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#queen of darkest spring ie Persephone
porcelaintoybox23 · 2 years
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YJH: I mean, haven’t we all thought about being the opposite gender?
KimCom: No.
JHY: kinda? I’ve always been a girl, it’s just that society didn’t perceive me that way.
YJH: I’m not a woman, it’s that sometimes, I just really don’t want to be a guy and being a woman feels less wrong. Not often. C’mon, no one else feels like this?
HSY: So, is Loki still alive? Do we know any other constellations that change gender?
YSG: uh, there’s someone in Olympus, but I don’t want to say their name. It’s a little offensive.
YJH: forget I said anything. I was joking.
KDJ: You have never told a joke in your life.
YMA: he’s right, Oppa. Should I say, unni?
QDS: Joonghyuk, gender can be a very personal and complex thing…
YJH: No, no, no—
NGMY: Breaking the Sky is something only women can learn. You achieved the true peak of swordsmanship when you were fe—
YJH: I will kill everyone here if you finish that.
HSY: I’m pretty sure the only person who doesn’t know you were the punisher is “dumbass in denial” over there.
KimCom: Who?
HSY: y’know, Loki stopped our ex-terrorist from being nuked by the star stream by making him a woman. Didn’t you guys see who won the martial arts tournament?
KDJ: now wait a minute. There’s no way Joonghyuk is the punisher.
QDS: my child, you are incredibly dense.
YJH: *face turning black from rage*
LJY: Master, you carried the baby? Not Ahjussi?
Biyoo: I have a sibling?
KDJ: There is no child! Joonghyuk, tell them they’re crazy.
YSA: I saw Joonghyuk transform. Dokja, you need to accept that you find Joonghyuk attractive as a man or woman.
KDJ: I’m not gay—
LGY: bisexuality and pansexuality exist, hyung.
QDS: sexual fluidity does run in the family.
YJH: *being restrained by Uriel, Sun Wukong, and Minyoung*
JHW: *dying of laughter*
LHS: what is going on???
QDS: I know my son quite well. The only person he finds more attractive than Joonghyuk-ah is the punisher who is Joonghyuk.
KDJ: ABFD, please kill me.
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