#q'd

[breadhao]

busy like a rockstar

[nariism]

did we just kiss?!

pair. itoshi sae x gn!reader

content: fluff, idiots in love, not proofread

wc. 0.7k

a/n: based loosely off of the "we accidentally kissed goodbye before they left for work" trope because it's funny and cute

itoshi sae is not an easy man to fluster.

in fact, you’re not sure you’ve ever seen him get any further than slightly pink in the face. and even then he didn’t gratify you with any change in his expression, instead stubbornly staring at you with a deadpan. always so serious, that guy.

it’s not like he didn’t have people over. he actually had a lot of people over, but never the same one twice.

“being a celebrity sounds exhausting,” you told him one time. he just grunted at you in lieu of a proper response and slammed his bedroom door behind him. even famous people who live in the lap of luxury need to blow off steam once in a while, and it’s fine, you guess.

you only wish that they were quieter. maybe that was just sae’s type.

you’re not sure how you fell into the role of his roommate in the first place; you definitely did not keep up with the rent as dutifully as you should but for some reason he never minded covering the rest of the insane cost. you were just a friend from his youth— not his childhood by any means, in which the sentiment would hold up much better.

no, you met sae when you were seventeen years old. and since then he’s always spoiled you more than words could describe. in return, he comes home from gruelling practices to see your smiling face and the soft way you ask him “how was your day?”

he used to come home to an empty apartment, to a silence so loud that his ears would hurt. he would fill the air with white noise; leaving his tv running or boiling a kettle of tea, just to keep his sanity going a little longer.

he likes you. enough to allow you to be his white noise. it’s more pleasant than having to drink three cups of green tea every night, at least.

you’d like to think that you know everything about sae after living with him for almost two years. how he looks so tired in the morning and the way he doesn’t bother combing his hair, just slicking it back with some water and calling it a day. how he prefers to brush his teeth before eating in the morning, and then rinsing once with mouthwash after breakfast. how he comes home midday and flops onto the couch wordlessly to take his one hour nap at exactly 3 in the afternoon, and how he always falls asleep looking in your direction as you work at the desk on the other side of the room.

you’d like to think you know everything about sae. you don’t, but one thing is for sure: he really, really, really is not easy to fluster.

but one day, he finds you waiting at the door for him to say goodbye. you’re packing a little lunch into his gym bag because the night before he was complaining about always having to eat out during his breaks and that he was getting tired of bland food. there’s even a little sticky note attached to it with a smiley face and a heart with letters too small for him to read from this distance. and crap, it’s so domestic that he almost gets down on one knee right then and there.

(not that he has a crush on you or whatever, that would be so lame.)

“have a good day, sae,” you tell him with that smile on your face that makes him uncomfortably mushy inside.

“yeah, bye.”

and he’s not sure what kind of demon overtakes him, but he leans in to kiss you. a small peck right on the lips. it lasts maybe half a second before he stands up straight, eyes wide at his own actions, and pushes past you to rush out the door. as always, it slams behind him.

you’re left standing there in the entrance, staring at the door with a mixture of amusement and horror because itoshi sae, your roommate, might have just kissed you entirely on reflex.

he’s totally flustered, too, because in that half-second that his lips were on yours he swears you kissed him back.

when he gets into the backseat of the car waiting for him downstairs, his manager looks at him like he’s seen a ghost.

“are you… blushing?”

sae does not have a very good day after that.

© ALABOADOA 2023 — please do not translate or post my works to other platforms.

[softerhaze]

lil garden party for egg day 🌷🐣🐰

me, watching paloma be aggressive and mean to the literal flower bunny: omg.....my baby ;----;

....no comment

[dreamgrlarchive]

dolly french set by nailzbyjazmine on ig

[5ftboy]

[slutnali]

mmgsphoto on IG: 🦮💗¡MALDITA PERRA!🦮💗

[mojogifs]

Ewan Mitchell as Ettore

High Life

[circusgoth-dotcom]

I know it's typically "AU August" but I really wanted an excuse to at least daydream about some AU stuff (if not actually get some writing or art done)

This is, hopefully, 30 prompts to do in any order and to use for whatever you please! Writing, art, moodboards, etc, whatever your preferred medium is, have at it.

🌼Feel free to tag me in anything you make using these prompts, I'd be so so happy to hype it up!! You can also use the hashtag "#clownie's au april 2024" and I will try to keep an eye on it!🌧️

Please consider reblogging this post so that everyone who may want to participate can!

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[storm-of-feathers]

are my bg3s online?

no?

great

astarion is not even hot. he is just skinny and white. for months I feel like I've been huffing fucking paint as everyone simps over someone so obviously designed to be a sexy vampire archetype. I'm losing my mind

[labelledame2]

maybe it's the adhd but I keep thinking about being restrained on my bed and blindfolded while someone takes their time slowly teasing and playing with me so all I can do is focus on the sensations

[breadhao]

*heart eyes intensifies*

[americannslytherinn]

Severus: Remember to hydrate and look after your needs.

Harry: You drink spiked tea on exam days and you haven’t had a proper rest in Merlin knows how long.

Severus, pouring a shot of vodka: Do as I say, not as I do.

[softerhaze]

jay will NOT be beating the corny dad allegations 🤓👆 ❌

[dreamgrlarchive]

bbltheque headlines that are very me!

[pixelatedblues]

[certifiedcoffeeaddict]

dcmk + textposts