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Red Shoes
There is nothing that bespeaks independence and sassiness like a pair of red shoes, and every woman should own at least one pair.
My mother always had several, and when she gave me my first pair of sylish red silk high heels, I became a beliver in the power of red shoes. But, according to Mama, there are rules that accompany the wearing of red shoes. To this day, I've never broken one of them. Find out my mom's red shoe regs at: https://wimpygirl.com/red-shoes
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Fortu-Nut
July 20th is Fortune Cookie Day. The best thing about this obscure holiday is that even if the slip of paper inside your cookie tells you that you're ugly or that you stink like a goat, you still get to enjoy the scrumptious cookie!
Find out more really weird ways of predicting your fate at: https://wimpygirl.com/fortu-nut
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A Guide to Date Night with St. Valentine
Listen up, all you hopeless romantics, starry-eyed lovers, and aspiring poets...get ready to have your minds blown, because today is your day. Why not spice things up with a date night inspired by the legendary St. Valentine? It'll be a blast! You've got to see this:
Happy Valentine's Day! Smoochie, smoochie.
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A Visit from St. Nickname
Ever notice how some folks just attract nicknames like a magnet? It's like they've got a bullseye on their back or something! Well, as someone who falls into that category, I tend to think that it's not about being vulnerable or naive, but more about getting surprise visits from good ol' St. Nickname. Everyone assumes he's a riot, a cheerful, quirky old guy, until he pays you a visit. Prepare yourself for a good laugh at:
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Hope Floats
Showers just don't cut it for me, and it's been ages since I last took a truly extravagant bubble bath. Scary, huh? You see, in the country we live in, Mexico, bathtubs are hard to come by, and it's been giving me some pretty wild nightmares. Check out: bit.ly/wg-hope-floats or https://wimpygirl.com/hope-floats/
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Panty Lines
So what are you doing for New Year's Eve? What are you wearing? Here in Mexico wht you are wearing under your regular clothes is more important than what's on the outside. Find out why at: https://bit.ly/panty-lines or https://wimpygirl.com/panty-lines/
And HAPPY NEW YEAR from Wimpy Girl and Capt'n Clean!
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Dreaming of a Spotless Christmas
If you're constantly battling the struggle of keeping your clothes as white as a snowflake during Christmas, and happen to live with someone whose 10-year-old white shirts are so impeccable they could pass for freshly woven clouds, then boy, do I have a tale for you today! Check out https://wimpygirl.com/dreaming-of-a-spotless-christmas or https://bit.ly/spotless-christmas
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Holiday Wardrobe Malfunction
My sweatpants (bless them) are my go-to "uniform" for this time of year. After all, 'tis the season to be comfortable, right? There is nothing like the holidays for coziness and comfort, comfortable settings, comfortable clothing, and comfort food. So, this week, in the spirit of the season, I've gotten comfortable. I've taken the week off and let my sweatpants be the guest blogger. You won't want to miss my sweatpants GUIDE TO HOLIDAY EATING by W.G. Sweatpants at https://wimpygirl.com/holiday-wardrobe-malfunction
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Phone Eulogy
It's been a sad and difficult week for poor Wimpy Girl as she mourns the death of her smart phone. Join her as she celebrates the life and eulogizes one great cell phone device at: https://wimpygirl.com/phone-eulogy
And, if your phone is alive and working be grateful, and please, please make sure you have it backed up!
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You Don't Say
Have you pickled any peppers lately and eloquently told everyone you know all about it? If so, you will love celebrating International Tongue Twister Day on Sunday. Even though I spent 8 years in speech therapy as a kid, my tongue still can't roll R's. Can yours?
Find out the history of some of the most "thrilling, trilling" tongue twisters at https://wimpygirl.com/you-dont-say and do a few tongue calisthenics to celebrate.
tonguetwisterday #tonguetwister #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #pookieryan
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Waste of Time
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Haunted Fridge Night
October 30th is Haunted Refrigerator Night. Only the bravest dare to venture into the realm haunted by moldy cheese, spoiled milk, and ghosts of meals past. Are you up to the challenge? Can you fight and banish the demons that lurk in the hidden parts of your fridge? If you think so, check out https://wimpygirl.com/haunted-fridge-night and have a frightfully wicked Halloween!
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Arm Day
We take our coffee very seriously. For us, there's not much funny about coffee. Or is there? Ready to snort coffee out your noe from laughing so much? Check out: httmps://wimpygirl.com/arm-day
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Taco Belle
If you enjoy tacos as much as I do and live in Mexico, you're one lucky muejer. Mexican tacos delight and satisfy regardless of your Spanish proficiency. Mexican tacos are delicious and inspiring. In fact, they oft inspire one to write…poetry. Check out Amo los Tacos, A Poem at https//wimpygirl.com/taco-belle
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Dippity-Do, Duh
"Bad hair day? More like bad hair life"
National Hair Day is celebrated annually on October 1. Visit https://wimpygirl.com/dippity-do-duh and let's take a trip down Follicle Memory Lane together.
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Everything's Coming Up Roses
September 29th is Broadway Musical Day! Thunderous Applause! Bravo! Encore! This is my kind of holiday! Find out how it all got started at https://wimpygirl.com/everythings-coming-up-roses
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