The Day before Christmas
Tis the season to be late with Christmas falalalalala~ This took a little longer than we anticipated. xD I got the massive honor to team up with the talented @cheebsrtd to create a fic with 5 gorgeous pieces of art! ♥‿♥ You will find them in between the story, to see them separately check out @cheebsrtd blog! This chatroom has juzen in it (duh) but also a whole bunch of other ships ;) All under the cut because this fic is really long. We hope you enjoy! Merry late Christmas and happy holidays <3333
10:04 - Yoosung★, ZEN, 707, Jaehee Kang, MC, Jumin Han, Saeran, Mary Vanderwood
Jumin Han: Hmm, V is late. Assistant Kang, you were certain he was on his way?
Jaehee Kang: You asked me 5 minutes ago Mr. Han ;;;
ZEN: Lay off jerkwad! (ಠ_ಠ)
ZEN: Can’t believe you’re making her work on Christmas day -.-
Jumin Han: That is why I pay her, Zen, you would understand if you weren’t so dramatic.
Yoosung★: Aren’t we all working today actually?
Mary Vanderwood: If a party can be called work.
Yoosung★: It definitely can
Jaehee Kang: Agreed...
MC: Remember, it’s for a good cause ;;;;
707: Ah a bickering family, it’s truly like Christmas <3 Right Saeran?
Saeran: I thought you said you wanted to stay at home buried under Honey Buddha Chips
707: Don’t reveal my secret after-party plans!
- V has entered the chatroom -
ZEN: See, there he is!
V: Sorry for being late - had to figure out how to use our own RFA cloud storage
V: As requested, I sent everyone a copy of all the pictures I made yesterday.
ZEN: Opening my inbox as I type ~_^
V: Thanks for helping me sort them out.
Jumin Han: Of course V, we know you’re just as busy as we are.
Yoosung★: Wow there are a lot of pictures of the same thing
V: Yes, I wanted to capture just the right moment.
Jumin Han: Every moment would have been perfect if Elizabeth the 3rd had been there.
ZEN: Urgh!!! Not the fleaball!
Jumin Han: Elizabeth, get it right.
MC: I hope we can find a few good ones to put on the site!
Jaehee Kang: I would like to remind everyone the RFA has an image to uphold so nothing odd please. Looking at you Seven. (¬_¬)
707: What in the world do you meannnnnnnnnn
Saeran: I’ll keep an eye on him, don’t worry
Yoosung★: There are a lot of interesting ones!
Yoosung★: I’m at the part where Vanderwood and Zen brought in the tree!
ZEN: Man, that thing was heavy af. My beautiful nose nearly fell off from the cold while carrying it T_T
Jaehee Kang: I’m still impressed you two managed to bring it in
ZEN: Thanks Jaehee! No thanks to trust fund jerk
Jumin Han: You never asked my help.
ZEN: You could have offered! -.-
Yoosung★: Oh, Vanderwood is in this picture!
V: Haha, I asked him to pose because we have no photos of our newest member.
Mary Vanderwood: Ah, that was embarrassing
707: Eyyyyyyy Mary looking good!~!~!*:・゚✧ ✧゚・: *
Mary Vanderwood: Please stop ;;;
Yoosung★: Oh right, this will be your first RFA party!
Saeran: Don’t worry, you will never get used to the weirdness
Mary Vanderwood: Didn’t expect to
707: WAIT HOLD THE PHONE
MC: ?
707: ZOOM IN
707: ENHANCE
Saeran: Can you not
707: BOOM
Jaehee Kang: Oh
MC: OH
Saeran: Huh
V: Heh
ZEN: SHIT
Yoosung★: AH I THOUGHT I SAW THAT YESTERDAY
Saeran: You did? Why didn’t you tell us?
Yoosung★: I thought I was imagining it ;;
707: Awww you guys are so kyuuuuute~ (◕‿◕✿)
ZEN: IT ISNT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE ASSHOLE
Jaehee Kang: So this isn’t Mr. Han giving you a kiss on the nose?
ZEN: HE
ZEN: WAS JUST
ZEN: ...
Jumin Han: Zen was complaining about his face burning from the winter chill.
Jumin Han: So I was helping him warm up.
Mary Vanderwood: With your face?
Jumin Han: Well
Jumin Han: …
ZEN: Oh FML
Yoosung★: lol and no reply followed for 2 minutes
Saeran: For an actor and a CEO, you both are terrible at lying
Saeran: In a chatroom of all places
707: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
V: Come now Zen, we all pretty much knew about you two already.
Yoosung★: We did?
MC: You did?
Jumin Han: V, how did you…?
V: I know you two longer than today.
ZEN: Seriously?
Jaehee Kang: I suspected from the increasing office visits. One can only claim to work for a commercial so many times when there’s no contract on my desk.
Jaehee Kang: I respect your privacy Zen, but you are going to need to work on subtlety. You have a public reputation to uphold.
Saeran: Yeah I give them two weeks tops before all of Seoul knows
MC: Aww have a bit more faith Saeran ;;;
Mary Vanderwood: Tbh I’m not shocked.
ZEN: What?! At least pretend to be!!
Jumin Han: Hm.
ZEN: Damn it Jumin, doesn’t it bother you a little bit?!
ZEN: All this time acting like I hate you for nothing -.-
Jumin Han: Isn’t this better Zen? Everyone is allowed to see that I love you.
ZEN: Gah!!
MC: Awww!!
Jaehee Kang: Mr. Han, calm down!!
Yoosung★: Ewww get a room
ZEN: I’m blushing and that jerk knows it
Jumin Han: (ᵔᴥᵔ)
707: Only blushing? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ZEN: Fuck off into the sun Saeyoung!
Saeran: ...let’s go back to the photos
707: But this is fun!!!
ZEN: Oh, is it now?
ZEN: Because I’ve been scrolling ahead and I found something much more fun~
V: ??
MC: Uh oh
MC: Zen, wait
ZEN: See, it would be a crime to deprive the world of my beauty
ZEN: But someone needs to be taught a lesson in humility
Saeran: Is he talking about a selfie?
Jumin Han: Zen, I did not realize my actions would cause you to mess up a photo like this
ZEN: No you weirdo, I cropped it on purpose (as much as it hurt to do so). Look at the side!
Jaehee Kang: Wait, is that Saeyoung?
Saeran: Pfffff
Yoosung★: ?? wasn’t there a picture just now?
707: HA
707: NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS
707: GOOD JOKE ZEN
Saeran: You know there’s no point in deleting the photo right?
Saeran: And I know you - don’t go hacking into everyone’s phone to erase every copy
707: Saeran nooooooooooooo why do you betray me like this T____T
Saeran: I’m just being realistic
V: You do realize I have back ups on the camera itself.
Mary Vanderwood: Did… you get yourself entangled in lights?
707: DAMN IT MARY I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING
707: GO BACK TO YOUR MOP
Yoosung★: Ahahaha OMG Saeyoung
V: Saeyoung, MC, what happened?
MC: Ah ;;;;
MC: Well, somehow he got trapped and I cut him free
707: MC is my savior! <3
Jumin Han: You mean he wanted to prank someone, failed, and asked you to cut him down quick so no one would notice
707: That’s grossly wrong and mean of you to assume!
Mary Vanderwood: Something tells me Jumin’s right.
ZEN: Too bad for you I’m fantastic with the camera and picking up on your shit
707: Aaargh, go back to hating each other!
707: All versus one is not fair!!
MC: Sorry Saeyoung, I wasn’t fast enough x.x
Mary Vanderwood: Payback is an inappropriate 5-letter word
Yoosung★: Get rekt bro
707: ;__;
Yoosung★: Who was the prank for anyway?
V: Whoever would fall for it I guess.
Saeran: in other words, Yoosung
Yoosung★: Me????? (!!˚☐˚)
Saeran: Saeyoung, this wouldn’t have happened if I helped
707: Good point! Next one we can do together!
Saeran: ^_^
ZEN: wait what next one
Saeran: Just not Yoosung, he deserves a break
Yoosung★: Saeran T_T <3 thank youuuuu
ZEN: what next one????
Jaehee Kang: Can we please get back to the normal photos =.=
Jumin Han: Yoosung, you do often fall for his obvious pranks
Yoosung★: Oh come onnnnn
Yoosung★: Lately I’ve been doing better
Jumin Han: Lately Saeyoung’s been pranking you less
Yoosung★: ;_; You guys are mean
V: For what it’s worth, I believe you Yoosung
Jaehee Kang: And really Saeyoung, you’re too old to keep doing this
707: Don’t tell me what to do mom!
Jaehee Kang: M-mom??
Mary Vanderwood: Does that mean V is dad?
Yoosung★: Wait, what??? (!!!!˚☐˚)
Jaehee Kang: Excuse me??
ZEN: Vanderwood, what...
Mary Vanderwood: I’m talking about this.
Yoosung★: Hey that’s me!
Yoosung★: I remember this -.- Jaehee and V wouldn’t leave me alone because I spilled some mustard
ZEN: Oh so that’s what Vanderwood meant
ZEN: For a moment I thought he had gone mad
ZEN: Wait. Did Vanderwood just make a joke?
Mary Vanderwood: I do have a sense of humor, even if Saeyoung denies it.
Saeran: Well you are kinda my brother’s mom sometimes
Mary Vanderwood: Hey!
Jaehee Kang: Am… Am I a mom?
V: I was only trying to help. I’m sorry if that upset you, Yoosung.
Yoosung★: To be honest, it didn’t upset me *that* much
Yoosung★: I just don’t like the insinuation that I’m a kid >.<
V: Of course not
V: And Jaehee - you’re more a friend to all in the RFA.
MC: V speaks the truth! You truly are the best Jaehee! <3
Jaehee Kang: Ah, that’s kinds of you V, and MC, th-thank you (〃∀〃)ゞ
707: What are you all talking about? All I see is an adorable brother who got wrongfully cut off! <3
Saeran: … Saeyoung, stop…
MC: So cute
ZEN: No guesses who took the photo
Jumin Han: V, please warn me if you plan to marry my assistant or future intern so I can plan ahead.
Jaehee Kang: what
V: what
ZEN: OMG Jumin what. the. Hell.
Yoosung★: WHAT?! Intenr!??
ZEN: Oi, typos
Saeran: Really, that’s the thing that bothers you more?
707: BWAHAHAHA
707: I’m cackling Jumin out-trolled everyone
Mary Vanderwood: And now things just got too weird
Mary Vanderwood: I have regrets
Jaehee Kang: You’ll never get used to it.
ZEN: Jumin, I told you, your humor is too weird
707: Admit it Zen, you laughed
707: Jumin, did Zen laugh?
ZEN: What makes you think I’m with him right now?
Jumin Han: Why does everyone think I’m joking?
Jumin Han: And he did
ZEN: Jumin!!!
V: Haha
Jaehee Kang: Saeyoung, at this rate Zen is going to try to find more embarrassing photos of you to take revenge
707: Too bad, I’ve become immune now!
707: Bring on the embarrassing photos! Wanna see me in a virgin killing sweater?
MC: OMG YES ♥‿♥
Yoosung★: Aaaah not here!
Mary Vanderwood: See this is why no one takes you seriously.
Saeran: Bro no please ಠ╭╮ಠ
707: ~(˘▾˘~)
ZEN: Riiiiight, I’m going to ignore that and carry on
Yoosung★: Also I don’t have time to be an intern, I’m studying to be a vet! Hmpf!
707: Study hard Yoosungie, you’ll escape Jumin’s clutches for sure!!
Yoosung★: Thank you Saeyoung… I think
Jumin Han: It’s an opportunity, not a requirement.
ZEN: What Jumin means is that Yoosung can choose to take it, but he doesn't have to
MC: This is the first time you’ve defended Jumin, Zen
ZEN: It’s weird, I admit
707: Aaaand I’ve seen them all! Good job V and co~
V: Already?
707: I can easily multitask /╲/\╭( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )╮/\╱\
ZEN: V, it’s so hard to choose - I want all of them with my beautiful visage in it!
Jumin Han: Same.
Jaehee Kang: Mr. Han, we really need to have a meeting to discuss subtlety…
Yoosung★: I’ve always been bad in multiple choice
Mary Vanderwood: I’m not really sure how valuable my opinion is seeing I don’t know what image the RFA seeks to put up
V: You used to be a professional bodyguard, right? I’m sure you know what feels right.
Mary Vanderwood: Bodyguard?
V: That’s what Saeran and Saeyoung told me?
Mary Vanderwood: Oh, right. Yes. Yes, I used to be.
Saeran: And now he’s a security guard.
Jumin Han: That’s an odd response, Vanderwood.
707: Of course
707: he wasn’t a bodyguard
707: He was my maid (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ ✧゚・: * lololololol
Mary Vanderwood: The worst part is I can’t even deny it.
Jaehee Kang: I can relate
Yoosung★: Oh I accidentally made a photo as well
Yoosung★: V, remember when you asked me to switch off your camera just before we all left to go home?
V: Yes?
Yoosung★: I can’t believe Saeyoung missed this hehe
Jaehee Kang: Vanderwood?
Jumin Han: Saeran?
707: OMG
Mary Vanderwood: What? It isn’t what it looks like!
ZEN: Isn’t that literally what I said earlier?
707: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOU TWO WERE DATINGGGG
Mary Vanderwood: ajkdjkhkjs we’re not!!
MC: Then what were you doing?
Mary Vanderwood: He was only wearing a skimpy jacket! If he were to walk out into the snowfall, he’d catch a horrible cold.
Mary Vanderwood: So I gave him my scarf.
V: I thought it was odd he had a leopard-printed scarf out of nowhere
ZEN: That *is* rather romantic, Vandy
Mary Vanderwood: It is?
Jumin Han: Even I knew this.
Saeran: I simply forgot my winter coat. But I liked it, it was warm
Saeran: I’ll give it back to you at the party Vanderwood
Mary Vanderwood: You… can keep it if you want.
Saeran: Ah… thanks
MC: This is so adorable I’m dying
707: Hehehe I know Mary’s blushing like crazy
707: You two have my blessing (◕‿◕✿)
Yoosung★: And mine too! (⌒▽⌒)
Mary Vanderwood: >.< The fact that I’m communicating here instead of real life because the twins are up to God knows what is bad enough
Mary Vanderwood: I’m not Zen, stop prying into my private affairs.
ZEN: Hey! But touché
Jaehee Kang: This is a mess, we haven’t even selected our favorites yet.
ZEN: If it wasn’t for Saeyoung, we would have - damn trickster!
707: The camera was the one who caught it all, someone else would have pointed it out anyway~!
Jumin Han: Some people have the decency to do that discreet.
Yoosung★: Well I don’t blame Saeyoung or the camera, you all are easily riled up
Saeran: Yoosung, so are you!
MC: Is it really that bad though? Who cares if we know of current and/or upcoming relationships
MC: Let’s all focus now
V: I’m sorry for causing such chaos, but I did find one picture that I thought was the best.
Jaehee Kang: Oh yes, the group picture! ♥‿♥
MC: Aaaah look at all of us!
ZEN: Ah I’m radiant as always~
Mary Vanderwood: Posing twice for a photo in a day, what is this life
Saeran: Welcome to the RFA.
Yoosung★: We hope you will enjoy your stay!
707: And if you are in trouble you can call us night and day! ~_^
Jaehee Kang: Rhyming?
V: Heh, they have impeccable timing.
MC: Pfff you guys. This is definitely one to put on the site
ZEN: Agreed! And if you think that was good, wait till you hear me sing!
Yoosung★: How often have you sung for Jumin already?
Jumin Han: Plenty.
ZEN: Why are you so dreadfully honest?!
Jaehee Kang: I give up.
Saeran: Two weeks was too generous
MC: Knowing you Saeran, you wouldn’t even hide two minutes
Saeran: Of course not, I’ve wasted too much time to hide now
Jumin Han: I’ll be off, time to get ready for tonight’s party.
707: Tonight will definitely be interesting
Mary Vanderwood: Why does that worry me when you say that?
V: ^_^ With you guys, it will be awesome.
Jaehee Kang: Until tonight!
- V has left the chatroom -
- Jaehee Kang has left the chatroom -
- ZEN has left the chatroom -
- Jumin Han has left the chatroom -
- 707 has left the chatroom -
- Yoosung★ has left the chatroom -
- MC has left the chatroom -
Saeran: Wait, I wanted to say
Saeran: …
Saeran: Ah well, it doesn’t matter, we’ll see each other soon
Saeran: ...Thank you all for your support <3
Saeran: Merry Christmas!
- Saeran has left the chatroom -
Mary Vanderwood: And if you don’t celebrate Christmas, happy holidays~
This conversation will be archived in the RFA records.
126 notes
·
View notes