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zahri-melitor · 2 years

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So reading through various 90s Batccomics means I’ve been enjoying every time Anarky shows up, and by god does Lonnie ever exude some stupol energy.

You ripped that rant straight from Red Flag, young man. You have intense SEP member energy. You have a specific beef with everything SAlt for being your nearest enemy. I predict you’re going to be organising a protest against the pedagogical insult that is marking any moment now.

This child is such a stereotype I’m amazed half his sentences don’t start “solidarity with [since devolved section of the USSR]”. He needs to sneak off to badly photocopy more pamphlets on African starvation due to Western Imperialism on the school photocopiers.

I’m guessing I’m supposed to disagree with his statements? But it’s just so much Babby’s First Political Awakening stuff that I just want to set him up with a student union election campaign and watch him spend half his time yelling insults at the other socialist parties on the SRC, most of which have ridiculous names. Except he’s running around electrocuting people instead.

#dc #lonnie machin #please you act like being a 14 year old anarchist is unusual #when it’s the most normal thing in the world #they have an entire form of government (student politics) for you to get this rage out instead of electrocuting people #Lonnie: take! me! seriously!#me squishing his face: no. I’ve read far too many electoral platforms for socialist micro parties #come back when you have a better rant about whether participating in the system is acceptable as a step to tearing it down #z canon read throughs

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