#pyralsprite

[crow-caller]

do you still have this cosplay? https://www.tumblr.com/crow-caller/42016232648/au-where-everything-is-the-same-but-jade-has

Weird question to throw out of nowhere without any context! No.

This was 2013. I was 16. The god tier jade cosplay was the first i ever sewed.

I don't know what happened to it but it's been gone for many years. The only old costume i am a bit sad about losing was my Katia Managan one, but even then it was never that well made.

I will say if you're going to ask me about homestuck cosplay I did as a teenager at least ask about this post, bc this is clearly the best one:

I didn't own a phone until 2016, I truly only could take photos by holding up my suffering laptop like this. Jade harley if instead of having supercomputers on an island had a broken one in the suburbs

[davekat-sucks]

I couldn’t resist this thing we’re doing with Homestuck characters with Youtube channels so here we go.

Beta trolls first/

Aradia: 100% she’s a spelunker who’s video content is exploring abandoned urban areas and cave systems. She even has on hand dusting tools and a pickaxe to look for exposed fossils. Her uploads coincide within a day of a person dissapearing or the report of a murder.

Tavros: he’s Alternia’s biggest Pokétuber, or I guess in this sense, a Fidutuber. He likes to discuss the meta for competitive and lore about the fiduspawn series. He also dabbles in fantasy RPGs, especially if there is a girl with magical powers or a protagonist whisked away to a fantastical realm, tying back to his Pupa Pan obsession. What’s cool about Tavros’s playthroughs for his RPG games is they’re narrated and voice acted by his friends! He has Nepeta and Aradia do some of the female cast voice acting, as well as Gamzee and Karkat for male voice acting!

Sollux: twitch streaming speedrunner, very popular in the speedrunning community for his TAS tech and glitch hunting prowess. His uploading schedule is very infrequent due to his struggle with sensing the imminently deceased.

Karkat: 100% a movie reviewer like that of the Nostalgia critic, his review gimmick is he trues to violently destroy movies he considers “COMPLETE SHIT FESTIVITIES” by using threshecutioner style combat on the DVD boxes, or if the movie was digitally downloaded, corrupt it with one of his broken, shitty viruses.

Nepeta: survivalist vlogger who gives tips on living in a cave, animal hunting, preparing meals from the meats of different wild animals, and how to keep contact with the civilized world. Notably Nepeta has collaborated with Aradia to guide her through particularly hard to navigate caves.

Kanaya: fashion and aesthetics channel. She is a lifestyle blogger dedicated to showing you how everything can be shaped colored and placed to fit your personality. She’s got playlists for landscaping and gardening, fashion, and hell even how to make the food on your plate look appetizing!

Terezi: skit and parodies channel. Her on hand plushes make her a plush skit channel similar to SuperMarioLogan, and she loves to invite her friends to cast as different pyralsprites, action figures, paper drawings and even an occasional animal carcass for her new episodes. When her plushes are worn out, Terezi instead uses GMod and editing software to make her secondary skit show, think SMG4 but now the characters type in leetspeak and reference bugs and grubs a lot. For using copyrighted characters she has been sued many times and won every case. She uploads legal advice to a secondary channel on how to avoid getting copyright claimed and how to win in court.

Vriska: e-thot and competitive gamer. She plays a lot of ranked team games like Overwatch, Marvel Rivals, Fortnite, and even Team Fortress 2! She’s toxic, and has been known to call out and swear at her teammates and opponents, has doxxed her own moderators for her chat, and once sent Tavros a virus to his computer for wiping the floor with her at FiduFLARP, a modded game of FLARP that adds in fiduspawn monsters as catchable enemies. How she’s not banned is a sinple reason: she always streams with a crop top that’s worn low.

Equius: hybrid channel for electrical engineering and combat training. He’s like electroboom in that he gets shocked quite a lot, but different in that he could build a Boston dynamic robot in less than an hour. He has tutorials on constructing the control systems of military aircraft! His combat videos focus on a lot of boxing and hand-to-hand techniques, and especially how to concentrate the force of your blow. When he does demonstrations for weapon combat, he invites Karkat and Tavros over for battle strategies for Threshecutioners and Cavalreapers.

Gamzee: naturalist and spiritual healing channel. He streams often for calls with chat members asking for their ailments and providing healing advice or even trying a through-the-screen hypnosis method to cure chat members. He’s a fraud, but people love his calm demeanor and positive attitude so much people go to him for vibes, and his “cures” work often enough that some people even believe he has healing magic.

Eridan: strategy games and naitical technology. World of Warships no. 1 advertising advocate. He also dabbles in human games like Hearts of Iron IV and Sid Mires’s Civilization series. He thinks they’re actually really really easy games. When he reviews ships he likes to go to museums to review and describe war ships and how effective they were at sea. Sometimes he can even swim to shipwrecks if he feels like it, which is… rarely.

Feferi: Vlogger for ocean diving and nature documentation. Her positive attitude and natural optimism towards the unknown makes her view even the most ugly and aggressive deep sea life seem cute and misunderstood. Surprisingly her favorite sea life is the shark! When Eridan needs to explore a shipwreck, he uses Feferi as a guide to get him safely diving down to the wreckage, and so he doesn’t feel alone in the dark waters. Deep sea diving actually burns a LOT of calories, especially with how long her videos can get (2-4 hours) so on the side she does shorter Mukbang videos! Commenters are in awe that she’s so skinny despite eating half her weight in food every time she does a Mukbang.

Beta kids/

John: illusions and pranks channel, loves to live record strangers falling for his obvious trucks and deceits. Don’t worry it’s all for fun and no one gets hurt :) His magic even extends to cool programs you can do on your computer to make your desktop do something cool, or customize your pointer (yeah to this day he’s still an amateur at coding) when Karkat is reviewing bad movies, John is usually invited for skits where he’s the stand in for a stawman of the movie’s fandom explaining why the movie is actually good.

Rose: she’s like those atheist skeptic channels but instead of just debunking God and flat earth theory she also uses her magic to prove and convince her subscribers the horrorterrors are the only real cosmic entities who exist beyond the physical universe. In the case there’s a video going around of something crazy happening that could be a hoax, she invites John over so he can rant and expose the magic tricks the video uses to make it look real.

Dave: shitposter. He posts whatever he feels like whenever he feels like. Tony Hawk combo score, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comic dubs, Smosh skits with John, and a lot of Youtube Poops. He’s less a poster and more an editor. He’s done video editing for a bunch of other Youtubers, like Karkat, Kanaya, Sollux, Terezi, John, and Rose. He has a lot of time on his hands and he uses it for the best editing gags and cutoffs you could imagine. Like Caddicarus but even funnier.

Jade: she’s a mystery. You’ll see her everywhere and yet her main channel has less than 10k subscribers. She has made a cameo on EVERY character I’ve described so far. She’s dug up bones for Aradia, competed against Tavros in fiduspawn (and narrates for his RPG playthroughs, voice acting for some female characters too!) she playtests Sollux’s speedrun strats to see of they’re humanly viable, she’s done skits in Karkat’s video where she parodies prominent female characters alongside John, Dave, and Sollux. She is used as a practice combatant for Nepeta to demonstrate fighting various wildlife from foxes to bears. She’s done in depth explanations for various plant life and their living conditions in Kanaya’s horticulture videos, she plays in Terezi’s skits as a character who’s a stereotypical furry, she’s Vriska’s top pick for playing casual multiplayer games like UNO, or Worms, or Smash Bros. Jade was a featured teacher for how to build a homemade Nuclear Reactor with Equius. She was interviewed by Gamzee for her dog ears and her ability to see the future. She demonstrates how to handle various firearms in Eridan’s videos, and has even done 2-person mukbangs with Feferi. So after all that, what does Jade post on her main account? Squiddles character AMVs.

If I’m gonna do the alpha kids and trolls it has to be a separate ask, this is a very long one.

Hot damn! These are all so good!

[elekid]

they really want $45 american dollars for the KEYCHAIN version of the pyralsprite smdh

[lime-bloods]

all of this is just underlined by something I mentioned on my other blog a week or so ago: Pyralspite is basically the one hanging plot thread left over from the ancestor narrative. most everything else about the Aranea/Latula conflict is picked up, in some way, by their descendants, but we never find out what the end result of Aranea's plan to tame the dragon by way of the Summoner is. Vriska seemingly uses this as inspiration for her double-reacharound attack on Terezi, but the fate of Pyralsprite herself is left open, and Act 6 seems to keep reminding us of this fact; the dragon is still around all those hundreds or thousands of years later on Jake's island, and later still took part in Rose and Dave's last stand against the Condesce!

[davekatsucks]

Pyralsprite and Senior razzapple are a better pairing the Dave/kat

[the-mspfa-200-favourites-project]

ScapeCast

Scapecast is YET ANOTHER FANADVENTURE, but have heart! This one…is already charming me, so that’s a good sign. Any story that can use the word “cloister” in a sentence will do that to me, I guess.

I guess also SCAPECAST is one of the first period pieces (unless I’m forgetting another Fanadventure, which is reasonable if I am, because I’ve read 109 of these things so far), since it was released in 2018, but in universe takes place in 2012, where SBURB is apparently a kickstarted indie game? Which is neat. I like when gamer culture is added into these Fanadventures, it feels really…Homestuckian to utilize those things to comment on the state of the gaming industry.

Oh, and they just did a remix of the “What a Daring Dream” speech, except it’s for dragons. And if you know me, you know that the “What a Daring Dream” speech is always appreciated in telling me who this character is. In summary, it’s neat! I might be a tad obsessed with the speech, though.

There’s a fake gmail and *squints eyes*…is that something called “SquiddlePets?” That’s rad. That’s so cool, to hide that in a gmail account that isn’t even given attention. I love it when people use the under-utilized aspects of the worldbuilding OG Earth was given, like Squiddles or Pyralsprite (the dragon plushies that Terezi has). That’s always fantastic to me.

Ahhh, now this is some good prose with some moxy and flair. Yeah, I’m gonna say that I really like this one. Pretty good stuff in here! I don’t ask for much, except I kind of do, but listen. It doesn’t take much to make me have a smile on my face whilst reading a fanadventure. Also, I forgot that not only is this a period piece of 2012, but also clearly in the Alpha Universe, which is really cool, because then it can make a bit out of the mail basically being a drone from Alternia!

Yeah this one’s really good. I’m surprised I haven’t heard about this one more? Probably because it’s last upd8 was in 2020. That’ll do it…anyways, yeah. Really enjoyed my time with this one.

[elekid]

I have 6 scalemates (applescab & pyralsprite missing) to trade for him btw just dm me

please contact if you have for sale

[vriskaenergy]

and the finished piece! this took me like 3 weeks - cardboard diorama, depicting The Handmaid observing a memory bubble of Dualscar feeding Gl'bgolyb - there is a braid of ribbon (sailship and seahorse patterned) coming from the back of the ship and poking through the whale to represent a fire from the Ahab's Crosshairs - we also see the dragon pyralsprite being taken down / fed on by g-glob bc i thought that would be the coolest lusus to include 😎

ill add some detail shots when i get home!

[npd-vriska]

i would like to thank @folykl for lighting the menorah when im not home and sending me this picture

lemonsnout and pyralsprite are now jewish, happy chanukah!

[johnparadise]

ik im amazing

[candyredterezi143]

behold,,,

[quietserval]

My piece for @terezine! Please check the zine out~!

[homestuckfluffcanons]

“Pyralspite used to sit on Redglare's cane when she was going through legislacerator training. On the night Redglare graduated, she was finally big enough to ride and took her charge out for a flight to celebrate.”

Suggested by Anonymous

[dankgemestho]

So, this is my hundredth post. I wanted to get it out of the way since i’ve been building it up so much.. These are my homestuck plushes, Karkat Grub, chibi dirk, trickster dirk, a smuppet, maplehoof,pyralsprite, and some plush horns. I didn’t make Maplehoof, Pyralsprite or the horns. Here’s to 100 posts. group hug. 

[relaxxattack]

decided to make a new banner… actually really like how it turned out!

[catman-draws]

Thank you for allowing me to hug you, you wonderful artist

I look forward to seeing how you take this story. I was wondering if you are still taking request? If I am late I understand, however if not, I would enjoy seeing Redglare or Pyralspite.

-Puff

Hey what if both