#quark speaking

[merlynic]

why so gay here………

[quarkingit]

I AM NOT A ROLEPLAY BLOG

I AM NOT A ROLEPLAY BLOG

I AM A FICTIVE

I AM NOT A ROLEPLAY BLOG

‼️‼️ ROLEPLAY BLOGS DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT ‼️‼️

[sparkyblizz]

I don't usually reveal my jokes for my edits on tumblr beforehand but this is too funny not to share

edit: here's the video it comes from

[jfkisonthemoon]

i just fucking know. i just fucking KNOW quark has the craziest "my dad just walked into the room, said some random traumatic experience that happened to him and walked out without any commentary" stories

[ectogeo-rebubbles]

Free but very cursed DS9 fic idea: Body Parts AU where Quark decides (perhaps after hearing a little bit about Curzon) that the best way to die would be during an orgasm. But obviously if Quark knows that's going to happen, that's a huge boner-killer. So he and Garak have to start fucking on the regular, just to help Quark relax and get used to it, and also to make sure Garak can learn how to consistently give him a GOOD orgasm so that he can be sure to time his assassination just right <3

[strwbrryklly]

new bechdel test: does odo go any episode without interacting with or mentioning quark

[datasoong101]

Okay, I see you aggressive Kira selfcest.

This show has 0 chill. And I'm not surprised at all when this shit happens. Like, mirror Kira wants to fuck herself? Of course she does. Why wouldn't she? What other course of action would we take? That's what I thought. Selfcest it is. Love Star Trek. Damn.

[falseficus]

hey armin whats the worst noise you can make

[jazz-kitty]

hi! sorry that it is in fact an Entire post but!! here is what i have done for some full teams for different ze characters. i have teams for a dozen or so other characters but not long written out justifcations. also def some ideas beyond just six each haha. some explaiantion is in different tags / the replies bc i did not fully know how tumblr worked lol. any questions or other suggestions u want 100% ask bc i literally love talking abt this i could talk abt this all day 24/7 https://www.tumblr.com/graceisprettygreat/698582343835877376/tenmyouji-and-quark-pokemon-teams-bonus-k-pokemon?source=share

^ from linked post >:)

quark: aipom, joltik, magnemite, teddiursa, skwovet, pachirisu

tenmyouji: drampa, klefki, diggersby, excadrill, ursaluna, normal ursaring

K / kyle: mimikyu, ditto, spinda, foretress, meowstic, beeheyem / beeheyem, cinderace, minior, hawlucha, mega mewtwo x, victini

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OOOHOOOO you are COOKINGGG...... these r sooo fucking good but i specifically loveeeee klefki for tenmyouji, skwovet for quark, and meowstic & beeheyem for k..... quark and skwovet both storing snacks and being little creatures of mischevious nature..... *nods*

[5ond3r]

watching ur friend freak out over a character you're not into but you love them by extension

that's ur blorbo-in-law actually

[wheelie-butch]

If i think about quark too much i will feel sick bc like he just rules so much as a character. He's so gender and inbetween everything. And Odo is involved. I've never once had anything articulate to say on the matter.

[quarkingit]

i’m in physical pain. will and kassidy won’t let me turn it off theyre holding me hostage met me OUT OF HERE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[loquaciousquark]

i weenied out, i'll do it tomorrow

[jfkisonthemoon]

i finished vlr

[hooved]

once again remembering how weird quark's japanese dub voice was. why did he sound like that

[aluvian]

Absolutely obsessed with the new guinea pig my sister just got