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I started taking photos of Prawline and she deadass looked at the camera/at me

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Dylan Hollis Baking Quotes Without Context PART 8

“You can cream using a wooden spoon, a mixer or a mitigated arousal.” 

“But that’s so much chocolate,”  “And?” 

“Also, I don’t know which one is the right Chex, you guys got rice, wheat, corn, gas, diesel,” 

“Looks like I microwaved a squirrel, again” 

“I’m sure you could just add powdered sugar to the bowl, but this must be some ritualistic American practice.” 

“This here creation came from a time when salads were lost in a deep dark abyss.” 

“Seems to be getting worse,” 

“What is in this bowl right now is beyond a classification,” 

“It resembles foam insulation” 

“These old cookbooks would tell you to beat for 4-500 strokes, between you and me I don't think I can last that long.’ 

“A teaspoon of almond extract and a teaspoon of ammonia” 

“Smells SO bad!” 

“Didn't know I would be baking with chemical weapons today” 

“Before that you can’t eat the dough, and it smells like death” 

“Cut to half inch cubes, which I think is too big, still a chance of sentience,” 

“I don’t mind this part,” beep “Never mind the meats done” 

“In a cookie there never should be a measurable percentage of musculature” 

“You ever just keep hard boiled eggs in your pocket? I advise against it, it seems to frighten people” 

“I’ve discovered the south does dessert particularly well- BUTTER!” 

“We start with 40 Oreos,” 

“We beat four eggies, I am now broke,” 

“Guilty of one or two nutritional felonies, sure, but I don't mind death by chocolate.” 

“Now you should be able to stack them which means I did something right” 

“That's right they produce this, notice how it is foaming” 

“Finally, the shallots,” breaks bowl 

“I'm gonna wake up in the middle of the night facing in the direction of Omaha” 

“Smells like the late 80s, 1990s,” 

“To prepare for battle you're going to want a good saucepan and a candy thermometer,” 

Pralines, or prawlines as New Orleans folks say, are notoriously temperamental, they will smell your fear” 

“My therapist told me to take more risks, so I got that clearance, manager discount, special beef,” strained laugh “30% off” 

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What desserts would Alastor like??

Pecan based. Always pecan based if you’re from New Orleans. If you have a nut allergy (like me *coughcough*), then so help you Lord. Especially Pralines.

You can usually find a way to add bacon into anything. Especially if it involves maple syrup.

That being said! Canonically, Al does not like sweet things. So, what other options might he go for?

Bananas Foster

Originated 1946, so a little after Alastor’s time, but still!

This can be sweet, but you can also get spiced rum versions that might be more up Alastor’s alley.

Snoballs

similar to but not snowcones!

Any fucking flavor you want, baby. Go wild.

Carrot cake (with pecans)

You know what it is.

Crab Pound Cake

It’s as wild as it sounds. https://www.cajuncookingrecipes.com/cajun/crab-pound-cake-recipe.htm

Grilled Peaches

Usually with cream or ice cream, sometimes spiced with cinnamon etc

(Things Alastor would make that aren’t jambalaya!

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A few days ago I realised the cycle had fully finished in her new tank, so looky!!!

Miss Prawline has settled into her new tank and loves her Betta leaf. I often find her just chilling on it

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Ignore the algae (prawline kills every clean up crew I put in there) and the sword that got dug up ;-;, but Miss Prawline is as chill as ever

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I'll try to get a better photo later but I literally JUST put the ornament Dad bought in and Prawline has already claimed it

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my precious girl who ate all the snails in her tank last night

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what are you up to in there? 👀

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h u n g r y

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Prawline molted again!!!!!! Congrats Queen!!!!!

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LmAOOOOO I'll give it to Prawline, she knows what she likes.

I've fed her, she's got some crab cuisine so I figure now is a good time to add some excess MTS from my main.

....immediately she snatches one up and runs off to start eating it.

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I love lying in bed, looking up and seeing this baby

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i should mention, when i say prawline is probably my dream aquarium animal...i do mean it lmao. I never woulda started a fishtank if i didn't really want to have sea monkeys again lmao. after a month of research i decided on cherry shrimp but knew I'd need a seasoned tank so I looked for a cute group of fish to keep with them, and i fell in love with corys. changed my mind again with research to try with an aussie shrimp bc i assumed theyd be hardier for my water (they most certainly are)

The whole time the dream was to have a yabby. I've always wanted a yabby since I was little. unfortunately...theyre amazing escape artists. And then I learny about long-armed prawns/shrimp, and I fell in love with them but didn't wanna risk my fish.......

So when the second tank I'd already set up for cherries was maturing, and I found prawline in my trap one day.......girl i was ecstatic. And she is the sweetest, most precious little girl. And just so FASCINATING to watch. (also her eyes reflect red at night which i wont lie is freaky as fuck.

For someone so scared of roaches....i sure do love these little water roaches.

....my DREAM DREAM aquarium tankmate are African Dwarf Frogs and Thai Micro Crabs, but because of our strict biodiversity laws we can't keep them here *sigh* i'll keep dreaming.

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I'm hoping to get better photos and am in the process of setting up a big tank for her, but meet Prawline!!! She's a macrobrachium australiense!

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I fed live blackworms for the first time.

THEY WENT APESHIT!!!!

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It's filled with cycled media, a seeded filter and decor from other tanks covered in fun little bacteria but Prawline's new 90L is up and running!!