#prosciutto x pesca

[dolce-tenebra-toscana]

Melone describing Propesca's first meeting be like..

Un citto, che incontra una citta

Gli anna'no 'ai Gambrinus

A fa icchè mi 'nporta na bella sega!

( a boy meeting a girl

They both went to Gambrinus Cafè

To do what? I honestly don't give a sh*t )

[don-vito-sottocultura]

Eheheh pure Emiliano e de caro hanno fatto cosa buona se tute Bari sono alcazar sembra nome arabo ebraico persiano forse addirittura aramaico di Abramo, esiste un gruppo alcazar musica pensa te... Cappello bianco rosso meglio di giacca.... Ieri ho dato ragione a parenzo si ma il fatto è che quando un comunista ha fatto una cosa buona nella vita, resta Comunque un ateo marxista eheheh ieri anche Nicola stumpo di leu diceva cose di buon senso a agorà ma sono copiate da salvini e meloni quindi a sto punto meglio originale no!?... Trasportino numero 14, menomale... Due latte, 3 succhi pesca, vallelata stracchino, e gatti stanno festeggiando con salame prosciutto e frittata, ora devo dargli per tre pasti (una giornata) solo friskas di pesce x loro, se no Con proteine normali sono nervosi e poi non vorrei sfregiano qualche ateo in faccia ahahah.... Basta premi e premietti fino a lunedì... Dio odia obesi... Sta scritto ovunque pure sotto il suo trono.. Come ansia e ladro non sono malattie ma peccati che uno può evitare come altri peccati se non lo eviti bruci in eterno, le moderne definizione di malattia fanno ridere, per me malattia sono peste lebbra mica ste cose da fighetti senza sangue né anticorpi siete deboli come femmine uno non può farvi manco la guerra se no commette peccato non si fa la guerra a disabili ne a croce rossa si spara.... Eppure sta gente si fa le case e belle auto e piscine alle spalle dei mongoli... Ma non di Kuala Lumpur ma di qui... (presso Don Vito's Cats Bar Home) https://www.instagram.com/p/CWfgdJejArO/?utm_medium=tumblr

[dolce-tenebra-toscana]

Another song that reminds me of Prosciutto x Pesca

Their relationship is basically a tango of raw feelings, jealousy, love and unspoken words

Especially cause of the relationship Pesca has with Bruno ( they are good friends but people from outside think they are a couple ) so Prosciutto shows his ugly side whenever he sees Pesca with his rival

Needed to share this, i also just really like the song 👉👈

[dolce-tenebra-toscana]

* while attending a gala, Fugo and Pesca meets a certain someone *

Fugo " mom...is that your ex?"

Pesca * looks at prosciutto in the back of the room and sighs * " yep..."

Fugo * looks at her suspiciously * "....are you still into him?"

Pesca * avoids her " son " 's gaze and mutter under her breath "....yes"

Fugo * eye twitching and almost ready to throw a fit, whispers * ".....you are going to sleep with him, aren't you?"

Pesca * meets prosciutto's gaze and feels her knees buckle, heart racing, a mix of nostalgia and lust/love/hate fills her heart...then she whipers "...probably"

[dolce-tenebra-toscana]

When a tuscan woman with severe anxiety and attachment issues ( but is super sweet and motherly) meets a narcissistic, control freak, insanely hot (with veeeery deep down kind and caring heart ) sicilian man.....they become the weirdest couple you'll ever see in Napoli 🤣🤣

But that's Propesca lovelies, and while i'm waiting for my chamomille to cool a lil bit..here's a song i think fits them nicely ( i am a sappy hopeless romantic, what can i say )

[dolce-tenebra-toscana]

LA SQUADRA ( + Pesca ) A FERRAGOSTO ( an italian festivity with an interesting story but as long as we remember means GRILL, BEER, RELATIVES, FRIENDS, BRISCOLA E IL DIOCANE!! )

* there's a hint of Propesca ( prosciutto x pesca ) sorry not sorry

Risotto ✂️: the politician

- promise he won't talk about politics but ends up doin it anyway

- after 5 drinks he will admit his love for politics is only a facade cause he never went further than middle school

- after 14 drinks he will try to rebulid URSS, explaining his plan in detail to the cat ( poor juan 🤣 )

Prosciutto 🍖: the annoying one

- ghosted the chat till the day before the actual event

- steal the stereo's priviledge , and will put Eros Ramazzotti/Pino Daniele for 5 hours straight

- drinks only high class wine and will look with a disgusted face everything that he considers " roba da poveri "

- his all attitude is tolerated only cause he is dating the one who offered the house for Ferragosto

Formaggio 🧀: the musician wannabe

- will play Jovanotti, and thinks of himself as " cool " for this

- he is the only one actually getting laid at the end of night

- will use cheesy pick up lines with the girls at the party ( and it works )

- says he'll be in the next Grande Fratello edition ( big lie maggio )

Illuso 🔎: the grill man

- feels like the man of the hour ( he is not )

- last time he tried to cook a steak " medium rare " was heavily beaten by the owner of the house

- refuse to cook vegetables on his grill

- will talk shit abot anyone present at the party

Melone 🍈: the nerd

- brings a homemade dessert who is surprisingly good

- bring table games/cards and he is loved for this

- ask to play spin the bottle and he's hated for this

- doesn't understand why the girls aren't playing in the mud wearing bikinis like in his " movies "

Ghiaccio 🧊: the drunk one

- G I G I. D' A G O S T I N O

- wears crocs unironically

- drinks amari like glass of water

- will be recorded doing embarassing shit, will become a meme between the group till Christmas ( when he'll do something even dumber that will be used as blackmail towards him again )

Pesci 🐟: the " fattone "

- brings the frisbee ( and the w**d )

- everybody loves him ( but nobody shows it, except after everybody smoked at least 2 jo*nts )

- wears flip flops and risk 4th degree burnings nearby the grill evertime

- KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE BRISCOLA TABLE ( he is too good at it )

Pesca 🍑: the host

- offers the house everytime, and regrets it

- cooked too much food but there's never leftovers

- the one keeping an eye on the drunk one ( especially after ghiaccio tried to baptize her cat in the barrel of Sangiovese )

- says it's the last time she invites everyone at her house in Siena every year ( after disappearing with Prosciutto for 2 hours she's the one saying she'll host again next Ferragosto)

- the only one actually cleaning the mess the next day