Melone describing Propesca's first meeting be like..
Un citto, che incontra una citta
Gli anna'no 'ai Gambrinus
A fa icchè mi 'nporta na bella sega!
( a boy meeting a girl
They both went to Gambrinus Cafè
To do what? I honestly don't give a sh*t )
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I am crying and so close to puke cotton candy
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Kate: Anthony and I made a promise to never go to bed angry with each other-
Anthony: We’ve been awake for two days!
Kate: If YOU would just admit to being wrong!
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Remus: So you and Pads’s brother are just sleeping together now?
James: Yeah, and I’m not great at casual relationships. I don’t want to scare Reggie off
Remus: Then just give him some space, all right? Don’t Floo, don't write him letters, don’t call
James: That’s crazy, Moony. What if I see a sunset that reminds me of him?
Remus: …
Remus: When do you see him next?
James: We’re having dinner tonight
Remus: Okay, put a rubber band around your wrist, and any time you start planning your wedding or naming your children, I want you to stab yourself in the hand with a fork
James: What’s the rubber band for?
Remus: To slow the bleeding
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gwaine: i spy with my little eye something that starts with an ‘S’
percival: salt?
elyan: soup?
lancelot: a sword?
*arthur and merlin staring into each-others eyes during a feast*
leon, long-suffering, grabbing the jug from merlin: sexual tension.
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Lucifer: Now you listen here you walking pile of panic attack. You're gonna inhale-exhale your way through this bullshit if it's the last thing you do.
Lucifer: Your thoughts aren't real your mind hates you but you're gonna give it the ol' *inhale-exhale* and you're gonna be okay!
*Answers Charlie's phone call*
Lucifer: Heeeyy bitch!
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"They both failed at the end-She couldn't hate him and he couldn't love her" ~Anonymous
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Kon: See, I’m straight but like if there was a man that I would marry, it would be Tim
Cassie: How do you feel about that Tim?
Tim: …It’s not helping with the rumours
Cassie: I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn’t helping with the rumours
Kon: Yeah, I just hate that you didn’t give me enough tongue.
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James: How do you feel about children?
Regulus: They’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it
James: Why would you throw a rock at a child?
Regulus: I just said I wouldn’t!
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lock up your dads he's on the loose
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