animal you thought it was.  With every correct answer he would give a nod and something like pride would bloom in his eyes.  In this volume, a variety of aquarium-ready species were being analyzed, most of which you knew, but every now and then a new surprise leaping up.  You’d ask what it was, and Jotaro would tell you the name, in addition to what it liked, the tank requirements, salinity levels, chemical balances, pH and hardness requirements, and ideal temperatures and habitats for it.  The sound of his stoic, confident voice fell like a beautiful song of tranquility against your ears.  

Eventually, upon reaching the second to last page, you shot up, a squeal escaping you.  Whatever that was, it was adorable!  “Jotaro, which one is this?” you inquired with puppy-dog eyes, guiding his view over to the specific picture with your pointer finger, staring up at him and awaiting a reply.

A corner of his lip tugged up.  “You like that one?  It’s a dog-faced pufferfish.”

“A dog-faced pupperfish?”  Your eyebrows knitted together with confusion as you examined it closer.  It did have a face reminiscent of a dog, but….“Isn’t that a little redundant?”

“Pufferfish,” he corrected, his chest rumbling against your body in a small snort dangerously close to forming a laugh.  He took your hand in his and guided it to the footnotes section of the page.  “They tell you here.  Good grief…”

You chuckled in response, a flush rising to your cheeks and planting a kiss on the bottom of his jawline as you slowly pulled away.  This time, he allowed you to do so, and you slipped out of the room and into the kitchen, taking two mugs and filling them with Jotaro’s favorite coffee blend, fixing it up just the way he liked it, before calling him out to the dining room after you’d finished making his favorite breakfast.  He wasn’t much of a morning person, or a night person, or an evening person, or - wait, where were you going with this?  Your thoughts were quelled as he emerged in the doorframe and took a seat next to you.  “Thanks.”

“Of course,” you replied, warmth radiating into you from his presence, watching as he dug in only for you to do the same.  A quiet morning like this was sometimes uncommon, so you thanked whatever greater spirit that may or may not have run the universe that today was such a day.  He deserved nothing less than perfection on his birthday.  And you were determined to deliver it.  After you were done and the dishes put into the sink, you began to implement your plan.  

Your first stop was the city aquarium.  Not the local one - that was way too small, and you knew it.  Besides, you were pretty certain Jotaro had already memorized all the types of fish there, and that wouldn’t be as fun as experiencing a new one.  You’d never been yourself, but it was huge.  As you and Jotaro strolled through, he’d occasionally point out a species or two per each exhibit, going over its basic information, only for you to point to a good four or five with childlike animation and ask if he knew what they were.  Usually he had some idea, but it was cute when he didn’t.  He’d rest his head in his hand, index finger lining against the bottom of his lip as he thought it over, only to give you a shrug as an answer.  Just as quickly as you were willing to put his knowledge to the test he was ready to do the same with you.  He made sure to pick easy ones, ones that almost everybody knew, giving you a nod every time you got one right (and bonus points if you could describe the species in more depth besides its name).  The way that you stood on your tip-toes or knelt down was adorable to him as you attempted to face the fish.  It was like you were saying hello to them, always offering a smile, before turning with your final verdict back to Jotaro for judgement.  When you messed up, it was usually with more difficult species, and you’d always pout without his praise, to which he would offer you his knowledge, and you would commit it to memory.  He hadn’t known where he was going when he initially got in the car with you.  Of course, he knew it was his birthday, the first one he would be sharing with you, but he was honestly surprised at how far out of your way you’d gone for him so far.  To some, that might not have been much, but it was everything to him.  There was nothing better than enjoying his most beloved hobby with his most beloved person in the entire world.  Usually his birthdays were just like any other day, he saw no purpose to elevating it as though it had some special purpose, of course, he knew you would’ve been planning something or other.  

As the two of you neared the end of the exhibits, a familiar face caught your attention, and you dashed off from Jotaro, who had lost you within the blink of an eye, narrowing his eyes and searching for you only to find you at the last tank, where you were bent over and fawning over something he couldn’t see.  “Jotaro!  Look, it’s the dog-faced pufferfish!”

He settled in step beside you, putting his hands in his pockets and leaning forwards to get a better view of the reason you were so elated.  Even he had to admit it was pretty cute.  And he’d be lying if he said he hadn’t considered setting up an aquarium of his own, maybe in your bedroom, with marine life of its own, including if not especially those beautiful ‘pupperfish,’ as you had decided to call them.  The fish followed your face as you moved about its tank, keeping speed with you as though it never wanted your face to disappear, wiggling its tail as though a thrilled elementary-schooler at the sight of candy.  The fish’s disposition was reflected in you, a giant grin plastered over your face as you watched it.  “Do you like them?” you queried, taking a step back and instead fixing your expression back on your boyfriend.

“They’re interesting,” he replied, which was basically his way of saying ‘yes.’  He cast you a glance before beginning to walk off, you trailing behind him as you asked where the two of you were going next.  You already had a place in mind, but for whatever reason Jotaro seemed determined to designate the next choice to himself, and, as it was his birthday, you relented.  Whatever he wanted was what you wanted.  

To your surprise, he took you to an aquarium store.  You’d both visited often to look at the fish and plan for tanks together one day, Jotaro making up most of the compositions, of course, as you were still very clearly a novice with respects to fishkeeping, and you were rather excited to be there once more until your phone shook in your pocket.  You flicked it on and nearly threw it across the room.  Of course.  Of all the times your gift could have been ready, it was now.  Right as you walked into the place that had made it.  And, of course, as soon as the two of you began making your rounds, one of the workers called out your name.  Jotaro cast you a confused gaze as you followed the employee, him deciding to let you sort out whatever business you had there, the nature of which he couldn’t so much as put a finger upon.  

Well.  You’d planned to show it to him when it would arrive at your house, but, as the worker regretfully informed you, the only vehicle capable of such a large delivery was currently out of commission.  Basically, you were left with two options.  Give Jotaro his present in the presence of plenty of others, or show it to him at your house presumably days after the actual celebration was over.  Wonderful.  You pleaded with the employee, who simply shook her head and attempted to explain there wasn’t the slightest possibility that the two-hundred-gallon tank would fit in any of their sedans.  Admittedly you knew it wasn’t their fault, but you hated the fact that either way you’d have to ruin his gift like this.  

Just as Jotaro was beginning to head over to you, you stuck your head out from behind the aisle of custom-made tanks with various home-carved wood finishings, offering him a nervous grin.  “Hey, Jotaro, I’ve got something to show you over here.”

The tone of your voice and confusion within your own expression slightly startled him, but he gave you a nod and rounded the corner, only to be greeted with one of the most beautiful aquariums he’d ever laid eyes on.  The wood trimmings, stand, and cover were all a dark brown, embroidered with a small pattern of waves along the tops and bottoms, running the full length of the gigantic tank.  Tall drawers, perfect for sump storage, equipment placing, and settling food drew the bottom compartment into three sections, while atop the glass cover just beneath the chestnut top lay two LED lights, both with a variety of settings to encourage different aspects of aquarium growth.  He’d taken you here to get a small tank (big enough for the desired fish to be comfortable, of course) for your bedside, spurred by your reaction at the aquarium and how fond you were of his hobby, but now he was completely and totally at a loss for words.

“I’m sorry.  This isn’t exactly the ideal place to give you your gift, but I couldn’t get it delivered today, and I didn’t want it to be late,” you apologized, folding your hands in front of you nervously as you took a few steps back, showcasing the full size of the tank.  “But you were always talking about how you wanted an aquarium in the bedroom, so I thought I could get one customized for us.  I didn’t know what size, but I stole one of your books to get the dimensions needed for your favorite species,” you chuckled, trepidation still causing your voice to waver as you took in the unchanged expression of your boyfriend.  

He took a step toward you and, much to your surprise, slung his arm around your neck, a somewhat stunned incredulous (well, subtly surprised, but that was pretty much ‘shocked’ under Jotaro standards) look overcoming his face as he took it all in once more.  This was his?  That was where his book had gone?  You’d prepared all of this?  For him?  “[Y/n],” he began, and you tensed, awaiting some sort of disappointment, “thank you.  This is beautiful.”

You gave him a relieved hug.  “Of course!  It’s your birthday, after all.  I’m just sorry we have to wait to get it home.”

“Just knowing you did this - that it’s even here - is enough for me,” he responded lowly, hugging you to his side for a moment before letting go and heading back to the fish aisles

With befuddlement, you stumbled on after him, asking, “Wait, wait, what are you doing?” as you struggled to catch up with his long legs.

“Well, we have a tank.  I think some planning is next,” he replied, gesturing towards the vast variety of marine animals the store housed.  You broke into a smile and joined him.

Your eyes were absolutely taken by the gorgeous rainbow of colors that lay before you, everything from live rock to corals to fish to invertebrates, horseshoe crabs sifting through the sand in the brackish exhibits and gobies sticking their heads out from their holes in sync with their shrimp companions.  Where would the two of you even start?  Sure, you’d planned for Jotaro’s favorites, but he wasn’t exactly the most forthcoming with those ideas, so a great deal of it was left to the imagination.  

The both of you drew to a halt at a familiar sight.  You let out an enthralled gasp, suddenly forgetting everything around you at the view of the tank, watching those sweet faces press against the glass to meet yours.

Jotaro’s chuckle was the only thing keeping you tethered to reality.  “Then we’re starting with a dog-faced puffer.”  

[kae-karo]

knlalla’s fics of 2018

hello dears! now that the year’s coming to a close, i wanted to round up a quick post of all my fics from this year, please enjoy! i’ve highlighted my personal faves/the ones i’m most proud of :’) it’s been a wild year, so thanks so much to everyone for all your kind support!

one-shots

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Phancakes (x) 1k (g) - the bois being domestic on pancake day (look okay we don’t have pancake day in america i have to live vicariously through dnp), insp by this tweet and the iconic vid no tw! just domestic fluff

did you make me a video for valentine’s day? (x) 1k (g) - Dan has a tradition, every year on Valentine's day he asks Phil the same question... no tw, minor angst

my talents include... (x) 1k (g) - Dan's whiny because Phil won't pay him any attention, so he sends out a passive-aggressive tweet. shoutout to @daliensgrandads​ on tumblr for bugging me to write this (instead of my current wip whoops) no tw, unless whiny!dan counts

Days like this (Security) (x) 800 (g) - Some days just aren’t good ones. tw depression

Balance (x) 1k (t) - Phil wants to post the bunk bed insta story, but Dan just wants to sleep. no tw

i missed you (x) 1k (g) - basically their history as told by dan no tw

the way you look tonight (x) 1k (g) - dan has a vid to edit. phil has other ideas. you have to listen to the way you look tonight by frank sinatra (youtube, spotify) whilst listening to this okay no tw

Chan (x) 1k (g) - insp by the anon that sent "demon hc: phil just chuckling fondly at dan thirsting over chan, while chan searches the bus and they’re both stood outside in pyjamas on the canadian border. idk, it’s just the kinda fond, secure bde that phil exudes these days" no tw

morning coffee (x) 1k (t) - inspired by the lovely anon who sent me "I dreamed Dan posted an insta story of Phil drinking coffee in bed and he was laying on his shoulder and I kept trying to show people how cute it was but no one cared, and when I woke up I remembered that you would care, and I realized it was a dream and now I’m a tad disappointed in my subconscious for trolling me." no tw

doing nothing often leads to the very best of something (x) 2k (g) - based on this (x) and a lil imagine i wrote (x) and expanded on so thanks to the lovely anon who originally sent "that pic phil posted of dan for his bday i think where dan is making a funny face and theres a nearly empty wine bottle in the background hhhhh that makes my demon heart drop" and to the lovely anon who asked for more! no tw

The House at Pooh Corner (x) 1k (g) - insp by the anon that sent "Full demon mode: Im just finishing up the Undertale series for the first time and all I can think about as Dan and Phil talk back in forth in their different character voices is how #blessed any future child of theirs is. Just imagine them snuggled up with a kid on each of their laps, reading Winnie the Pooh and doing voices for all the characters. RIP my heart." and the anon that sent "I've been having a really bad day. And something that I find really cute is imagining what Dan and Phil would be like as parents. (noting that you don't have to have kids ever to be a fulfilled human, just that people being good parents warms my heart). Hypothetically, what do you think it'd be like? I bet Dan would surprise himself by being a good dad. b/c he'd want his kid to feel free to be themselves and we all know he can be very protective when he needs to be." no tw, parent!phan

waffles (x) 2k (g) - phil goes to the 24hr diner with the hopes of seeing his favorite waiter (insp by me seeing a cute waitress at a diner. unfortunately none of the rest actually happened to me lmao) no tw, meet cute

it’s not living if it’s not with you (x) 800 (g) - dan and phil in bed at phil's parents' home, briefly reminiscing no tw

>2k

if we stopped shipping phan (x) 8k (g) - what would happen if the entire phandom just...stopped shipping phan? insp by this post about not shipping phan for a month cause they'd freak out. Happy Valentine's day, @phantasizeit​! no tw, friends to lovers

sleepover in the moon room (x) 6k (g) - It's a tradition they've had for years (Note: this was written with the intent that it can be read completely platonically or non-platonically, whichever you prefer. It's not written to imply one way or another.) a platonic fic sorta lmao

printer error (x) 16k (m) - Dan's a fanfic writer who's desperate to meet the AmazingPhil, but one printing mishap could bring him closer to his idol than he ever anticipated. no tw, strangers to lovers with a bit of fic commentary

everyone knows that (x) 5.5k (g) - They fight more often than they don’t, but that’s just how relationships are. Everyone knows that. Phil bakes when he’s worried, especially when he's worried about Dan. And Phil bakes quite a lot. Dan hates that he's the cause of Phil's nervous baking, that Phil's always so stressed because of him, but Dan has a hard time feeling too bad when the outcome is a plate of warm cookies. no tw just some angst

The Seven Deadly Insta Stories (x) 7k (e) - A collection of seven short fics based on the seven deadly sins, as told in the form of insta stories dnp didn’t post. as a prompt from @phanfichallenge to post a fic every day this week, have my tour fic twist on the seven deadly sins!! no tw, tour fic(s)

i’d do anything to not be alone (x) 16k (t) - I don’t know why I bother waking up. It’s one of those nonessential activities, like eating or drinking or breathing. But I do it, because if I don’t, then nobody would water the plants. Phil left and Dan doesn't know why. But he has to take care of the plants, because Phil would be so disappointed if he came back and his plants had died. no tw, just lots of sadness n a bit of angst but it does, as always, end happily i promise

dark purple sky (darkness comes out to play) (x) 4k (e) - It’s not that he hates parties, it’s just that- well, no, he hates parties. And costumes. And showing up to parties in costumes, and showing up to parties decidedly not wearing costumes, and all the mumbled judgements that come along with doing so. And he hates sweets - really, the only things he does like about Halloween are the autumnal vibes and the cool weather, and experiencing those certainly did not require his friends dragging him out to some abandoned castle grounds for a half-assed late-night party. Or the one where Dan gets a blowjob from a complete stranger in the middle of the forest on Halloween. no tw really, strangers to lovers?, mostly just pwp

Properly (x) 10k (e) - Dan's been trying to take advantage of the all-hours pool for a late night swim, but some guy always shows up before him. no tw just pwp and some strangers to lovers

chaptered

Demons and Diners (x) 65k (m) - A broke Dan, on the run from his previous life, finds temporary shelter in an abandoned diner...for the night? tw depression, some blood mentions, but happy ending as always!

What day is it? (x) 32k (t) - It's the first day of the semester, and it's already gone to shit: Dan's late to his first class, finds out his mortal enemy, Phil Lester, is the TA, and gets rejected by the girl of his dreams, but at least tomorrow's a new day...right? Aka the one where Dan and Phil are stuck reliving the same day over and over and can't figure out why. no tw except some major angst, uni au, enemies to lovers

Axiom (x) 31k (t) - Axiom: a proposition that is not actually proved or demonstrated, but is considered to be self-evident and universally accepted. Dan's out for the umpteenth time at the bar for its weekly speed-dating night (not that they'd actually call it that). tw depression and a really cliche plot twist whoops but a happy ending, always

one second (x) 41k (e) - When you spend your life getting glimpses of a myriad of possible futures every time you get a little emotional, you tend to lose sight of reality, of the present; a bad day turns into a bad week because all you see are the worst-case futures. You get a little excited about something, things start to go your way, but then all you can see are the realities where things are even better. Life tends not to measure up. Or the one where Dan meets Phil on a plane, and maybe reality starts to become better than even Dan could predict. no tw really, strangers to lovers

slow-closing doors (x) 44k (t) - SECRETS, DRAMA, BETRAYAL (okay no betrayal dw). Phil's agreed to be an RA for his floor this year at uni, and he's determined to be the best RA ever - after all, this is these students' first year, he wants them to have the best year ever. Loosely inspired by Freeze Tag by Caroline B Cooney. tw minor violence nothing graphic just a lil scary, uni au strangers to lovers

Peter Phan (x) 37k (m) - Phil's woken in the middle of the night by a mysterious guy at his window who's intent on dragging him off on an adventure, and for some inexplicable reason, he agrees. Dan's stuck - quite literally - in his own head, and he's desperate for anyone to help him escape. Maybe, if he's lucky, that person could be Phil. He hopes it is. tw depression and suicide attempt, implied/referenced non-con, lots of angst, but definitely a happy ending, strangers to lovers

angel boy (x) 22k+ (e) - for the anon that sent "Oh fuck, now I need a smutty fanfic with twink!Dan taking it from behind with his angel wing tattoo (or real ones for that matter... actually, yes please, real ones. And Phil has a kink for being a bit rough with them... maybe Phil's a demon... fuuuck, someone write this for me?)" Aka the one where angel!Dan goes into a demon club looking for a bit of entertainment. no tw, my attempt at pwp turned into porn with a plot lmao

Sea Glass (x) 58k (t) - Phil arrives on the Isle of Man to house-sit at his family's cabin while it's repaired and sold. Except the cabin's in far worse shape than expected, and Phil's got to find somewhere else to stay no tw really but like i updated this a few times this year so i’m counting it

Exile (x) 172k (e) - Exile's a fucking bitch. Dan finds himself kicked out of town and searching for literally anywhere out of the rain - somehow, he must have just enough luck, as he stumbles upon a seemingly abandoned house in the middle of the forest. Except it isn't abandoned, and the resident isn't exactly...normal...

[0214mile]

✎ svt as hogwarts students! AU

this is basically a ctrl+c and ctrl+v from my twitter account bcs i wanted a different platform to save my “au’s” on! this is NOT stolen! i am @.serencty [previously @.smolteeen] on twitter 

[authors note]

this au is v much based on 21st century wizarding world 

lots of hp reference so if u dont get them sorry! 

they're my thoughts so please dont criticize 

☾ if u have any comment to say anything/to add on/questions abt hp, please reply in 'comments?' (end of thread)

⇾ seungcheol

house: gryffindor

blood status: half-blood

patronus: mongrel dog

position 01: gryffindor quidditch captain

↳ keeper

position 2: headboy

a giant dork & liked by everyone

all girls love him&boys want to be him (or vice versa works too)

knows everything abt quidditch. and i mean EVERYTHING (basically oliver wood)

sucks @ potions 

has a personal bed in the infirmary (thanks 2 quidditch + potions accidents)

teaches first years flying

has friends in first year & sits and talks w/ them —the go-to person for every first years

attends quidditch matches even after graduating 

⇾ jeonghan

house: slytherin

blood status: pureblood

patronus: black swan

position: prefect

boys & girls have a crush on him (a wholesome BI king)

somehow gets E (Exceeds Expectations; 2nd best) in tests without studying

hosts interhouse parties in the room of requirements called '1004'

gets away with every prank (weasley twins wHo)

loves chan; like u hurt him and u will regret that FOR LIFE

never denies dating rumours of him & cheol (a wholesome BI king pt.2)

knows all your secrets 

with jisoo all the DAMN time

⇾ joshua

house: hufflepuff

blood status: muggleborn

patronus: mountain hare

position: prefect

the most popular dude in hogwarts; like even peeves likes him —he's just SO NICe ufeel

hosts guitar lessons in gardens (sings sunday morning every single lesson)

ace student in charms

bffs with jeonghan

no one expects it but he's one of the biggest prakster in hogwarts (he’s the black horse okay)

uploads 'calming guitar acoustic for studying' on jihoon's music app (check jihoon)

WILD during 1004

⇾ junhui

house: hufflepuff

blood status: pureblood

patronus: tonkinese cat

position: hufflepuff seeker

(v much like cedric)

looks like a slytherin but yeEt he’s the epitome of UWU

the 'popular guy'

a complete charmer; even portraits like him

flirts a lot but has never been to base 2 in any relationship lol

good at alchemy and DADA

in the theatre club + hoshi's dance club

no one EVER sees him study but he still gets A (Acceptable; 3rd best)

⇾ soonyoung

house: gryffindor

blood status: muggleborn

patronus: eagle

position: prefect

one of the most liked + hated person in the school

cannot and will not shut up

detention is already part of his schedule beforehand

amazing @ transfiguration so mcgonagall loves him

hosts HOSHI's DANCE club

his wand has been broken +5 times so its taped together (somehow still usable)

constantly changes hair colour to be 2cool4skool

provoked the giant squid & was unconscious for 4 weeks

obvious prankster &gets caught all the time

⇾ wonwoo

house: ravenclaw

blood status: pureblood

patronus: nebelung cat

position: ravenclaw seeker

perfect mix of slytherin&ravenclaw

super intimidating & will judge u even if ur friends

somehow bffs w/ soonyoung

↳ only one who can control him

↳ always bickering

will fuking fight u if u call anyone mudblood

in the library 24/7

↳ reading everywhere & anytime

↳ loved by madam pince

↳ helps out in the library; recommends books, shows students where they can find books,etc 

good @ all subjects except care of magical creatures hes rubbish

apparates everywhere & scares the shit out of everyone

admired by lots but doesnt realise it

⇾ jihoon

house: ravenclaw

blood status: half-blood

patronus: lynx

position 01: prefect

position 02: ravenclaw chaser

literally the coolest person in hogwarts

ace student in all subjects

always writing lyrics and making beats; if u sit next to him in class, u will not get ANY work done bcs of his tapping

created soundcloud equivalent app in the wizarding world

installed wifi & made muggle technology work @ hogwarts

responsible for the booze @ 1004

↳ releases songs under the name W00ZI

⇾ minghao

house: gryffindor

blood status: half-blood

patronus: salamander

position: gryffindor chaser

the8-ifies his uniform to be "edgy"

↳ wears GUCCI with his robes

↳ cuts up his uniform& adds chains

↳ basically revolutionized diy uniforms @ hogwarts

↳ responsible for fashion trends @ hogwarts

judges u & roasts u all the time

sleeps with a kermit doll uwu

taught portraits how to dab

knows all the secret passages

best @ DADA

best dancer in HOSHI's club

⇾ mingyu

house: hufflepuff

blood status: muggleborn

patronus: mastiff

position: hufflepuff beater

the 'popular guy' w/ jun

surrounded by girls & hates it but is too nice to say NO so wonu helps out by glaringlol

not particularly good @ any subject except care of magical creatures (wonu&him help each other out)

loved by kitchen elves

↳ in the kitchens 24/7

has been locked out of the common room several times

always dirty?; dust on face, mud on shoes, etc.

has a business @ hogwarts selling muggle technology

⇾ seokmin

house: hufflepuff

blood status: muggleborn

patronus: salmon

position: hufflepuff beater

one of the most liked & hated ppl in the school pt.2

louder than soonyoung

sings 24/7 u ALWAYS know when hes comig ur way bcs his voice echoes thru the hallways

works @ honeydukes for free sweets

only good @ charms

banned from potions

uploads on jihoon's music app under DK

reason why hufflepuff never wins the house cup

kicked out of the common room for being loud

once turned himself into a salmon during transfiguration for 5hrs fb status: flapping

super COOL when playing quidditch

⇾ seungkwan

house: hufflepuff

blood status: halfblood

patronus: basset hound

position: quidditch commentator

funniest & nicest person in hogwarts

liked by everyone; ghosts? portraits? teachers? students? u name it and they only have good things to say abt boo :)

loves all his friends (esp. hansol) & will FITE U if u hurt anyone

cheers the loudest in quidditch matches (never biased though)

uploads on jihoon's music app under BOOISHERE

booseoksoon combo is everyones nightmare

good @ all subjects except flying broke his wrist like neville poor boo :,(

wins most of the points for hufflepuff

mcgonagall & hagrid's favourite student ever

killed his plant in herbology & cried

welcomed in the kitchen 24/7

⇾ hansol

house: ravenclaw

blood status: muggleborn

patronus: orangutan

uniform has holes everywhere

↳ wears SUPREME and THRASHERS under the robe 

skates to class

has a cassette player 24/7 hes just that wannabe cool 90′s kid okey

never listens in class but does well in tests so the teachers let him be

↳ daydreams alot but his daydreams are with meaning??/?

friends w/ the giant squid

no.1 listened rapper on jihoon's music app (under VERNON)

writes lyrics all the time

girls ♡ him but he ?

rapped for dumbledore's bday & got 250 points

bffs w/ seungkwan

↳ does covers w/ him

↳ w/ him all the time despite not being in the same house

good @ astronomy

⇾ chan

house: gryffindor

blood status: pureblood

patronus: marsh harrier

position: quidditch commentator bangchan is HERE

hangs out w/ older kids (esp. jeonghan)

good @ all subjects; a child prodigy we stAn

“DANCING IS MY PASSION”

↳ part of HOSHI's dance club

↳ watched+ listened to MJ and fell in LOVE ; loved dancing ever since

makes potions that makes u a little loopy/high for 1004

savage af

cried when jisoo got him MJ bed sheets & pjs for his bday

knows everyone's secrets (blame jeonghan)

surprisingly doesnt have that many friends

interested in muggle stuff

[luvdsc]

im just scared that my herb garden would die on me, but im definitely gonna look into it haha and youve got cute boys in your class?? all of mine kinda suck?? maybe its because im still in high school so the boys are a lil more weird and immature 🤧 and yes!! we all have to keep a safe distance and sit apart from each other,, that sucks but the good thing is that i can see them and everything!! i really hope all of this will be over soon and you get to see your family/friends again!! and (1/3)

is zoom really that popular in the us? because i dont know anybody around me that uses zoom lmao and oh my god 93/34 degree f/c is INSANE!! is that normal?? because thats definitely a whole new level of hot dfafad but i know what you mean!! i miss my friends the most when its nice outside and id be doing smth with them :( homecoming king literally had me in tears because its somehow so relateable safsdfd and oh, definitely gotta check out key & peele!! and, yes!! i absolutely love becky!! (2/3)

that was so funny!! same, im probably gonna make banana bread today or smth because we have too many bananas haha and peanut butter cookies sounds delicious!! i absolutely love peanut butter but havent bakes anything with them so far? and, yes, frosting is like the best and worst thing at the same time? because i can never stop,, i feel like we all need smth to pass our time dfafsd and my week was nice, better than last week haha!! hope you got to enjoy your weekend like i did 💖💖 (3/3)

✿ ✿ ✿

ooo, maybe you can start with one plant then? rosemary is pretty easy to grow! there are sometimes very cute boys in my classes, like i remember last year, this one exchange student was from greece and oh my god??? he was beautiful. he’s really sweet and nice, and we talked a lot in that class :) oh yeah, high school boys are the worst but i also went to an all girls hs, so i didn’t have to see them often fortunately LOL and that’s good! i’m glad you get to see your friends 💓💓 i hope so too!!! a lot of my friends’ birthdays were in april and coming up soon, and we had so many fun bday plans, but unfortunately, they aren’t happening now ):

yeah, i think it is! all my friends at different colleges are using it for classes, and a lot of people in hs here are also using it as well! and rip it is unfortunately, i live in california, and the weather spikes up to the 90s usually as it gets closer to summer. it’s usually fine when we can go to the beach, but we can’t with social distancing and quarantine ): omg i was gonna watch it, but all i did over the weekend was sleep in and continue playing ac ajskdfklasds becky is adorable!!! did you watch their photoshop battle video? :o

oooo did you make banana bread? how did it turn out? 💞 i made cinnamon buns!!! they came out so nicely and tasted yummy omg :’) ooo if you like peanut butter, then you should try making them sometime! 💘 the cookies are really easy to make!! YES like i want to keep adding more frosting and making more flowers with them, but also... i must restrain myself before the cake to frosting ratio is skewed aksjdfals cooking and baking have been a good way to pass the time tho :’) and i’m glad to hear that!! i hope this week is even better for you 💖 ah yes, i had a very good weekend, catching up on sleep and talking to my friends 💗 i hope yours went well, too, lovebug!!! 💕

[kaisooficrec]

What are the current fics you guys are reading? Hope you're all having a great day!!

hello, you too, sunshine -3- here’s what we’re reading or wanting to read atm c:

Admin J: i’m 500 years behind on reading fest fics halp [same -Admin O]

catching up on around 60 fics from nodtt and forkadionly

Up That Hill - running up that hill extras, boi i cant get enough of this and I’m patiently waiting for more

What the Nightingale Spies - spy au, + Orbiting Bodies- non au, and basically everything by at1stsoo

Running Home by kaisoochateau - mama au, jongin trains his whole life to become a dancer but soon discovers a superpower he can’t control and his life changes 180 degress

The Boy Next Door - neighbour au, the hot guy who moves in next to ksoo is a p*rnstar :oo

They Won’t Know - tennis au, both kd are tennis players and in a secret relationship (warning: homophobia)

You And I Were Fireworks - ksoo works at the pet section in a home store and jongin, an owner of any pets, is ksoo’s fav customer

The Road To Your Heart - set in india, soo is a blacksmith and one day he receives a home cooked meal from his admirer (shy shy jongin!)

Cheater 2 - ksoo is a cheater :/ (crossing fingers for the update!)

landfall - stripper au, soo gets a dancer on his bday but as a drunk man, he rejects the services. nevertheless, fate makes their paths cross again (this is sooooo good and they’ve just updated!)

Admin I:

A Misguided and Unnecessarily Long Galactic Odyssey to Earth - i have heard so many good things about this fic oh my god, and i really can’t wait to get started. first of all: frkn space!au hell yeah, second: KAISOO AND XIUCHEN? i am signed tf up

The Woes of the Heart and Susceptible to You - inarichi is a really amazing author! i have read some of her shorter fics, and i love them! i can’t wait to get into the lengthier, angstier fics because boooooooi i just know i am about to be slaughtered

Déjà Vécu - or as i so lovingly call it: ‘deja vacate this place lucy’ and ‘deja vacuum me’. yes, yes i know, i’m such a fake lucyoppa stan for having not read her masterpiece STILL but i will get to it soon i promise. ANGST NEEDS WEEKS OF MENTAL PREPARATION FROM ME.

Catfish and Running Home - i’m slowly making my way down all of queen kaisoochateau’s fics!! i love her writing so much my underrated bb :(

Smells like Teen Spirit - i am a sucker for slowburn and reckless teenagers!! i started this fic last week (n got busy rip) but i’m waiting to continue reading it hehe, and so far, it’s amazing! 

and literally soooo many fest fics rip (don’t get me wrong, i am LOVING all these fests, and the authors who write for so many? you guys are amazing shoutout to you!!)

Admin H:

Circuit Dreams - im not sure if the author is new or im just seeing their name for the first time but! oh! my! god! their writing is so beautiful, it’s about formula driver jongin (rich af tho) wooing idol!kyungsoo and basically having fun dates and being soft boyfriends, a must read!

You + Me + Happy Ending - im soft for domestic aus where small kids are involved and this is uni student ksoo currently struggling with taking care of his baby sehun and jongin happens to be there to help around :’)

The Woes of the Heart - I LOVE PAIN AND SUFFERING aka you’ll be ripped apart a hundred times with this onesided!kaisoo where ksoo is a wedding planner and HE is the one who has to plan jongin’s wedding

Brightest Star - the only kadi chaptered fic im following rn and this is my friend’s fic so i scream at her to update :’)) / kadi used to be close friends in hs where ksoo was an idol trainee when he gets into exo, they both naturally strayed apart until they meet again and reconcile (fall in love) + all of you are going to relate to luhan so hard

Helping Jongin Come - everytime this updates my life gets added an extra 20 yrs // they started off with kyungsoo teaching jongin sexual stuff :))) and in the end they stayed as very close friends with a sexual relationship but!1 theyre very sweet and gross with each other :D

Admin O:

A Misguided and Unnecessarily Long Galactic Odyssey to Earth - this fic is so long and so creative and so a.m.a.z.i.n.g. i actually like to let a few chapters build up and then binge read for hours on a weekend ugh.

Running Home - mama!au, kyungsoo is a cute little dork talking to plants, jongin is pining. ‘weird tree kid’, i live for weird ksoo. someone send help. admin down. i repeat admin d[o]wn.

The Internet is for Porn - awkward teenage nini accidentally finds out his favorite camboy is also his best friend who he’s secretly had a crush on 5ever. they’re such dorks and i am so in love. 

Wizards in Training - basically i am currently reading anything indigomini has going. she never fails me. 

Love in Control - what is this!!! it’s so well written and so much fun but also girl knows her stuff!!! this fic is so good and i literally check my aff app every single day waiting for that update notif. i can’t wait to see where it goes.

Good Graces - flowergirl is my life. By The Light of The Moon was my everything. i love her work and i would give her the world if i could. this fic is beyond A++. 

incoherent boundaries - okay so i have decided i am currently reading any and everything written by jongdaesang. they can have my first born. all of my kids. my soul. all of it. 

[twilightprophet]

bday memory. sorry mobile users !

0. my uni’s Fin Independence Day was yesterday and it went well  c:

1. he doesn’t realize this but Rakushka has been w me for 8 years now! he’s been a very good and brave boy the entire time

2. got up early to meet Ali. she always runs late so i took my time getting up. we went to the Inkwell, v cool place. she bought me hot chocolate and a pumpkin chocolate chip muffin, which was v nice of her; friends don’t usually buy me food. we mostly talked about school stuff since we have the same major and both doing the capstone next semester. she’s a nice girl, it was a good time

3. Nico. saw many plants, did NOT get eaten by any, clearly against my birthday wish. there was one plant which escaped its flower pot and was just kinda chilling over the table, hella. told Nico about the time I got a pic w a dead man in Est. p sure the 2 boys who came out of the backroom of the greenhouse shirtless were getting it on but yknow, thats fine. went back to Nico’s pad and relearned how to make a granny square after several failed attempts, got yelled at by Nico a bunch. went to the mall afterwards, Nico bought me a chocolate cookie bless. wandered around til Isaak got his shit together and picked me up. Nico’s a weird boy, don’t like the fact that he’s skedaddling soon to Ohio, wasn’t approved by Me. will be Alone again afterwards. A+

4. Isaak + Emily + Decker at RS restaurant. ran late, thanks Isaak. so was everyone else. Emily is nice and Decker is chill but Isaak talks sm. they’re all linguists and talked linguistics forever while I kinda just sat there til Emily + Decker caught on and started laughing. somehow got onto the subject of tindr and I got the following interaction:

me: ye my prob w tinder is just that ppl prob look at my profile and go ‘oh that’s the most boring person i’ve ever seen’ decker: maybe so but think about it like this. you haven’t sold your soul out like they have to trends and the rest. you actually have interests. you may be the most boring person in the world to them but at least you’re not like them

he also asked me about Est stuff bc he knows i’m at the level to answer what he asked. he also laughed at my jokes and actually listened to me over the others (as in Isaak). kind boy, i like Decker. we could be friends if he didn’t work a full time job + be in school full time. it was a good time tho and now i have pasta leftovers

5. Rakushka is a good boy but its midnight and he decided that now is the perfect time to get up and try to dig thru the floor and he woke up zemy in the process !  i’ve restored peace by placing Rakushka back into his blankie