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[grox]

Go ahead and eat 6 clif bars and a qwik trip hotdog and a glass of milk then go to sleep. You will be fine while and after doing this

[literary-lesbian]

summary of last night's mischief movie night!!! (26/08/24) (inspired by @whoops-im-obsessed)

Entitled "Renaissance Nightmare" (suggested by a child, other option was Medi-Evil Times), a horror/comedy with a monster set at a Ren Faire! (this is quite long)

cast was jon as oscar, hen, niall, josh, ruth, rhyanna and matt

both title and genre were suggested by children, and so jon was very annoyed about all swearing and the pants-shitting subplot

when asked for a genre a guy in the front row said "porno" very quickly and very loudly, and so jon frequently tried to steer the movie away from any and all suggestive elements

so it was about three brothers (matt, josh & niall) at a ren faire, matt was called jonathan and then bradley which led to his name becoming jonathan bradley

jonathan bradley's ren faire persona was Duke Craig and he had three scrolls for Decrees (and worked at qwik fit)(last year he shat his pants because of the mead)(this is unfortunately a recurring joke)

josh's character (unnamed) was King John and he had a sword

niall's character (unnamed) was called Princess Piss but oscar did not like this so he changed it to "the artist formerly know as princess" which is a great joke

they're all very dependent on their mother (rhyanna) and can't be trusted with money (niall's character compulsively throws it out of the window, josh's character bought a batmobile and jonathan bradley shits it out somehow)(he shits his pants a lot)

rhyanna did not realise they were in the car park and knocked on a door to enter the scene which led to a running joke about random doors at the faire

two ren faire workers, melissa (ruth) and the manager (hen) are worried about rumours about "a thing in the woods" (and also that jonathan bradley would shit his pants and die) (director's cut showed a scene of these rumours being created at the rumour mill, great joke from hen) but they wanted it to go ahead so they could earn £8000 from the 40 people attending PLUS "mead revenue"

best line of the whole show: "there's nothing quicker than a qwik fit shitter" (thanks hen)

there was a jig to open the faire

the brothers went to the jester's (hen) court - oscar paused and said that the jester would do intricate wordplay and puns - hen pranced around and told ZERO jokes but foretold much death

another character left the scene and IMMEDIATELY died (this was rewound because oscar found the abruptness hilarious), followed by the jester who did the exact same thing

jonathan bradley then shat his pants and was killed by the monster but crawled back to tell his brothers to hide in the woods (they'd all had their eyes removed btw)

niall + josh went to the woods and met two riddle monsters (matt + melissa) who were so focused on saying the same words at the same time that their riddle made no sense ("my first is in arm but not in leaf") so niall + josh literally just left the scene

they came to a troll bridge (hen) and clambered over him - oscar again reminding everyone about the children present + referencing porno guy

at the magic well (rhyanna) niall decided to go in to find out what happened to jonathan bradley - he confessed that he, too, shits his pants often. then josh confessed that he's the one doing the shitting and he shits THROUGH the other two. this scene was them talking about shitting and oscar pausing every two minutes to try and get them to stop (rhyanna was originally lunging to be the well but had to sit down because the pauses were so long)

in the well niall met the well monster (hen) who stole his eyes but he escaped to return to josh + their mother

the manager was panicking about all the death but melissa threatened him. he was forced to take up the jester's role.

josh decides to go into the well to find out what's happening. in the well is ruth. it's still unclear as to which character she was being. possibly the riddle monster.

he realises that in allowing his brothers to be attacked PLUS the shitting shenanigans, maybe HE'S been the monster all along. then the ghost of jonathan bradley strangles him so maybe JB was the monster. i think everyone had a different idea of who the real monster was

turns out melissa was the monster all along, she doesn't care about the £8000 and claims she could make the same amount "selling stuff on vinted". the manager is very upset that she doesn't care about the mead revenue and then she goes on a monster rampage, killing the manager and then everyone at the ren faire.

she goes to the magic well, who is her master? she has to kill niall or all the brothers can be resurrected

it turns out the well IS their mother, despite them having been in scenes together earlier in the movie

niall realises that at the ren faire you can be whatever you want to be and turns into a bigger, better monster than melissa (josh + jonathan bradley become part of him)

ends with an epic monster-off - the brothers vs ruth + hen + rhyanna

the brothers won and were resurrected. they all forgave each other for the shitting and realised they didn't need their mother anymore (which was good because she was dead)

ended with a nice song about brotherhood and then a reprise of the jig at the start of the faire :)

[oonajaeadira]

Listen, I need to ask y'all a question.

I just opened a pomegranate and have a shit ton of seeds. I'm thinking

cinnamon ice cream chocolate powder (qwik) pommegranite seeds.

Good idea? Bad idea?

Maybe I should just soak the seeds in blueberry wine and drink that shit down.

I'M NOT AT MY PARENTS' ON CHRISTMAS EVE AND I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

[terbywonder]

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[wrathful-reptile]

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[spookysaturn]

qwik trip to the south - port-leucate in july

[gaytruckerthoughts]

how to shop for truck stop sushi!!1!:

(i was already used to this idea as a prior consumer of dorm sushi earlier in life)

don't get the ones with real fish, only the ones with krab, or veggie ones if they have. no need to gamble with your life

only get them if they have been recently thawed. if they are regular fridge temperature or room-ish temp, don't buy, they will be dry and gross. get them if they are relatively fresh from the freezer. they should still be pretty cold to the touch (through the packaging obviously), and you ideally want the rice to still be looking a little translucent/not fully white on the sides of the roll slices. this way they haven't dried out and hold their shape pretty well. weirdly, the soy sauce packets also taste much better when recently thawed

if you can, try to buy them in wisconsin at qwik trip, or in the very southern usa, because it'll be cheaper

bring your own utensils because these suckers don't come with utensils. you can get a giant thing of disposable chopsticks from an asian grocery for very cheap before you hit the road

there you go, enjoy. dine safely out there

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Qwik-Serv and Slay Microwave Girldinner

[kwebtv]

Richard Marvin Butkus (December 9, 1942 – October 5, 2023) Football linebacker, sports commentator, and actor. He played football for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League (NFL) from 1965 to 1973.

After his career as a player, Butkus became a celebrity endorser, broadcaster, and actor. He appeared in films and as a regular character on TV shows such as Blue Thunder, My Two Dads, MacGyver, and Hang Time, as well as in a guest role on Murder, She Wrote. He portrayed himself in both the critically acclaimed TV movie Brian's Song (1971) and the 2002 comedy Teddy Bears' Picnic. Butkus portrayed Officer Alvin Dimsky in Cass Malloy, the 1982 CBS pilot for what later became the syndicated situation comedy She's the Sheriff, and also made cameo appearances in episodes of several television shows

Butkus endorsed Prestone in a commercial during Super Bowl IV in 1970, stating the tagline, "Because plugging holes is my business." The ad marked the first highly successful celebrity endorsement in Super Bowl advertising. Throughout the late 1970s and early 1980s, Butkus appeared alongside fellow former NFL star (and later Blue Thunder co-star) Bubba Smith in a series of ads for Miller Lite, which were released to high acclaim. In 1985, he was a pitchman for Echo Tools. In the 1990s, Butkus promoted the "Qwik-Cook Grill", a grill utilizing newspaper as its main fuel. (Wikipedia)

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