#polyhexing

[xretiredcommanderx]

@bxmbdispxsalexpert @polyhexing

Magnus gonna start drinking because of you two.

[bxmbdispxsalexpert]

Would you still be my friend if I was a worm

"Of course Whirl! I'd make sure to take really good care of you too!"

There was a slight pause before he continued... "By the way, what's a worm?"

[unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom]

@polyhexing replied...

Are you finally getting a job?????

( UNICRON IS A JOB. )

[cliff-and-the-kid]

"Trick or Treat!!"

A wild Whirl jr dressed in a handmade lobster codtume has appeared! She's holding a treat bag decorated like a fishtank.

"Treat or Treat."

Whirl is standing close behind her wearing angel wings and a halo, he also has a treat bag.

There comes the sound

Of transformation

The door begins to fold upward from the ground

Until it halts

Only darkness can be seen through the low opening

And then

Two buckets are slid forth

Their edges decorated with large, pointed teeth

One is filled with glittery energon gummies

The other bears three cubes of glowing engex

Enjoy....

[unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom]

( THAT FIXES NOTHING WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR INABILITY TO CONSUME THE BEST TASTING ROCKS. )

@unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

I'M GONNA STEAL A SHRINK RAY AND SHRINK YOU DOWN TO FISH SIZE AND PUT YOU IN A TOUCH POOL IN AN AQUARIUM

[keferon]

Megatron in tf Earthspark s2 ep6: You two have initiated the Polyhex protocol

Me: YOU KNoW what else Polyhex is known for👁

My friend tired of my JP bullshit:

[maslinych]

and the scary grabber is here!!!

[random-cockroach]

I am SO SOLD TO JAZZ/PROWL DYNAMIC with this fanfic (Domino Milkshake)

(EXUSE ME, it gave me more basics than I was able to find in briefs of info when I was searching, and it gave so much more interesting layers to them as characters, including early years in training in their department) AND HGPROHPOFP OH GOD okay my face pretty sure was stupid when I was reading every chapter

[botopsy]

MORE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT ES OP: these two images

[xretiredcommanderx]

Be honest. Did you eat my last pudding cup.

[Meme|Accepting]

"Was it the Tapioca one?"

[bxmbdispxsalexpert]

Will you at least play minecraft with me I promise I won't blow your house up this time

"Now that is something I can do! Please, just be careful this time... I really liked my home I made the last time we played."

[unicronnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom]

@polyhexing replied...

VEE-TUBER IS A SLUR AND IM USING AGAINST YOU. VEE-TUBER

( EXCUSE ME )

[rodismancave]

Actually.

Do you think you could stall Minimus for a tad longer than his usual break.

Walking into Minimus’ office while he isn’t there to do something nice but I fumble it so bad I break a shelf

[mozindale]

Eleanor keeps repeating the line that she'll see me in my dreams and Amir in the backroom goes back and forth between flirting with Drifter and talking about Eleanor

So...DE...are you purposely teasing me with a polycule?

[soundwavesuperioraf]

So is Earthspark Bumblebee just incredibly chill, or did Megatron not rip out his vocalizer in this canon? Because he's so chill around him that either (a) it's an act, he's not chill inside; (b) through inherent temperament or intense therapy, he's come to terms with it already; or (c) it never happened. I'm going to guess/hope/assume (c).