#polypolygon

[midnight-express1312]

polypolyGon

[incorrect-patbriquotes]

Simone: Why are Brian and Pat sitting with their backs to each other?

Jenna: They had a fight.

Simone: Then why are they holding hands?

Jenna: They get sad when they fight.

[easterntimecryptid]

moodboard for when ur in love with ur coworker

[andrewhq]

I mean, since I gave Vampire Bri, I might as well give you Devil Pat, right?

[les-brian]

i lied i’m back bc i keep thinking abt this sex worker brian au i just made up

is this biased bc i keep listening to love on the line by her’s while also thinking abt patbrian? yes. am i gonna write it anyway? also yes

before brian starts at p*lygon, he needs money before he becomes destitute, and he’s been told he has a nice voice after years of theater and chorus, so why not work for a sex hotline? and. he’s more into than he’d thought, it��s actually going really well for him

and then. pat calls.

buttercup, call me up, saturday night,

his voice is shakier than Brian’s used to hearing from a client. he’s grown used to the typical cocky business man looking to fuck a guy over the phone so he didn’t have to acknowledge a failing marriage with his wife. he’d been through the internalized homophobia already, as long as he was getting paid, he was happy to help by moaning over the line.

say whatever, do whatever you like,

it seems like pat’s first time on a call like this, so brian’s happy to guide him through it. be gentle with him, talk about kissing down his chest and breath against skin rather than the grab my hair and call me a whore pace that he’s used to.

it’s, nice, if brian thinks about it too much.

i’ll be waiting on the end of the line,

the way he can hear pat’s breath catch over the phone, the genuine thrill despite knowing that pat’s only touching himself. reminds brian that he has this power to make someone feel good and wanted.

pat pays his dues, and brian says “thanks for a good night, buttercup.”

all i want is for you to be mine,

pat calls a spare few times over the next couple months, and he’d be stupid to say he missed the tenderness of it. but, brian gets a vanilla job at a video game site, so he figures he doesn’t have the time anymore.

pat thinks the new hire is nice, he does his work and then some, always happy to help ease the load off someone else. always cheery and bouncy with a nervous edge. pat feels like he knows him from somewhere.

and then brian calls him buttercup.

[goodgoodpolypals]

This fucking look tho please I’m crying 

[ordinarywhip]

hey can we talk about this

[the-soft-collective]

Soft slimy boys. Justin thinks it’s funny to lose his composure and leak all over Russ ;)

[softcronch]

Imagine: Griff goes back to Austin after crashing in NYC with Simone and Pat for a solid 2 weeks, and once he's gone Simone realizes she just can't sleep the same. Pat doesn't sleep over /every/ night, but when he does its still not scratching that itch. After some experimenting one night when she's home alone, she arranges her pillows in such a way that it's not to far off from falling asleep with her head on Griffin's soft little stomach. She falls asleep with a smile on her face and decides that if Griffin or Pat ever find out about this, she'll jump into a volcano.

[puppy-griff]

I wanted to start by saying this blog will feature mostly rpf!!! Mc elroys and maybe other things here and there. and if you don't like that pls pls just block and move on so we can be adults abt it.

I will post my art and thoughts and ideas/promts, maybe some short fics ?? Everyone is welcome to contact me any way they'd like to talk about these ships or anything unrelated!! But pls keep in mind I have a dumb brain and I am bad at responding lol

[shippyshipboys]

What’s up gang, I made a new blog that’s going to be dedicated to Polygon, MElroys and possibly TAZ.

[incorrect-patbriquotes]

Officer: So what are your names?

Pat: Don't tell him, Brian.

Officer: So you're Brian...

Brian: Good job, Patrick.

Officer: And you're Patrick, thank you for your cooperation.

[easterntimecryptid]

moodboard for when ur in love with ur coworker pt. 2

bonus:

[itsachaliceforyourthoughts]

List of the good, the gay and the sappy on main in the new unravelled

• brian in an oversized t shirt. I dont make the rules thats gay culture babey, both fashionable and soft

•he’s a monsterfucker. Theres no denying it after this and castlevania

•the calm informative video narrator voice pat does is so choice

•brian breaking his dance rule bc he is just too funky

•confirming that pat and brian collaborate on Unraveled and are The Dream Team in writing

•brian casually dropping the fact that he likes his hair being played with

•doing a video entirely on cuddling in general is just absolutely soft romantic gay on main and as a soft romantic gay, im here for it

•the haggard chaos incited by redbull in a mug, which is a fucking mood

•brian’s refusal to do anything but thoroughly analyze characters of regardless of gender in a sexual/romantic context is very bi of him and im living

•whenever brian says babey is good

•pat laughing off camera

•pat making brian say goofy things in his script despite it being bad writing “talk about a woke bae”

• himbo

•all the outtakes of brian just being squirmy and goofy to make pat laugh

• *whips around brandishing scissors* pat: WHAT DO YOU HAVE

• “I’m in my rebellious stage” hell yeah i love feral brian doesnt give a fuck abt explaining the things he wants to do, including his scripts and physical appearance

•but also *immediately checks with an authority figure*

• CONSIDERING PAT AN AUTHORITY FIGURE LMAOSJJSSK

•the format of the xy axis diagram is very good and meshes well with the audience’s taste in memes

•the painted nails,, always good

• the shakey clip of clayton before brian emerges from behind the door to kill us

[goodgoodpolypals]

Concept: Brian but he's wearing the iconic 'gay outfit' from archer with white and pink booty shorts, a crop top that says 'got dick?', knee high socks with rollerblades complete with the lollipop he's sucking on.

[andrewhq]

If you guys don't know, I have an incorrect patbri quotes sideblog, if you're into that ;)

I'm about to post a few things there.