#poor Keith is so accident prone

[lordofthebigtimesupernatural]

I'm so in love with your Single Dad!Shiro AU I am beyond saving bless your soul thank you for this AU. I have a couple of suggestions 1) everyone has fallen down the stairs once in their lives. Imagine Shiro's reaction to Keith's first trip (you can choose whether it's on a scale of I, who only fell about 5 to the bottom, or my sister, who jumped from the top stair because she thought her fairy wings were real). Also please consider: Keith going to his first Teenage Party(TM) ((y'know)).

Hello! Aw thank you so much for such a sweet ask, you’re making me blush! This is so great. Both of your asks are terrific and great. We all have had our moments down the stairs, some better and some worse (but omg your poor sister!). I hope you like this and the second one was also great but I only had time to write out one oneshot :’(. I still hope you like it! But as for Keith’s first Teenage Party, here’s some HCs:

-Keith went to his first ever party when he was 15, and it was a homecoming celebration of all things.

-Honestly he didn’t even want to go but Lance, Hunk and even Pidge were excited about it bc they knew the guy hosting the party.

-Red wound up coming with Keith bc of all the noises and the crowds and just from the outside, Keith knew this night was going to be a disaster.

-He found a small dark corner where he huddled up with Red standing guard at his side, growling at anyone that tried to get near him.

-Eventually Keith couldn’t handle all of the noises or the strange people or the alcohol and Red is getting antsy too, trying to keep everyone away until finally the kid who threw the party notices and pulls Keith aside (after Red almost tries to bite him) upstairs in his parent’s bedroom where it is much quieter and there are no people

-Red relaxes and the kid allows Keith to call his dad and keeps him calm before Hunk, Lance and Pidge can reach them, and the kid seems to know all the tricks to help Keith calm down until his dad and friends can come get him.

-When Keith finally asks how the kid knows all that, he tells him that his younger brother and sister were both Autistic and Keith reminded him so much of them and who they could be.

But anyway, here is the actual one shot about Keith V. Stairs. Enjoy!

x.V.x

              Keithwas bored.

              And whenhe was bored, things never seemed to end smoothly. After all, Keith was anadventurous four-year-old. He did not always like to sit around and color.Especially when the washing machine andthe dryer were both being obnoxiously loud today. No, Keith was an adventureror an explorer, which meant that Keith could not just sit around all day.

              Especiallynot when daddy was too busy doing taxes. Whatever those were.

              AllKeith knew was that his daddy had lots of ‘mportant papers all over the kitchentable and he has his reading glasseson, which typically was a sign for Keith not to bother his daddy.

              To befair, Keith hadn’t bothered his daddy for a super, duper long time. Consideringthat his daddy had first started working when the big hand was on the 12 andthe little hand was on the ten, on the clock. Now the big hand was almost onthe 11 and the little hand was in between the ten and 11. That must have been such a long time. At least 11 whole numbers!

              “Daddy,is your taxes done? No more?” Keith sauntered up to the kitchen table where hisdaddy was sitting. He had to stand on his tip toes in order to just see overthe table. His fingers began tapping against the old wood out of habit andShiro looked over at his son. Taxes weren’t hard for Shiro but that didn’t meanthat they never took forever to getdone, and with Keith’s adoption completely finalized after so long he had a lotmore work this year than usual.

              Shirohad to give Keith credit. The toddler had lasted nearly an hour of silencebefore bothering him. That was quite impressive considering Keith hadn’t hadhis snuggle time yet today. Carefully, Shiro pulled Keith up on to his lip andrubbed his eyes tiredly. Keith looked all over at the scattered papers,frowning heavily at them before rubbing Shiro’s cheek.

              “Alldone.” Keith announced, causing Shiro to chuckle.

              “I’msorry baby, but no I’m not done with the taxes.” Shiro apologized when he sawKeith’s expression fall.  He hated notbeing able to spend time with Keith (once Keith actually started Kindergarten,who knew how much time he and Keith would have together?), but unfortunately,Shiro had been putting this off for far too long and they needed to get done.“These take a while and Daddy is only about halfway done.”

              “But,I’m hungry.” Keith stated as if that would suddenly make Shiro drop everythingand the taxes would magically be finished. Well, it did work for the latter ofthose two things. Shiro had gotten up and decided that they could both use asnack break and went into the kitchen to make Keith and him a bowl of mac ‘ncheese.

              “Alright.I’m hungry too. How about we get a snack?” Shiro smiled when Keith noddedquietly but the smile on his face melted Shiro’s heart. Stay this way forever.

x.V.x

              Keithsighed dramatically.

              Hewasn’t hungry anymore and his daddy had made sure to make him an extra big andextra delicious bowl of food. He’d even made his own food and sat with Keith onthe bar stools to eat. Unfortunately, after some time when both were finished,his daddy had let Keith go and told him that he needed to finish with thestupid taxes. He promised Keith that he was almost done, but to Keith, that wassooooo long ago.

              Keithwas having trouble keeping occupied while his daddy worked. He colored all thepages in his coloring book (neatly and inside the lines). He’d organized hiscollection of rubber dinosaurs. He’d tossed a ball along the wall until hisdaddy had suggested he go play outside.

              Whichwas why Keith was standing on the outside porch looking down the stairs. Hecould play on the swings? Or he could pick dandelions and make a hat? He couldsit in the grass? Though, none of that sounded fun to the toddler as he stared at the stairs and hand rail of theporch steps. Keith eyed the stairs, debating if he even wanted to go down themand into the yard or stay on the porch. Besidesit takes a while to get down and then back up all those stairs.

              Keithsighed when he looked to the handrail before frowning. He remembered Lance oncetelling him about getting down the stairs faster and with a “funner way” evenif “funner” wasn’t a real word. Lance had bragged at school about the band aidon his elbow from sliding down the handrail at his house. While Keith didn’tcare so much about the band aid or the story, he did remember Lance telling himthat it was much faster than just walking down the stairs.

              PlusLance had only gotten a teeny little cut and that must be because he was superclumsy. Keith was much safer so that must mean he wouldn’t get hurt like Lancedid, right? And it was faster and fun.

              Climbingup the bars on the porch proved to be difficult for Keith and he almost slippeda couple of times, but his determination and motivation won out until he waseventually sitting on top of the handrail. Keith eyes widened when he lookedout into their backyard; he’d rarely ever been this high up before unless hisdaddy was carrying him.

              Was this how daddy felt every day? This wasamazing.

              Keithhad hoped that one day he too could be this tall, so that he may also see whathis daddy sees. Because it was a lot better than barely being able to see overthe kitchen table.

              Keitheyed the downward ramp of the handrail, remembering Lance’s words in the backof his mind. Surely Lance couldn’t be a liar? If he said that this was aneasier way and a faster way to get down, then he must be on to something. Keithwiggled himself along the edge of the handrail before turning his body aroundto get a better grip and begin sliding down.

              However,Keith only managed to travel down about a foot before he suddenly felt himselftumbling off the edge of thehandrail. The ground suddenly was coming up to Keith faster than he everanticipated.

              Therewas a harsh crack and a hard impact when Keith hit the ground.

              Then hescreamed.

x.V.x

              Shirowas so tired.

              But hewas just about done. He had one last page to do and he could call it quits forthis year’s taxes. Luckily, Keith had been fairly quiet since going outside andhe hadn’t bothered Shiro anymore since lunch. Giving Shiro plenty of time tohurry and finish with the taxes.

              However,Shiro nearly jolted out of his chair and almost spilt his coffee all over thetable when he heard a sudden, loud and shrill scream coming from outside.

              Keith!

              Heartthumping in his chest, Shiro left his coffee on the counter and scrambled outthe backdoor where he could not find Keith. But he could hear him (It was hard to not hear the pained screams). Shiro froze,eyes darting around the backyard when he couldn’t spot Keith. He was prettyclose to snapping until he saw a dark blur on the ground beside the porch.

              Quickly,Shiro raced down the stairs where he was horrified to find Keith rolling on theground, clutching one of his arms. When Shiro knelt beside the screaming androlling toddler, it was then that he saw the absurd angle of which Keith’s armwas at and Shiro’s heart sunk. There wasno way that his arm wasn’t broken. It had to be.

              “Keith,Keith, baby what happened?” Shiro gently put his hands down on Keith to keepthe boy from rolling on his arm. Keith wiggled and squirmed and continued toscream as if he were dying. He tried to wiggle free of Shiro’s grip and despitethe tears on his face, and the spottiness of his cheeks and the pain in hisscreams, Shiro did not budge. He knew moving Keith’s arm right now would onlymake matters worse.

              “Hey,hey now, it’s okay sweetheart.” Shiro cooed softly, trying to gather Keith upinto his arms without jostling the broken arm. Keith continued to scream for afew more minutes (breaking Shiro’s heart repeatedly over again) before finallycalming down to loud, wet sobs. It was then that Keith seemed to notice Shirohad arrived.

              “D-Daddyhurts! M-Make stop!” Keith sobbed loudly, unable to curl into his dad due thepain in his arm and the fact that Shiro was holding him rather tightly. “P-Pleasedaddy! Hurts!”

              “I knowsweetheart. I know.” Shiro whispered softly, before standing up. A lump formedin his throat when he moved too quickly and Keith screamed again through histears. “I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I’m going to help make it all better. I’msorry you’re hurting baby, I know.”

              “D-Daddy.”Keith moaned and hiccupped a sob. Shiro swallowed and ushered back the tearsthat were threatening to fall. In his mad scramble to get Keith help, he’dnearly forgotten to grab his phone or his keys in order to take Keith to thehospital nearby.

              “It’sokay sweetheart, you’re going to be okay.”

x.V.x

              “Whatdid we learn today?” Shiro found himself gently stroking back the hair offKeith’s pale face. The little boy looked at Shiro with glazed eyes and a loopygrin, from where he lay on the hospital bed.

              After anhour of excruciating pain, setting Keith’s arm and getting a cast on the boy,the doctor’s had confirmed that Keith had broken his arm in two differentplaces. He was finally all settled in a hospital bed, which was much too bigfor him, with child-friendly pain medications running through his veins. Shirofinally felt like he could take a breath again and even he had to admit that itwas a bit funny seeing Keith on pain medication for the first time.

              At least he isn’t screaming anymore.

              “Ilearned that daddy is super fast.�� Keith grinned wobbily and Shiro held back asnicker. “Daddy why is your hair white? Are you an alien?”

              Thistime Shiro did laugh, which caused Keith to frown. “No sweetheart, I’m not analien. I promise you.” Keith frowned and eyed Shiro as if he didn’t believe himbefore nodding stubbornly. Until his eyes suddenly widened and he gasped.

              “Daddy!Your arm is gone!” Keith cried out, looking far more devastated than he should be.“Where did you put it?”

              Shiro swallowedback his laughter before flexing the metal fingers of his prosthetic. “Daddy’s armis right here see. It’s just a little bit different.” Keith’s eyes were almostbugging out of his head as he stared at Shiro’s prosthetic as if he had neverseen it before. Shiro almost wanted to take out his phone and film the littleboy.

              “Youmeant a lot different.” Keith gaspedquietly. “That is so much cooler than my arm. Can I have it?”

              Shirobarked out a sudden laugh before ticking Keith’s cheek. Instantly, the toddlergiggled and squirmed away, careful of his cast. “No, I’m sorry sweetheart butyour two arms are just perfect just the way they are.” Shiro gently kissed bothof Keith’s hands, causing him to giggle, and had to maneuver around Keith’scast. “Except, now you gotta be careful with this arm now.”

              Keithfrowned tiredly. “How come?”

              “Well,you accidentally broke the bones and that means –”

              “They’rebroken?! Did you have to glue them back together?!” Keith cried out in completedespair and Shiro continuously had to remind himself of being an awful father if he laughed at Keith now.“Am I gonna lose my arm too?”

              “Nosweetheart. Your arm will be just fine.” Shiro gently ran his fingers throughKeith’s hair which calmed the boy down slowly. Keith leaned back against thepillow, eyes drooping before he let out a mighty yawn. “Your arm will getbetter, but let’s not try to slide down anymore handrails okay?”

              Keithyawned again and smiled. “’Kay daddy. But next time, can you not write yourname on my arm?”

              “Keiththat’s a cast. You’re supposed to do that.”

              “’S notmy name.”

[luminisvii]

Are you planning on doing a ranking for the main gundam pilots? 👀

well, since now there is a demand, i will! let's do a little ranking of some main characters, as best we can!

unfortunately limiting this to shows i have watched bc its kinda hard to form an opinion on these characters based on appearance unlike the char clones. so many good boys so little time </3

Amuro

we always stand up for the classic. personally, i fucking love the guy. he's one of those characters who may seem really boring at first but i ended up being thoroughly charmed. i especially love him in zeta. and he's quite relatable! i too want to take a nap for 50 years and hope none of this shit is a problem when i wake up. my boy is pretty moody and depressed and i stan a king. i could go off really hard but im stopping here for time so 15/10 for milf lover amuro

Kamille

im a huge fan of the feral teenager energy here. kamille will kick anyone's ass, including his own. of course i think he has every right to kick jerid's ass, that bitch was standing next to a guy named kacrikon mccooler or whatever and had the balls to be like "oh Kamille is a weird name" shut the fuck up. kamille is the personification of the creature within me that wants to bite people and the general rage that comes with being a teenager. can't get better than that! 10/10 bc i loved the multiple times he punches char

Judau

my foray into ZZ is rather short at the moment. consider me charmed, though! judau seems like a funney guy who would be cool to chill with and also probably the most emotionally well adjusted main pilot of the entire lot. i've actually seen him more in SRW and he's basically a little therapy dog. i rank 10/10 for being just a good boy

Kou

i feel like i would dislike him more if he were a consistent character or something. can't say i like kou, but can't say i dislike him either. i lack the energy to muster up any real hatred for him. nina is way out of his league, too. 4/10 perfectly meh

Domon

I CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF THIS GUY!!!! domon had my spot as #1 protag for a very long time (we'll get to who dethroned him later) bc this dude is an absolute fucking madlad. you knew that though this is G we're talking about!!! i'm a filthy G stan and a domon simp!!! dude punches all of his problems and it WORKS! every time! 20/10 GO OFF KING I LOVE U SO MUCH NEVER STOP

Heero

this kid is hilarious. in the melodrama that is WING, heero is gunning for that #1 spot of "dramatic bitch" and that's a spot with competition. i think it's great that he didn't know how to talk to a girl so he tried to blow himself up. 8/10 being a terrible friend to duo deducts points like why would u do that to my boy duo

Shiro

i have no respect for this guy. my hatred of him is largely theatrical, but i simply cannot give that much credit to a guy who betrayed his ideals almost instantly over the hint of pussy. okay, aina is pretty good and i like her, but come ON, shiro! get it together! im aware that hes supposed to be a genius and a good pilot or whatever but honestly all i remember his him being all like ohh zeons are people too after meeting a hot one. 3/10 get outta here!!!

Loran

LOVE HE!!! 100% GOOD DUDE!!! i haven't gotten far into turn A but i love this poor little accident prone boy. loran is the kind of person who struggles with basic tasks but so do i so i forgive him. we love a GNC king! 10/10 gives him kiss on forehead and some of keith's bread

Kira

i watched three eps of SEED i apparently already ranked this guy in a mecha power point im never gonna finish

Setsun(y)a

if i'm gonna be real here, i think setsuna was really let down like most characters were in 00. however, i also think he's funny and has cat vibes, at least that's how i cope with it in my own head! he's clearly supposed to be a heero archetype except he just. lacks the pure insanity that heero had. 6/10 i wish they did better for u bby

Banagher

also gonna be real, i hated unicorn, and in no small part because of banagher! i feel like he's what a lot of weird people think amuro is when they complain about amuro being a whiny baby. the entire plot revolved around telling me that banagher was the most special boy but like. was he? wishy washy bitch. i would knock him for betraying his ideals for pussy if he had any ideals to betray. basically the best scene with banagher was the one where he was all "oh i cant kill the zeon mass murderer to stop her from murdering more bc she has feelings too :(" and riddhe was like "well i can!" and does it. that's the most worth i got out of banagher as a character! 1/10 come on stop making shiro look better

Mikazuki

LETS GIVE IT UP FOR MY SWEET LITTLE GUN DEMON!!!!! i love this kid bc he gives zero shits its so funny. most of these other pilots have a little thing called "strategy" when they attack and mika basically goes UNGA BUNGA like a caveman and smashes enemies with his giant stick. everyone else thinks they're traumatized and messed up and mika is like well i don't know what a 'trauma' is but hold my juice box. i struggle to be coherent about mikazuki bc hes just, so much, in a tiny little package. 21/10 BABY BOY YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE WEIRD SPACE PRUNES YOU WANT

Honorable Mentions Time!

Bernie (BEST BOY)

he doesn't really qualify as a main pilot but i love him dearly. my man bernie will rise to the occasion and 0080 is maybe my favorite UC entry in gundam? all around good. 12/10 burger joke here

Sei & Reiji

i have a lot of love for build fighters and these two are so good. it's hard to rank them separately bc they're a package deal. since pilot is kind of a different thing in BF, i decided to put them here, and it's to say i love them so much they're an excellent team 10/10

Fumina

she's the closest thing we get to "female character" and "main pilot" when it comes to gundam so she goes here (G WITCH PLEASE BE GOOD) and she was a severely underutilized character. for being the real out of the box thinker of the try team, it's absolutely wild that yuuma and sekai get all the credit of being like. good builder and weird tactician when fumina is RIGHT HERE!!!! the show is obsessed with humiliating her. 8/10 bby girl you deserved more

Hathaway

i mean i guess he's basically a regular main pilot, but idk. vibes are different and this is a very vibe-y based ranking. hes a little bit bland as main characters go but there are worse crimes for him to commit. like being a fuckign terrorist. i do like the part where he doesn't seem to think things through much. 7/10 here's hoping the other movies come out sometime this century!

and that is all for now, all in all, they need therapy

[0komoii]

Could you do Shiro and Keith?

mhm,, i’ll try my best to stay in character :0!

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you who

wets the bed shiro (just,, nightmares of his past n stuff?)

is more likely to have an accident in public keith, wh oops

is more likely to purposely wet themselves in public shiro

is more likely to pee in an alley keith

has the teeniest bladder of all time shiro

has a bladder of steel keith

squirms and whines when they have to go keith

locks the other out of the bathroom as a joke shiro

moans in relief when they go bOTH

has a secret omorashi fetish shiro, if i have to choose

Omorashi shipping meme

•Who is more likely to have a shy bladder? both of them

•Who’ll only use an appropriate facility such as a toilet? shiro

•Who is more likely to have the holding kink? shiro, again, if i had to choose

•Reaction to wetting? shiro: can feel it coming, he  k n o w s  when its too late. if he cant reach the bathroom, he’ll try and find somewhere secluded. he’d just let it happen if he couldnt take himself out, yknow? he cant change what happened but he can definitely change his clothes. the others’ll probably wonder about his paladin uniform/suit tho

keith: he’ll excuse himself too late. he’s used to holding for a while, due to training himself, but occasionally he waits too long. he’d probably cringe, covering his eyes with his arm. afterwards, he’d look at the damage (one helluva puddle, dude), and kinda just stare? he wouldnt really cry, but it’d get damn close. when he snaps out of his thoughts, he’ll run right back to his room and chill there a but before going back to clean it all up.

•Who’d be caught wearing diapers? What would they and the other(s) do? shiro, though all of the paladins would wear them whilst on a mission.

•Who’d be more Reluctant to take a nature piss? shiro. he’d get over it, of course, and go, but keith would just walk off and do it privately.

•How would each individual help the other out if they happened to be in a situation where a toilet were unavailable? shiro: keith would only be comfortable telling shiro, so he’d do his best to find a bathroom (or private spot) where keith can go off to. if it was getting really bad, he’d send the others off somewhere so keith can keep from being teased or anything. it barely shows up in the paladin suits anyway.

keith: shiro wont tell anyone, but damn if he isnt obvious. keith can just tell. he’ll go up to shiro and signal non-verbally that he knows, and that he’ll try to help. shiro will get kinda embarrassed, but hella grateful. if theres nowhere he can go, keith will take him somewhere away from the others to ‘chat privately’

•Who’d wet because of an anxiety attack? both of them, but shiro more often

•Who’d be more prone to bladder infections? How would the get one? Would they wear a diaper? shiro. poor guy just can get a break, can he?

•Who’s more likely to have an accident in public? shirOo

•Who’d purposefully have an ‘accident’ and would they be caught? If so, how would they and the other(s) do? keith. he’d let go if his need was affecting his performance. even if he was caught, he wouldnt really care if it was to benefit the mission/training.

[softuris]

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🌳🚲🍊🐇🏘 drabbles series#4

Eddie road his bike carefully to his house, bobbing and weaving under trees but never forgetting the importance of safety. After all, the poor boy was clumsy, and was prone to accidents. On his bike however, he was quick and graceful. He had never encountered “that damn pebble” in the road Richie and Bill always talked about growing up; The pebble that threw them off their bikes on countless occasions.

He peddled rhythmically, his eyes fixed on the sidewalk in front of him, before he hears a voice coming from behind him. It’s loud, and it’s shrill, and it’s Richie Tozier.

“Eds! Eds wait up!” Richie hollered, lifting a hand off the handlebars of his bike to wave at Eddie. “I’ve got an appetite fer speed today, darling,” he hoots in his “Cowboy Keith” voice.

Stopping his bike, Eddie smiled at his bestfriend; A bestfriend he had grown to develop feelings for since the fourth grade. Maybe it was toothy grin, or the way he pushes his glasses up the brim of his nose. Either way, Eddie was thoroughly “whipped,” as Beverly and Stanley called it. “Be careful, Rich!” Eddie hollered back before Richie zipped by him, zooming in front of him. “Oh, for fuck’s sake, why are you—“

Richie approached a curbside, angular and threatening, that seperated him from getting onto the sidewalk. Eddie watched as Richie bit his lip, his brows furrowing; the same look the bastard gets when he has a terrible, horrible idea. “Check this out, Eds! I’ve been practicing!” Richie boasted, shooting a wink in Eddie’s direction.

Really, Eddie meant to remind him of the dangers of jumping over curbsides, but it was too late. Richie toppled over his bike, skinning his knee on the pavement beneath him. Wincing in pain, the bespeckled boy grabbed at his knee and shut his eyes.

“Rich!” Eddie sped over, no longer concerned for his own safety; his eyes were planted on his friend, not the sidewalk where he road. “Stupid, stupid, stupid.” Eddie threw his legs over the seat of his bike, kicking out the stand for it to remain upright. Immediately, his hands grab at his fanny pack, that trusty fanny pack, rummaging through the treasures for a bandaid. Calmly, he squated beside Richie.

Hissing from the pain, Richie watched his bestfriend’s hands. Eddie took care of him, he always knew what to do. Richie knew he was so smart.

“Stupid,” Eddie shook his head, wiping Richie’s wounded knee with an antiseptic wipe. His fingers unpackaged a large bandaid and twisted it meticulously at angles to see which way would cover the wound better.

Richie watched, blissed out, no longer concerned with his wound, but more with the way Eddie’s tongue poked out when he concentrated. “I was just trying to show off for you, Eds,” Richie smirked, eyes half-lidded and filled with adoration.

Eddie patted the bandaid in place, before meeting Richie’s eyes. He blushed under his bestfriend’s gaze. “Well it was fucking stupid,” Eddie chuckled, getting back to his feet, and reaching out a hand to help the other boy up.

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