#pov: you simp for engie a little bit too much

[geraniumbonbon]

Shitty guide to engineer tf2 copypasta stolen by iju (formally xeddd)

I'm gon cry. Dell Conagher is the human embodiment of beauty. i don’t care if he’s real or not. he’s gorgeous just the way he is. i mean, just look at that smile of his. they’re so adorable, oh so adorable. this shit is not okay. he is literally the most gorgeous man alive. he is cute and adorable, but at the same time hot and sexy that it makes everyone want to simultaneously want to nut. he is always glowing. like you won’t be able to be in a dark room with this guy cause he is just going to blow up and shine bright like a damn sun. he is that precious.

everytime i see him, my crops start flourishing, my grades get better, my skin is healed, my room is cleaned, and humanity and world peace is solved. he is cute as fuck and deserves the entire universe. look at this piece of shit. it makes me want to kill him i hate him so much because he is that beautiful.

have you ever been so in love with a man like engineer team fortress two because i have and i have no regrets. there are no words to describe how perfect he is. words can’t do his cute and fluffy justice. he is an actual work of art. he should work and belong in the world famous museum of art. ya boi actually thinks this man is just fake because there is literally no more perfection than this piece of shit here.

my baby boy. what did we do to deserve this beautiful and gorgeous son. just look at him, oh valve what shall we do? bless valve and this work of art right here. you won’t even be able to put his by a sun because he will just shine brighter than anything in the whole galaxy and universe. i could just go on all day and write a 99-page essay on how beautiful this man is. i really think

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