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#purely narratively speaking in all bemoaning etc etc etc except for the part where we don’t have a gritty net front presence now &
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do u ever speak too soon & immediately regret it.
#yes this is about the trade that just happened three minutes ago
#clown shoes of prophecy in the tumblr tags
#no i am not Doing Well
#I THOUGHT I WAS GODDAMN SAFE FROM THE BRUINS
#to be deleted but i am literally resisting the urge to screech like a feral animal in the gym right now i am being soooooo normal
#WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME PERSONALLY SPECIFICALLY I’M GOING TO CRY INTO A HOLE I CAN’T DO THIS NARRATIVE IT’S ONLY DYLAN LEFT YOU TOOK HIM
#i have to pretend to be normal :) i have to take an exam :) and function as a human being :) instead of crouching like a bug on the floor
#and then i will come home and open up the notes app i made two (?) years ago that says ‘if tyler bertuzzi ever gets traded it’s-’
#& everyone will be suffering with me. sorry not sorry for the influx of sad bertuzzi posts that are coming like i have Such a relationship
#with him as a player &i know he’s the worst but also it really sucks to watch every guy you thought was the core of ur team get traded away
#purely narratively speaking in all bemoaning etc etc etc except for the part where we don’t have a gritty net front presence now &
#who’s gonna be larks & lucas’ winger & i just cried about tyler in a fight the other day because mickey said ‘i’m sure he wants to protect
#those hands but sometimes you can’t you gotta do it for the boys’ & i think mickey said ‘they’ as in the team wants him to not hurt his hand
#again but he has to fight & if that isn’t also v much a part of the old gods detroit it was always tyler champion of blood & guts & giving
#& regardless of hockey (EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT IT WAS FOR DRAFT PICKS I HATE DRAFT PICKS WHAT ARE U GONNA DO WITH THOSE like at least if
#it’s for a guy i could maybe learn to love him but you never remember who you traded to get those draft picks unless it’s narratively r
#relevant later but right now it feels like it’s for nothing & i don’t want to learn to love some new guy in five years i miss tyler already)
#anyway. ik full well this won’t cause me to actually finish tyler borzoituzzi bc i haven’t even properly started it but i can dream of spite
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