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Prythian Gazette’s Night Court News Vol. 1 is here!

**art is pulled from Pinterest aside from the photo of Lucien which is from the one and only @madschofield on IG

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Day Court Gossip Gazette

SCANDAL ALERT

In a jaw dropping twist that’s sure to leave Prythian reeling, our inside sources reveal that Elain Archeron, the beautiful seer and sister to the High Lady of the Night Court, is allegedly caught up in a steamy love affair with none other than the Night Court’s mysterious spymaster and shadowsinger, Azriel!

But wait, there’s more to the story! Insider gossip claims that Elain’s mate is off on the Continent, leaving many to wonder: Is this a match made in heaven or a recipe for disaster?

Rumor has it that Elain and Azriel have been spotted in the garden, engaging in "intense gardening sessions" that are said to be more than just planting flowers! Is it just a passing fling, or could Elain be sharing her heart and perhaps more with the dark and brooding Azriel?

It seems that love may even triumph over a mating bond. Stay tuned as we uncover more juicy details about this unfolding drama!

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BREAKING: Getting reports of a red comet over the skies of Velaris??

Any witnesses? Please share in the comments

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tip off from Velaris—earthquakes have been getting more frequent so we might be getting another heir!!!!

on another note, i saw general cassian buy out a bakery as the spymaster laughed at him—someone’s sleeping on the couch!!!!

I’m exhausted just from having to explain to newbies in Velaris that we’re not dying each time the mountains quake, and that the High Lord and Lady just love each other very much. Based on the frequency of the erotic tectonic activity, I wouldn’t be shocked to receive news of a new heir in the near future.

Speaking of, I spotted sweet little Nyxie with his lovely mother and her sisters on a stroll along the Sidra recently and he’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. If there’s another heir on the way, I will gladly quit this job to babysit for them.

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Rumour has it that a previously dead High Lord and Lady have given birth to son and the child is cursed with wings! Is this what the red comet seen across Prythian earlier in the year was trying to warn us about? xoxo gossip girls #RedStarAtNightCursedChildGivesFlight? #ZombieBaby

Chey here with an anonymous tip from a reader!

Am I the only one getting the vibe that this report was sent in by the Illyrian war-camp leader Devlon? The wing comments are giving “red-herring” babe and it’s not a great look.

Prythian Gazette and its affiliate Night Court News will not tolerate such slander against the winged fae living amongst us.

Regarding the red comet, our sources state the occurrence of the comet was a training exercise. But anyone with a brain knows that’s code for “classified information”.

Better sharpen your swords Devy baby, it was likely a witch. 🙄

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A/N: to the actual person who sent this in from the person writing these posts I literally LOL’d. This was fun to reply to. Thank you!

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A FEW NOTES FOR YOU LOVELIES REGARDING Prythian Gazette/Night Court News

We want you to engage/have fun with us! All are welcome here as long as you are respectful of eachother (aka the readers) - but you are welcome to be sassy with Chey / the paper as it makes it all the more believable!

1. Tip-off’s via “ask” are always welcome! I will be using many of them as sources in the “newspaper” itself. If “Chey” writes anything sassy back, it’s just for fun and nothing personal at all! She’s kind of a wild card.

2. Feel free to send me your fav fanfics or fan art and I will be reblogging some as “paparazzi” photos or speculation/testimonials”

3. If you have any ideas for the page or would like to “submit an article” to the gazette, I’m more than open for that. I want it to be a fun place for all!

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It can’t be Jurian. He doesn’t have red hair. 🤔 Maybe someone from Autumn? Have you heard what they say about Autumn court males?!?

Citing this tip in our upcoming article!

Btw, can confirm that what they say about Autumn Court males is true 🔥

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Speaking of a secret heir, I have it on authority that the mother of said heir is actually a separate high lord’s wife! The drama!!

Typically, I would say, “good for her!”

Though, if said mother is the wife of the High Lord our sources are pointing to… can we get an evacuation ordered?

Chey’s opinion: Unaffiliated with Prythian Gazette’s Night Court News - Can we evacuate her from her husband’s court and into thick-thighed baby daddy’s court ASAP? Anyone?

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We got our hands on an early copy of the hotly anticipated new Sellyn Drake novel and are excited to reveal it's title as 'Birchin Buddies.' Trust us when we say, this book is STEAMY! xoxo Gossip Girls

Babes! Can you give us a quote from the book to include in our upcoming edition of the Prythian Gazette??