#pornbotpocalypse

[itsyasoccergal]

Sigh

A tumblr user's work is never done

[greyias]

When you make so many pornbots, you run out of names and just start stealing from Stephanie Myers

[theeeveetamer]

Ok I kind of thought the bots were funny at first but I’m gonna need a real person to follow me soon because I’ve gotten like 15 in one day and I’m starting to think I’m the only real person left on this hellsite

[spaceshipkat]

do you hear the porn bots sing?

singing the songs of thirsty men

it is the music of the people

who will not be safe again

when the blocking of their blogs

echoes the blocking of the trolls

there is a life about to start

when the next follow comes

[krystalwuzhere]

I swear pornbots are the worst part of being on Tumblr.. well not counting the one that was actually important. But you know what I mean.

I'm not saying that I'm against NSFW (dating Krystal and Hinata has been a mind-expanding experience :p) but most of these bots are fucking empty followers.

Worthless in my eyes.

[littledots]

congrats me! i officially have blocked more pornbots than i have followers!

[pan-de-queer]

I AM BEING ATTACKED!!!

[this-is-a-new-low-for-me]

I turn around for ONE second

[stars-and-birds]

I hat the fuck does this mean /j

[immawraffle]

My newest pornbot follower’s avatar image:

Props for the body diversity, tempted to let this one stay actually. We appreciate unconventional beauty standards.

[katieroo28]

okay gotta admit that i’m obsessed with this porn it’s description and plan on using 😈Don’t❣️be❣️scraed🎀-😏 all day every day

[itsyasoccergal]

Another day, another blocking of a pornbot after foolishly clicking on their profile and coming face to face with a pornographic video

[realmermaid333]

Every morning I wake up, sip some coffee, and block porn bots

[theeeveetamer]

I'm not sure what the funniest/saddest part of this is

The fact that literally nothing about this has anything to do with Leokumi

The fact that a porn bot apparently decided that the most efficient tag for it to pornbot spam is Leokumi, a ship from a relatively non-mainstream video game game that's nearly 7 years old by this point

The porn bots getting recommended to me by Tumblr's algorithm

The nearly 30 notes, which from what I can tell are all other porn bot accounts who just like each other's stuff (presumably to push it to the top of the "popular" tag of whatever tags they use and get it under the algorithm's eyes?)

But now it does make me want a camgirl Leokumi AU, so thanks for that.

[nothing-goldstays]

All these hot babes with blank profiles… someone teach these women how the site works

[littledots]

i get so many pornbots that at this point, i keep almost blocking real accounts that start following me.