#pun's text posts

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Wtf

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My sense of humor is so warped at this point why is this album cover so fucking funny to me

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Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

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Y'know, I'm kinda surprised I haven't seen Jack Chains more in fantasy tbh, like it's a really interesting and low budget armor style, I'm legit surprised I've almost never seen it in media

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I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

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Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate

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Sad sack is such an insult, like not only are you a depressed motherfucker, you're also a bag

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Feel free to say why in the tags, I'm curious

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"Goku got stronger when he took the weights off also" is a phrase that lives rent free in my mind

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Worldbuilding tip for aspiring fantasy authors! Give that swordsman a bigger ass

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I feel like we should just start adding Senshi to any media that has a dungeon

Dude shows up in Fear and Hunger just doing his thing cooking up monsters and makes fast friends with Ragnvaldr who's just been eating them raw this whole time

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He's so fucking funny

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I love the trope of food being used as a healing item in video games, like augh fuck I've been stabbed, quick bring me some snackies