#police call rhythm heaven

[h3yyspac3cad3t]

hes just like. REALLY cool

[submaskudari]

cringe posting on main

[struck-by-the-rain]

yeah

[rokkazu]

alright chat what do we think about the name pierce for the police call guy bc im tired of just calling him police call guy

[rockintapper]

canon /j

[octowoman2419]

here, have a doodle of the police call guy atm

it’s part of a larger doodle page I’m doing atm

[55-degrees-fahrenheit]

it's been 3,141 days since the last Rhythm Heaven game.

police call (rhf) be like:

[catovyen]

OUUUSHHESH I HAVE COMPLETED THEM ALL... I've put these on twitter as well! These are based on the Breaking Bad franchise. Better Call Saul and El Camino!

Yes, I've also watched the whole BrBa franchise and it's worth it! :) I finally get to draw other Rhythm Heaven characters other than Karate Joe.

[puppys-rhythm-heaven]

fitting view count there-

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Mr. Chicken

Debut: Rhythm Heaven Megamix

The year is unknown. The world as we know it is unrecognizable. Ocean now covers nearly all of the planet's surface, and the remaining landmasses jut sharply upward, connected only by brittle stone bridges, if anything. And yet, despite all this...

This chicken bought himself an electric car, and he's ready to take it for a ride!

Mr. Chicken is the star of Charging Chicken, which is a game of chicken! You know, like, trying to get as close as possible to something without going over? I don't actually know why that's called chicken. Hold on, I have to look something up.

Ah! It is called that because the original game of chicken involved two drivers driving right toward each other, where one or both must swerve away, or risk crashing. If only one swerves, that driver is the Chicken, in the "coward" sense of the word. I would not call avoiding a car crash cowardly, but I cannot speak for people who would intentionally drive toward each other in cars! This does not help the reputation of the humble chicken.

Thankfully, Mr. Chicken is not driving into head-on traffic. Unfortunately, he is driving toward a landmass only a few feet wide, with a drop straight down into the ocean on the other side. Why is he doing this? Is he stupid? Yeah, I think so.

I don't know if Mr. Chicken is a terrible driver, his car is terribly designed, or both! The moment it finishes charging, it immediately zooms straight at full speed, so either it drives recklessly on its own until it runs out of fuel, or this chicken has the gas pedal slammed down to the floor at ALL times. I would not put it past him.

All this is bad enough, and that's without even mentioning that chickens barely have any depth perception! That's why they (and other prey birds) bob their heads while they walk- the things that they see will appear to move at different speeds depending on how far from the eyes they are! Delightfully, Mr. Chicken DOES indeed bob his head rapidly while driving, so at least he's trying, I guess. But if there is anything you take from this post, I hope it is that a chicken would not be good at driving a car.

Nevertheless, THIS chicken has his driver's license, somehow. And we get to hear his own thoughts about it!

"I've been driving for almost three years now. I get pulled over all the time, and I keep expecting a police officer to comment on my license picture--I look so good!"

I am happy he is proud of his photo. I'm sure it looks great, I always love looking at a photo of a chicken. I even included one in this post! They are so fun to look at. But getting pulled over all the time? I am disappointed in him! I don't feel comfortable with such a reckless driver on the road! If only he would change his ways, but that is surely too much to expect...

"When my safe driving record got me the gold driver's license, I asked if I could keep my same picture. It's such a cute picture of me!"

Wow! He changed his ways, despite me not having faith in him! It turns out even a digital chicken has the capacity to change. I am proud of him! This is now a chicken who all drivers should aspire to be like, in terms of both safety and self-love!

The non-Japanese versions of the game feature this, quite frankly, sick mural of Mr. Chicken and his car at the end of Machine Remix! I don't think this is his own garage, since there is a whole Car Guy character that this stage is hosted by, so maybe he's a beloved customer, and became a sort of mascot. He probably crashes enough cars to keep a repair shop in business!

There is even more to Mr. Chicken but I don't feel like writing anymore! Check out this official comic if you want to see some rooster heterosexuality.

[h3yyspac3cad3t]

drawing him more close to cannon for once !!!

more stylized version on the side, still working on developing how i draw him

[submaskudari]

he’s doing his best,, and maybe running on a hour of sleep or two

[struck-by-the-rain]

my (rhythm) touys

(cat machine based on this banger design by @akachan3000 )

[bpgpfesyi]

rhythm heaven fever characters (most of them anyway) translated 100 times!

Girl - investigate 

Marshal - Apply the law

Cam - you sleep

Ms. Ribbon - connective tissue

Male Golfer - golf

Monkey (Hole in One)- You are right

Mandrill - Remove the sand.

Screwbots (Robots) - A dream is a dream

See and Saw - truth

A Boy - This is what you asked for

His Crush - This is your failure 

Weasel Couple - A Welsh couple

Monkey and Frogs - The Monkey and the Frog

Fork - Home

The Executives - Head 

Assistant - Therefore;

Monkey (Assistant)- for a specific purpose

Small Monkeys - i have a monkey 

Dough Dudes - The boy is missing.

Mr. Game and Watch - Save the disc

Widget - I’ll bring some wine

Baxter and Forthington - Viruses and money

Muscle Doll - canned meat 

Reporter and Wrestler - Journalist and director 

Employee 333-4-591032 - Personal 333-4-591032

Microbe - The monk said:

Demons - House

Pinwheel Girl and another child- More news for women and children

Ann Glerr - Anna Galerová

Quicknibble - Good day

Pausegill - neck

Threefish - three

Flippers - Are you there?

Captain Tuck - Captain Tucker

Slugger - neck

Pitcher - I bless you

Monkey Umpire - ape culture

The Huebirds of Happiness - happy animal

Rhythm Rockets - Get the videos

Uhh… these guys? - You do bad things

Love Posse feat. MC Adore - I love working with Hello Mike

Bossa and Nova - I broke my leg and it hurt a lot.

The Tall Tappers - small battery

The Shrimp Scamperers - They eat wild animals

School Library Pep Squad - Commission for Education Reform

Bunny Man (Samurai Slice 2) - It’s a rabbit

Female Golfer - artist

Dough Person (?) (Working Dough 2) - E-mail address 

Cat (Remix 9) - One day after the cycle

Hato-kun, Mezamashi-kun and Omame-chan (Wake-Up Caller) - Hardwell, Lord Miles and Mr.

Kasuke and Kosuke - know yourself

Lady Cupid - The rest are women

Girl’s Basketball Team - Women’s soccer team

Frog and Frog Princess - Frog and heat

Chameleon and Flies - they have color

Clap Trap Doll - 2 books

Driver (Toy Car) - a pilot

Pirate Captain Jackie and her crew - Captain Jack Sparrow and his crew.

Police Call Guy - Call the police!

Mr. Hi-Hat (yes, that is really his name) - Community acceptance 

Rhythm Fighters - We are not like that.

[rockintapper]

these bitches gay!!!! good for them, good for them

[80s-music-tourney]

The video list

Pet Shop Boys - Always on my mind

Michael Jackson - Thriller

Queen - I Want To Break Free

Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy

Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

USA For Africa - We Are The World

Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime

Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer

Neneh Cherry - Buffalo Stance

The Art of Noise - Paranoimia

Strawberry Switchblade - Since Yesterday

Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax

Visage - Fade to Grey

Genesis - Land of Confusion

Kate Bush - Babooshka

It’s Tricky - RUN-DMC

Dire Straits - Money for Nothing

A-ha - Take On Me

Michael Jackson - Bad

Prince - Batdance

Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More

Dexys Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen

Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right

Tom Tom Club - Genius of Love

Men At Work - Down Under

Paula Abdul - Opposites Attract

Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It

Janet Jackson - Miss You Much

Madonna - Like A Prayer

George Michael - Careless Whisper

Pat Benatar - Love Is A Battlefield

Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round

Herbie Hancock - Rockit

Toni Basil - Mickey

U2 - Where The Streets Have No Name

David Bowie - Let’s Dance

ABC - The Look of Love

Paul Simons - You Can Call Me Al

Sparks with Jane Wiedlin - Cool Places

Freddie Mercury - Made In Heaven

They Might Be Giants - Ana Ng

The Clash - Rock The Casbah

R.E.M. - The One I Love

Pixies - Here Comes Your Man

Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Science

Oingo Boingo - Weird Science

Cher - If I Could Turn Back Time

Go-Bang’s - Special Boyfriend

Nine Inch Nails - Head Like A Hole

Billy Idol - White Wedding

Talking Heads - (Nothing But) Flowers

Falco - Rock Me Amadeus

The Smiths - This Charming Man

Siouxsie and the Banshees - Spellbound

Bobby McFerrin - Don’t Worry, Be Happy

Grace Jones - Slave To The Rhythm

Culture Club - Karma Chameleon 

Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance

Klaus Nomi - Simple Man

Rockwell - Somebody’s Watching Me

Madonna - Express Yourself

Divine - You Think You’re A Man?

Prince - 1999

Paul McCartney - Coming Up

Bananarama - Cruel Summer

Duran Duran - Rio

Elton John - I’m Still Standing

Simply Red - Holding Back The Years

Biz Markie - Just A Friend

Robert Palmer - Simply Irrestiable

Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart

Slick Rick - Children’s Story

The Police - Don’t Stand So Close To Me

George Michael - I Want Your Sex

Mick Jagger & David Bowie - Dancing In The Street

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam

The Timelords (The KLF) - Doctorin’ the Tardis

The J. Geils Band - Love Stinks

Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams

Madness - Night Boat to Cairo

The Cure - Lullaby