#rachel called bruce a dilf as a joke once and bruce had to urban dictionary it bc him and clark thot it meant ‘dad i love forever’

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who would rachel purposefully annoy in the batfam and why is it bruce wayne? 🥰 can u do headcanons I Would Like To Hear Your Thoughts

OH MY GOD... YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO MY HEART <3

- bruce is indifferent to children annoying him to death and he’s perfected his stone cold facade but sometimes it breaks and it’s for the sweetest most softest reasons... sometimes rachel gets into hyperfixation mode and since bruce himself & the whole batfam has adhd he totally just Gets it... like rachel will speak for hours on end about art and painting and the different styles and bruce will just sit there. listening. ears wide open and eyes just so soft bc a lil fun fact about bruce is that he loves art! he tries to paint and draw as a hidden hobby so when rachel talks about it he’s like !!!!! this is so cute and i am Listening to you lil red <3

- other times rachel will just Annoy him for shits and giggles she’ll be like 😳 damn bruce um who got paint on your table??? and that cheeto dust... i thought you said you don’t eat junk food? 🤨 and bruce is like. You Heathen. How Dare You. and she just runs around pressing buttons and has bruce chase her bc what’s life about if not having The Batman chase you around his batcave for the laffs <3

- ok but rachel actually has the best relationship w damian bc they’re art buddies :’) she treats him like an equal and they gossip and talk about whatever while painting things and drawing! bruce got them a sick art set and they use it all the time :’) dami makes lil paintings for bruce to hang in his study and for his brothers to hang on their walls and rachel makes scenery art for percy, piper, will & drew! wayne manor is stunning and it’d be a shame not to capture its beauty as it is

- OK BUT ALSO. RACHEL & BARBARA!!!!! they’re both smart spunky fun cute red-headed black girls <3 her and rachel probably have the best sisterly bond like genuinely - they just seamlessly became friends -> sisters and it’s so nice for babs to have someone that is a breath of fresh air from all the batfam craziness so i think w babs, rachel is super relaxed and chill bc she knows babs needs it! babs is also so good at advice so she gives it to rachel whenever and they have lil slumber parties and max out brucie’s credit card when they’re bored and frankly? good for them <3 AND ALSO??? THEY ARE BOTH ORACLES AND WHEN THEY FOUND OUT it was like that spider-man meme <3 rachel teases babs bc she’s like damn are you gonna take my job 🤨🙄 and they both laugh about it bc they’re just Dorks like that

- bruce actually was gonna beat up rachel’s dad once bc he hadn’t seen her in a while and rachel was like it’s ok you’re like a dad to me anyways! and she said it offhandedly and bruce just stood there and his eyes were glassy??? and he just walked to her and hugged her and let me tell you. there’s nothing more better, pure, warm, and comforting than a bruce wayne hug. and for some reason rachel just couldn’t fucking let go and she started crying and bruce sat down on the grass and hugged her and held her until she calmed down. she didn’t know she had so much pent up but being an oracle is so fucking draining and bruce just held her and she ranted and vented and she looked at him and he said “you are my daughter. i love you okay? whenever you need anything you let me know. i’ll always catch you and i always got you.” and god was it so fucking comforting to hear! everyone is there for demigods but being the Prophetic One is hard bc she isn’t herself like her body gets taken over sometimes and she take everyone’s death on her head bc she gave out the prophecy! and bruce just understands completely and lets her know she’s never alone and that he has her

- but ok sappiness aside. rachel is such a light to have around bc she is just so funky fresh and blunt and so creative and is a breath of fresh air! dick & jason are protective of their lil sis and her and tim are skater buddies! dami is her art buddy and duke is her Other Half <3 cass & steph & babs have girl night w rachel along with kate kane the iconic lesbian wine aunt and listen just being around that family is a wild ride and she wouldn’t trade it in ever! bruce is her father figure and he’s like. damn i got another kid again <3 that’s wild :’)